U and YESTERDAY

Will and Gus track down a 1980s Austin Metro. It's cheap, it's clean and it's bright yellow - and they have high hopes to treble their money.

Gus and Will want to buy an MGB roadster but the cheaper GT version is the one they find. It's got a few rust patches, and back in the workshop they realise beauty is skin deep.

Will and Gus want to buy a BMW, and Will says he likes the 'feminine' Z3. There's a trade-in up the road which might fit the bill, but it's a high price.

Gus and Will go for the once-maligned Austin Maestro. The car they want to buy has already been sold but the seller has another - his own - on the driveway. Can they do a deal.

Another of Ronnie Barker's array of classic comedy characters. The inimitable Fletch has to help Lennie out after he gets involved in a fight a week before his parole.

Wolfie Smith is a man who leads two lives - one as the self-styled Che Guevara of Tooting, and the other pushing back the tide of domesticity.

Shirley invites Wolfie round to finally meet her parents. Predictably, Dad takes an instant dislike to the young Smith.

Robbie begins a new canal adventure in Wales and encounters towering aqueducts and stunning scenery along the way.

Robbie's journey on the Llangollen Canal takes an unexpected turn when his boat gets stuck in silt and a passing hire boat comes to the rescue.

Robbie Cumming navigates the scenic Oxford Canal onboard Naughty Lass, explores its twists and turns, and helps tow a stranded broken-down boater.

Simon finds out about battles in Sri Lanka, then moves on to Bangladesh, where he hears about the fast-growing industry providing prawns for the West.

Simon travels from Indonesia to Australia, visiting the epicentre of the 2004 tsunami, investigating the trade in illegal pets and meeting a crocodile hunter.

Author and broadcaster Simon Reeve travels around the equator, beginning by visiting African countries including Gabon and Kenya.

This week tells the tale of the two Mercs, but what will the moral of the story be? Plus, the team get stuck into a moddable favourite - a 2006 Ford Fiesta ST.

Derek checks out an abandoned 1985 Renault 4 and an MGB Roadster that hasn't seen the light of day for 36 years, and Jack heads to Rotherham to pick up a pair of rar.

A CBD80 battery-powered loco needs to be hauled 20 miles from a factory in Burton-on-Trent to the heritage Chasewater Railway in Staffordshire.

Derek brings a small army of military hardware to Thornton le Dale including a Studebaker Weasel tracked vehicle and a WWII-era Willys Jeep.