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Talk Dirty to Me: John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone sex hotline, but the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars. (S2, ep 1)

Mrs. Robichek: Ted starts a risky affair with a married woman, becoming emotionally invested. Meanwhile, Matty and Susan try to figure out the cause of his erectile dysfunction. (S2, ep 2)

A plan throws arrogant NSA agent David Schwimmer and inept GCHQ computer analyst Nick Mohammed together. Smart Sky original comedy. (S1, ep 1)

Of Mouse and Man: Nick and Hank investigate when a body is found in a garbage truck, leading them to the victim's suspicious neighbours. (S1, ep 9)

Police find a woman covered in blood near a man that's been shot and a domestic dispute involves an elderly man accused of pulling a machete on his wife. Flashing images. (S1, ep 9)

Series shining a new light on modern policing in Manchester and the challenges faced by officers as they come face to face with a range of criminal and social issues. (S1, ep 7)

This observational documentary returns for a fifth series following the Thames Valley Police. Officers hit the jackpot in Slough's biggest ever drugs raid. Strong language. (S5, ep 1)

Po'ipu (The Siege): The famous Five (-0) have a moral dilemma on their hands when they're tasked with preventing the assassination of an infamous dictator and his family. (S1, ep 9)

Blindspots: Hondo's caught in a fix when a guy makes a complaint against him. Tan gets help from an informer as the team go after a violent gang of robbers. (S1, ep 9)

Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S8, ep 2)

Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S8, ep 3)

Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S8, ep 1)

Nalowale (Forgotten/Missing): The Five-0 investigate when the body of an 18-year-old girl is found off the coast of Waikiki Bay. Masi Oka, of Heroes fame, guest stars. (S1, ep 5)

The grid for the Australian Grand Prix is set with F1 qualifying. More cars brings more jeopardy as 12 drivers now face elimination during Q1 and Q2 ahead of Q3's top-10 shootout. (07.03)

Ted Kravitz is live as he gathers reaction from inside the paddock and reviews all the biggest stories from qualifying at the season-opening Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne.

Moms I'd Like To Forget: While Bart sets out to uncover the origins of a sword-shaped scar on his hand, Marge reconnects with three friends she fell out with years ago. (S22, ep 10)

Flaming Moe: Moe tries to keep his 'straightness' secret when he opens a gay bar, and Skinner falls for a new teacher. Guest starring Kristen Wiig and Alyson Hannigan. (S22, ep 11)

Homer The Father: While Homer picks up parenting tips from a sitcom, Bart becomes involved in trading nuclear secrets. Writers James Lipton and David Mamet guest star. (S22, ep 12)

The Blue and the Gray: After finding her first grey hair, Marge decides to embrace middle age. Homie spices up Moe's love life too by becoming his official 'wing man'. (S22, ep 13)

Hunters and Hunted: Follow great grey owls, kangaroo rats and more as they use sound to hunt and survive. (1 of 3)

Love and Rivals: From melodic songs to strange hums, discover the sounds that gibbons, lyrebirds and more use to find a mate. (2 of 3)

Stay up to speed with the afternoon's football up and down the country as goals go in and updates arrive in the studio from around the grounds.

The grid for the Australian Grand Prix is set with F1 qualifying. More cars brings more jeopardy as 12 drivers now face elimination during Q1 and Q2 ahead of Q3's top-10 shootout. (07.03)

The Scorpion's Tale: When Lisa discovers wild flowers with special, happy powers, Bart hatches a money-making scheme. Iconoclastic director Werner Herzog guests. (S22, ep 15)

Hobbit Bilbo Baggins sets out on a treacherous journey to the lair of a dragon. Martin Freeman stars. First instalment in the fantasy trilogy and prequel to The Lord of the Rings. (2012)

Seth MacFarlane stars as the extremely inappropriate teddy bear who refuses to leave the side of his grown-up best friend. Raunchy comedy with Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis. (2012)