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Tonight's guests are presenter Jonathan Ross and Jeff Banks from The Clothes Show.

Tony hires a marriage bureau when his wife dies from a sudden illness, and is delighted to meet the beautiful Clara. Despite seeming like the perfect wife, Clara is in fact a witch.

This episode looks into one of the most ubiquitous mysteries of our lifetime - reported sightings of "flying saucers.

Sightings and excavations of the giant anaconda, the woolly mammoth and the tale of the De Loys' ape, an unknown primate named after the Swiss geologist who photographed it in 1920.

As the pilgrims continue their journey, Monkey sees that a nearby village is being terrorised by swarms of locusts, and they're coming in their direction.

Mandy has another new job, and Martin is preparing to celebrate his 23rd birthday. Both of them experience fantasies about their situation, only to find that the reality is far less appealing.

Alex gets involved with a visiting Russian and his interpreter who have come to see how the station is run.

Tonight's guests are presenter Jonathan Ross and Jeff Banks from The Clothes Show.

Laura receives a shock when she calls on Mike on a business issue and finds a girl in his apartment, clad only in a bath towel.

A plague called the Purple Death is sweeping across Earth. Ming the Merciless is behind the plague, using spaceships to spread Death Dust in the Earths atmosphere.

There have been several thefts, and Officer Roobarb investigates.

An officer accused of cowardice volunteers to bring back General Custers's body after Little Big Horn.

Game show hosted by Derek Hobson where dogs and their owners compete for money and prizes.

Huck returns to the raft to find that Jim is gone and soon discovers that the Duke and Dauphin have sold Jim to a nearby farm. At the farm he meets Aunt Sally who mistakes him for Tom Sawyer.

Intergalactic adventures of the space-travelling Moonbase Alpha team. Representatives from a dying planet land on the Moon, presenting some members of the Alpha crew with the chance of returning home.

Laura is still trying to get over Mike's trendy new girlfriend, but a weekend with her parents doesn't help.

Pamela and David have moved house and Malcolm is called in as plumbing advisor.

Willis wants to have his birthday party at a friend's house in Harlem, but Mr. Drummond is concerned about going there on a Saturday night.

Roger finally discovers that Jeannie is a genie and steals her bottle. After making him extremely wealthy, NASA has him arrested on suspicion of selling government secrets to foreign countries.

A pilot coming in for landing spies a man on the runway, unable to miss him he is killed. Department S is charged with finding a missing scientist who has perfected an advanced form of brainwashing.

A day in the life of George and Joy Adamson, working in Kenya to help local wardens protect the wildlife. When the poaching activities increase George suspects a long-time friend.

Investigations into mysteries of celestial bodies such as an unknown civilization on Mars, the lost planet Vulcan and the identity of the Star of Bethlehem.

A collection of mysteries in this season finale includes the moving stones of California's Death Valley, entombed toads and ball lightning.

Tenpole Tudor, The Jam & The Wonder Stuff. Richard Latto presents alternative anthems and requests from a music community with attitude.

Willis wants to have his birthday party at a friend's house in Harlem, but Mr. Drummond is concerned about going there on a Saturday night.

Pamela and David have moved house and Malcolm is called in as plumbing advisor.

Roger finally discovers that Jeannie is a genie and steals her bottle. After making him extremely wealthy, NASA has him arrested on suspicion of selling government secrets to foreign countries.

It's the Bundys' 16th wedding anniversary. Al plans to buy Peggy a very fancy watch, but unfortunately, his credit card gets declined. Dare he show up at the party without a present.

Chaney must convince the granddaughter of a dead mobster to turn her grandfather's business documents over to the FBI.

A day in the life of George and Joy Adamson, working in Kenya to help local wardens protect the wildlife. When the poaching activities increase George suspects a long-time friend.

A pilot coming in for landing spies a man on the runway, unable to miss him he is killed. Department S is charged with finding a missing scientist who has perfected an advanced form of brainwashing.

It's the Bundys' 16th wedding anniversary. Al plans to buy Peggy a very fancy watch, but unfortunately, his credit card gets declined. Dare he show up at the party without a present.

Newshound Damien Day deplores fabrication by TV reporters, especially when someone else does it better than him.

Mrs Merton's special guests tonight are film director Michael Winner and MP Teresa Gorman.

A couple lost in the woods stumble across a creepy mansion and its inhabitants - an overly-kind old woman and deadly wolf children that scour the country-side looking for victims.

Investigations into mysteries of celestial bodies such as an unknown civilization on Mars, the lost planet Vulcan and the identity of the Star of Bethlehem.

A collection of mysteries in this season finale includes the moving stones of California's Death Valley, entombed toads and ball lightning.

The Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Buddha's Law invites Tripitaka and his disciples to stay. He tells them how hard it is to control the people who live in the mountains.

Tenpole Tudor, The Jam & The Wonder Stuff. Richard Latto presents alternative anthems and requests from a music community with attitude.

Newshound Damien Day deplores fabrication by TV reporters, especially when someone else does it better than him.

Mrs Merton's special guests tonight are film director Michael Winner and MP Teresa Gorman.

Laura is still trying to get over Mike's trendy new girlfriend, but a weekend with her parents doesn't help.

As the others flee the Power Room, Flash is caught in a struggle with a giant.

Roobarb decides to redecorate with a bit of help.

The rise and rise of the Fabulous Dorsey brothers is charted in this whimsical step down memory lane, Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey play themselves in this vehicle for their excellent music.

Join Jack Pegoraro as he takes a nostalgic drive through British automotive history, reviewing iconic classic cars from the past decades.

Huck continues to pretend that he's Tom when the real Tom arrives and confuses things even more by introducing himself as Sid.

Sir Charles Farnsworth is found dead in his mysterious Farnsworth Castle. He had a clause inserted in his will that his death must be investigated by Sherlock Holmes.

A condemned man scheduled to hang the next day uses his last request to ask Sherlock Holmes to prove his innocence of the murder for which he is about to be executed.

Mike refuses to rent Laura an apartment she can afford.

Malcolm persuades Lucinda to join him birdwatching, but they accidentally meet up with Brenda and Jonathan.

Garrett visits Kimberly's school and takes on its pushy principal with some surprising results.

Roger thinks that two stage magicians are his own two genies.

Nan receives an inheritance; Lou dumps Maggie; Stanley wins a composition prize.

Chaney must convince the granddaughter of a dead mobster to turn her grandfather's business documents over to the FBI.

A new prisoner, Nadia, may have information about the Village that makes an escape attempt possible.

Alan Whicker investigates the aristocracy, talking to rich peers and land-owners, including the Baron of Guiseborough, the Baron of Faversham, Viscount Down, and George Howard (Castle Howard).

In the last part of his series examining modern American trends, Alan Whicker looks at the problems faced by retired people who are fit and active.

Alex Dyke presents an hour of bubblegum pop and cheesy tracks to make you feel good.

Garrett visits Kimberly's school and takes on its pushy principal with some surprising results.

Malcolm persuades Lucinda to join him birdwatching, but they accidentally meet up with Brenda and Jonathan.

Roger thinks that two stage magicians are his own two genies.

The life of a newlywed couple is interrupted by a neighbour.

Join Jack Pegoraro as he takes a nostalgic drive through British automotive history, reviewing iconic classic cars from the past decades.

A new prisoner, Nadia, may have information about the Village that makes an escape attempt possible.

While working undercover as a waitress in a seedy roadside diner connected to a series of truckload heists, Pepper finds herself entangled in an ugly dispute between a couple in her apartment complex.

A day in the life of Matthew shows him playing rock music in the early hours of the morning, and re-enacting movies during the day, along with questionable activities in Mandy's bedroom.

There's bad news for Christianity when the unspeakable Sally Smedley finds God.

Guests tonight are French singer Sacha Distel and Top Gear's presenter, Jeremy Clarkson.

The life of a newlywed couple is interrupted by a neighbour.