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The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers; tonight's big loser is stuck in a horrible mess after being locked inside a rigged bathroom of horrors.

The guys lend an unhelpful hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose.

Murr, Sal, Joe and Q play a game at the grocery store then take over each other's phones.

The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons and head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers; tonight's loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience and gets scared straight.

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The guys go barefoot for their "Feets of Strength" challenge; Q's Death Chair punishment inspires fear among the Jokers.

A music festival tent-surfer; beer-pong brawlers;a flaming shot goes bad.

Check out 20 of the world's dumbest lovers, including a groom with impulse control issues, a misguided toe-sucker, a lady who's way too fond of her pet possum, and a truly obsessive Julia Roberts fan.

Out of control race car drivers; a trucker who can't out run a train; a DUI detainee with a bladder control problem.

20 of the world's dumbest adrenaline junkies are here. We have a wannabe astronaut taking one giant leap off a roof, a girl who plays chicken with a bull, and a hot-air balloon wedding that hits the ground.

The guys face off as optometrists, they break each others' banks giving bad financial advice, and push outrageous political platforms in a fruitless hunt for votes.

The guys host a taste test with embarrassing survey questions, haggle over priceless pieces of junk at a flea market, and tank as attendants at a gas station.

The guys test fate with the "Wheel of Doom"; Joe and Sal act as mall janitors; dental assistants; Sal faces his fear of cats.

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q try their hands at giving palm readings, manicures, and much more in a humiliating quest to avoid facing the ultimate punishment.

The guys lose sight of social etiquette with strangers in the park, present disastrous timeshare opportunities to future vacationers, and get sneaky with people's pockets in the grocery store.

The guys hug it out with strangers in the park, go head-to-head pitching wacky inventions to confused consumers, and launch a manhunt for their imaginary wives.

The guys paint themselves into a corner teaching an art class, face the dartboard of destiny at a local bar, and tonight's loser stresses out over a Joker home invasion.

Joe, Sal, Q and Murr must think on their feet at a podiatrist's office; burying unusual objects in the park; grocery store race.

The guys promote office safety to stunned employees, and dabble in online dating with humiliating profiles.

The guys are challenged to hold in their laughter during presentations designed to crack them up; when Joe, Sal, and Murr try to gang up on Q, he turns the tables.

The guys strike out with patrons in a bowling alley and try to force-feed unsuspecting diners; a surprise visit by Rosie O'Donnell has tonight's loser seeing double.

The Jokers ask absurd survey questions at the zoo and are forced to whisper sweet nothings to grocery store patrons.

Joe, Sal and Q get creative with French fries; compete to see whose invention will win over a focus group; serve up burgers at the Jersey Shore.

The guys compete to attach the most balloons to unsuspecting grocery shoppers; absurd tasks at a music store; trying to get compliments on some unique outfits.

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Friends and family giving candid interviews include tennis legends Chris Evert and Martina Navratilova, as well as Elton John, Frank Deford, Ilana Kloss, and King's parents, brother and ex-husband Larry King.

An upstart stock-car driver goes to the edge for his manager, his brain-surgeon girlfriend and himself.

A look into the personal growth and fashion evolution of stars from the worlds of sports, culture and fashion.

The guys push their luck with strangers on the beach; the guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers.

The guys put their sword wielding skills to the test; one joker is forced to face a world class athlete.

The guys host a team-building seminar that's definitely not safe for work and then channel their inner Picassos by posing as caricature artists on the boardwalk.

The guys hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers and draw straws at a barbecue joint; tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright while giving the performance of his life.

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Join Cindy Crawford as she talks to real customers about the breakthrough skincare system that keeps them looking their best. Take a trip to the stunning French countryside to see the rare French melon that defies the aging process.

Simplify meal prep with the PowerXL SensiMax. Smart sensing tech delivers perfect blending, chopping, and shredding every time.

Murr appears as an extra in a movie; wrestler Bully Ray's real-life beef with Sal; a feline fiasco halts filming.

Brawling dancers; a rapper who is more a cougher; creepy furniture store commercials.

Questionably brilliant innovations in portable toilets, beer finding technology, weapon storage, and wigs for newborns.

A literal cat burglar caught on tape; a fast food customer who asks for jail time; a naked guy that steals sausages; a woman tries to send a puppy in the mail.

A car cut in half; a bumper-loving pig; the snow plow driver who makes vehicles disappear.

The guys blindly follow each other's humiliating directions at a water park, compete to sell their ridiculous book ideas.

The guys revive some classic jokes at their own expense; they go head-to-head debating nonsense in a humiliating elimination challenge.

The guys get eaten alive leading a business luncheon, and trip over their own feet selling running shoes.

The Jokers lack customer service skills as bumbling bellhops, pitch strange inventions to a confused focus group, and serve lunch with a side of "awkward" when they man a hot dog stand. The guys reach high to surprise tonight's big loser.

The guys strike the wrong chord as music instructors and try to save face in a humiliating focus group face-off.

The guys call it quits with a cringe-worthy public announcement, and act as dinosaur experts with preposterous prehistoric lessons.

The guys meet to talk about their favorite moments; the most uncomfortable, most embarrassing, most humiliating and most outrageous.

The guys fumble through the aisles of a grocery store, and re-gift the kooky contents of a mystery bag; the guys must seek out the chosen one, in an embarrassing needle-in-a-haystack challenge.

Joe, Murr, Sal and Q serve up tasks as deli waiters; deli customers are asked to settle debates; an embarrassing toast leaves everyone speechless.

The guys are forced to look for love in all the wrong places at a singles' event, and make embarrassing calls on strangers' cells; there's no happily-ever-after for tonight's big loser when his storybook ending becomes a humiliating sob story.

Sal, Joe, Murr and Q meet after the show to talk about their favorite moments during the show not to mention the most uncomfortable, most embarrassing, most humiliating and most outrageous.

The guys head to the Lone Star State where they whip up trouble teaching cowboy skills on a ranch, and forget their southern hospitality trying to sell western wear.

The guys give a taste of their awkward customer service at a liquor store, take tickets of humiliation at a deli counter, and try to get signatures to recognize phony holidays.

The guys try to warm up to strangers at a ski lodge; the loser is the surprise entertainer at the wrong party.

John and Nicole pick their favorite past teams to return for a chance at redemption and $25,000.

Fire performers, a rock 'n' roll father-daughter duo and bubbleologists have a chance to traverse three of the most challenging courses in "Wipeout" history to win $25,000.

Forensic scientists, radio DJs and a pair of "Wipeout" legacies face the most challenging course in "Wipeout" history for a chance at $25,000.

Professional basketball action from the NBA.

Ernie Johnson, Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith and Shaquille O'Neal discuss and give analysis of tonight's games, including highlights and interviews.

Kay Adams and a rotating roster of current and former players discuss the biggest storylines in the NFL.

The guys celebrate three years of embarrassing each other; some bonus footage of the guys' favorite moments.

The guys try to keep a straight face as the other Jokers act out bizarre scenes; the guys try to get an embarrassing word in edgewise with strangers at the park.

Serving guests at a sub shop; using memory to get through a series of commands; the loser experiences the painful pangs of parenthood.

John Crestani's tips on legitimate work-from-home business opportunities as well as scams to avoid.

Jordan Rubin health expert and NY Times Best Selling Author, and founder Ancient Nutrition, explains why Multi Collagen is a key to healthy living.

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Sal earns the nickname "Ja'Crispy"; determining how many parents were in on the joke for Q's story time punishment.

A man has it out with his dryer; a llama that doesn't like strangers; a slap fight that becomes a fist fight.

A crack dealer is on the lamb; a high speed chase on the runway; a tornado chaser on the hunt; stunt bikers on the pavement.

Twenty of the dumbest celebrations, complete with fireworks in the bathtub; a drunk diving off an escalator; dinner for one on the subway floor.

Lion trainers under attack; a sexy drum solo; a guy famous for smoking weed.

The guys push all the wrong buttons at a video game store, try to rope rock climbers into repeating a bizarre word and give away tickets to a flop of a show.

The guys try to reach out and touch people at the mall with anything but their hands; the guys must quit their jobs in front of a crowd.

The guys talk ticks, tricks, and antics; see the Jokers' best bloopers, and learn all about the guys' annoying habits that aren't captured on camera.

The guys pitch fabulous and tasty mascot ideas to diehard baseball fans. Then, Joe and Q, break-it-down old-school-style at the mall. And finally, Sal and Murr face-off in a challenge that literally proves neither is book smart.

The guys share secrets with shoppers; the guys get creative in an art store; the big loser heads to the airport with a travel itinerary that would make anyone nauseous.

The guys get themselves into some hairy predicaments at the beauty supply store; a language barrier adds to the awkwardness during a text message challenge in Times Square.

The guys spread the love in a bridal dress shop; then attempt to sway focus groups with fragrance campaigns that truly stink; the big loser wonders if he's too old to get a visit from the tooth fairy.

It's spa day for the Jokers; Sal reveals his secret identity; surprised strangers wish they could have their penny back for sharing their thoughts; the big loser finds himself a little over dressed.

The clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge in the park; tonight's big loser thinks he can sing and dance his way out of his punishment.

The Jokers make some tough calls at a telemarketing agency; the guys' intentions get wishy-washy; Q and Sal tap into their spiritual side; the big loser of the night has his tour dampened by the other Jokers.

Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now; tonight's loser must put his face through the ultimate test during a food presentation.

The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store.

The guys cannonball into an uncomfortable poolside encounter, and convince strangers to press send on their absurd e-mails; tonight's loser presents a shocking senior citizen initiative to a community planning board.

Wayne Gretzky, Liam McHugh, Anson Carter, and Paul Bissonnette present pregame coverage.

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Brandon Marshall takes a walk through his NFL career, where he cemented his legacy as a six-time Pro Bowl wide receiver; Brandon reflects on his time with teams like the New York Giants and Jets, which helped ignite his love for style.

Brandon Steven runs into the goods; Sameh Elamawy battles a bluff with a bigger bluff.

A new lineup of players battle away at $500/$1,000 No-Limit Hold'em; Andrew Robl, Sameh Elamawy, Jennifer Tilly, Justin Gavri and Brandon Steven all return.

After making a great fold to kick off the High Stakes Poker, DoorDash Co-Founder, Stanley Tang, gets involved in a big pot with Sameh Elamawy and wins both run outs.

Kay Adams and a rotating roster of current and former players discuss the biggest storylines in the NFL.

The guys work stadium security and contaminate evidence during a crime scene investigation class; tonight's loser develops multiple personality disorder when opening for Legends in Concert.

The guys team up for a complex guessing game in the park and polish strangers' footwear to an imperfect shine; tonight's loser takes a pounding on the mound at a Brooklyn Cyclone's game.

The guys ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli, and then break the ice with bizarre behavior while selling popsicles; tonight's loser wishes Bingo wasn't his name-o in a humiliating and cringe-worthy punishment.

Joe, Sal, Q and Murr are trying to land a job at a mobile company; the guys head to the ferry where they piggyback one insane gesture on top of another; tonight's loser bears witness to a matrimony that's anything but holy.

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Murr earns wacky nicknames; a classic television character serves as the inspiration for Murr's Dracula punishment.

Crashing everything from golf carts to Segways to snowmobiles to Ferraris.

Burglars in their underwear; jewel thieves who don't know diamonds; robbers with lame disguises.

Lawnmower racers; do-it-yourself dentists; an amateur tattoo removal.

Inventions that will scare and delight including one that cools off those man parts for baby making and a sound system for the dead.

The guys are hit with some bad reception while working behind a desk; the guys head to the park where they ask strangers for advice on their questionable life choice; tonight's big loser is tasked with taking photos of a water aerobics class.

Q, Sal, Murr and Joe use a two-way mirror to get each other to crack; the loser gets taken for a ride that ends at the Statue of Liberty.

Sal, Joe, Murr and Q get stuck in a grocery showdown, beg strangers for questionable quotes, and spew financial tips that are anything but sound; the night's big loser earns a time-out for his outrageous behavior at a kids' play space.

Murr, Sal, Q and Joe serve up the goods at a juice bar, and tonight's loser confronts his biggest fear in a punishment that leaves him practically catatonic.

Sal, Joe, Murr and Q act frosty while working the ice cream counter, taking Joe's dogs for a romp in the park with help from some strangers; the loser watches his blood boil while performing with a gospel choir.

Q, Sal, Murr and Joe compete in a four-way challenge; at a child's art class, a big loser is hit with an on-the-spot punishment.

Murr, Sal, Q and Joe pose as TV execs pitching insane shows; the night's big loser undergoes a psychic reading that puts his real life on the wrong track.

Sal, Murr, Q and Joe convince shoppers to repeat odd catch phrases; going mental as psychoanalysts; the evening's losers perform at a halftime show.

Sal, Q, Joe and Murr pair up in focus group presentations; the night's loser tries to cure the public of a nasty habit - but gets people smoking mad.

Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event.

Murr, Sal, Q and Joe head to Joey Fatone's hot dog joint to dish up weenies; the night's big loser performs a stand-up comedy routine but barely gets out alive.

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q put the nasty in "namaste" when they lead guided meditations; the big loser gets boxed in with a 24-hour punishment.

Sal, Joe, Murr and Q get snap happy posing as photographers; three Jokers are faced with a punishment that's not child's play.

Host Ernie Johnson readies viewers for NBA action.

Professional basketball action from the NBA.

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Ernie Johnson, Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith and Shaquille O'Neal discuss and give analysis of tonight's games, including highlights and interviews.

Kay Adams and a rotating roster of current and former players discuss the biggest storylines in the NFL.

Q, Murr, Sal and Joe kill time in a waiting room by sharing some TMI texts with strangers; they try to sabotage each other at a dating event; the big loser gets a special donation from one of the other Jokers.

Joe, Sal, Q and Murr cruise the food court sending texts to strangers, then throw caution (and groceries) to the wind; tonight's loser is cast as a genie in a play.

Q, Sal, Joe and Murr explain why they've been doused with water at the mall; the big loser plays a pirate but won't find any rum in his cup.

Murr, Sal, Joe and Q beg shoppers to hold on to a weird item and then teach tech to seniors; the loser reveals his embarrassing digital life to his dad.

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A gym owner helps prevent Joe from getting punched in the nose during his stare-down punishment.

Bums fighting over a bike tire; a naked guy using a guitar as a weapon; rappers that box worse than they rap.

Searching the video universe for the most idiotic pranksters imaginable.

A hung over hang glider; BMX klutzes; commentary from Tony Harding, Danny Bonaduce and Daniel Baldwin.

Gun-toting men in thongs; a girl whose lap dance goes south; a guy with a hot dog trick you have to see to believe.

Gluing phones to faces, faking pregnancies, and pranking the ultimate April Fool.

Crushing melons with thighs; dance routine.

The guys square off in a toy-pitching competition; the big loser must quiet down patrons in a food court.

Joe, Murr, Sal and Q take time to smell the roses while strangers wonder what stinks; the guys pair up to double dip; the loser goes underground to save his family but ends up battling an undead enemy.

Q, Murr, Joe and Sal get drenched at a water park, and play a wild round of TP basketball at a grocery store; the loser strikes out while jockeying for a ball from New York Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard.Guests: Noah Syndergaard..

Joe, Sal, Q and Murr dodge shakedowns with the help of some strangers and then get handsy in a parking lot; a clip bait battle takes place in the park and the loser has a run-in at a party.

Sal, Murr, Joe and Q survey employees with odd questions; tonight's loser unveils a mural in a small town whose residents react with big-city rage.

Sal, Murr, Q and Joe climb to the Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, then "wet" their appetites at a bagel shop; the evening's loser takes a run across the Brooklyn Bridge that is anything but inspiring.

Murr, Sal, Joe, and Q enlist shoppers to help them avoid a rogue security guard; the big loser faces the wrath of a crowd of rockers.

Q, Sal, Murr and Joe compete in a focus group face-off, convincing people that their TV show ideas are the best; the losers stand to get run out of town when they reveal their financial mismanagement plan to charity donors.

Murr, Joe, Q and Sal return to the dentist's office, then try to make each other laugh in a food court tournament; the big loser strips for a rowdy group of ladies.

Sal, Murr, Joe and Q don absurd disguises to trick unsuspecting receptionists, then try to convince strangers to sign off on some unusual emails; the big loser turns a harmless dance class into a dance with danger.

Coverage of the women's professional 3-on-3 basketball league.

Coverage of the women's professional 3-on-3 basketball league.

Pro Football Hall of Famer Michael Strahan has proven to be a true renaissance man, excelling in sports, entertainment and fashion; he opens up about his journey to becoming one of the most dominant defensive ends in NFL history.

Brandon Marshall takes a walk through his NFL career, where he cemented his legacy as a six-time Pro Bowl wide receiver; Brandon reflects on his time with teams like the New York Giants and Jets, which helped ignite his love for style.

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.

Kay Adams and a rotating roster of current and former players discuss the biggest storylines in the NFL.

Sal, Joe, Murr and Q take a spin in a motorized chair, hoping the kindness of strangers will keep them on track; the night's big loser walks away bruised and battered after being forced to clear some tables in an unusual way.

Joe, Murr, Sal and Q skirt the law while posing as receptionists, then go fishing at an unlikely locale; the night's big losers attempt to give one unlucky customer the deal of a lifetime.

Murr, Joe and Sal pitch toys that should be kept away from tots, face off at a market, and see spots at the mall; the big loser sticks his nose where it does not belong.

Joe, Murr, Q and Sal run a surprise challenge; a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet; advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers; the night's loser looks for a new do, but not for himself.

Celebrities help count down 20 cases of dumb criminals caught on tape; celebrities include Danny Bonaduce, Leif Garrett, Tonya Harding and Todd Bridges.

The shenanigans of people who have been partying too much; drunk tank strippers; DUI "bridezilla" in her wedding dress; drunken bear; naked horse race; drunken Captain America.

Dumb criminals caught on tape. Celebrity commentators include Danny Bonaduce, Leif Garrett, Tonya Harding and Todd Bridges.

Dimwitted thrill seekers harm themselves in creative ways; dung-diving sports fan; downhill couch race; kayaking off a cliff; dirt skiing; man versus marlin; Richard Branson leaps off the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.

Contests including donkey racing, tuna tossing and toe wrestling are featured.

A woman breaks into a candy shop to steal as much fudge as her cheeks can carry; a cat-napper holds his own mother's pet for ransom; a knucklehead tries to cash a stolen check for $360 billion.

Counting down 20 pointless contests, including sex doll river rafting, a beauty pageant for female prisoners and sumo wrestlers trying to make babies cry; celebrity commentators include Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges and Tonya Harding.

A limo tries to outrun police in reverse; a judge who is not sober; a driver tries to get his car under an 18-wheeler; celebrity commentators include Danny Bonaduce; Leif Garrett, Tonya Harding, Todd Bridges and Gary Busey.

The guys teach a crash course in sorry behavior, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread surprisingly good news at the mall; tonight's loser has his hands tied when a day at the park turns into a frightful mess.

The guys give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park; tonight's big loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest while clowning around at a kid's birthday party.

A look at all the hilarity that was left on the cutting room floor; from unaired challenges to behind the scenes antics, the guys wax poetic about their favorite never-before-seen moments and give their fans a unique look behind the curtain.

The guys take over New Orleans, as they steal sips from strangers' drinks at a famous bar, spin the Wheel of Voo-Doom on Bourbon Street, and crash some horse and buggy rides; tonight's loser turns into a legendary swamp monster.

The guys ask strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view and give classless lessons about real estate.

The guys get extra cheesy at a pizza parlor, then head to Wall Street where they ask strangers to help translate bizarre text messages in Spanish; trapped in a haunted house, a nightmare comes to life for tonight's big loser.

The guys take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop and convince strangers to hand over their cell phones; tonight's big loser sacrifices his childhood for a punishment three months in the making.

The guys pose as unreceptive receptionists, then head to a world famous wax museum; tonight's losers are taken on a chopper ride from hell.

The guys pose employees at a copy center, then conduct bizarre exit interviews for moviegoers; tonight's big loser becomes the least popular guy at the party.

The guys conduct focus groups where they try to sell illogical inventions and clash with shoppers at a shoe store.

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play a game of copycat at the park while babysitting children who are being told what to do and say by the other guys; catch and release battle at the supermarket.

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items, then go head-to-head to see who can cling the longest to a stranger's car; the Joker makes a room full of enemies at an auction house.

Coverage of the women's professional 3-on-3 basketball league.

Coverage of the women's professional 3-on-3 basketball league.

The Jokers come in hot and correct rude behavior but not before adding an unusual fee to customers' bills; one of them couldn't wrap his mind around winning, so he must wrap his legs around something else.

The Jokers are at Raising Cane's, and following that, asking for help to carry some furniture; one of them will be strapped to a speeding race car for his punishment.

The guys pose as inhospitable restaurant hosts, then beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers; the longest punishment in the show's history.

The guys pose as cranky NY cab drivers, then solicit undeserved congrats in the park; tonight's loser is sheriff of an old Nevada town.

Hayley takes Roger to a meditation center and he quickly becomes one of the world's leading authorities on meditation; Stan and Steve are taught the art of making sushi.

Stan is embarrassed when a painting of Francine's genitals, done by a famous artist, is unveiled at the museum; Steve's libido is compromised after seeing the portrait.

Stan gets upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announced they're trying to have a baby; Steve and Klaus join a drug gang.

Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again; Steve secretly signs Snot up for a makeover.

The Smith's rescue Steve after he's kidnapped and taken to the North Pole, where Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones needed for an ancient ritual.

Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing; Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on planes, but gets upset when another stewardess ends up being funnier than him.

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school; Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering '90s bands.

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car when Stan refuses to pay for life-saving surgery; Steve and his friends prank Roger, who then terrorizes them for revenge.

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a super villain to incite Stan to be more seductive; Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge.

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the arena football team to stop playing; Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver to pay him back for her gambling debts.

Dumb competitions include unicycle football, geriatric scooter races, bra unfastening and flatulence; celebrity commentators include Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges, Tonya Harding and Leif Garrett.