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Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Howard lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Raj and Anu try to get physical for the first time. (Repeat).

With Sheldon hindering progress on the guidance-system project, Leonard and Stuart figure the only way they can get back on track is to engineer a distraction by getting him tickets to a historic railroad. Meanwhile, Penny and Amy spirit away new-mommy Bernadette for a girls' night out, leaving baby Halley in the hands of Raj and Stuart. (Repeat).

A night at Mike's piano bar gives Monica a very showy moment in the spotlight; Ross tries to move on after spying Rachel and Gavin's kiss; Chandler employs his secret skill to repair Joey's botched eyebrow-waxing job. Mike: Paul Rudd. Gavin: Dermot Mulroney. Michelle: Jennifer Aspen. Molly: Melissa George.

To get Ross and Rachel back together, Joey and Phoebe find them dire blind-date options, including a loser (Jon Lovitz) from Monica's past. Meanwhile, the Bings try to balance baby-making with baby-sitting and nearly get busted when Emma up and disappears. Waiter No. 1: Sam Pancake. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc.

Joey endures a draining audition at the hands of a pompous actor-director (Jeff Goldblum); Ross and Phoebe discover a secret link after being mugged together on the street; and Chandler's advertising internship gets off to an impressive---and depressing---start. Jordan: Teck Holmes. Lowell: Kyle Gass. Steve: Phill Lewis.

Mike (Paul Rudd) and Phoebe decide to live together, and she's thinking that it could be only the beginning. "Load up the Volvo," she says to Ross. "I want to be a soccer mom!" Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica are having money woes, so each goes to Joey to borrow money (without the other knowing, of course). And now that Emma's crawling, Rachel decides that it's time to baby-proof her apartment.

With Sheldon hindering progress on the guidance-system project, Leonard and Stuart figure the only way they can get back on track is to engineer a distraction by getting him tickets to a historic railroad. Meanwhile, Penny and Amy spirit away new-mommy Bernadette for a girls' night out, leaving baby Halley in the hands of Raj and Stuart. (Repeat).

Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the university; and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support. (Repeat).

When Becky inadvertently outs her relationship with Professor Davis, he's forced to reevaluate his career, but his erratic behavior sends Becky down a path to reevaluate their relationship. Meanwhile, Dan and Darlene check in on Chuck, only to learn heartbreaking news about his family. (Repeat).

As Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford, ol' Don Blanksy returns with an offer they can't resist, no matter how spooky. Then, after an attempt to boost business at The Lunch Box goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place. (Repeat).

Wanda lands a weekly guest spot on a news program; Hank improves tourism in Dog River, but with unforeseen consequences; Davis becomes a body guard. (Repeat).

Oscar's complaints about the lack of Dog River-oriented cable programming bring results, and Brent is chosen to select one show created and filmed in town. Brent takes advantage of the bribes he's getting while thinking about the shows. Wanda, Lacey and Emma can't agree on what type of show they want, while Hank finds himself the unsuspecting suspect in Davis and Karen's police show. (Repeat).

Karen and Davis look into what caused the former's anger towards Hank; Dog River citizens are hooked with the Leroy's new swing; Brent, Lacy and Wanda argue over aromatherapy. (Repeat).

Hank gets troubled when he gets replaced by Wanda as the Dog River Corn Festival's designer; Emma and Oscar compete with Davis on who can complete their volunteer tasks first; Brent and Lacey sell popcorn to raise money. (Repeat).

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Wanda lands a weekly guest spot on a news program; Hank improves tourism in Dog River, but with unforeseen consequences; Davis becomes a body guard. (Repeat).

Oscar's complaints about the lack of Dog River-oriented cable programming bring results, and Brent is chosen to select one show created and filmed in town. Brent takes advantage of the bribes he's getting while thinking about the shows. Wanda, Lacey and Emma can't agree on what type of show they want, while Hank finds himself the unsuspecting suspect in Davis and Karen's police show. (Repeat).

Karen and Davis look into what caused the former's anger towards Hank; Dog River citizens are hooked with the Leroy's new swing; Brent, Lacy and Wanda argue over aromatherapy. (Repeat).

Hank gets troubled when he gets replaced by Wanda as the Dog River Corn Festival's designer; Emma and Oscar compete with Davis on who can complete their volunteer tasks first; Brent and Lacey sell popcorn to raise money. (Repeat).

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Wanda lands a weekly guest spot on a news program; Hank improves tourism in Dog River, but with unforeseen consequences; Davis becomes a body guard. (Repeat).

Oscar's complaints about the lack of Dog River-oriented cable programming bring results, and Brent is chosen to select one show created and filmed in town. Brent takes advantage of the bribes he's getting while thinking about the shows. Wanda, Lacey and Emma can't agree on what type of show they want, while Hank finds himself the unsuspecting suspect in Davis and Karen's police show. (Repeat).

Karen and Davis look into what caused the former's anger towards Hank; Dog River citizens are hooked with the Leroy's new swing; Brent, Lacy and Wanda argue over aromatherapy. (Repeat).

Hank gets troubled when he gets replaced by Wanda as the Dog River Corn Festival's designer; Emma and Oscar compete with Davis on who can complete their volunteer tasks first; Brent and Lacey sell popcorn to raise money. (Repeat).

Dan enlists the help of a few good friends for the funeral home remodel after Louise points out that Dan's generosity with his time seems to benefit everyone but her; and Robin and Darlene take a big career risk that may not pay off the way they expect it. (Repeat).

A night at Mike's piano bar gives Monica a very showy moment in the spotlight; Ross tries to move on after spying Rachel and Gavin's kiss; Chandler employs his secret skill to repair Joey's botched eyebrow-waxing job. Mike: Paul Rudd. Gavin: Dermot Mulroney. Michelle: Jennifer Aspen. Molly: Melissa George.

To get Ross and Rachel back together, Joey and Phoebe find them dire blind-date options, including a loser (Jon Lovitz) from Monica's past. Meanwhile, the Bings try to balance baby-making with baby-sitting and nearly get busted when Emma up and disappears. Waiter No. 1: Sam Pancake. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc.

Joey endures a draining audition at the hands of a pompous actor-director (Jeff Goldblum); Ross and Phoebe discover a secret link after being mugged together on the street; and Chandler's advertising internship gets off to an impressive---and depressing---start. Jordan: Teck Holmes. Lowell: Kyle Gass. Steve: Phill Lewis.

Mike (Paul Rudd) and Phoebe decide to live together, and she's thinking that it could be only the beginning. "Load up the Volvo," she says to Ross. "I want to be a soccer mom!" Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica are having money woes, so each goes to Joey to borrow money (without the other knowing, of course). And now that Emma's crawling, Rachel decides that it's time to baby-proof her apartment.

Sheldon and Amy are devastated after learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has already been discovered and disproven. Also, ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Also, Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Wolowitz ace his Magic Castle audition. (Repeat).

Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Also, Koothrappali catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise. (Repeat).

Dan enlists the help of a few good friends for the funeral home remodel after Louise points out that Dan's generosity with his time seems to benefit everyone but her; and Robin and Darlene take a big career risk that may not pay off the way they expect it. (Repeat).

Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; and after a serious accident, she reevaluates everything and makes a life-changing decision. Elsewhere, Lou, a familiar face from the past, returns as Mark's combative contrabassoon teacher; but after he butts heads with Mark, Dan steps in, only to realize that their similarities may outweigh their differences. (Repeat).

The friends learn more about Robin's past as Canadian teen star "Robin Sparkles," and they encourage her to reunite with her former costar, Jessica Glitter. (Repeat).

Ted spends Thanksgiving with Zoey after his plans to make dinner for his friends are foiled when they spend the night with a college friend, "The Blitz," who brings bad luck wherever he goes. (Repeat).

Ted befriends "The Captain," Zoey's husband, and invites him to hang out with him and Zoey, hoping they can all be friends. (Repeat).

A man seeks an engaging hobby to fill his free time, leading to humorous adventures and unexpected discoveries. Each attempt brings laughter and insight.

Sheldon and Amy are devastated after learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has already been discovered and disproven. Also, ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Also, Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Wolowitz ace his Magic Castle audition. (Repeat).

Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway. (Repeat).

Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj after he moves out of his apartment. (Repeat).

Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Also, Koothrappali catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise. (Repeat).

Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; and after a serious accident, she reevaluates everything and makes a life-changing decision. Elsewhere, Lou, a familiar face from the past, returns as Mark's combative contrabassoon teacher; but after he butts heads with Mark, Dan steps in, only to realize that their similarities may outweigh their differences. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Amy are devastated after learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has already been discovered and disproven. Also, ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Also, Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Wolowitz ace his Magic Castle audition. (Repeat).

Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Also, Koothrappali catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise. (Repeat).

Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway. (Repeat).

The friends learn more about Robin's past as Canadian teen star "Robin Sparkles," and they encourage her to reunite with her former costar, Jessica Glitter. (Repeat).

Ted spends Thanksgiving with Zoey after his plans to make dinner for his friends are foiled when they spend the night with a college friend, "The Blitz," who brings bad luck wherever he goes. (Repeat).

Ted befriends "The Captain," Zoey's husband, and invites him to hang out with him and Zoey, hoping they can all be friends. (Repeat).

A man seeks an engaging hobby to fill his free time, leading to humorous adventures and unexpected discoveries. Each attempt brings laughter and insight.

Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway. (Repeat).

Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj after he moves out of his apartment. (Repeat).

Dan enlists the help of a few good friends for the funeral home remodel after Louise points out that Dan's generosity with his time seems to benefit everyone but her; and Robin and Darlene take a big career risk that may not pay off the way they expect it. (Repeat).

Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; and after a serious accident, she reevaluates everything and makes a life-changing decision. Elsewhere, Lou, a familiar face from the past, returns as Mark's combative contrabassoon teacher; but after he butts heads with Mark, Dan steps in, only to realize that their similarities may outweigh their differences. (Repeat).

Hank's comments on Karen's eating habits prompt her to join a spin class at the local gym, and she's shocked to find out who the teacher is. Lacey gets involved in a "Ladies of Dog River" charity calendar, but is shocked to find out just what she has to do to be "Miss April". Wanda buys a new phone for Corner Gas, but won't let anyone use it until it's fully charged, but then it goes missing. (Rep

A fun golf outing suddenly turns competitive; Davis accepts a free meal from Wanda; Oscar and Emma get a new bed. (Repeat).

Emma and Oscar have varying reactions to a new paint job on the Leroy home; Wanda tries to help Lacey find a mate; a crop-circle prank makes Davis ponder alien visitation. (Repeat).

Wanda receives a phone number from a man she likes; Oscar and Emma make Brent question his olfactory sense; the Ruby gets an artistic makeover. (Repeat).

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Hank's comments on Karen's eating habits prompt her to join a spin class at the local gym, and she's shocked to find out who the teacher is. Lacey gets involved in a "Ladies of Dog River" charity calendar, but is shocked to find out just what she has to do to be "Miss April". Wanda buys a new phone for Corner Gas, but won't let anyone use it until it's fully charged, but then it goes missing. (Rep

A fun golf outing suddenly turns competitive; Davis accepts a free meal from Wanda; Oscar and Emma get a new bed. (Repeat).

Emma and Oscar have varying reactions to a new paint job on the Leroy home; Wanda tries to help Lacey find a mate; a crop-circle prank makes Davis ponder alien visitation. (Repeat).

Wanda receives a phone number from a man she likes; Oscar and Emma make Brent question his olfactory sense; the Ruby gets an artistic makeover. (Repeat).

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Hank's comments on Karen's eating habits prompt her to join a spin class at the local gym, and she's shocked to find out who the teacher is. Lacey gets involved in a "Ladies of Dog River" charity calendar, but is shocked to find out just what she has to do to be "Miss April". Wanda buys a new phone for Corner Gas, but won't let anyone use it until it's fully charged, but then it goes missing. (Rep

A fun golf outing suddenly turns competitive; Davis accepts a free meal from Wanda; Oscar and Emma get a new bed. (Repeat).

Emma and Oscar have varying reactions to a new paint job on the Leroy home; Wanda tries to help Lacey find a mate; a crop-circle prank makes Davis ponder alien visitation. (Repeat).

Wanda receives a phone number from a man she likes; Oscar and Emma make Brent question his olfactory sense; the Ruby gets an artistic makeover. (Repeat).

Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family; but before they have the chance, Neville and Jackie, and Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own. Looks like there are three parties to plan. (Repeat).

The friends learn more about Robin's past as Canadian teen star "Robin Sparkles," and they encourage her to reunite with her former costar, Jessica Glitter. (Repeat).

Ted spends Thanksgiving with Zoey after his plans to make dinner for his friends are foiled when they spend the night with a college friend, "The Blitz," who brings bad luck wherever he goes. (Repeat).

Ted befriends "The Captain," Zoey's husband, and invites him to hang out with him and Zoey, hoping they can all be friends. (Repeat).

A man seeks an engaging hobby to fill his free time, leading to humorous adventures and unexpected discoveries. Each attempt brings laughter and insight.

Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard for help. Also, Koothrappali attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancée, Anu. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, until they try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination; Bernadette has a big success at work. (Repeat).

Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Wolowitz navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Also, Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project. (Repeat).

Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family; but before they have the chance, Neville and Jackie, and Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own. Looks like there are three parties to plan. (Repeat).

The Conners gear up for a megawedding. Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben, and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters. Meanwhile, Dan and the family have decked out the house for the occasion. (Repeat).

Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that prompts the gang to reflect on their own lives; Robin gets a new job; and Ted begins carrying out tasks as Punchy's best man. Alex Trebek has a cameo. (Repeat).

Marshall and Lily see a fertility specialist when they fear they'll never be able to have a baby; and Robin begins a new job. (Repeat).

The gang goes to Minnesota with Marshall, who meets a bully who terrorized him in high school. (Repeat).

Zoey arranges a date for Ted with her cousin, and Ted realizes he has feelings for Zoey, and tells his friends he needs an intervention. (Repeat).

Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard for help. Also, Koothrappali attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancée, Anu. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, until they try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination; Bernadette has a big success at work. (Repeat).

Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while the usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work. (Repeat).

Sheldon's working overtime and pushing himself to the limit when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Wolowitz, and another one with Amy, all on the same day. Meanwhile, Bernadette's maternity leave is running out and she must face going back to work. (Repeat).

Conan visits new friends he's met through his podcast, "Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan," where he dives deep with listeners from around the world.

Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard for help. Also, Koothrappali attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancée, Anu. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, until they try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination; Bernadette has a big success at work. (Repeat).

Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Wolowitz navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Also, Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project. (Repeat).

Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while the usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work. (Repeat).

Conan visits new friends he's met through his podcast, "Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan," where he dives deep with listeners from around the world.

The gang goes to Minnesota with Marshall, who meets a bully who terrorized him in high school. (Repeat).

Zoey arranges a date for Ted with her cousin, and Ted realizes he has feelings for Zoey, and tells his friends he needs an intervention. (Repeat).

Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while the usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work. (Repeat).

Sheldon's working overtime and pushing himself to the limit when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Wolowitz, and another one with Amy, all on the same day. Meanwhile, Bernadette's maternity leave is running out and she must face going back to work. (Repeat).

Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family; but before they have the chance, Neville and Jackie, and Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own. Looks like there are three parties to plan. (Repeat).

The Conners gear up for a megawedding. Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben, and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters. Meanwhile, Dan and the family have decked out the house for the occasion. (Repeat).

Dog River has a sister-town in Japan, and Emma and Karen have to find an appropriate present to send after receiving and losing a gift from them. Lacey wants to make Corner Gas and The Ruby 'green' and drags a reluctant Brent into her plans. Wanda fills in as bartender at the Hotel, and starts doling out advice that no one wants. (Repeat).

Oscar drives a school bus and brings his serious attitude along for the ride; Hank wants to spearhead an advertising campaign for the Ruby; Wanda gets hooked on an energy drink. (Repeat).

Brent meets a distant relation whom Oscar and Emma never discussed; Karen helps Wanda with her math skills; additions to the Ruby's menu tantalize Davis. (Repeat).

A mouse infiltrates Corner Gas and becomes an obsession for Oscar; Wanda suffers a back injury, spurring Karen and Emma to help her; Lacey ruins a game invented by Hank and Brent. (Repeat).

The Ruby starts an Employee of the Month program. (Repeat).

Karen partners with Hank and Oscar to sell gumballs; Wanda sells a house to Lacey and Davis, who plan to flip it for a profit until Davis has second thoughts. (Repeat).

Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Also, Wolowitz, Bernadette, Anu and Koothrappali turn Koothrappali's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet." (Repeat).

The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat. (Repeat).

Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Wolowitz in charge of the kids. Also, Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it. (Repeat).

Competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy try to bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot and Frances Arnold to their side. Also, Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart. (Repeat).

Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Also, Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to relive the good old days after Wolowitz buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago. (Repeat).

Koothrappali is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Also, Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study. (Repeat).

Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis in college, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure if they should turn him in or not. Also, Wolowitz is happily surprised to learn that Bernadette wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him back in the day. (Repeat).

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Also, Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house. (Repeat).

Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Wolowitz and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret. (Repeat).

Leonard and Sheldon meet their beautiful new neighbor and invite her over for lunch, and Leonard begins to fall for her, even entertaining the idea that they could become a couple. Althea: Vernee Watson. Kurt: Brian Patrick Wade.

Leonard tells Penny he'll sign for a package for her, but when he asks for Sheldon's assistance, his plan goes terribly wrong.

With the encouragement of his friends, Leonard gathers his courage and asks a woman out on a date. Leslie: Sara Gilbert. Doug: Allen Nabors.

Faced with a life without physics when he gets fired, Sheldon resorts to weaving ponchos, forcing a worried Leonard to call Sheldon's mother for help. Mary: Laurie Metcalf. Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Mark Harelik. Summer: Sierra Edwards.

Leonard has a one-night stand with fellow scientist Leslie Winkle (Sara Gilbert).

Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Also, Wolowitz, Bernadette, Anu and Koothrappali turn Koothrappali's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet." (Repeat).

The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat. (Repeat).

Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Wolowitz in charge of the kids. Also, Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it. (Repeat).

Competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy try to bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot and Frances Arnold to their side. Also, Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart. (Repeat).

Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Also, Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to relive the good old days after Wolowitz buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago. (Repeat).

Koothrappali is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Also, Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study. (Repeat).

Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis in college, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure if they should turn him in or not. Also, Wolowitz is happily surprised to learn that Bernadette wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him back in the day. (Repeat).

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Also, Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house. (Repeat).

Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Wolowitz and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret. (Repeat).

Leonard and Sheldon meet their beautiful new neighbor and invite her over for lunch, and Leonard begins to fall for her, even entertaining the idea that they could become a couple. Althea: Vernee Watson. Kurt: Brian Patrick Wade.

Leonard tells Penny he'll sign for a package for her, but when he asks for Sheldon's assistance, his plan goes terribly wrong.

With the encouragement of his friends, Leonard gathers his courage and asks a woman out on a date. Leslie: Sara Gilbert. Doug: Allen Nabors.

Faced with a life without physics when he gets fired, Sheldon resorts to weaving ponchos, forcing a worried Leonard to call Sheldon's mother for help. Mary: Laurie Metcalf. Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Mark Harelik. Summer: Sierra Edwards.

Leonard has a one-night stand with fellow scientist Leslie Winkle (Sara Gilbert).

Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Also, Wolowitz, Bernadette, Anu and Koothrappali turn Koothrappali's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet." (Repeat).

The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat. (Repeat).

Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Wolowitz in charge of the kids. Also, Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it. (Repeat).

Competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy try to bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot and Frances Arnold to their side. Also, Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart. (Repeat).

Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Also, Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to relive the good old days after Wolowitz buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago. (Repeat).

Koothrappali is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Also, Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study. (Repeat).

Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis in college, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure if they should turn him in or not. Also, Wolowitz is happily surprised to learn that Bernadette wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him back in the day. (Repeat).

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Also, Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house. (Repeat).

Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Wolowitz and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret. (Repeat).

Leonard and Sheldon meet their beautiful new neighbor and invite her over for lunch, and Leonard begins to fall for her, even entertaining the idea that they could become a couple. Althea: Vernee Watson. Kurt: Brian Patrick Wade.

Leonard tells Penny he'll sign for a package for her, but when he asks for Sheldon's assistance, his plan goes terribly wrong.

With the encouragement of his friends, Leonard gathers his courage and asks a woman out on a date. Leslie: Sara Gilbert. Doug: Allen Nabors.

Faced with a life without physics when he gets fired, Sheldon resorts to weaving ponchos, forcing a worried Leonard to call Sheldon's mother for help. Mary: Laurie Metcalf. Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Mark Harelik. Summer: Sierra Edwards.

Leonard has a one-night stand with fellow scientist Leslie Winkle (Sara Gilbert).

A psychic has bad news for Lacey; Oscar keeps saying Brent's favorite word; Davis reenacts a scene from a movie. (Repeat).

Wanda goes to funerals instead of work, which intrigues Oscar; Davis and Hank try to stop a call center from setting up shop in Dog River; Karen and Brent become fascinated by a suspicious box in Lacey's house. (Repeat).

Everything is in the pink for Hank, but Brent and Wanda see things a different way than Hank does. Lacey creates Dog River Dollars, and then becomes suspicious that they are being counterfeited. Karen tries to get Davis to think for himself. (Repeat).

Emma goes Christmas shopping early, prompting Davis and Karen to bribe Oscar for information about their gifts; Lacey examines her ties with Wanda; Hank creates confusion with the help of daylight saving time. (Repeat).

Davis and Karen trick Emma into cleaning for them; Hank discovers a lost world under the deck of the Ruby; Brent's donation triggers a jealous response from Oscar. (Repeat).

Emma foils Oscar's scheme to get rich quick; Davis borrows Brent's car without telling him why he needs it; Hank becomes Lacey's handyman. (Repeat).

Chandler's jokey entry on his and Ross's college Web site leads to a faux burial service for the allegedly dead---and obviously unpopular---Geller; Joey refuses to give Emma his favorite stuffed animal; Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid a post-breakup tryst with Mike (Paul Rudd). Tom: Ernie Grunwald. Kori: Ivana Milicevic. Ross: David Schwimmer.

Overcome with lottery fever, the gang buys up a block of tickets, causing a division over the division of the potential Powerball winnings. Meanwhile, Chandler learns the fate of his internship at the ad agency. Steve: Phill Lewis. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow.

Rachel has an unsettling dream involving Joey. (Or is it his soap character, Drake?) Ross fills in for Monica on Chandler's weekend getaway. (He's not a cheap date.) And Phoebe, guitar in hand, camps out in front of Monica's restaurant. (Monica isn't amused.) (Repeat).

Joey's soap-star-studded party helps Rachel forget about getting romantic with her roomie, who catches the eye---and maybe more---of Ross's newest love interest (Aisha Tyler). Meanwhile, Chandler endures the attacks of a man-hater (Alex Borstein) during a wild one-woman show. Daytime actors Matthew Ashford and Kyle Lowder appear in cameos. Dirk: Ethan Erickson.

Rachel runs into a familiar face during her free massage from one of Phoebe's corporate-chain foes, while the Bings try to run away from a frightening face at their doctor's office. Meanwhile, Ross tutors Joey on the ways to win over a brainiac like Charlie (Aisha Tyler), who may have her mind set on another man. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Nurse: Myra Turley.

Chandler eyes up---and picks out---a coworker (John Stamos) who could be the prime sperm donor for him and Monica; Phoebe runs into an ex (Hank Azaria) en route to a party where she plans to spite Mike; Rachel buddies up to Charlie after opening her big mouth about Joey; and Ross secures a speaking gig in the tropics.

Part 1 of 2. The gang heads to Barbados for Ross' seminar, where he impresses Charlie; Rachel confesses to Joey; and Mike professes his love to Phoebe. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. David: Hank Azaria. Mike: Paul Rudd.

A classic sitcom that reflected the lives of six twentysomething friends: three men and three women, living in New York. Sometimes touching and often hilarious, it addressed universal themes like falling in---or out of---love, finding a job and dealing with (as well as becoming) parents, and inspired numerous friends-themed knockoffs, none of which conveyed the warmth and humor of the original. A

Rachel and Joey struggle to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Monica comes up with a corny fix for her rapidly growing 'fro. Back in New York, Phoebe is forced to dump Mike's girlfriend for him after realizing that she's engaged to another woman's beau. Precious: Anne Dudek. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Mike: Paul Rudd. (Repeat).

Ross's bogus reaction to Joey and Rachel's romance leads to a disastrous dinner date with them, a confused Charlie and too many margaritas. Meanwhile, Chandler slips up in front of a couple's adopted son; and Frank Jr. (Giovanni Ribisi) returns to ask Phoebe a very important---and inappropriate---favor. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Owen: Daryl Sabara. Colleen: Kelly Waymire. (Repeat).

The return of their cloying old chum (Jennifer Coolidge) pits Monica against Phoebe; Joey and Rachel have a hard time getting romantic with one another; and a series of tanning-salon snafus leads to a Ross of a different color. (Repeat).

Emma's first birthday goes from cute to criminal after Rachel realizes that her bunny-shaped cake would feel more at home at a bachelorette party. So while she and Ross race to replace it, the rest fight over who gets to leave before it's too late to carry out their own plans. Judy: Christina Pickles. Jack: Elliott Gould. Estelle: June Gable. (Repeat).

Christina Applegate reprises her Emmy-winning role as Rachel's cluelessly cruel sister Amy, who proves to be Emma's worst baby-sitter ever after she gives the tot a mini-makeover. Meanwhile, Phoebe keeps putting her foot in her mouth every time Mike tries to put a ring on her finger. (Repeat).

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's Nobel Prize-winning ex, who wants her back as much as Ross wants the grant he oversees. Meanwhile, nobody wants the homemade painting Phoebe is giving away; and Chandler gets into hot water with Joey by not casting him in his firm's commercial. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Masco: Ming Lo. (Repeat).

Chandler's jokey entry on his and Ross's college Web site leads to a faux burial service for the allegedly dead---and obviously unpopular---Geller; Joey refuses to give Emma his favorite stuffed animal; Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid a post-breakup tryst with Mike (Paul Rudd). Tom: Ernie Grunwald. Kori: Ivana Milicevic. Ross: David Schwimmer.

Overcome with lottery fever, the gang buys up a block of tickets, causing a division over the division of the potential Powerball winnings. Meanwhile, Chandler learns the fate of his internship at the ad agency. Steve: Phill Lewis. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow.

Rachel has an unsettling dream involving Joey. (Or is it his soap character, Drake?) Ross fills in for Monica on Chandler's weekend getaway. (He's not a cheap date.) And Phoebe, guitar in hand, camps out in front of Monica's restaurant. (Monica isn't amused.) (Repeat).

Joey's soap-star-studded party helps Rachel forget about getting romantic with her roomie, who catches the eye---and maybe more---of Ross's newest love interest (Aisha Tyler). Meanwhile, Chandler endures the attacks of a man-hater (Alex Borstein) during a wild one-woman show. Daytime actors Matthew Ashford and Kyle Lowder appear in cameos. Dirk: Ethan Erickson.

Rachel runs into a familiar face during her free massage from one of Phoebe's corporate-chain foes, while the Bings try to run away from a frightening face at their doctor's office. Meanwhile, Ross tutors Joey on the ways to win over a brainiac like Charlie (Aisha Tyler), who may have her mind set on another man. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Nurse: Myra Turley.

Chandler eyes up---and picks out---a coworker (John Stamos) who could be the prime sperm donor for him and Monica; Phoebe runs into an ex (Hank Azaria) en route to a party where she plans to spite Mike; Rachel buddies up to Charlie after opening her big mouth about Joey; and Ross secures a speaking gig in the tropics.

Part 1 of 2. The gang heads to Barbados for Ross' seminar, where he impresses Charlie; Rachel confesses to Joey; and Mike professes his love to Phoebe. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. David: Hank Azaria. Mike: Paul Rudd.

A classic sitcom that reflected the lives of six twentysomething friends: three men and three women, living in New York. Sometimes touching and often hilarious, it addressed universal themes like falling in---or out of---love, finding a job and dealing with (as well as becoming) parents, and inspired numerous friends-themed knockoffs, none of which conveyed the warmth and humor of the original. A

Rachel and Joey struggle to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Monica comes up with a corny fix for her rapidly growing 'fro. Back in New York, Phoebe is forced to dump Mike's girlfriend for him after realizing that she's engaged to another woman's beau. Precious: Anne Dudek. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Mike: Paul Rudd. (Repeat).

Ross's bogus reaction to Joey and Rachel's romance leads to a disastrous dinner date with them, a confused Charlie and too many margaritas. Meanwhile, Chandler slips up in front of a couple's adopted son; and Frank Jr. (Giovanni Ribisi) returns to ask Phoebe a very important---and inappropriate---favor. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Owen: Daryl Sabara. Colleen: Kelly Waymire. (Repeat).

The return of their cloying old chum (Jennifer Coolidge) pits Monica against Phoebe; Joey and Rachel have a hard time getting romantic with one another; and a series of tanning-salon snafus leads to a Ross of a different color. (Repeat).

Emma's first birthday goes from cute to criminal after Rachel realizes that her bunny-shaped cake would feel more at home at a bachelorette party. So while she and Ross race to replace it, the rest fight over who gets to leave before it's too late to carry out their own plans. Judy: Christina Pickles. Jack: Elliott Gould. Estelle: June Gable. (Repeat).

Christina Applegate reprises her Emmy-winning role as Rachel's cluelessly cruel sister Amy, who proves to be Emma's worst baby-sitter ever after she gives the tot a mini-makeover. Meanwhile, Phoebe keeps putting her foot in her mouth every time Mike tries to put a ring on her finger. (Repeat).

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's Nobel Prize-winning ex, who wants her back as much as Ross wants the grant he oversees. Meanwhile, nobody wants the homemade painting Phoebe is giving away; and Chandler gets into hot water with Joey by not casting him in his firm's commercial. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Masco: Ming Lo. (Repeat).

Chandler's jokey entry on his and Ross's college Web site leads to a faux burial service for the allegedly dead---and obviously unpopular---Geller; Joey refuses to give Emma his favorite stuffed animal; Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid a post-breakup tryst with Mike (Paul Rudd). Tom: Ernie Grunwald. Kori: Ivana Milicevic. Ross: David Schwimmer.

Overcome with lottery fever, the gang buys up a block of tickets, causing a division over the division of the potential Powerball winnings. Meanwhile, Chandler learns the fate of his internship at the ad agency. Steve: Phill Lewis. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow.

Rachel has an unsettling dream involving Joey. (Or is it his soap character, Drake?) Ross fills in for Monica on Chandler's weekend getaway. (He's not a cheap date.) And Phoebe, guitar in hand, camps out in front of Monica's restaurant. (Monica isn't amused.) (Repeat).

Joey's soap-star-studded party helps Rachel forget about getting romantic with her roomie, who catches the eye---and maybe more---of Ross's newest love interest (Aisha Tyler). Meanwhile, Chandler endures the attacks of a man-hater (Alex Borstein) during a wild one-woman show. Daytime actors Matthew Ashford and Kyle Lowder appear in cameos. Dirk: Ethan Erickson.

Rachel runs into a familiar face during her free massage from one of Phoebe's corporate-chain foes, while the Bings try to run away from a frightening face at their doctor's office. Meanwhile, Ross tutors Joey on the ways to win over a brainiac like Charlie (Aisha Tyler), who may have her mind set on another man. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Nurse: Myra Turley.

Chandler eyes up---and picks out---a coworker (John Stamos) who could be the prime sperm donor for him and Monica; Phoebe runs into an ex (Hank Azaria) en route to a party where she plans to spite Mike; Rachel buddies up to Charlie after opening her big mouth about Joey; and Ross secures a speaking gig in the tropics.

Part 1 of 2. The gang heads to Barbados for Ross' seminar, where he impresses Charlie; Rachel confesses to Joey; and Mike professes his love to Phoebe. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. David: Hank Azaria. Mike: Paul Rudd.

A classic sitcom that reflected the lives of six twentysomething friends: three men and three women, living in New York. Sometimes touching and often hilarious, it addressed universal themes like falling in---or out of---love, finding a job and dealing with (as well as becoming) parents, and inspired numerous friends-themed knockoffs, none of which conveyed the warmth and humor of the original. A

Rachel and Joey struggle to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Monica comes up with a corny fix for her rapidly growing 'fro. Back in New York, Phoebe is forced to dump Mike's girlfriend for him after realizing that she's engaged to another woman's beau. Precious: Anne Dudek. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Mike: Paul Rudd. (Repeat).

Ross's bogus reaction to Joey and Rachel's romance leads to a disastrous dinner date with them, a confused Charlie and too many margaritas. Meanwhile, Chandler slips up in front of a couple's adopted son; and Frank Jr. (Giovanni Ribisi) returns to ask Phoebe a very important---and inappropriate---favor. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Owen: Daryl Sabara. Colleen: Kelly Waymire. (Repeat).

The return of their cloying old chum (Jennifer Coolidge) pits Monica against Phoebe; Joey and Rachel have a hard time getting romantic with one another; and a series of tanning-salon snafus leads to a Ross of a different color. (Repeat).

Emma's first birthday goes from cute to criminal after Rachel realizes that her bunny-shaped cake would feel more at home at a bachelorette party. So while she and Ross race to replace it, the rest fight over who gets to leave before it's too late to carry out their own plans. Judy: Christina Pickles. Jack: Elliott Gould. Estelle: June Gable. (Repeat).

Christina Applegate reprises her Emmy-winning role as Rachel's cluelessly cruel sister Amy, who proves to be Emma's worst baby-sitter ever after she gives the tot a mini-makeover. Meanwhile, Phoebe keeps putting her foot in her mouth every time Mike tries to put a ring on her finger. (Repeat).

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's Nobel Prize-winning ex, who wants her back as much as Ross wants the grant he oversees. Meanwhile, nobody wants the homemade painting Phoebe is giving away; and Chandler gets into hot water with Joey by not casting him in his firm's commercial. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Masco: Ming Lo. (Repeat).

Karen protects a sidewalk at Oscar's behest; Hank coaxes Davis and Brent into seeing a movie with him; Emma wants Lacey to join a women's club, but she has reservations about acclimating to the group. (Repeat).

Season 5 closes as Wanda honors Brent's 40th birthday with a dangerous fireworks display. Elsewhere, Emma and Lacey compete to bake Brent's cake while Brent's plans get derailed by a missing bottle of vintage scotch. (Repeat).

Karen is tasked with playing an online phone game for Fitzy while Wanda and Hank settle a bet with mini putt. (Repeat).

Oscar is disturbed to learn he and Emma have different notions about their final resting place; Wanda becomes obsessed with a productivity app while Lacey and Hank talk Brent into renovations. (Repeat).

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Karen protects a sidewalk at Oscar's behest; Hank coaxes Davis and Brent into seeing a movie with him; Emma wants Lacey to join a women's club, but she has reservations about acclimating to the group. (Repeat).

Season 5 closes as Wanda honors Brent's 40th birthday with a dangerous fireworks display. Elsewhere, Emma and Lacey compete to bake Brent's cake while Brent's plans get derailed by a missing bottle of vintage scotch. (Repeat).

Karen is tasked with playing an online phone game for Fitzy while Wanda and Hank settle a bet with mini putt. (Repeat).

Oscar is disturbed to learn he and Emma have different notions about their final resting place; Wanda becomes obsessed with a productivity app while Lacey and Hank talk Brent into renovations. (Repeat).

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Karen protects a sidewalk at Oscar's behest; Hank coaxes Davis and Brent into seeing a movie with him; Emma wants Lacey to join a women's club, but she has reservations about acclimating to the group. (Repeat).

Season 5 closes as Wanda honors Brent's 40th birthday with a dangerous fireworks display. Elsewhere, Emma and Lacey compete to bake Brent's cake while Brent's plans get derailed by a missing bottle of vintage scotch. (Repeat).

Karen is tasked with playing an online phone game for Fitzy while Wanda and Hank settle a bet with mini putt. (Repeat).

Oscar is disturbed to learn he and Emma have different notions about their final resting place; Wanda becomes obsessed with a productivity app while Lacey and Hank talk Brent into renovations. (Repeat).

To save money, newlyweds Darlene and Ben, and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Meanwhile, Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose head off for a night at a waterpark. (Repeat).

Astrid and James think they've planned the perfect hangover day, but the kids, the neighbors and a bad internet connection have other plans. (Repeat).

Astrid and James struggle to make it in time for the early meeting with the guidance counselor. Astrid takes the challenge of solving Viv's tardiness problem in school. (Repeat).

After an unexpected change at Gero's, James tries to busy himself with fixing a broken toilet. Astrid thinks she's due for a raise. (Repeat).

James and Astrid attempt to have a nice (Repeat).

Penny temporarily sleeps on Leonard and Sheldon's couch when Wolowitz romances her friend and the lovers take over Penny's apartment. The guys find a big void in their activities without Wolowitz, and even ask Penny to join their video-game team.

Koothrappali is overwhelmed when his parents arrange a blind date for him, but after a few drinks he discovers he can actually talk to women. Unfortunately, his gorgeous date is more interested in Sheldon.

Sheldon and Leonard are asked to a physics conference to present their work together, but that leads to a feud because Sheldon's too arrogant to share the honor. Penny does her best to mediate, but only makes things worse.

To save money, newlyweds Darlene and Ben, and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Meanwhile, Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose head off for a night at a waterpark. (Repeat).

Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father. (Repeat).

Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him. Also, Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw. (Repeat).

Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, Audrey, and Sheldon attempts male bonding. (Repeat).