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An ambitious surgeon encounters a disfigured sideshow freak and takes him under his wing. Contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. [1980] [S,AD] [HD]

18/20. Vernon Kay and unreliable tour guide Paul Gorton put Susan Calman, Max Fosh and Noreen Khan through their paces in some of the UK's best places. Today's tour is of Abergavenny. [S,SL] [HD]

2/6. Sue offers to work at the charity shop, but it all goes wrong thanks to Linda. Contains adult humour. [S,AD,SL] [HD]

1/3. Ruby Franke's YouTube channel portrays a wholesome family. But looks can be deceiving. Contains some strong language and some upsetting scenes. [S,AD,SL] [HD]

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Quench your thirst for antiques by watching this episode from the East Midlands, with presenter Eric Knowles and experts Izzie Balmer and Nick Hall. [S] [HD]

9/10. After tragedy strikes Wolf Wood, Meg's disappearance sparks fears for her and Terry's unborn legacy. Plus, the story of Winky the wheeled tortoise. [S,AD] [HD]

2/25. The team revive a powered football wheelchair, some meticulously handcrafted jewellery, a bagatelle board, and a speedway flag that tells a remarkable Glaswegian love story. [S,AD,SL] [HD]

Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break. [S] [HD]

31/140. Yasmine Akram, Cariad Lloyd, Geoff Norcott and Dennis Taylor test their general knowledge skills on this week's House of Games. [S] [HD]

6/30. Roman Kemp hosts this quiz show with sidekick Sarah Greene. The contestants race on moving podiums across the studio floor to try to win £5,000. [S] [HD]

26/30. Comedian Zoe Lyons hosts the quickfire quiz where six plucky contestants must stay out of the light to be all right. Can anyone beat the lightning and win the £3,000 jackpot? [S] [HD]

1/8. The Bikers meet some extraordinary artisan bakers on Norway's west coast and bake Scandinavian rye bread and pirogi (ham- and Jarlsberg-filled pastries) in amazing locations. [S,AD] [HD]

9/20. Pig farmer Paul and sheep farmer Hannah compete in front of the judges for prize rosettes at Edenbridge & Oxted Agricultural Show, with welcome help from family and friends. [S] [HD]

1/4. From space, we follow elephants struggling through drought, reveal unknown penguin colonies from the colour of their poo, and discover strange ice rings that could endanger seals. [S,AD] [HD]

Antiques series. At Gloucester Cathedral, presenter Paul Martin and experts Philip Serrell and Michael Baggott unearth some unusual items. [S] [HD]

76/100. Karen Hauer, Storm Huntley, Joe Marler and Tom Read Wilson test their general knowledge skills on this week's House of Games. [S] [HD]

7/12. Clive Myrie meets soon-to-be-grandmother Tracey and suggests to her that borrowing a pet might lower her blood pressure. [S,AD] [HD]

Kurumi Mori reports from Japan, and we bring you a BBC Eye investigation from Ukraine. Contains scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. [S] [HD]

3/31. Clive Myrie hosts the classic quiz where contenders take on the famous black chair. Subjects include Madness, the films of Wes Anderson and the history of the Paris Metro. [S] [HD]

3/34. Victoria Coren Mitchell presides over the quiz where knowledge only gets you so far. It's Scotland versus Southport, with the teams clashing over fiendish questions. [S] [HD]

3/37. In another first-round game, University College, Oxford play St John's College, Cambridge. Amol Rajan asks the questions. [S] [HD]

3/5. How did the bat get so hungry? Chris Packham explores how the drive to find food has shaped animal life. The origin of bums, guts, jaws and super hearing. [S,AD] [HD]

3/6. Paul and Bob visit the glorious Lake District, which still has a special place in Bob's heart thanks to his memories of teenage holidays there in the 1970s. [S,AD] [HD]

Insights and global interviews on the news stories of the day. With Victoria Derbyshire. [S] [HD] Followed by Weather.

Second World War London is Bill's playground, though there are also lessons to be learned. Contains some strong language. [1987] [S,AD] [HD]