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(2018) Unrestrained reboot of the franchise defined by a ruthless extraterrestrial killer whose name says it all... and it's had a DNA upgrade. All the better to kill you with, my dear.

Fleming: Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. Once the best family-run restaurant in town, it's now losing money fast. (S3 Ep6) [SL]

Half-Decent Proposal: Marge's incredibly rich high school prom date Artie makes Homer and Marge an indecent proposal they can't afford to turn down. (S13 Ep10/22)

Jaws Wired Shut: Homer becomes a good listener and a calming influence when his jaw is wired shut after he runs into a statue. But Marge is disturbed by his newfound serenity. (S13 Ep9)

The Bart Wants What It Wants: Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter (guest star Reese Witherspoon) develops a crush on Bart. (S13 Ep11)

The Lastest Gun in the West: Bart befriends a cowboy who used to be a film star and tries to help him regain his fame. But he isn't prepared for his new hero's love of booze. (S13 Ep12)

Gump Roast: Aliens Kang and Kodos decide that Homer is the 'fat, selfish epitome of modern man' and that Earth must be destroyed. Guest starring Stephen Hawking and U2. (S13 Ep17/22)

In Nottinghamshire, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two sets of house-hunters desperate to fly the nest and set up on their own. But are their expectations greater than their budgets?

Whine Country: When Carrie ends up on a holiday that Doug chose, she invites Arthur along to make sure that Doug will be as miserable as she will. (S2 Ep25/25)

Do Rico: Doug's impression of his new colleague Rico's accent turns Carrie on. Doug thinks it's getting a bit weird, until Carrie starts imitating Rico's Italian girlfriend... (S3 Ep1/25)

Roast Chicken: Doug has to make a speech at a party for Carrie's boss, who he hardly knows. (S3 Ep2/25)

Robert's Rodeo: When Robert is injured in the line of duty, Ray realises that he is partly - although unwittingly - responsible. (S4 Ep15)

The Tenth Anniversary: When Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with the Super Bowl, he has to go to extreme lengths to make it up to her. (S4 Ep16)

Hackidu: Ray shows an interest in Ally's 'Hackidu' trading card hobby but inadvertently gives away her favourite 'Scramisaur' card. (S4 Ep17)

Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye: Frasier and Niles accompany Martin to the closing of his favourite bar. But they soon realise they have shares in the company forcing its closure. (S2 Ep5)

The Botched Language of Cranes: After publicly denouncing Seattle as a 'soggy' city, Frasier must battle the angry words and 'gifts' of die-hard Seattleites. (S2 Ep6)

The Candidate: There's father-son rivalry when Martin favours right-wing political candidate Holden Thorpe, while Frasier and Niles support his left-wing rival. (S2 Ep7)

Jay McGuiness chats about his new theatre show. There's music from JP Cooper and Gabrielle. Suzi Ruffell tells us about her comedy tour. And Ms Banks talks about her new music.

Blame It on Lisa: The Simpsons go to Brazil to meet an orphan who Lisa has secretly been writing to. But as soon as they arrive, Homer is kidnapped. (S13 Ep15/22)

I Am Furious Yellow: Bart becomes an animator and finds inspiration close to home when he creates his lead character: Angry Dad. (S13 Ep18/22)

The Old Man and the Key: Grampa borrows Homer's car to impress a lady (Olympia Dukakis) at the Springfield Retirement Castle - but he's not the only resident who's interested. (S13 Ep13/22)

George explores a stargazing cabin with a twist in Devon, a vintage horsebox being transformed into a mobile performance space, and a Norwegian Viking-inspired longhouse. (S10 Ep1)

Jasmin and David are moving permanently to the beautiful town of Cómpeta in Andalucía. Can Jasmine Harman find their perfect Spanish place for their budget of £130k?

Sandi and Debbie build a pond and save an ancient tree. But there's a four-legged problem with too many deer munching everything. Is it time for a cull? (Ep2/3)

A wheelwright repairs a Victorian bike. There's a 70th anniversary regatta for a Cornish creation: the Fowey River Class dinghy. And a stonemason restores a crumbling landmark. (S4 Ep2/4)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Could a fluffy abandoned Pomeranian be the missing piece of a family puzzle? And Reverend Alex prays for a pooch to fill an empty nest. Is Mushy the Maltese cross the answer? (S8 Ep2)

The remaining potters create floral posies and vases, and take on a surprise embellishing challenge. Who'll bloom into the next round, and whose posy isn't all rosy? (S9 Ep7/10)

In the final heat, 12 more contestants take on a dizzying anagram, a twist on Guess Who, and a bamboozling clock conundrum. But only three can go through to the finals... (Ep4/6)

The Goggleboxers watch Gladiators, The Summit, Michael McIntyre's Big Show, Bridgerton, Guy Martin's House without Bills, Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly and BBC News (Mandelson). (S27 Ep2)