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David meets the so-called ugliest cat on the internet and some remarkable rescue moggies, and dips his toe into the world of cat shows. (Ep2/3)

...Countdown: Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host as the new series continues. Jon Richardson and Roisin Conaty take on Rob Beckett and Kiell Smith-Bynoe. With Lou Wall. (S29 Ep2)

It's the year 2048, and Greg Davies and Alex Horne are hosting from a post-apocalyptic future. Did Taskmaster harbour any warning signs that society was utterly doomed? Almost certainly...

(2011) Comedy with Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, Blake Harrison and James Buckley. School is over, so the boys celebrate with an outrageous lads holiday in Crete.

Seascape: Gordon Ramsay visits the Seascape restaurant in the seaside village of Islip, on Long Island in New York, where owner Peter has nearly a million dollars of debt. (S1 Ep3) [SL]

In Devon, there's tension at Frankie and Jason's table, Kate and Ian entertain their guests with a bird of prey, and a surprise discovery could make Chris and Amy's meal hard to stomach...

Jamie Oliver makes a giant Yorkshire pudding with stuffing and roast veg, cheesy gnocchi with bacon, spicy kipper kedgeree and easy ice cream, all for under a quid a portion. (S1 Ep5/6) [SL]

The competition starts at One 4 B&B in Cheltenham, where debonair host and part-time art dealer Nick Purchase proves his naked ambition with a life drawing class for his guests.

Gloria Barnett and Dave Goulding host at the Windy Bottom B&B in Maidstone. But Nick's not dazzled by the bling in his Versace-themed boudoir and there are dirty tricks on a trip to a maze.

Phil and Angie Sutcliffe host at the Jolly Carter pub in Bolton. Despite Angie's nerves, the room inspections go well. But will their guests be as keen on their roller disco entertainment?

John hopes that the scaffolding outside the Alexandra Hotel in Llandudno won't put off his guests. But there are slip-ups with towels and teabags, and Gloria gets locked in the loo.

It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet for one last time to settle some scores and find out how much they've been paid - and who's won.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Female Problems: Doug gets jealous when Carrie and their new neighbour hit it off. (S2 Ep2/25)

Assaulted Nuts: An embarrassing accident at work leaves Doug in agony. (S2 Ep3/25)

Parent Trapped: Doug and Carrie struggle with becoming godparents. (S2 Ep4/25)

Recovering Pessimist: Ray changes his ways after Debra accuses him of being too pessimistic, but his nearest and dearest reckon he's become a bighead. (S1 Ep18)

The Dog: Ray and Robert both want to keep a stray bulldog that Ray brings home. But it turns out that the canine isn't so stray after all... (S1 Ep19)

Neighbors: Ray's neighbours demand a meeting at his house to discuss what to do about noisy Frank and interfering Marie. But Frank and Marie gatecrash the gathering. (S1 Ep20)

The Guilt Trippers: A birthday party held in Daphne's honour sets in motion some rather surprising and unexpected events. (S9 Ep23)

Moons Over Seattle: Niles finally convinces Daphne's father in England to return to her mother in Seattle. (S9 Ep24)

The Ring Cycle: Niles and Daphne marry on an impulse while on holiday in Reno but are forced to hide their good news when they return to Seattle. (S10 Ep1)

Enemy at the Gate: Frasier and Niles are pitted against the owner of a local garage in a war over principles and two dollars. Daphne leaves the Crane household for the last time. (S10 Ep2)

Stop or My Dog Will Shoot: After rescuing Homer from a corn maze, Santa's Little Helper is recruited as a police dog and is teamed up with grizzled veteran cop Lou. (S18 Ep20/22)

He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs: Mr Burns rewards Homer with dinner and a flight on his corporate jet, after Homer saves him from drowning. (S19 Ep1/20)

Homer of Seville: Homer develops an amazing singing voice after falling into a grave at a funeral. He becomes an opera singer, but some of his fans like him too much... (S19 Ep2/20)

Midnight Towboy: Marge worries that Maggie is getting too clingy, so she takes her to a counsellor. But Maggie ends up very independent... Meanwhile, Homer buys a tow truck. (S19 Ep3/20)

Alison and Tony are after the perfect bolthole on the stunning Greek island of Corfu, with plenty of room for all their family and friends to visit. Craig Rowe shows them what £70k can buy.

The week kicks off at the Juniperlea Inn in Midlothian, where host Carly aims to wow her rivals with her stylish décor. But one guest certainly isn't wowed by the roadside location.

The guests head to Starshinezzz in County Durham. Host Dave Taylor hopes that his renowned hospitality will make him a winner, but a chaotic breakfast could scupper his plans.

It's Barney's turn to host, at The Hideaway at Baxby Manor in North Yorkshire. His guests are charmed by the countryside 'Hobbit Huts', but hidden costs ruin things for one pair.

The last visit of the week is to Jodie and Enya's Hideout Hotel in Hull. The guests are impressed by the self-catered apartments, until a dramatic breakfast derails one pair's stay.

It's payment day, and the B&Bers debate their differences on everything from sleep issues to bathroom hygiene, before the winning B&B is crowned.

Kirstie and Phil help Gemma and Jac, who've outgrown their Welsh rental and crave a spacious, characterful home, and Anne and Tom, who want a cosy-but-flexible space in Cheshire. (S36 Ep2)

...Best Homes: The new series continues. Phil's green with envy as he visits homes with gorgeous gardens, from lush pastures for keeping horses to a subtropical paradise. (S2 Ep5)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

(1996) Blockbusting landmark sci-fi action-thriller starring Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum. A US Air Force pilot and a scientist battle aliens who are spectacularly destroying our planet.

(2023) Powerful World War II drama. Auschwitz Commandant Rudolf Höss (Christian Friedel) and his wife (Sandra Hüller) live a chillingly genteel life amid the concentration camp horrors.