Comedy

When an artist Elaine stopped dating because of his weight is admitted for surgery, Elaine asks Jerry to pose as her new boyfriend. However, his is now thin and her romantic interest is rekindled.

Jerry and Elaine are bothered by a valet's body odour. Meanwhile, George discovers some surprising news about Susan.

A new make-up artist puts a spring in Alan's step and a blast from his past returns to make amends.

Alan embarks on a high-octane SAS training mission while Rosie joins the team in the studio.

As Jamie's thirtieth birthday approaches she's certain Paul has a surprise party planned. Paul, however, has something else in mind.

Though Paul suspects it's a scam, he and Jamie accompany Ira and Fran on an all expenses paid trip to Atlantic City. However, Paul soon finds out the source of their free trip.

Michael is sent on a business trip to Canada and brings Oscar and Andy along with him. There he meets a beautiful woman. Oscar and Andy bond over some drinks.

Michael tries to frame Toby after he discovers he's back working in the office. Someone makes a big mess in the microwave at the office and won't clean it up. Jim buys his parents' house.

With a $4,300 surplus to spend, the workers fight amongst themselves in order to get what they want. Andy and Angela go to Schrute Farms to work on wedding plans.

Jack leaves his class unattended, causing a student injury and landing him in "teacher jail." A union rep targets Durbin, and students are excited for a substitute, until they get Helen.

Jack sends his students on a revenge mission, while Helen, Principal Durbin's secretary, relentlessly pressures Jack to bake for the annual bake sale.

An unemployed Jamie is envious of Paul, whose work is something he loves to do. Meanwhile, Paul feels betrayed by his producer Lou, who is still tampering with Paul's latest labour of love.

Paul mediates a spat between Jamie and her woeful, unemployed sister Lisa, after Lisa's psychologist publishes a case-study book in which her patient holds Jamie partially responsible for her sad-sack life.

JD, Elliot and Turk find themselves alone in the hospital for the night shift and, for the first time, face responsibilities without supervision.

Dr Kelso will sponsor one the medical students with a trip to a medical conference in Reno if they present an interesting case, which causes a rush of all sorts of cases to become interesting.

JD insists that Carla should open up to him and share a little bit more about herself. When she finally starts to do that, JD screws it up by telling Turk he thinks she's crazy.

While examining Grace for symptoms of the flu, the doctor takes a look at Fran's throat and immediately orders her to the hospital to have her tonsils removed.

The entire Sheffield clan, including CC and Fran, spend the weekend vacationing at Fran's parents house when a blizzard closes the airports and maroons them in Queens.

Maxwell's sister Jocelyn gets engaged to Nigel, the Duke of Salisbury, but the wedding seems ill-fated after Fran discovers that Jocelyn is really in love with her chauffeur, Lester.

When Al refuses to pay the phone bill, believing he's been overcharged, he decides to take on the phone company, despite the fact that his entire family refuses to join the battle.

When his driver's license expires, Al's only wheels are those on a bicycle until he can pass the DMV test.

When Peggy's old high school rival challenges her to a family bowl-off, Peggy is determined to win - with the help of an "adopted" Bundy, ringer Steve Rhoades.

When Doug's boss sees what a comedian he is, he asks him to "roast" him at his banquet. However, Doug finds that he is not as funny as he first thought.

When Doug learns that Carrie is buying him clothing from The Big and Tall Shop, he is now determined to lose weight.

When Carrie spends a night out with her colleagues, she finds out that they are more successful then she is. Carrie tries to juggle work, family and now school to be more successful.

The Devil comes to collect on a deal Jim made with him years ago when he was courting Cheryl - that he would give up his fifth child if the Devil would make Cheryl fall in love with him.

Cheryl finally snaps from loss of sleep after being up all night with the twins, so Jim has to take care of the children. When he realizes Jonathan's special Christmas snowman blankie has gone missing, he immediately blames the older kids.

Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, leading Cheryl to overload Jim with holiday shopping and decorating ideas. Completely bored with her one-sided conversations, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a replacement best friend.

Martin goes back to work as a security guard, and reflects on his last day as a cop, when he was shot.

Frasier tries to change his co-workers' image of him as a snob by throwing a huge party for the entire station; Roz dates a garbageman; Niles recalls his childhood memories with Daphne.

Frasier throws a Halloween party but nobody recognises his costume. Niles dresses as Martin, Daphne as Elton John, Martin as Joe DiMaggio, and Roz as Wonder Woman.

Jerry and George narrowly avoid a public stoning after George parks his father's car in a handicapped spot.

While Jerry and George await news of the future of their pilot, Kramer lobbies to play himself in the show.

As everyone arrives to watch the completed pilot episode on TV, Kramer announces his success in curing constipation. Guest star: Teri Hatcher.

While examining Grace for symptoms of the flu, the doctor takes a look at Fran's throat and immediately orders her to the hospital to have her tonsils removed.

The entire Sheffield clan, including CC and Fran, spend the weekend vacationing at Fran's parents house when a blizzard closes the airports and maroons them in Queens.

Maxwell's sister Jocelyn gets engaged to Nigel, the Duke of Salisbury, but the wedding seems ill-fated after Fran discovers that Jocelyn is really in love with her chauffeur, Lester.

Martin goes back to work as a security guard, and reflects on his last day as a cop, when he was shot.

Frasier tries to change his co-workers' image of him as a snob by throwing a huge party for the entire station; Roz dates a garbageman; Niles recalls his childhood memories with Daphne.

Frasier throws a Halloween party but nobody recognises his costume. Niles dresses as Martin, Daphne as Elton John, Martin as Joe DiMaggio, and Roz as Wonder Woman.

When Doug's boss sees what a comedian he is, he asks him to "roast" him at his banquet. However, Doug finds that he is not as funny as he first thought.

When Doug learns that Carrie is buying him clothing from The Big and Tall Shop, he is now determined to lose weight.

When Carrie spends a night out with her colleagues, she finds out that they are more successful then she is. Carrie tries to juggle work, family and now school to be more successful.

The Devil comes to collect on a deal Jim made with him years ago when he was courting Cheryl - that he would give up his fifth child if the Devil would make Cheryl fall in love with him.

Cheryl finally snaps from loss of sleep after being up all night with the twins, so Jim has to take care of the children. When he realizes Jonathan's special Christmas snowman blankie has gone missing, he immediately blames the older kids.

Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, leading Cheryl to overload Jim with holiday shopping and decorating ideas. Completely bored with her one-sided conversations, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a replacement best friend.

JD, Elliot and Turk find themselves alone in the hospital for the night shift and, for the first time, face responsibilities without supervision.

Jake and Amy convince the Captain to let them work a case together involving a new street drug, but their new relationship gets in the way.

Terry's wife goes into labour sooner than expected. An Internet outage forces Charles and Amy to process all paperwork by hand, and Holt has an encounter with an ex-boyfriend.

In an attempt to solve an international case, Jake and Rosa are forced to work with a pair of Swedish cops and things get very competitive, very quickly.

JD has been living in a hotel since the roof on his apartment collapsed, Elliot is trying to adjust to working at a new hospital and Turk and Carla spend their free time trying to make a baby.

As the new attending physician, JD tries to build a relationship with his interns. Elliot's fellowship goes sour, and she finds herself confiding in loose-lipped Carla.

JD is worried about turning 30, Turk's patient wants him to perform her appendectomy under hypnosis instead of anaesthesia and Turk and Carla are losing patience with JD living with them.

Niles takes up a sword to fence for Maris's honour after a caller to Frasier's show gives Frasier the idea that Maris is having an affair with her fencing instructor.

On Bebe's advice, Frasier stages a sick-out to get a pay raise.

Frasier and Niles open their own restaurant, Les Freres Heureux (The Happy Brothers). But when opening night arrives, nothing goes to plan.

Al arranges for an aerobics studio to open next to the shoe store.

The family tries to console Kelly when Buck dies.

On the party for their eleventh anniversary, Doug and Carrie get a portrait of the two of them from Deacon and Kelly. They dislike it so much they stage a fake robbery to get rid of it.

While they're having dinner at a restaurant, a man who's in the wigs business tells Doug that Carrie's hair is worth $3000.

It'd Doug's 40th birthday and Carrie wonders if Doug should be doing more with his life, so he decides he wants to ride a roller coaster that he was too afraid to ride when he was a kid.

Jake, Charles and Gina are involved in a real-life Die Hard situation while off-duty on Christmas Eve, and Terry must leave his family celebration to try and save his squad.

Charles' ex-wife tries to interfere with his relationship with Genevieve; Amy asks Terry for a recommendation letter; Holt and Rosa turn to Gina for help with a case.

Captain Holt and Jake contract the mumps during an investigation and decide to be quarantined together. Rosa tries to help Boyle mourn and Terry cleans up Hitchcock and Scully's mess.

On Dana's wedding day, Jim accidentally knocks the family's favourite reverend unconscious with the car door, so he has to scramble to find a replacement preacher at the last minute.

Centered around a macho everyman, his loving wife, and their three precocious children.

Centered around a macho everyman, his loving wife, and their three precocious children.

Carla vehemently objects when Anthony, her 16-year-old son, requests her permission to marry Annie, his high-school sweetheart.

Diane dreams that "Andy Andy" has escaped form a mental institution and is coming to kill her. But when she wakes from her nightmare, "Andy Andy" shows up at the bar to ask a favor.

Sam loans Diane $500 to buy a book autographed by Ernest Hemmingway. She later gives the book to Sam as collateral until she pays back the loan, but Sam accidentally destroys it.

Martin's birthday finds everyone in a bad mood, and a citywide power outage does nothing to soothe jangled nerves.

Frasier clashes with Kate, the new station manager, so she banishes his program to the 2:00 am shift.

When Frasier and Niles decides to share office space, the fighting becomes more than they can bear. Niles thinks a therapist might be the answer, but how does the therapist feel about it?

Al and his friends turn No Ma'am into a tax-exempt church.

Kelly accidentally invents a baldness cure with some unusual side effects.

Al suffers public scorn when Peggy is declared a hero for taking out a pickpocket.

It turns out Doug and Kelly have more in common and they start doing more things together. So do Deacon and Carrie.

Carrie has to go build houses in Hartford for work while Doug wants to watch Planet of the Apes all weekend with her. He follows her to Harford and finds out she had a change of plans.

Carrie's work has her mentor a troubled teen, but when actually hanging out with the teen, Carrie begins to become more pressured into her old misbehaving self.

On Dana's wedding day, Jim accidentally knocks the family's favourite reverend unconscious with the car door, so he has to scramble to find a replacement preacher at the last minute.

Centered around a macho everyman, his loving wife, and their three precocious children.

Centered around a macho everyman, his loving wife, and their three precocious children.

Carla vehemently objects when Anthony, her 16-year-old son, requests her permission to marry Annie, his high-school sweetheart.

Diane dreams that "Andy Andy" has escaped form a mental institution and is coming to kill her. But when she wakes from her nightmare, "Andy Andy" shows up at the bar to ask a favor.

Sam loans Diane $500 to buy a book autographed by Ernest Hemmingway. She later gives the book to Sam as collateral until she pays back the loan, but Sam accidentally destroys it.

Martin's birthday finds everyone in a bad mood, and a citywide power outage does nothing to soothe jangled nerves.

Frasier clashes with Kate, the new station manager, so she banishes his program to the 2:00 am shift.

When Frasier and Niles decides to share office space, the fighting becomes more than they can bear. Niles thinks a therapist might be the answer, but how does the therapist feel about it?

Al and his friends turn No Ma'am into a tax-exempt church.

Kelly accidentally invents a baldness cure with some unusual side effects.

Al suffers public scorn when Peggy is declared a hero for taking out a pickpocket.

On Dana's wedding day, Jim accidentally knocks the family's favourite reverend unconscious with the car door, so he has to scramble to find a replacement preacher at the last minute.

Centered around a macho everyman, his loving wife, and their three precocious children.

Centered around a macho everyman, his loving wife, and their three precocious children.

It turns out Doug and Kelly have more in common and they start doing more things together. So do Deacon and Carrie.

Carrie has to go build houses in Hartford for work while Doug wants to watch Planet of the Apes all weekend with her. He follows her to Harford and finds out she had a change of plans.

Carrie's work has her mentor a troubled teen, but when actually hanging out with the teen, Carrie begins to become more pressured into her old misbehaving self.

Jake, Charles and Gina are involved in a real-life Die Hard situation while off-duty on Christmas Eve, and Terry must leave his family celebration to try and save his squad.

Charles' ex-wife tries to interfere with his relationship with Genevieve; Amy asks Terry for a recommendation letter; Holt and Rosa turn to Gina for help with a case.

Captain Holt and Jake contract the mumps during an investigation and decide to be quarantined together. Rosa tries to help Boyle mourn and Terry cleans up Hitchcock and Scully's mess.

JD is asked to introduce Dr Kelso at an awards dinner, so has to come up with some nice things to say about him. JD, Turk and Carla try to get Elliot's job at the hospital reinstated, despite her protests.

Dr Cox's born-again-Christian sister Paige comes to visit for her nephew's baptism. Meanwhile, Turk and Carla experience relationship turbulence while they continue their attempts to conceive a child.

JD mistakes an elderly woman's happiness as her wish to stop the treatment for a fatal illness, and Turk and Elliot struggle to find the cause of a patient's body pain.

Martin's birthday finds everyone in a bad mood, and a citywide power outage does nothing to soothe jangled nerves.

Frasier clashes with Kate, the new station manager, so she banishes his program to the 2:00 am shift.

When Frasier and Niles decides to share office space, the fighting becomes more than they can bear. Niles thinks a therapist might be the answer, but how does the therapist feel about it?

Kelly accidentally invents a baldness cure with some unusual side effects.

Al suffers public scorn when Peggy is declared a hero for taking out a pickpocket.

It turns out Doug and Kelly have more in common and they start doing more things together. So do Deacon and Carrie.

Carrie has to go build houses in Hartford for work while Doug wants to watch Planet of the Apes all weekend with her. He follows her to Harford and finds out she had a change of plans.

Carrie's work has her mentor a troubled teen, but when actually hanging out with the teen, Carrie begins to become more pressured into her old misbehaving self.

Over the weekend, Paul and Jamie are stranded without cash or credit when their charge cards are confiscated after a computer glitch mistakenly confuses him with another Paul Buchman who recently passed away.

Paul's absence makes Jamie's heart grow fonder when he is hired to shoot a documentary in Chicago for six weeks, and only able to fly home to New York on the weekends.

Elliot sleeps with a handsome doctor she hardly knows and soon becomes the hospital tramp. She quickly sees the good side of it when people approach her for advice.

JD's brother is in town and quickly lays his charms on Elliot. JD tries to prevent anything from happening between them and realises that it's only because he's ashamed of his brother.

All the male doctors are euphoric with the visit of Julie Keaton - except for Dr Cox, who still believes in treating patients for their best health instead of trying to get some attention.

C.C encourages Grace to go on a playdate with a critic's son in order to get him to like Maxwell's new show, but problems arise after Fran hits the obnoxious child with a baguette.

Fran's nightmare high school gym teacher has a new job - as Maggie's instructor - and Fran goes back to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final.

C.C's father invites her to a Barbra Streisand concert in an attempt to bond with his daughter, but after C.C declines, her father invites Fran to the concert which makes C.C jealous.

When Steve returns from a river rafting trip, Marcy refuses to let him back into the house until he shaves his newly-grown beard, and he's forced to seek refuge with the Bundys.

Al is too busy scheming to get Peggy thrown off their neighbourhood baseball team to notice that Kelly is about to be tattooed with the name of her latest boyfriend.

When Bud brings a beautiful, homeless young woman to stay with the Bundys, Al and the rest of the neighbourhood guys begin acting like sex-crazed teenagers.

While Doug's company is in strict negotiations, he decides to buy a brand new SUV. When Carrie finds out, she demands him to take it back. At this time, IPS has gone on strike.

It is week two of the IPS strike, and Doug still has not gotten a job. To get back on his feet, his sister Stephanie gets him a substitute teacher job at her school.

Carrie and Kelly, fed up with their husbands laziness, decide to have Arthur, Doug, and Deacon spend the day together. Their plan backfires, because the three become uncontrollable delinquents.

Jim and his band win a contest, providing them with the opportunity to play for child pop sensation Jami McFame. When the tiny diva releases her intimidating ego, Jim tries to set her straight.

Jim convinces Andy to propose to his girlfriend, Emily, before he loses her. But when Jim catches Emily having dinner with another man, he questions the wisdom of his own advice.

Jim, in a last ditch effort to earn money for Christmas gifts for his five kids, lands his twins in a role in a movie opposite Steve Guttenberg. When Cheryl learns the plot Jim has devised, she's against it.

An accident destroys Martin's favourite chair and leaves a nasty stain on the carpet. Meanwhile, Niles gives piano lessons to the not-so-talented Daphne.

Frasier celebrates his 2000th radio broadcast and has tapes of every broadcast, except one. His quest to replace it borders on obsession, sending him spiralling into depression.

Frasier and Niles compete to see some rare wine, owned by a rich relative of Kirby's girlfriend. Meanwhile, Martin must wear a blood pressure monitor.

George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator." Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms.

Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous puffy shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on NBC news. Guest stars Wendall Meldrum.

After his glasses are stolen at the health club, George vows to find the thief as Kramer suggests he see a friend for a hefty discount.

C.C encourages Grace to go on a playdate with a critic's son in order to get him to like Maxwell's new show, but problems arise after Fran hits the obnoxious child with a baguette.

Fran's nightmare high school gym teacher has a new job - as Maggie's instructor - and Fran goes back to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final.

C.C's father invites her to a Barbra Streisand concert in an attempt to bond with his daughter, but after C.C declines, her father invites Fran to the concert which makes C.C jealous.

An accident destroys Martin's favourite chair and leaves a nasty stain on the carpet. Meanwhile, Niles gives piano lessons to the not-so-talented Daphne.

Frasier celebrates his 2000th radio broadcast and has tapes of every broadcast, except one. His quest to replace it borders on obsession, sending him spiralling into depression.

Frasier and Niles compete to see some rare wine, owned by a rich relative of Kirby's girlfriend. Meanwhile, Martin must wear a blood pressure monitor.

While Doug's company is in strict negotiations, he decides to buy a brand new SUV. When Carrie finds out, she demands him to take it back. At this time, IPS has gone on strike.

It is week two of the IPS strike, and Doug still has not gotten a job. To get back on his feet, his sister Stephanie gets him a substitute teacher job at her school.

Carrie and Kelly, fed up with their husbands laziness, decide to have Arthur, Doug, and Deacon spend the day together. Their plan backfires, because the three become uncontrollable delinquents.

Jim and his band win a contest, providing them with the opportunity to play for child pop sensation Jami McFame. When the tiny diva releases her intimidating ego, Jim tries to set her straight.

Jim convinces Andy to propose to his girlfriend, Emily, before he loses her. But when Jim catches Emily having dinner with another man, he questions the wisdom of his own advice.

Jim, in a last ditch effort to earn money for Christmas gifts for his five kids, lands his twins in a role in a movie opposite Steve Guttenberg. When Cheryl learns the plot Jim has devised, she's against it.

Elliot sleeps with a handsome doctor she hardly knows and soon becomes the hospital tramp. She quickly sees the good side of it when people approach her for advice.

JD's brother is in town and quickly lays his charms on Elliot. JD tries to prevent anything from happening between them and realises that it's only because he's ashamed of his brother.

All the male doctors are euphoric with the visit of Julie Keaton - except for Dr Cox, who still believes in treating patients for their best health instead of trying to get some attention.

George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator." Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms.

Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous puffy shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on NBC news. Guest stars Wendall Meldrum.

After his glasses are stolen at the health club, George vows to find the thief as Kramer suggests he see a friend for a hefty discount.

A special regal edition sees a member of the royal family welcomed to the studio.

Deep in Nazi Germany, Jackson, Pierre and Tucker have been working undercover in Adolf Hitler's favourite bar, the Black Dog, waiting for the perfect chance to knock off the big man, and end the Second World War.

Over the weekend, Paul and Jamie are stranded without cash or credit when their charge cards are confiscated after a computer glitch mistakenly confuses him with another Paul Buchman who recently passed away.

Paul's absence makes Jamie's heart grow fonder when he is hired to shoot a documentary in Chicago for six weeks, and only able to fly home to New York on the weekends.

When Dwight's unannounced fire safety drill gives Stanley a heart attack, Michael decides the office needs help with stress relief.

After fearing too much stress in his employees, Michael organises a roast of himself in the warehouse - one which ends up hurting him more than helping others.

Michael gets sent around to other Dunder Mifflin branches to explain Scranton's success. Dwight and Jim, the new heads of the party planning committee, forget Kelly's birthday.

Jack pretends to care about a student's son after being attracted to his mother at a conference. Meanwhile, a group of parents complains to Principal Durbin over controversial art from Mary's class.

Jack is offered a book deal by Miles' publisher, a chance to escape Toledo. Meanwhile, Durbin sparks an emotional firestorm revealing who Mary chose as her emergency contact.

When Fran confides in Jamie that she thinks she might be pregnant and Ira tells Paul he may be about to become a father, neither of them makes the connection it might be the same baby.

Ira asks Paul to invest in a new virtual reality system. Despite Jamie telling him not to, Paul invests $5,000 after meeting a virtual Christie Brinkley.

JD and Turk are going through some financial problems. In an effort to save some money, they start to steal stuff from the hospital, such as toilet paper and pudding.

Ever since her father cut her off financially, Elliot's been feeling the weight of the world on her back.

Elliot still doesn't have a place to live. She experiments crashing at the hospital for one night, only to be fully reprehended by Dr Kelso.

Fran must choose whether to stay with the Sheffields or not when her ex-boyfriend Danny returns, and proposes to Fran.

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

Maxwell dates Fran's doppelganger and Brighton has problems with junior high.

When Santa Claus is scheduled to parachute into the new shopping mall but crash-lands in the Bundy's backyard instead, Al pinch-hits for old Saint Nick.

When Al and Steve become obsessed with collecting baseball cards, Peggy and Marcy dig out their old Barbie dolls and re-live their childhood fantasies.

Al and Steve stare danger in the face when they decide to exterminate a pesky field mouse without the aid of professional help.

Doug, Carrie and Arthur are thinking about the first Thanksgiving they (and Arthur's second wife Lily) spent together.

When Kelly's great aunt dies, both Deacon and she have to go to Chicago and they have no one to watch their two kids, so Doug and Carrie offer to watch them while they're gone.

When Arthur goes to Carrie's work he is offered a job there, which really begins to irritate her. Doug competes to be Mr May for IPS but Deacon is in the way of him getting it.

Andy and Jim are excited to have a 'guys only' weekend at Andy's fiancee's cabin in the woods. However Emily breaks up with Andy via text message, and then the guys encounter her depressed ex-husband in the cabin.

When Jim runs into an old flame, Victoria, who happens to be the owner of a new restaurant, he becomes convinced she wants him back. But when Jim discovers she wants to date Andy, his ego is bruised and he has a tough time letting go.

When Jim realizes that Cheryl has taken a strong interest in yoga with a male instructor she raves about, he becomes jealous and tries to figure what the hype is all about.

Frasier gets an annoying new agent in the middle of a competition between him and a rival radio broadcaster.

After Frasier witnesses Martin get chewed out by his boss, Frasier feels obligated to say something on his behalf. However, it only serves to make things worse.

When Daphne and Niles decide to move in with each other, Daphne's mother and Simon arrive on a surprise visit. Daphne and Niles decide to put off moving in together until her visiting relatives are gone.

Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexpected sniffle could be drug related.

Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform.

As Jerry eyes a beautiful official at a U.S. Open tennis match, George goes to buy some more sunblock and, stopping for a quick hot fudge sundae, unknowingly becomes the butt of a television commentator's jokes.

Fran must choose whether to stay with the Sheffields or not when her ex-boyfriend Danny returns, and proposes to Fran.

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.