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Stupid Spoiled ***** Video Playset: Paris Hilton opens a store in South Park, corrupting the town's girls in the process. It's up to Mr Slave to put things right - time for a "***** off!" (S8, E12)

Cartman's Incredible Gift: Cartman jumps off his roof while wearing cardboard wings and ends up in a coma. When he awakens he believes he has psychic powers - and the police believe it too! (S8, E13)

The Return of Chef: The boys notice that Chef is acting weird after returning from the 'The Super Adventure Club'. Why is he trying to seduce them? Can a trip to a strip joint help? (S10, E01)

Kojey Radical drops in for a drink to talk through the history of the Great Star of Africa diamond. Michael Dapaah shares the story of Dr George Franklin Grant; inventor of the golf tee. (S2, E01)

Comedian Sophie Duker tells the story of the first Black Surgeon General in the US, Dr Joycelyn Elders. Artist/performer Darkwah shares the story of Willi Ninja, the Godfather of Voguing. (S2, E02)

Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm.

Crystal and Candy answer your questions about love. They meet Tim Renkow, who wants to be more romantic with his girlfriend, and Cosmina, who wants to stop dating bad boys. (S1, E04)

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The One With The Vows: Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21)

The One With Chandler's Dad: Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22)

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Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is on the agenda for the Jokers this episode. Plus one of them ruins the entire night of a whole sports bar in the big punishment. (S11, E01)

From bombing job interviews to trashing their Nonna's sauce, the Jokers are not on their game! One Loser is punished by confronting mobile phone users in this nail-biting punishment. (S11, E02)

The Jokers are snagging tips and spinning the Wheel of Doom to determine who will be the losing Joker, who will be excusing his bad behaviour with a very "generous" compensation. (S11, E03)

We're reporting crimes and disrupting mealtimes in this week's challenges, but in the end, one Joker has to shed light onto something (or someone) very important to complete his punishment. (S11, E04)

Angry Sex: When Debra and Marie have a big fight, Ray is struck with worry when he thinks Debra's anger will cause her to forget about their sex that night. (S9, E03)

P.T. & A.: After being chided for wearing a shoddy shirt and getting stains on it, Ray lies and tells Debra that members of the PTA called her outfit "trampy". (S9, E04)

Ally's F: After Ally comes home with an "F" on her report card, Debra feels she is not paying enough attention, so she and Ray visit her math teacher. Ray is left unimpressed. (S9, E05)

Boys' Therapy: The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions. Instead, the men go to the tracks and it isn't long before the wives figure out their lie. (S9, E06)

Debra's Parents: Debra invites her divorced parents, Warren and Lois, to the family Thanksgiving. Ray walks in on them having sex. Debra thinks that they are getting back together. (S9, E07)

A Job For Robert: Marie is extra nice to Robert and Amy. Robert is happy until he discovers that Marie has been trying to manipulate him and Amy into having children. (S9, E08)

The One With The Stain: Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07)

The One With The Stripper: Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08)

The One With The Rumour: Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09)

The One With Monica's Boots: Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10)

The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11)

The One Where Joey Dates Rachel: Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12)

The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath: Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13)

The One With The Secret Closet: Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14)

The One With The Birthing Video: Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15)

The One Where Joey Tells Rachel: The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16)

The One With The Tea Leaves: After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17)

The One In Massapequa: Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18)

The One With Joey's Interview: Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19)

The One With The Baby Shower: During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20)

The One With The Cooking Class: Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21)

The One Where Rachel Is Late: When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22)

Tom Allen hands over his phone for Send to All, and Chesney Hawkes becomes the Unexpected Star...Star of the show. James Nesbitt helps pull off an incredible surprise for a One Show fan. (S7, E06)

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson; joined by Micky Flanagan, Tess Daly & Krishnan Guru-Murthy. (S13, E06)

The nation's favourite pub landlord merrily muses over a heady brew of topics, including the global financial crisis and his one man crusade to fix Broken Britain.

We call 'action' on some bizarre movie scenes in "Hollywood Director" and the peformers put it all out there in "Dating Profile". Guest performers Keegan-Michael Key & Candice Accola. (S1, E03)