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...Bits: We celebrate the pickers whose initial naked attraction led to full-on romance, as well as those whose dates were disasters.

Brand new series: It's time for the fourth dinner party, but while some couples are on track for a happy marriage, others are more divided than ever. (S12 Ep20)

Pickle Rick: Rick turns himself into a pickle in one of his crazy experiments, while Beth, Summer and Morty attend family therapy sessions prompted by the school. (S3 Ep3/10)

(adult swim) Brand new series - Cliff's Edge: Marshall discovers what Hildy's been up to, but obstacles remain. Copano and Harrington zero in on Marshall's location. (Ep9)

On the box this time: Crufts 2022: Best in Show, This Is Going to Hurt, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Byron Baes, Haunted Hospitals, and BBC News (homes for Ukraine). (S19 Ep5) [SL]

Mom: Janine's plan for a relaxing weekend away is derailed when her mother shows up unannounced asking for help. And Gregory brushes up on his people skills. (S2 Ep21) [SL]

Bixby's Back: To avoid turning into that old boring couple, Phil and Claire decide to revisit their Clive and Juliana role-playing rendezvous from last Valentine's Day. (S2 Ep14)

Goldbergs Feel Hard: Erica is accepted into a summer arts school, but Murray struggles to express pride in her achievement. Barry becomes the school mascot. (S2 Ep24/24)

A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party: Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big party at Lainey's house while her father is away, but the gathering gets out of control. (S3 Ep1/24)

Welcome to the Rooster: Dale and Calvin team up when an eco-conscious new neighbour with a pet rooster disrupts the community. (S3 Ep4)

Egg Drop: Jay and Claire take control of their kids' school projects from Manny and Luke, while Haley and Gloria help Phil with a real estate presentation. (S3 Ep12)

Little Bo Bleep: The family help Claire prepare for her upcoming televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town council seat, but will they do more harm than good? (S3 Ep13)

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Mama Rita's: Gordon Ramsay visits Mexican restaurant Mama Rita's in Newbury Park, southern California, to try to bring new ideas to the business. (S3 Ep10/13) [SL]

Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21)

Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words: Lisa discovers that she has a knack for crosswords and enters a tournament. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting on her to lose. (S20 Ep6/21)

The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13)

The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at a swanky hotel. (S7 Ep14)

College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle: Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. (S6 Ep9)

Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting: Mary struggles to make new friends while Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman. (S6 Ep10)

Brand new series: It's time for the fourth dinner party, but while some couples are on track for a happy marriage, others are more divided than ever. (S12 Ep20)

The Fuzzyboots Corollary: Leonard is upset when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he plucks up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17)

The Luminous Fish Effect: Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, so Leonard has to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17)

The Hamburger Postulate: Leonard thinks he's been wasting his time on Penny, so he turns his attention to Leslie. Sheldon's uncomfortable with a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5/17)

A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler: Mandy gets a new job opportunity. Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Georgie takes his daughter to work. (S6 Ep19)

German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat: The gambling room gets broken into. Sheldon wants to study abroad. And Missy makes a new friend. (S6 Ep20)

Family Portrait: It's family picture day and everything that can go wrong, does. (S1 Ep24)

The Old Wagon: Claire finally gets Phil to agree to sell their old station wagon, but not before everyone takes it on one last ride down memory lane. (S2 Ep1)

Wedding for Disaster: Homer and Marge discover that they're not officially married when Reverend Lovejoy finds out he wasn't a licensed minister at the time of their ceremony. (S20 Ep15/21)

Eeny Teeny Maya Moe: Homer takes Maggie to Moe's and accidentally leaves her in the playground outside the bar. Meanwhile, Moe's delighted to get to know a young woman online. (S20 Ep16/21)

The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1)

The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2)

The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3)

In Marge We Trust: Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo. And Marge dishes out advice to the church's parishioners. (S8 Ep22/25)

I, Carumbus: The Simpsons go to Ancient Rome. Homer's a gladiator, and Bart becomes madder than Caligula. (S32 Ep2)

We're on the Road to D'oh-where: Homer misses a Moe's Tavern trip to Las Vegas when he has to drive Bart to juvenile delinquent camp. (S17 Ep11/22)

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22)

The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22)

(2015) Comedy starring Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell and Linda Cardellini. A man's living happily with his wife and stepchildren - until the kids' biological dad swaggers back onto the scene.

This Pride special rides the rainbow and celebrates memorable singletons from across the sexual spectrum who've sashayed into the pods.

Pansexual Sarah can't wait to road test her new body on her first date as a woman. Plumber Jamie's love life has gone down the u-bend, so he's all cisterns go to find a partner. (S11 Ep1)

Eccentric student Louisa, who went to an all-girls boarding school and says she can't flirt, meets Will, who was once the 'token fat child' but lost weight and gained confidence. (S4 Ep14)

Fleming: Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. It was once the best family-run restaurant in town but is now losing money fast. (S3 Ep6/13) [SL]

Franklin Institute: On the school trip to the Franklin Institute, Ava causes chaos when she decides to teach the children about aliens. (S2 Ep22) [SL]

Princess Party: The guest list for Lily's princess-themed birthday party gets a little out of hand when Mitchell decides to invite Mum, much to Claire's dismay. (S2 Ep15)

A Chorus Lie: Adam hits puberty and, just as his voice is changing, he is given the lead in the school musical. Can he survive the performance by lip-synching? (S3 Ep2/24)

Jimmy 5 Is Alive: Barry accidentally records over Beverly's prized videotape of his 5th birthday party. Adam and Murray fall out when they build a robot. (S3 Ep3/24)

Welcome to the Road Trip: Calvin and Dave embark on their first road trip together to visit a classic car show, but hit an unexpected roadblock. (S3 Ep5)

Welcome to the Motorcycle: Malcolm surprises Calvin and Tina when he brings home a new motorcycle. Dave and Gemma take a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas. (S3 Ep7)

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep.

I Drank the Mold: Adam has a birthday sleepover, during which his friend Garry shares out some of his father's home brewed beer and makes everyone sick. (S2 Ep18/24)

La Biblioteca es Libros: Beverly hears Adam is failing his Spanish class and blames his teacher. Barry gets a job delivering pizzas to win Murray's respect. (S2 Ep19/24)

Just Say No: As the presidential election approaches, Erica's shocked to discover that Beverly always just votes for the same candidate as Murray. (S2 Ep20/24)

As You Wish: Murray's happy when Adam tells him that he wants to take up a new activity at school - until he discovers that that activity is fencing. (S2 Ep21/24)

Dance Party USA: Erica gets the opportunity to participate in a popular television dance show, but her dream quickly turns into a nightmare. (S2 Ep22/24)

Grand Finale: The three remaining teams have 28 hours to build anything they want, and will be judged by 200 members of the public. Who'll bag the $100,000? (S4 Ep14) [SL]

Brand new series: The gang are back, and there's trouble in paradise. Jazz is shocked about Jack moving on, while Ruby locks horns with Lauren. And in SW3, Ollie plays Cupid! (S29 Ep1)

Brand new series: It's the third Commitment Ceremony of the series, but the first for the three new couples. And betrayals lead to a goodbye. (S12 Ep17)

Brand new series: The newly-weds move in together. And our original couples meet each other's friends and families, but will it help or hinder their relationships? (S12 Ep18)

The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15)

The Table Polarization: Leonard buys a dining table for the flat but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Meanwhile, Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16)

The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit NASA with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17)

The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18)

We're on the Road to D'oh-where: Homer misses a Moe's Tavern trip to Las Vegas when he has to drive Bart to juvenile delinquent camp. (S17 Ep11/22)

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22)

The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22)

Undercover Burns: Mr Burns goes undercover to see what the employees really think of him, and becomes their friends - to Smithers' alarm... (S32 Ep1)

I, Carumbus: The Simpsons go to Ancient Rome. Homer's a gladiator, and Bart becomes madder than Caligula. (S32 Ep2)

...Doom: (1984) Harrison Ford returns as the man with a whip in Spielberg's action adventure. Indy heads to India to find a mystical stone that a sinister cult have stolen from a village.

From First Dates to Serengeti, what do Jessie J, Jamal Edwards, Chris Eubank Sr, Chris Eubank Jr, Martin and Roman Kemp, Nick Grimshaw and other famous faces think of our top TV? (S1 Ep4)

The top TV includes: Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, A Very Royal Scandal, The Yorkshire Vet, This Morning (gurning) and My Mum, Your Dad. (S24 Ep3)

On the 'Box: Strictly Come Dancing, Phillip Schofield: Cast Away, Nightsleeper, Emily in Paris, First Dates, Made in Bondi, Roux Back Down the River and Only Connect. (S24 Ep4) [SL]