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Let Go, Let Gov: Cartman is enraged by the discovery that the NSA is spying on America. Time to go undercover and broadcast their shocking secret over a new (and rudely named) website! (S17, E01)

Informative Murder Porn: Stan is shocked to discover his parents watching 'murder porn' - time for the children of South Park to teach their parents a thing or two about morals! (S17, E02)

World War Zimmerman: Cartman is having recurring nightmares that depict him as Brad Pitt in World War Z, but it's not zombies he's fighting, and Token is 'patient zero'! Hell breaks loose! (S17, E03)

Goth Kids 3 - Dawn of the Posers: The Goth kids smell something fishy when their brethren return from Troubled Acres acting all 'emo' - the truth of the matter might just shock them! (S17, E04)

Taming Strange: When baby Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. Yo abba Gabba style, will help! Or will Ike's bad boy ways spread? (S17, E05)

Black Friday (1): With the biggest shopping day of the year fast approaching, Wizard Cartman deems it necessary, in a Game of Thrones fashion, to form alliances - the Xbox One shall be his! (S17, E07)

A Song of A** and Fire (2): The countdown to Black Friday continues and Cartman's attempts at manipulation grow. But will Stan and Kenny bow to King Cartman before the war? Winter's coming. (S17, E08)

T*****s and Dragons (3): Randy is rallying the mall staff! Outside the mall, zombie-like masses are restless, and King Cartman prepares for battle with Princess Kenny - Black Friday is on! (S17, E09)

Sketches include Keegan getting too high, a soccer player doing anything to draw a red card, two sexperts giving cunnilingus advice, and Metta World News talks about genies. (S3, E05)

Mr. T teaching us life lessons, Wendell calls the customer service about his Superman bed, an insult comic crossing the line, and the valets talk about Mel Gibson. (S3, E06)

Ride Me To Hell: The end of his favorite TV series, 'Dishonorable Discharge' sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show. (S2, E03)

G. I. Twayne: Twayne is drafted into the Army of Satan. When Mark is forced to join him, he discovers a plan to end humanity. Special guest star: Rob Riggle as the drill sergeant. (S2, E04)

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Glenn Moore, Amy Gledhill, Ria Lina and Scarlett Moffatt to play another round of absurd guessing games. (S4, E10)

Whether it's tackling communist health and safety posters, or his overtly biblical appearance, Alasdair's inventive, whimsical debut opens a cabinet of curiosities.

Forever Jung: Brad is going on his first date, but is uncomfortable about having to learn how to dance. Jill's friend Karen is coming for a visit, but she and Tim don't like each other. (S1, E15)

Jill's Birthday: Jill's birthday is coming up and luckily for Tim, the boys remind him. This year, she tells him he has to get her something thoughtful. (S1, E16)

What About Bob?: Al is excited because Bob Vila is in town signing his new book. When Al calls him, "the pioneer of home repairs", Tim's ego can't take the blow. (S1, E17)

Baby, It's Cold Outside: Tim makes plans to go with Jill to a romantic getaway. (S1, E18)

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The guys play a couple of rounds of "do and say whatever you're told" while posing as nurses at a hospital, and then do some grocery shopping with their fake wives. (S12, E04)

The guys read their fake daughter's diary pages, and give normal presentations while being told what to do and say. The punishment involves insulting the tattoos of people at the gym. (S12, E06)

The Rumour: A rumour spreads through the office and diner that John is dying when he suddenly begins eating healthy food and tries to control his temper. (S2, E14)

All The Rage: Becker is sentenced to attend an anger management class after he insults two police officers. Linda invites Bob to move in with her. (S2, E15)

The One With Chandler's Work Laugh: When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12)

The One With Joey's Bag: Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13)

The One With The Joke: Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12)

The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Featuring a robber on a roof, offenders in an office, and a criminal in a canal. Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E37)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Including a court room crooner, pitiful package pilferers, and mischievous monkeys. Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E38)

The guys play a couple of rounds of "do and say whatever you're told" while posing as nurses at a hospital, and then do some grocery shopping with their fake wives. (S12, E04)

Guest performer Greg Proops plays lonely heart, and must choose between Wayne's fitness fanatic, Colin's obnoxious conjoined twin, and Ryan's bitter mall Santa in "Let's Make A Date". (S11, E14)

This special episode showcases never before seen games and outtakes, starting with a frantic "Forward Rewind" followed by the rarely played game "Hats". Star guests incl. Candice Accola. (S12, E01)

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcomes Shaun Ryder, Nick Helm, Sindhu Vee, and Melvin Odoom into the attic to play an array of guessing games. (S3, E03)

The Rumour: A rumour spreads through the office and diner that John is dying when he suddenly begins eating healthy food and tries to control his temper. (S2, E14)

All The Rage: Becker is sentenced to attend an anger management class after he insults two police officers. Linda invites Bob to move in with her. (S2, E15)

Unchained Malady: Tim receives a chain letter with the instruction that it be sent forward within 24 hours or else something bad will happen. Tim disregards the letter, despite Jill's warning.(S1,E19)

Birds Of A Feather Flock To Taylor: Tim and Jill get into an argument after she insists that she told him repeatedly about an upcoming reception, but he is sure she never mentioned it. (S1, E20)

A Battle Of Wheels: On Tool Time, Al thinks he does all the work and Tim has it easy. Tim lets Al be host to see what it is like. (S1, E21)

Luck Be A Taylor Tonight: Tim wants the women and kids out of the house for the duration of his men's poker night, but that is not going to happen... (S1, E22)

Putting A Hit On Christmas: Vanessa, worn out from the recent Thanksgiving holiday, longs for the quiet, no-fuss Christmases when it was just her and Mike. (S2, E07)

Bullying: When Eve is suspended from school for calling a boy a bad name, Mike is surprised name calling would be considered bullying. Meanwhile Ryan finally gets a job. (S2, E08)

Out of Order is a gameshow all about judgements and first impressions. Host Rosie Jones is joined by team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love, plus Roisin Conaty & Josh Jones. (S1, E07)

The One With The Nap Partners: Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06)

The One With Ross's Library Book: Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07)

The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs: Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08)

The One With All The Candy: Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09)