CTV Two Alberta (CTV2A)

Eddie hurts his back then assumes he's dying when the MRI technician refuses to tell him the results. The assumption enriches his relationship with Joy, sexually and otherwise. And the report of Eddie's imminent demise reawakens Steph's all-consuming (and very annoying to Jeff) grief for her cat, Mr. Pajamas, who died several months before at the age of 21. (Repeat).

Issues facing Alberta residents are discussed. (Repeat).

Guests include Michael Keaton, Taylor Tomlinson and musical guest Rapsody ft. Erykah Badu. (New).

The BAU implements an elaborate strategy to take down the "Dirty Dozen" hit men ring, with Reid playing a central role. (Repeat).

A rope-swinging challenge sends two veterans into eliminations. (New).

A young couple on a crime spree baffle the unit. But the investigation reveals the woman has a fatal disease and only has a short time to live, and that her fiancé is determined to make her final days memorable. (Repeat).

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Current entertainment news, along with profiles of people in the headlines.

Hilarious pranks including a sad reading, a mother getting arrested, and a kid doing his business in the fruit aisle. (Repeat).

A pawnbroker is accused of stealing. (Repeat).

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Issues facing Alberta residents are discussed. (Repeat).

Issues facing Alberta residents are discussed. (Repeat).

Issues facing Alberta residents are discussed. (Repeat).

Issues facing Alberta residents are discussed. (Repeat).

Hobo prevents an attempt on a carnival owner's life and reveals the criminal's identity. (Repeat).

Hobo investigates the disappearance of zoo animals. Carol Lynley. (Repeat).

Hobo helps a groom who is framed for the robbery of a fox-hunt club's funds. (Repeat).

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Karen gets stuck in the middle when Brent and Lacey fight it out to see who is the best at getting people to open up to them. Both Wanda's credit rating and her ego take a beating when she's denied a credit card that Hank is approved for. Oscar helps Davis get into shape, but Oscar's standards, like much else in his life, are somewhat out of date. (Repeat).

Brent "adjusts" the automatic door after the repairman fixes it; Wanda becomes a little paranoid while keeping her telescope safe; Oscar and Emma take up camping. (Repeat).

Joy gets a speeding ticket in the third-season opener, and she surmises that the reason is because she doesn't look sexy anymore. So she drags Eddie to a lingerie shop so she can get new bras. Tina: Kym Whitley. (Repeat).

Jennifer Coolidge returns as Jim's sister, whose brief marriage to Andy has apparently resulted in a third party. Rick: Rick Overton. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed"; Kramer's friend forces Jerry into crime. Brody: Neil Giuntoli. Anna: Rebecca McFarland. Dugan: Joe Urla. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Sheila: Heather Campbell. Dr. Berg: Richard Roat. Mailman: Ramon Franco. (Repeat).

An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend's mentor. Eddie: Ned Bellamy. Abby: A.J. Langer. Bania: Stephen Hytner. Cynthia: Katie Layman. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her. Brett: James Patrick Stuart. Clicky: Tony V. Teddy: John Bowman. Oh: Gedde Watanabe. (Repeat).

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(Repeat).

The iconic game show returns for a celebrity-filled prime-time event hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (Repeat).

The iconic game show returns for a celebrity-filled prime-time event hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (Repeat).

Mary Berg explores lifestyle trends, do-it-yourself projects, home renovations, recipes and more; featuring celebrity guests, influencers and everyday heroes. (New).

A lifestyle series with a focus on pop culture and social media. (New).

Issues facing Alberta residents are discussed. (New).

Included: levels; hot dogs; abrasive grains; sandpaper. (Repeat).

Sheldon goes to Vegas to win money for science. Also, Penny and Bernadette take Amy wedding dress shopping, but her terrible choice entangles them in a web of lies. (Repeat).

Current entertainment news, along with profiles of people in the headlines. (New).

In the aftermath of a tragic loss, the officers must recover a stolen laptop containing information that could compromise a drug informant, whose motives arouse suspicion in Sam and cause a rift between him and Andy. (Repeat).

Andy and Nick cross paths with a powerful drug dealer while investigating a death threat aimed at a priest. Meanwhile, Chris and Swarek argue over what it takes to be a good cop. (Repeat).

Season 13 begins with Agent Matt Simmons, an ex-Delta soldier and former International Response Team member, joining the BAU in a race to take down Mr. Scratch and save one of their own in the process. (Repeat).

Issues facing Alberta residents are discussed. (Repeat).

Guests include Adam Sandler, will.i.am, Liz Moore, and Julian McCullough. (New).

Bodies are discovered in public places throughout Boston and the BAU investigates to see whether a taxi or ride-share service the victims used could lead them to the killer. (Repeat).

A trivia test is conducted; tensions rise between veterans and a rookie. (New).

A boy is wounded by a drug dealer after witnessing a gangland slaying. The gang members chase him and his brother to a hospital, where a standoff ensues between the thugs and the SRU team. (Repeat).

(New).

Current entertainment news, along with profiles of people in the headlines.

Hilarious pranks including a levitating Jesus, a flatulent dog, and an envious cop. Plus many more. (Repeat).

Hobo protects a photographer who snapped a shot of a bank robbery and decides to sell his picture to the papers. James Stephens. (Repeat).

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Issues facing Alberta residents are discussed. (Repeat).

Issues facing Alberta residents are discussed. (Repeat).

Issues facing Alberta residents are discussed. (Repeat).

Issues facing Alberta residents are discussed. (Repeat).

Hobo and two children are stricken with botulism. (Repeat).

A racing syndicate plots to fix a race. (Repeat).

Hobo helps a reporter find an ape-like creature that is haunting the woods near a small town. (Repeat).

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The children's park in Dog River is going to the dogs, making it unsafe for the kids. Brent comes up with the idea of having a jelly bean jar contest, which everyone likes, until the jelly beans cause strife in the community. Davis relives some of his favourite movies when a convoy of truckers comes through Dog River. Hank joins a new club, which requires him to tell one little lie, which then lea

Lacey seeks car advice from Brent; Wanda helps Oscar select an anniversary gift for Emma; Karen and Davis try snack foods. (Repeat).

Kenny moves in with Eddie and Joy after his ex (Kym Whitley) kicks him out. This prompts Joy to play matchmaker to get the couple back together. Steve: Kevin Farley. (Repeat).

Tired of feeling like Jim's lackey, Andy asserts himself in a manner Jim finds unprofessional, but enviable. Veronica: Nana Visitor. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Jim: Jim Belushi. (Repeat).

George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments. Heather: Catherine Lloyd Burns. Seth: Mark Roberts. Ipswich: Michael D. Roberts. (Repeat).

George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor---stat; Jerry is bumped from a school's Career Day. Ben: Bob Odenkirk. Louise: Tamara Bick. (Repeat).

Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major effect on Elaine. Eldridge: Ray Stricklyn. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

George finds a new romance---in a women's prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair. Celia: Andrea Bendewald. Kurt: John Michael Higgins. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

(Repeat).

(Repeat).

The iconic game show returns for a celebrity-filled prime-time event hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (Repeat).

The iconic game show returns for a celebrity-filled prime-time event hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (Repeat).

Mary Berg explores lifestyle trends, do-it-yourself projects, home renovations, recipes and more; featuring celebrity guests, influencers and everyday heroes. (New).

A lifestyle series with a focus on pop culture and social media. (New).