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The Goggleboxers check out top Christmas telly, from The Real Full Monty: Jingle Bells to An Audience with Kylie, The 1% Club Christmas Special, Fur Babies, Men Up and Love Actually.

Celebrities including Kieran Culkin and Joe Marler join regulars for Stand Up To Cancer. On the 'Box: Celebrity Catchphrase Christmas Special, The Sound of Music and loads more. (S26 Ep17) [SL]

Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith get festive with bakers of Christmas past Sophie, Dan, Amelia, Linda, George and Carole, and a performance from the Citizens of the World Choir. [SL]

(2020) Dark comedy drama based on a viral Twitter thread. Dancer Zola (Taylour Paige) joins a road trip to Tampa, where she gets dragged too far into the sex work world. Adults only.

...Woodworker: Mel Giedroyc hosts as the woodworkers unleash their wild side with big-build animal sculptures, and take a step back to Viking times in a demanding skills challenge. (Ep4) [SL]

...Knitter: The remaining knitters refashion Aran jumpers into striking catwalk dresses and repurpose fabric to craft unique bags. Who'll strut their stuff into the final? (Ep7) [SL]

Documentary. A community of herders in the Scottish Highlands prepare young reindeer for their first Christmas. One orphaned reindeer calf battles against the odds. [SL]

Another chance to watch yesterday's new episode, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Moxie Moron: When Doug and Deacon's boss goes to rehab, Deacon takes over as supervisor, but things go bad when Doug decides he wants to join the management structure too. (S9 Ep3/13)

Major Disturbance: Without telling Carrie, Doug volunteers to look after Major while Deacon and Kelly take a weekend break. But his good-natured attempts to bond cause issues. (S9 Ep4/13)

Ruff Goin': When Carrie and Doug aren't invited to a local party, Doug adopts an unwanted dog to prove to the neighbours how nice he is - but he loses patience with the hound. (S9 Ep5/13)

The Bigger Person: Ray and Frank realise they can exploit the fact that Debra and Marie aren't speaking to each other. (S6 Ep23)

The First Time: When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her 'not in the mood' signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together. (S6 Ep24)

The Cult: Upset that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believe is a cult. (S7 Ep1)

Sweet Dreams: Frasier puts his job on the line by refusing to read out an advert for the radio station's new sponsor. (S5 Ep24)

Good Grief: Frasier's unemployment situation brings about various emotional responses, including denial, anger and depression. (S6 Ep1)

Frasier's Curse: Frasier worries about going to his high school reunion, because every time a reunion comes up, he has bad luck. (S6 Ep2)

Dial M for Martin: Frasier's unemployed status puts him on edge with everyone. When he blows up at Martin, Roz suggests that Martin moves in with Niles. (S6 Ep3)

The Einstein Gamble: Expert buyers Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz hunt down hidden relics and treasures across the USA. What will they find in a former firefighter's jam-packed sheds? (S11 Ep1)

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...Professionals: In Belfast, Holohan's Pantry take on Acapulco Mexican Restaurant and 2 Taps' Spanish nosh, in a week featuring some serious schmoozing and a saucy showdown. (S2 Ep5/20)

Jamie Oliver gives the traditional turkey a run for its money with his festive porchetta and a hearty chestnut and Brussels sprouts pie, followed by a mulled wine pear pavlova. (Ep2/2)

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Christopher Biggins in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Trevor has been visiting Kefalonia for 17 years and loves the island so much that he now wants his very own holiday home there. Can Laura Hamilton find a Grecian gem for his £175k?

Kirstie welcomes back the winning quartet to compete one last time to create a glorious, showstopping festive table. Whose divine display will 'sleigh' Christmas day? (S12 Ep5/5)

The new series continues. Stephanie prays for a Christmas miracle as she opens her restored chapel. Ben and Billie serve a sparkly fish feast. Donna and Paul light up with cheer! (S5 Ep5/5)

Jill and Ronnie are finally taking the plunge and moving to France. Jasmine Harman shows them five superb options in Languedoc-Roussillon for their £250k budget. Are any of them perfect?

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

...Thieves: Dispatches: Every seven seconds a parcel is stolen in Britain. With Christmas around the corner, Dispatches is on a mission to catch the crooks behind an escalating crime wave.

The best moments of Series 7 as a rolling cast of famous faces tune in for The 1% Club for Soccer Aid, Coronation Street, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment and Match Me Abroad (S7 Ep7)

Roisin Conaty and Fatiha El-Ghorri join Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker for a satirical takedown of the week's news. (S33 Ep10)

In Limboland, somewhere between expectation and reality, Bill ponders the true meaning of happiness with his trademark wit, musicality - and a remarkably downbeat version of Happy Birthday!

Travel Man Joe Lycett whisks Bill Bailey off to Iceland for al fresco bathing, volcanoes, Northern Lights, husky sledding and snowflake bread. [SL]

Johnny Vegas narrates as famous families, including Joel Dommett and his wife Hannah, Oti and Motsi Mabuse, and Michael and Hilary Whitehall, share their very personal Christmas nightmares. [SL]

Mill Street Bistro (Part 1/2): Gordon visits Ohio. The owner of the Mill Street Bistro claims to have the best menu between New York and LA. But the diners don't agree. (S6 Ep12) [SL]

...Woodworker: Mel Giedroyc hosts the semi-final, as the woodworkers build a drinks cabinet with sliding doors and face a steamy skills challenge. Who will make it to the final? (Ep5) [SL]

Harri and Claire welcome their rivals to the Vale of Berkeley Guesthouse in Gloucestershire, where they line up some bird-watching bingo for their guests.

Justin and Charlie host at the Artist Residence in Penzance. Most of their guests like the quirky, art-filled rooms, but a hair-raising shower dampens some spirits.

At Alec and Craig's award-winning Edenfield Guesthouse in Blackpool, Craig unleashes his cabaret-star alter-ego, Cybil Du Vaux, on his unsuspecting guests.

Stacey and Spencer host at The New Inn at Portland in Dorset. There's sandcastle building, water fights and breakfast hampers, but Claire accuses Stacey of alienating her guests.

After a week of water fights, shower frights and cabaret nights, the B&Bers meet up for one last time to find out how much they've been paid and who's won.

Birth, Death, Love and Rice: Frasier visits the bar and informs Sam that Diane is now working in a convent. Sam hires Woody, who was a friend of Coach's, to work at Cheers. (S4 Ep1/26)

Woody Goes Belly Up: New barman Woody desperately misses his girlfriend, so Sam and Diane fly her in from Indiana for a surprise visit. Frasier finds a way to pay his bar bill. (S4 Ep2/26)

Someday My Prince Will Come: A coat left behind at the bar arouses Diane's curiosity, and she dreams its owner could be her Prince Charming. But will the man return to claim it? (S4 Ep3/26)

The Groom Wore Clearasil: When Carla's 16-year-old son wants to get married, she begs Sam to tell him about the joys of bachelor life. (S4 Ep4/26)

Counseling: Debra decides that she and Ray should visit a marriage counsellor. At first Ray's against the idea, but he changes his mind when he meets the therapist. (S7 Ep2)

All I Want for Christmas: All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife, but they can't get any privacy. (S2 Ep12)

The Toaster: Ray's upset when his parents swap the personalised toaster he gave them as a Christmas present for a coffee machine. (S3 Ep12)

22 Short Films About Springfield: A Pulp Fiction-style trip through the everyday life of Springfield reveals what really goes on in this apparently normal town. (S7 Ep21/25)

'Tis the 30th Season: After a terrible Black Friday when Marge can't buy the right gifts, can the Simpsons have a relaxing Christmas in Florida? (S30 Ep10/23)

Skinner's Sense of Snow: When a huge snowdrift engulfs the school, Bart leads the kids in a rebellion, gagging Principal Skinner and tying him to a chair as they run amok. (S12 Ep8/21)

Bart on the Road: Bart, Milhouse, Martin and Nelson set off on a road trip to the World's Fair in Knoxville with $600 and a fake driving licence. (S7 Ep20/25)

(2021) Animated comedy with Zach Galifianakis, Olivia Colman and Rob Delaney. Barney just wants a smart robot friend like everyone else at school. But will a faulty unit do the trick?

We catch up with Cara and Ben in Bishop's Stortford, where it's not just their family that's expanded. And after Tom and Kaitlyn's fruitless search, did they venture into Kent? (S41 Ep6)

...List It: In Albrighton, we revisit Jamie Lea and Curtis, who were torn over their menace of a terrace. Did Kirstie create some much-needed space, or did Phil find it elsewhere? (S9 Ep7)

Kirstie Allsopp's TV husband Phil Spencer tries to wow her with his wrapping skills. Coinneach MacLeod whips up a Scottish Christmas trifle. And Kirstie makes bespoke Christmas crackers.

Can you fix a stunning festive feast with just half an hour in the kitchen? Joe Swash and Suzanne Mulholland reveal how to deliver precisely that Christmas miracle.

Natalie Cassidy, Chris Bisson, Dean Gaffney, Shobna Gulati and Sheree Murphy take on three festive challenges. Who'll just about cobble something together, and who'll be Queen Vic-torious?

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

...Christmas: Two of Britain's top festive designers magic up a fairytale Christmas at Bamburgh Castle, complete with a giant beanstalk, a golden goose and a festive Jolly Roger. (Ep2/3)

...Trip: It's journey's end on the Côte d'Azur for Sandi Toksvig as she explores Monaco's luxury millionaire lifestyle of fast cars, superyachts and a world-famous casino. (Ep4/4)

(1988) Action-thriller with Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman. Can a New York cop free the hostages being held in a skyscraper by an arch villain? Yippee ki-yay... whoops, can't say that here.