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Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Judi Love take on Rob Beckett and Miles Jupp. And a special guest parachutes in to help the losing team. (S29 Ep3)

Police launch a complex investigation when a train passenger notices something disturbing on a fellow traveller's phone. And officers investigate a series of thefts of luxury 4x4s. (S2 Ep1)

A decomposing body leaves a haunting imprint on a lonely bedroom floor. A Louisiana drug den reveals a cleaner's criminal past. A Newcastle cannabis grow house is a criminal mess. (Ep8) [SL]

The Goggleboxers return for the best on TV, watching Trigger Point, Celebrity MasterChef, Love Is Blind: UK, Millionaire Hot Seat, Long Lost Family and Race Against the Tide. (S28 Ep1) [SL]

Café Kingston: In California, Gordon visits Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston. He meets micromanaging owner Dr Una Morris, who's also a radiotherapist. (S4 Ep11) [SL]

(2010) Historical adventure with Channing Tatum and Jamie Bell. A Roman commander and his British slave embark on a dangerous mission to recover a military mascot lost in Scotland.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien restore a metal workbench, a pine chest and the seat from an old pony and trap.

...Adventure: George visits New Jersey and Connecticut, checking out Wildwood's neon signs and doo wop diners, and a broken-down zoo that's returned to life as a quirky hotel. (Ep4/4) [SL]

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Katharine Merry in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Screwed Driver: Doug's parents visit when Carrie is away, prompting Doug to act like a child. Meanwhile, Arthur invents a new type of screwdriver. (S4 Ep19/25)

Lush Life: Carrie starts Doug on a new diet but goes easy on him if she's been out drinking with her friends. When she falls out with her pals, Doug keeps the alcohol coming... (S4 Ep20/25)

Bun Dummy: Doug tries to stop Carrie wearing her hair in a bun because he wants her to look sexy at his school reunion. But how can he tell her without hurting her feelings? (S4 Ep21/25)

Dancing with Debra: Ray regrets asking Robert to take Debra dancing when they become infatuated with their new hobby. (S3 Ep24)

Robert Moves Back: Robert and Amy move into Ray's basement in an attempt to get some privacy, but they haven't accounted for Marie... (S3 Ep25)

How They Met: Ray and Debra reminisce about how they first met 15 years earlier, including the first time he sampled her cooking. (S3 Ep26)

Deathtrap: Frasier and Niles return to their childhood home and reminisce about when they thought there had been a murder. (S9 Ep19)

The Love You Fake: Frasier and his neighbour Cam attempt to put an end to their feud because of their parents' supposed love affair. Niles tries out a Segway. (S9 Ep20)

Cheerful Goodbyes: Frasier meets up with some of the old Cheers gang in Boston for Cliff's retirement party. (S9 Ep21)

Frasier Has Spokane: When Frasier's radio programme is syndicated in Spokane, it replaces a local broadcaster's show, enraging his callers. (S9 Ep22)

Bayou on the Vine: Gordon Ramsay visits Bayou on the Vine, a family-run Cajun restaurant in Kansas City, Missouri, where he redecorates with a jazz theme and revamps the menu. (S2 Ep6)

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In Gloucestershire, Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole upcycle a horse yoke, a hay trailer and a fertiliser funnel. (S7 Ep13)

In Walsall, strangers Justin and Luke take on a decrepit property that's seen better days. The renovation starts well, but a series of setbacks pushes their budget to the max. (S3 Ep17)

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Katharine Merry in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Julie and Paul are after a Spanish holiday home in Tarragona, where they can completely relax and switch off. Leah Charles-King shows them what their £100k can buy.

The new series continues. In France, Adrian and Rachel start to turn their hamlet into a holiday destination. And we meet the owner of one of Spain's biggest abandoned villages. (S5 Ep5)

The new run continues. A picky week culminates in a payment day packed with facilities failings fracas and allegations of tit-for-tat marking. Who's won it all?

In Bradford, Tom draws on his French heritage to deliver simple dishes executed well. And as the final scores are revealed, who has that je ne sais quoi? (Ep5/5)

...Where Are They Now?: In Spain, Zoe and Mark take a ride into the unknown. In France, an awful year threatens Sue's adventure. Have Rachel and Lee still got a taste for pies? (S8 Ep10)

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Diego, a brown bear, needs a new home and a new buddy. Jimmy and the team step in, and even read Diego bedtime stories. And a polar bear called Hope joins the rest of the gang. (Ep3/3)

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best telly? (S28 Ep2)

Join Joe Lycett and his celebrity punters live from his new pub, The Lycett Arms, for a weekly hour of comedy and chaos, where everyone can both escape the world and put it to rights. (Ep2)