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Mel surprises Joe at his college reunion, pretending to be his girlfriend after discovering he's embarrassed about his life.

Adam tries to protect his brother's feelings when a client doesn't want Don to attend a big meeting; Andi panders to Mrs. Rodriguez to ensure Emme gets the best teacher for first grade.

Colleen participates in a holiday tradition with John and his buddies from the Air Force; Joan wants to hijack Lark's first Christmas; Tyler reveals his plans for college.

Heather and Tim find a couple they like, but their kids don't get along; Greg wants Jen to take a different flight; Matt's ex-wife shows up unannounced.

Evan's friends are wowed by Eddie's coolness when he starts hanging out with them, making Evan feel like a complete nerd; Louis and Jessica become convinced that Grandma is being scammed by an internet lothario.

Eddie ships off to Taiwan for the cultural exchange program and ends up separated from his group with no money and next-to-no language skills; the Huangs adjust to life without Eddie.

Dre spirals after finding out his white co-worker Griffin has a better sneaker collection than him; Bow lets Diane take a day off from school against Pops' advice.