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Jimmy Carr, GK Barry and Jamali Maddix are seeking out a****** behaviour. There's a woman who lied about a dog's ashes and someone who believes they're the reincarnation of Princess Diana. (S2, E01)

Tobacco Farmers / Married: The boys try to grow their own tobacco like George Washington. // Beavis and Butt-Head go to the courthouse to settle a parking ticket and end up getting married. (S2, E05)

Sad Boys / Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis: The pair pretend to be sad and end up in a psychiatric hospital. // Beavis' body goes through changes after he is bitten by a rabid skunk.(S2,E06)

T*****s and Dragons (3): Randy is rallying the mall staff! Outside the mall, zombie-like masses are restless, and King Cartman prepares for battle with Princess Kenny - Black Friday is on! (S17, E09)

The Hobbit: While Wendy tries to expose the widespread Photoshop fakery of the female form, Kanye West tries to prove to the world his fiancée isn't a hobbit - will either succeed?!? (S17, E10)

Go Fund Yourself: The boys decide to create a company funded through Kickstarter so that they never have to work. When they take the Washington Redskins' name, the football team see red! (S18, E01)

Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains the way he treats his daughter's boyfriends!

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The One With The Sonogram At The End: Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02)

The One With The Thumb: A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03)

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The Honeymooners: An ex-girlfriend causes problems for Charlie when he goes to a reunion. (S3, E7)

Wheels: Charlie is overwhelmed by Caroline's birthday present. (S3, E8)

The Sneeze: Ray is sneezed on in the airport rest room. He becomes obsessed with it and thinks he is getting sick. Marie pampers him and puts him to bed. Debra is annoyed by the mothering. (S5, E10)

Christmas Present: Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hope that she will be so impressed she will let him go on a weekend golf trip. His plan backfires. (S5, E11)

What Good Are You: Debra starts to choke on a piece of orange, but Ray does nothing. When she accuses him of being useless during emergencies, he talks to his mother. Marie agrees. (S5, E12)

Super Bowl: Ray gets two tickets to the Super Bowl and he chooses Gianni to go with him. Frank, Robert, and Debra get very upset, each wanting to be his companion. (S5, E13)

The Pom Pom Incident: Sabrina's good intentions go bad when she prevents Valerie from trying out for the cheerleading squad. (S3, E04)

Pancake Madness: An addiction to pancakes threatens to send Sabrina's life spinning out of control. (S3, E05)

Good Will Haunting: Halloween turns truly frightful when a demented doll takes charge of the festivities. (S3, E06)

You Bet Your Family: Salem's gambling debts get the best of him, but its Sabrina and her aunts who pay the price. (S3, E07)

The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12)

The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. Julia Roberts also guest-stars. (S2, E13)

The One With The Prom Video: Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14)

The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know: Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15)

The One Where Joey Moves Out: After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16)

The One Where Eddie Moves In: Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17)

The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18)

The One Where Eddie Won't Go: Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19)

The One Where Old Yeller Dies: Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20)

The One With The Bullies: Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21)

The One With Two Parties: Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22)

The One With The Chicken Pox: Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23)

The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding: Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancé's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24)

The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy: Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01)

The One Where No One's Ready: In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02)

The One With The Jam: After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03)

Danny Ocean (George Clooney), a gangster, assembles a group of eleven people (incl. Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, and Don Cheadle) in an effort to steal money from three popular casinos in Las Vegas. (2001)

Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show with regular team captains Sean Lock & Jon Richardson and guests Micky Flanagan, Mel Giedroyc, Stephen Graham & Katherine Ryan. (S14, E09)

Jimmy Carr hosts a new series of the topical panel show discussing the nation's most popular talking points. He's joined by team captains Sean Lock & Jon Richardson and comedic guests. (S14, E10)

Guinea Pig On A Stick: The beef crisis hits South America elementary and the boys fight for their lunchtime sloppy joes. Stan struggles with Randy joining his friend group. (S29, E04)

Wayne sings in 'The Lion King' style about tonight's guest star & former World's Strongest Man, Brian Shaw. Plus, learn some inappropriate ways to fire someone in "Scenes from a Hat". (S2, E22)

Prehistoric Wayne breaks the ice in a particularly chilly game of "Hollywood Director". Bridesmaids star Wendi McLendon-Covey quickly becomes part of the furniture in "Living Scenery". (S2, E23)

Gluten Free Ebola: When bad things happen to a scientist explaining how gluten is fine, the whole of South Park goes gluten free - can the cure to the gluten epidemic be found? (S18. E02)

The Cissy: Cartman has a plan in order to poo whenever he wants! Though Wendy might have something to say about it. Randy is harbouring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. (S18, E03)

Handicar: Timmy's new transportation service, to raise money for summer camp, makes him a lot of enemies - including arch nemeses Nathan and Mimsy! This is not going to end well... (S18, E04)

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Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred contestants try to avoid and the pirates in Turtle Path before getting a soaking in Wet Paint. All of them aiming to storm the castle for victory. (S2, E06)

Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred more warriors aim for the ultimate prize of storming the castle. But with Star Bowling and Bridge Ball in their way will any of them claim victory? (S2, E07)

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Whiz Kid: Charlie is jealous of the time Caroline is spending with her creative director. (S3, E9)

Family Ties: Charlie is suspicious of his father-in-law when he turns up out of the blue. (S3, E10)

Fairies: The twins play fairies in the school play. Ray is initially fine with the twins playing the parts, until he realizes Debra specifically signed them up as fairies. (S5, E16)

Stefania Arrives: Stefania, Robert's Italian girlfriend visits from Italy with her father. Robert initially likes it, but then realizes that she is annoying and breaks up with her. (S5, E17)

Humm Vac: Ray buys a new vacuum cleaner, which cleans well and makes Debra happy. When she realizes that Marie had sent over the salesgirl, Debra tries to find dirt in Marie's house. (S5, E18)

The Canister: Marie asks Debra to return a canister she borrowed, but Debra says she already has. They argue and Debra eventually convinces Marie that she is wrong, which astonishes Ray. (S5, E19)

And the Sabrina Goes To...:A spell to get her just desserts leaves Sabrina with egg on her face instead. (S3, E08)

Nobody Nose Libby Like Sabrina Nose Libby: An out-of-control magic spaceship lands Sabrina and Salem inside Libby's brain. (S3, E09)

Sabrina and the Beast: In order to teach Sabrina a lesson about love and beauty, Harvey is turned into a beast. (S3, E10)

Christmas Amnesia: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas until Sabrina accidentally erases the holiday. (S3, E11)

The One Where Old Yeller Dies: Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20)

The One With The Bullies: Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21)

The One With Two Parties: Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22)

The One With The Chicken Pox: Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23)

The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding: Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancé's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24)

The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy: Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01)

The One Where No One's Ready: In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02)

The One With The Jam: After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03)

The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel: Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04)

The One With Frank, Jr: Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05)

The One With The Flashback: When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06)

The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07)

The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08)

The One With The Football: The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09)

The One Where Rachel Quits: Joey gets a job selling Christmas trees and Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10)

The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11)

Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains the way he treats his daughter's boyfriends!

Mystery of The Urinal Deuce: Someone defecates in a urinal at school! Cartman rants that it's a conspiracy "like 9/11!" The entire town think so too! Time for a trip to the White House. (S10, E09)

Obama Wins! Just what evil deeds has Cartman been up to? It's up to the boys to find out, and the truth could rock America to its core! Meanwhile, Mickey Mouse buys the rights to Star Wars. (S16, E14)

Where My Country Gone? Mr Garrison is crazy-mad about all the illegal immigrants in South Park - time for a showdown with the familiar looking President of Canada! Cartman has other plans. (S19, E02)

Doubling Down: Kyle doesn't understand why Heidi won't break up with Cartman. He's playing with fire when he gets in the middle of the school's most talked about couple. (S21, E07)