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(1987) Sci-fi thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. A US commando unit gets trapped in the jungle by a murderous, seemingly invincible alien hunter. But they ain't got time to bleed.

Gordon Returns 1: Gordon revisits three restaurants - Handlebar, Casa Roma and The Black Pearl - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S3 Ep12) [SL]

In Cornwall, artistic Zaya and Damian serve a modern British menu, property developers Kelly and Jon show off their refurbished mansion, and Emma and Gavin host a fun-filled Cornish night.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Tales from the Public Domain: Homer reads classic tales from an overdue library book, with himself as Odysseus at the Battle of Troy, Lisa as Joan of Arc, and Bart as Hamlet. (S13 Ep14/22)

Homer the Moe: Moe reopens his bar as a slick members' club. So Homer opens a 'hunting club' in his garage with R.E.M. playing live (guest starring as themselves). (S13 Ep3/22)

The Blunder Years: A hypnotist reawakens repressed memories from Homer's childhood. But what was the event that scared him so badly when he was 12? Guest starring Paul Newman. (S13 Ep5/22)

The Parent Rap: Bart and Homer are tethered together by a strict judge after Bart and Milhouse are accused of stealing Chief Wiggum's police car. (S13 Ep2)

Frying Game: Homer and Marge are framed for murder and face the electric chair. Guest starring Carmen Electra as herself. (S13 Ep21)

Strike Out: Carrie suggests that Arthur should spend the day with Doug and Deacon to cheer them up while they're on strike. But it doesn't turn out as she'd hoped... (S3 Ep7/25)

Dark Meet: Carrie and Doug reminisce about their first Thanksgiving together, when Doug first met Arthur and his wife Lily. (S3 Ep8/25)

Twisted Sitters: Doug and Carrie babysit Deacon and Kelly's son Kirby, but he catches them in a compromising position on his parents' bed... (S3 Ep9/25)

What Good Are You?: Ray tries to prove his 'manliness' after failing to act swiftly enough in an emergency involving Debra. (S5 Ep12)

Super Bowl: Ray's sent by his paper to cover the Super Bowl, but his excitement's tempered by having to choose someone to accompany him. Will he make the right choice? (S5 Ep13)

Ray's Journal: Ray's horrified to learn that his mother used to read his diary, which contained his most personal - and perverted - thoughts. (S5 Ep14)

The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl: It's the morning after, and Kate and Frasier are worried about the consequences of their fling. (S3 Ep7)

The Last Time I Saw Maris: Niles decides to stand up to Maris. So she decides to divorce him. (S3 Ep8)

Frasier Grinch: Frasier's excited that his son Frederick is coming for Christmas, but Martin thinks a proper Christmas should mean more than just educational presents. (S3 Ep9)

Matt Forde chats about his UK tour. Yinka and Kola Bokkini discuss their YouTube show. And there's chat with Aston Merrygold and Elizabeth Dulau and music from Leigh-Anne Pinnock.

Papa's Got a Brand New Badge: Homer, Lenny and Carl start a security firm and are given the contract to look after the town when Mayor Quimby realises how inept Chief Wiggum is. (S13 Ep22)

Hunka Hunka Burns in Love: Homer gets a job writing fortune cookie messages, one of which tells Mr Burns he will find love. (S13 Ep4)

Treehouse of Horror XII: Homer annoys a fortune teller, who places curses on each of the Simpsons. He captures a leprechaun to break the curse, but all does not go to plan. (S13 Ep1/22)

George visits a Moroccan oasis in the Cotswolds and seeks inspiration for his secret garden studio flat. And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang gets an extension on the Isle of Wight. (S10 Ep2)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Women's FA Cup: It's derby day as Jill Scott and Maisie Adam present live coverage of the fifth round. Will this be a sweet day for the Toffees or will Liverpool have them seeing red?

Can a fox-red Labrador called Bear impress two would-be owners without putting his paw in it? And 88-year-old identical twins hope that pint-sized Alfie will join them at the pub. (S8 Ep3)

The potters make body part pots and sculptures of their bodies in motion, fired in brick kilns that they're building themselves. Who can carve out a place in the semi-final? (S9 Ep8/10)

The final twelve solve a complex maths game to escape from a maze. Then the top eight compete against each other in a mind-bending memory game, for a place in the final four. (Ep5/6)

On the show this time, The Masked Singer, Love Is Blind, Gladiators, Steal, Bargain Holiday Secrets, The Floor and ITV News (Larry the Cat). (S27 Ep3)