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Clarke investigates claims of communication with dead artists and writers.

The Optimist goes racing, meets the lovely Sal and becomes a stable boy. He saves the aptly-named horse Nutter from being sent to the knackers yard and lovingly prepares him for the big race.

Why has Adrian got three girls in his bedroom.

A box of pethidine goes missing, sending Joyce into a blind panic.

Join Jack Pegoraro as he takes a nostalgic drive through British automotive history, reviewing iconic classic cars from the past decades.

Fern Britton Narrates The Story Of Chambercombe Manor.

A 1974 documentary in which Dave Allen meets a variety of eccentrics, including a man who lives in a box on wheels, a cowboy vicar and a man who pretends to fly a Lancaster bomber in his garage.

A mysterious invitation takes Jason to a Capri hotel, redirecting him to a nightclub. A chance encounter with a drunk leads to intrigue.

Tripitaka is visited in a dream by the restless spirit of the deceased king of the land of Cockcrow. He tells Tripitaka he was murdered by a Taoist magician and thrown into a well.

Clive James explores the Playboy Mansion, interviewing Hugh Hefner about the sexual revolution, feminism, AIDS, and moral majority concerns.

Aulus's priceless statue of the heavenly twins is stolen by Badvoc, and confusion arises when he tries to get it back..

The nation's capital faces a bizarre political scandal when a top presidential aide suffers a severe personality change.

Giant spiders from another dimension invade Wisconsin.

Some fishermen are attacked in the Louisiana swamps. When word gets out of a mysterious Bigfoot-type creature, two researchers come to a small town to study and hopefully discover what the beast is.

On his way to collect inheritance in the small town on Hot Dog, Stan gets robbed by highwaymen, one of which is the other person who shall attend the reading of their late Uncle's will.

Explore the cascades and ravines of the French Alps.

Explore the forests of Northern Thailand.

Unwind with beautiful aerial shots off Dorset's Jurassic Coast.

There have been several thefts, and Officer Roobarb investigates.

Commander Koenig finds himself in another world and another time.

Intergalactic adventures of the Moonbase Alpha team. A new planet holds hope as a new home for the Alphans.

Alpha encounters an intangible mass as it heads though space and towards disaster. Whatever the mysterious energy field might be, it possesses a strange and frightening power.

Tripitaka is visited in a dream by the restless spirit of the deceased king of the land of Cockcrow. He tells Tripitaka he was murdered by a Taoist magician and thrown into a well.

Malcolm is planning a special evening - he needs a swish venue for dinner and seeks advice.

Brenda sees Malcolm lunching with Susan and suspects he's two-timing her.

Brenda has lost her job and her home, and back in Liverpool she finds she's been demoted to the settee as Pamela has refurbished the flat.

Brenda and Malcolm spot Pamela's boyfriend David having a celebratory lunch with another woman.

Terry, Susan, Malcolm and Brenda attend Mod Shop's annual dinner dance, but during the MD's speech Brenda can contain herself no longer, leaving Malcolm to resign on the spot.

Jill, a friend of Fliss's pays a visit. She's young, sexy and successful and makes Fliss think about her life. Jill persuades Fliss to go to a literary party in her place.

Chris and Fliss feel envious at Gavin's constant spending. He's bought a special bed, and new wallpaper. Gavin says that they can have his old bed, though there's a catch.

The Hawthornes meet their new Lodger - Adrian Lockett.

The Hawthornes' new neighbour turns out to be a croupier.

Why has Adrian got three girls in his bedroom.

Mike prepares to interview applicants for a new landscaping assistant to replace Charlie. Laura decides that she too would like a baby, but the problem is Mike doesn't.

Laura continues the "baby" argument with Mike, and her erratic behavior escalates.

Laura (Judi Dench) unexpectedly returns to England from Brussels. With Michael Williams.

Mike receives a call from Laura, whom he thinks is still Brussels, but Laura has returned to England and is hiding in her sister's broom closet.

Laura receives a shock when she calls on Mike on a business issue and finds a girl in his apartment, clad only in a bath towel.

An invisible wall separates the land of night from the land of day, and Tripitaka finds the task of reuniting night and day very difficult.

Unsuccessful businessman Neil Walsh tries to rebuild his life after being made bankrupt.

A group of terrorists posing as plumbers set up base at a school for the blind. The students remain unaware while the terrorists plan the assassination of a politician.

Mrs Merton's special guests tonight are film director Michael Winner and MP Teresa Gorman.

A group of non-conformists cherish the autonomy their independent newspaper firm offers. However, they are thrust into unforeseen circumstances when a media tycoon enters the scene.

The ghost of a living man brings horror in its wake.

Intergalactic adventures of the space-travelling Moonbase Alpha team. The Alphans discover that Earth life first started on Arkadia.

Secret bank accounts lead to a major blackmail scheme in which murder becomes a part of the game plan.

Two fishermen pick up a psychopathic escaped convict who tells them that he intends to murder them when the ride is over.

Explore the cascades and ravines of the French Alps.

The ghost of a living man brings horror in its wake.

Intergalactic adventures of the space-travelling Moonbase Alpha team. The Alphans discover that Earth life first started on Arkadia.

Georges is dismayed when he accidentally captures El Leon, 'freedom fighter' to the oppressed, 'terrorist' to their oppressors. Can the gang arrange a rescue before he is extradited.

A clever double-cross goes wrong, ending up with Alex in prison and Stephen kidnapped. Manouche is shocked to discover the betrayer.

Andrew Bishop, a cruel man, frames Pamela for murder during a robbery. He also steals a vacuum cleaner, which becomes Jason's key clue to expose him as the true culprit.

Arriving in Venice, Jason finds himself wrongly credited for 'The Stones of Venice'. Facing assassins and a jewel heist, police seek his help.

A mysterious invitation takes Jason to a Capri hotel, redirecting him to a nightclub. A chance encounter with a drunk leads to intrigue.

Game show hosted by Derek Hobson where dogs and their owners compete for money and prizes.

Game show hosted by Derek Hobson where dogs and their owners compete for money and prizes.

Sheila is concerned that her colleague Quentin is suffering some mental health issues, despite her colleagues being oblivious.

Jonathan asks Sheila out, but she has a prior engagement with Joyce, Jonathan takes an old friend out.

Jonathan has developed a friendship with colleague Annie, much to Sheila's irritation, her problems worsen when Remo arrives.

Giles has the idea of playing music during surgery, with the idea of keeping everyone calm.

A box of pethidine goes missing, sending Joyce into a blind panic.

It's the week before Christmas, but the season of goodwill doesn't mean much in a Jewish household and Nan has a couple of run-ins with the landlord.

It's the coldest winter for fifty years, and, whilst Harvey gets cosy with Frieda, Rita is feeling the bite. She has to deal with problems from the headmaster, the salon and Leo.

The Moons are unable to pay for Stanley to go on a school outing but Harvey's pride causes him to turn down financial help.

Harvey feels Stanley is out of control and wants him to move in with him and Freida. But Freida seems to be set on her own career. Rita and Nan face changes in their love lives.

Michael Aspel chats about his long career in TV in this hour-long exclusive.

Hancock starts a new job as a reporter with the local newspaper. But chaos ensues when he reports on a Society wedding.

Two strangers, both married to others, meet in a railroad station and find themselves in a brief but intense affair.

A young hitchhiker, Ginger meets a lonely, middle-aged advertising executive recently divorced. He is inspired by her free-spirited independence while she is drawn to his old-fashioned romanticism.

A social worker tries to break up a ring of crooks who buy newborn babies from teenage mothers and sell them to couples who can't obtain them through legal adoption channels.

During shore leave, Johnny falls for Mora, a mermaid in a sideshow act who believes she murders her lovers on full moon nights. Unconvinced by the confession, Johnny sets off to find out the truth.

Unwind with beautiful aerial shots off Dorset's Jurassic Coast.

Flash faces a battle with Thun and the Lion Men.

Cyrano is a poet, a soldier, and a sad romantic. He's full of love and generosity but his perceived ugliness prevents him engaging with the girl of his dreams.

In Hong Kong, Jason discovers his character altered in a Chinese comic strip. Teaming with nurse Lucy, he confronts editor Sam Finnigan about the changes and their implications.

Laura is still trying to get over Mike's trendy new girlfriend, but a weekend with her parents doesn't help.

Malcolm has started a motorcycle repair business in his mother's garage. Meanwhile, Brenda, Malcolm, Pamela and David enjoy a day at Martin Mere, where Pamela reveals she's pregnant.

Time After Time stars Brian Conley as Kenny Conway, a petty criminal from a family of petty criminals. Who after his release from a spell in prison has resolved to go straight.

While Sonny Drysdale decides he needs to be Pygmalion to Elly's Galatea and remake her from a hillbilly into a woman of society, Granny uses love charms to heat up their relationship.

Join Jack Pegoraro as he takes a nostalgic drive through British automotive history, reviewing iconic classic cars from the past decades.

In September 1071, the Prince of Wales began his Royal Navy career, following tradition. This film explores the college's role in shaping Britain's future naval officers and the heir to the throne.

The lunar colonists adrift in space find themselves caught up in a war between two planets.

Trevor meets a dazzlingly beautiful blonde and buys the wrong records.

An invisible wall separates the land of night from the land of day, and Tripitaka finds the task of reuniting night and day very difficult.

In this episode, Clarke investigates stories of people who were hexed, cursed or bewitched by evil magic that defies logic and rational science.

Alan Whicker looks at the growing plastic surgery industry in California and meets surgeon Dr. Kurt Wagner and his wife Kathy, on whom he has performed several operations.

Working as a humble cobbler, The Optimist is thrown into an international world of crime and classical ballet when a diamond is stolen - the famous Light Fantastic.

Chris is worried that Adrian has fallen in love with his wife.

Daniel is on his half term break, he plans to stay with new flame Nina, trouble is she has complications.

There is a rash of burglaries in the area and the Rhoades' house is robbed and Al's car stereo is stolen. Steve and Marcy buy a guard dog and Al buys a gun, with bad results.

European Crown Prince Peter D'Anatoli becomes an average man to understand his subjects' problems. New York City cop John Burke tracks down his partner's killers - to obtain revenge.

In Hong Kong, Jason discovers his character altered in a Chinese comic strip. Teaming with nurse Lucy, he confronts editor Sam Finnigan about the changes and their implications.

Some Asians in he area are attacked by yobbos, and Mitch's son gets a burst appendix, which brings the wife from whom he has separated back into his life.

Comedy improvisation show that stars John Sessions and guests with the sharp-tongued Clive Anderson as chairman.

There is a rash of burglaries in the area and the Rhoades' house is robbed and Al's car stereo is stolen. Steve and Marcy buy a guard dog and Al buys a gun, with bad results.

Malcolm has started a motorcycle repair business in his mother's garage. Meanwhile, Brenda, Malcolm, Pamela and David enjoy a day at Martin Mere, where Pamela reveals she's pregnant.

Daniel is on his half term break, he plans to stay with new flame Nina, trouble is she has complications.

Chris is worried that Adrian has fallen in love with his wife.

Varied residents of NYC perpetrate murders which do not seem to have any motive. A detective then investigates these cases and witnesses the killers claiming that a divine force told them to do so.

An invisible wall separates the land of night from the land of day, and Tripitaka finds the task of reuniting night and day very difficult.

A married American woman has an affair with an Italian man while visiting relatives in Rome. When she feels guilty, she tries to break off the affair, but agonizes over her decision later on.

Explore the cascades and ravines of the French Alps.

Explore the forests of Northern Thailand.

Explore the forests of Northern Thailand.

After defeating Ming, Flash must now face the dreaded King Kala and his Shark Men.

Custard's scheming involves a garden party.

A crazed scientist invents an invisibility formula. He plans to use the formula to create an army of invisible zombies.

European Crown Prince Peter D'Anatoli becomes an average man to understand his subjects' problems. New York City cop John Burke tracks down his partner's killers - to obtain revenge.

A fabulous gold and ruby swastika could change everyone's fortunes - if they can prevent a ring of thieves from getting their hands on it.

Mike refuses to rent Laura an apartment she can afford.

Malcolm's business has taken off and there's a constant stream of motorbikes at the Stoneway household but not everyone's happy.

When Aunt Sally is sold to a 'Museum of Folk History' in New Zealand, Worzel manages to stow away with her for the long journey Down Under.

Granny and Pearl fall immediately into a competition on who they can get married first, Jethrine or Elly Mae.

A town's corrupt officials think a fool is actually an investigator in disguise.

Jill referees a football match and gets taken in for questioning. Big Al and Little Norm take Jill & Trevor to church.

The once-prosperous land of Codslow is ruled by three animal-strength immortals, and its enslaved people are dying of hunger.

Can a fork be bent by the power of thought alone? What is the truth about mind over matter.

Alan Whicker investigates the aristocracy, talking to rich peers and land-owners, including the Baron of Guiseborough, the Baron of Faversham, Viscount Down, and George Howard (Castle Howard).

On his arrival at a plush London casino, The Optimist discovers that he has become an instant celebrity. What he doesn't know is that he is actually the identical double of the Boss who owns the club.

Adrian borrows' Fliss in order to convince his boss that he's married.

A position has come up at The Whitcliff, and Sheila wants it, a social gathering gives her the chance to pitch for it.

Keith Barron Narrates The Story Of The Mermaid Of Zennor.

The life of a newlywed couple is interrupted by a neighbour.

A fabulous gold and ruby swastika could change everyone's fortunes - if they can prevent a ring of thieves from getting their hands on it.

The party guests begin to realize that they are trapped, but their memories are beginning to fail and confusion is taking over. Then there is another death. But is there really.

Two of the party guests are dead. Who will be next? This is no traditional murder mystery, and Sapphire and Steel cannot agree on who would have a motive to commit this crime.

When Helen's parents decide to stay, she has to decide whether to stay in or come out of the closet. Meanwhile, Sally's becoming more human and George is wearing his best cardie.

Comedy improvisation show that stars John Sessions and guests with the sharp-tongued Clive Anderson as chairman.

Malcolm's business has taken off and there's a constant stream of motorbikes at the Stoneway household but not everyone's happy.

A position has come up at The Whitcliff, and Sheila wants it, a social gathering gives her the chance to pitch for it.