CTV Two London/CFPL (CTV2L)

Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult long after the fact; Elaine offends her video advisor. Milos: Mark Harelik. Shellbach: Ben Stein. (Repeat).

Kramer's girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry's parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance. (Repeat).

Gang members protest George's handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry's new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer's life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine. Ellen: Christine Taylor. (Repeat).

Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry's bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, who's reported as a problem worker. Mike: Lee Arenberg. Peggy: Megan Cole. (Repeat).

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Unassuming people enter the Cash Cab as passengers expecting a normal taxi ride. (Repeat).

The iconic game show returns for a celebrity-filled prime-time event hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (Repeat).

The iconic game show returns for a celebrity-filled prime-time event hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (Repeat).

Mary's shrimp smash dumplings; fashion trends making a comeback; hottest tech trends; 2024's new superfoods; actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Repeat).

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Peru vs. Canada in a Group A match. From Children's Mercy Park in Kansas City, Kan. (Live).

Swarek runs a stakeout to keep an Asian gang from killing an informant, and Dov and Gail assist him. Meanwhile, Andy and Chris join the Division 27 rookies in an equine competition. (Repeat).

A kidnapper is pursued by the 15th Division, and Andy helps a woman who was critically injured in an auto accident. Meanwhile, Chris and Dov have an altercation over an indiscretion involving Gail. (Repeat).

The members of the BAU enjoy a Saturday off in vastly different ways. While Rossi and Prentiss help Simmons assemble a new crib, Garcia leads a hacking competition, and Dr. Reid strikes up a conversation with a woman named Maxine. (Repeat).

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Guests include Drew Barrymore, Peso Pluma and musical guest Peso Pluma. (Repeat).

The BAU investigate mysterious drowning deaths in the Las Vegas desert, and try to determine the true cause and motive for the murders. (Repeat).

CT and Diem try to repair their fractured relationship; old tensions between Rachel and Johnny resurface; everyone lets loose with a wild animal-theme party. (New).

A Chinatown gang kidnaps a local shop owner. The man's daughter tries to win his freedom, while Team One works to keep them both safe and bring the gang to justice. (Repeat).

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A wealthy woman announces that she's leaving her money to her dog. (Repeat).

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London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

Hobo prevents a rabid raccoon from coming in contact with anyone. (Repeat).

An actual crime takes place on the set of a horror movie. (Repeat).

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Mosquitoes plague the town, but Hank is unaffected. Lacey contributes to the town's time capsule. Oscar returns to work at Corner Gas. (Repeat).

Brent and Oscar compete in a curling grudge match; Lacey becomes a hot prospect in the league; Karen has to keep the curling trophy safe. Guest stars: curling champions Randy Ferbey and Dave Nedohin. (Repeat).

Eddie and Joy want to downgrade to a smaller house, but Doug and Ally aren't ready to move out on their own. Meanwhile, when Duffy dumps Whitey (guest star Martin Mull), he moves in with Eddie and Joy as a way of coping, but he quickly overstays his welcome and Joy wants him out. (Repeat).

Jim takes Gracie and Ruby to a Bears game, where he has an altercation with a Packers fan (Todd Sandler) that winds up on TV. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend's toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant's delivery boundary; Kramer alters his "adopted" highway. Jenna: Kristin Davis. Woman: Seriah Carol. (Repeat).

Elaine's review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida. Izzy: Lloyd Bridges. Danielle: Chelsea Noble. Blaine: Todd Jeffries. Morty: Barney Martin. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry's kitchen is redesigned against his will. Hal: Vince Grant. Conrad: Stephen Lee. Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose. Beth: Debra Messing. Tim: Bryan Cranston. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

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Unassuming people enter the Cash Cab as passengers expecting a normal taxi ride. (Repeat).

The iconic game show returns for a celebrity-filled prime-time event hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (Repeat).

The iconic game show returns for a celebrity-filled prime-time event hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (Repeat).

Mary makes sweet potato enchiladas; Sophie Grégoire Trudeau; Mother's Day makeover; Pattie Lovett-Reid shares money lessons from mom. (Repeat).

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Amy and Sheldon's live-in relationship may be in the toilet after he accuses her of not following the bathroom schedule. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette's secret stay-cation is interrupted by interfering interlopers who are sneaking into their hot tub. (Repeat).

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With a rash of relationships on rocky ground, Ted and Victoria find themselves at a romantic crossroads, while Robin thinks Barney's screwy when he decides to employ a dog as his wingman. (Repeat).

Robin has a problem pulling the trigger on breaking up with Nick, so Barney steps in to help out, while new parents Lily and Marshall look for a way to schedule some private time for themselves. (Repeat).

Marshall recommends an old law-school buddy for a position at the firm, but the job interview doesn't quite work out, and Marshall needs to square things with the boss. Meanwhile, Robin helps Barney get back into the swing of things on the gentlemen's-club circuit. (Repeat).

In the most important case of his career, Marshall is pitted against his old friend Brad. Meanwhile, the gang recall youthful entanglements with the law and debate over who was the most notorious teenage delinquent. (Repeat).

Following a series of fatal shootings, the BAU team travels to Des Plaines, Illinois, to investigate what appears to be a copycat serial killer. Their efforts are thrown off track when members of the BAU are targeted. (Repeat).

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Guests include Kevin Costner, Chace Crawford and musical guest Shenseea. (Repeat).

Three bodies are found in a shallow grave near Milwaukee. The investigation reveals that the victims are all covered in animal and human bite marks. Meanwhile, Reid and Garcia work out for a company fitness test, but they try to hide their preparation from Morgan. (Repeat).

A jealous Camila goes on a drunken rampage; the relationship between Paula and Ty heats up; Abram and Cara Maria continue to struggle with their undefined relationship. (New).

A stadium security guard takes Parker hostage after trying to be a hero in another hostage situation that turned bloody. (Repeat).

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An artist resembles a town's corrupt mayor. (Repeat).

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London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

A treasure hunt leads to a valuable object. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Hobo helps a disabled boy start a dog-sitting service so he can buy a puppy. (Repeat).

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Lacey is losing customers to the new ATM machine in the liquor store; Hank is asked to show an American tourist around, and Brent shows up to help; Karen tries to learn French. Guest star: Mark McKinney. (Repeat).

Lacey introduces the Leroys to fine wine and they may never forgive her; Hank wins the lottery and his life is turned upside down. (Repeat).

When Ally announces that she's pregnant, Joy does not take the news of her impending grandmotherhood well, forcing Eddie to call her mother (Lainie Kazan) for help. Doctor: Dom Irrera. (Repeat).

Dana is a competitor on "The Bachelor," where she uses advice from Jim to impress the star (Doug Savant), who meets the family at dinner. Trista Rehn ("The Bachelorette") has a cameo. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend's speed dial. Valerie: Lauren Graham. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

George pretends he's a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine's former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine's current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair. Mary Anne: Rena Sofer. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker. Lanette: Amanda Peet. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer uses butter for shaving---and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania (Stephen Hytner); Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Unassuming people enter the Cash Cab as passengers expecting a normal taxi ride. (Repeat).

Unassuming people enter the Cash Cab as passengers expecting a normal taxi ride. (Repeat).

The iconic game show returns for a celebrity-filled prime-time event hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (Repeat).

The iconic game show returns for a celebrity-filled prime-time event hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (Repeat).

Jann Arden stops by and bakes with Mary; spring clean and declutter digital devices; Chinese noodle traditions; Jimbo The Drag Clown. (Repeat).

Jon Montgomery sets up "Amazing Race Canada." And, fresh takes on headlines and topics that matter to Canadians. (New).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Live).

Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj; Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs; and Penny, by virtue of her virtuoso performance in "Serial Apist," is invited to a sci-fi convention. (Repeat).

Current entertainment news, along with profiles of people in the headlines.