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...Champions 2025: They've already won Greg's golden noggin. But which series supremo can go one better? Andy Zaltzman, John Robins, Maisie Adam, Mathew Baynton and Sam Campbell do battle.

Bill becomes the first British comedian to tread the boards of the Royal Opera House as he goes down the rabbit hole with Google reviews of Poundland, and Samuel Pepys in the modern age.

(2022) Tense thriller with Henry Thomas. A plumber gets trapped in the crawlspace of a house with a stash of cash that two bad guys want back. And they'll shoot blindly at walls to get it.

River Rock Inn: Gordon checks into the River Rock Inn in Pennsylvania, where owner Ken Pisciotta, who's drowning in debt, can't convince guests to stay in his neglected hotel. (S1 Ep5) [SL]

Mother and daughter Linda and Kelly host first at The Old Times Guest House in Ipswich. They take their guests go-karting, but Kelly cuts corners with hot drink orders at breakfast.

The second visit is to The Flower Pot in Sunbury-on-Thames, where owner Simon and manager Pierre offer their guests a stylish stay and a game of real tennis at Hampton Court Palace.

The third visit is to the Dolphin Hotel in Exmouth, Devon, where owner Jo takes her guests paintballing and to a floating restaurant. But there are suspicions of game-playing.

Pat and Nigel pride themselves on their award-winning breakfast at their B&B in Seaton, Devon. But will an afternoon spent town-crying entertain their guests?

With all the visits over, the B&Bers come together to confront their rivals and discover how much they've been paid, before the winner is announced.

Kirstie Allsopp puts celebs to the test in crafting challenges. Chris Hollins and Laura Hamilton craft colourful paper gift bags.

Food Fight: Carrie's jealous when Doug falls for Spence's new girlfriend's excellent cooking. (S4 Ep13/25)

Double Downer: Carrie and Doug go on an anniversary trip to Atlantic City. Unfortunately, Doug's boss is going too. (S4 Ep14/25)

Dougie Nights: Doug and Deacon go clubbing, and Doug discovers that he enjoys it. Meanwhile, Carrie feels threatened by her new colleague, who looks just like her. (S4 Ep15/25)

Tasteless Frank: Frank loses his sense of taste. Is it a side-effect of his potency medication? And will he have to tell Marie that he's receiving chemical assistance? (S9 Ep12)

Sister-in-Law: Trouble brews in the Barone family when Robert's wife Amy finds out that Ray thinks she talks too much. (S9 Ep13)

Moonshine River: Marge and Lisa try to experience all of New York City's culture when the family travel to the Big Apple looking for Bart's long-lost love Mary Spuckler. (S24 Ep1/22)

Gone Abie Gone: Grampa goes missing. Can Homer and Marge find him by following clues from when he used to work in a restaurant? (S24 Ep4/22)

(2021) Family animation. The plucky pups head to the city to foil dastardly Mayor Humdinger's latest plot. But can Chase overcome his fear of the big smoke and be the hero everyone needs?

The competition begins at Manor House Inn in Northumberland. Guests Tony and Paula are immediately enamoured of the honeymoon suite. But one B&Ber has a headboard headache.

The B&Bers embrace the great outdoors at Orchard Glamping in Lancashire. Hosts Tom and Becky hope their pristine pods are pitch perfect. But there's one unhappy camper in their midst.

Tony and Paula host the week's third visit at Hotel Ellenby in Scarborough, where they reckon stunning sea views and local history will be a winning combination. The breakfast, not so much.

The week's final visit is to The Crown Inn in Derbyshire, where a trip to an old mill proves to be inexplicably popular. More so than Dean's supposedly legendary breakfast, anyway...

Peace. Tranquillity. Relaxation. Unfortunately, it's payment day, so there's none of that here. Instead, there are slanderous sleep scores, bad breakfasts, and a no-show from two B&Bers!

Live coverage of the men's and women's races, as rowers from Cambridge and Oxford heave their way along the Thames, in one of the world's most prestigious amateur sporting events.

We catch up with Carole and Alan, who needed a home with lots of land and holiday let potential in Somerset or Devon. And did Ros and Hannah find the perfect first home in London? (S35 Ep9)

List It: In Whitley Bay, Sarah, Sean and their five kids share six bedrooms - and one bathroom! Will knocking down walls fix things? Or should they leave their seaside spot? (S10 Ep3)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

...Journeys: On the scenic Settle to Carlisle service, Mark prepares to pop the question to his partner, as executive chef Nick creates masterpiece meals onboard. (Ep2/4)

A passionate peek at local life on Yorkshire's stunning coastline. Fishing family the Robsons head to Whitby to repair their boat and we take a bracing dip in Scarborough's South Bay. (Ep1)

Bill goes deeper into ancient local tales, riding a junk boat through the breathtakingly beautiful limestone karsts of Ha Long Bay, where legends of dragons live on. (Ep6)

From polar bear raves to AI sea shanties and the collapse of the teaspoon industry, Bill leads a magical, musical mystery tour of the human mind in his 2025 stand-up at Edinburgh Playhouse.