Comedy

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to pool their money in a contest of self-denial. Meanwhile, an excited Elaine looks forward to her date with John Kennedy Jr.

On a flight home, Jerry parties in first class with a beautiful woman while Elaine suffers in a cramped coach seat next to a fat man.

Alan and the team host a special episode dedicated to the memory of a popular broadcaster; one man's loss is another's opportunity.

Alan and Jennie sink their teeth into the pressing issues of aggressive Scottishness, vegetarianism, and corporal punishment.

Because of Paul's heavy workload, he and Jamie look forward to a long-postponed romantic night alone, but their little passion play is continually interrupted.

When Paul's father is hospitalised with a suspected heart attack, Paul's mum is left home alone. In an effort to improve their relationship, Jamie volunteers for her and Paul to keep her company and spend the night.

Michael wants a huge celebration for Toby's farewell, which Angela refuses to organize, so Phyllis takes over the party planning committee. Meanwhile, Dwight and Meredith haze the new HR woman.

Michael wants a huge celebration for Toby's farewell, which Angela refuses to organise, so Phyllis takes over the party planning committee. Meanwhile, Dwight and Meredith haze the new HR woman.

The summer activities of the Dunder Mifflin staff are highlighted, including an inter-branch weight loss competition and following Pam at the Pratt Art School.

Liz is still trying to conceive naturally but has not ruled out adoption. Jack joins forces with Devon Banks in a plot against Kaylie Hooper to become CEO of Kabletown.

Liz goes with Jack to Florida so he can deal with his late mother's estate. Once there, they discover Jack's mother may have been in a relationship.

Paul and Jamie decide to head out for dinner, but it's not long before Paul's venting about his meddlesome new producer, and Jamie about her rude credit-grabbing boss.

Jamie struggles with all the free time her new found unemployment has left her with. She tries reading, cooking, Italian lessons, but only succeeds in driving Paul up the wall.

JD, Elliott and Turk are assigned to evaluate new medical students and Dr Cox develops a crush for Turk's intern, Kristen.

JD must learn to handle a verbally abusive patient while Dr Cox's love-life spirals out of control. Elliott and Turk discover Dr Kelso's mysterious musical past.

The interns see themselves in a different light after a visit from their parents.

Niles has to pose as Fran's husband when her relatives come to visit.

Fran accidentally kills Grace's imaginary friend.

Fran spends her first Christmas with the Sheffields.

Marcy turns into a nervous wreck when an extremely seductive Al keeps popping up in her dreams.

When Gary, the jetset owner of the shoe store where Al works is in a near-fatal plane crash, Al decides that it's time to get some recognition from his boss or quit his job.

Al must choose between honouring commitments to his kids or attending the final bash at his beloved hamburger joint, where he really wants to be.

Doug and Carrie make new friends and are afraid if their other friends, Deacon and Kelly, are moving in on them. Arthur gets a shipment of his old favourite, salty cereal.

Arthur's 75th birthday is coming up and Doug and Carrie decide to throw him a surprise party, but the night is ruined when two of the invited guests start fighting and Arthur goes missing.

Though he has promised Carrie to go to the theatre, Doug goes to Atlantic City with Deacon to gamble.

Without Cheryl's knowledge, and while she is still in Florida, Jim seizes the opportunity to transform the garage into a cigar lounge and donates all of the kids' old furniture and clothes to charity.

Jim is forced to host Gracie's doll themed birthday party while a pregnant Cheryl is on bed rest. But when Gracie tells Jim she only agreed to a doll party to please Cheryl, Jim turns a girly tea party into a wild squirt gun fight.

Jim takes advantage of Cheryl's memory lapses during her pregnancy to build a man cave in the basement instead of a kid's room.

Daphne returns with a surprising explanation for her recent weight gain. Meanwhile, Roz writes a children's book based on a story her mother used to tell her.

Daphne attempts to prove to Niles she has psychic visions and Frasier is ego-stricken when he discovers that Roz is having an affair with his mentor.

Frasier takes interest in a charming woman named Claire, who he meets in a store line. However, Claire turns out to be a friend of Lana's.

Elaine is mortified when she accidentally reveals a bit too much decolletage on her Christmas card, which she has sent to everyone she knows.

A comedy of errors kicks in when Jerry is frustrated in his attempts to squeeze in two comedy appearances on opposite sides of town while shadowed by a pesky fellow comedian.

Jerry takes pity on a poor foreigner whose important immigration papers were mistakenly left in his unopened mail box.

Niles has to pose as Fran's husband when her relatives come to visit.

Fran accidentally kills Grace's imaginary friend.

Fran spends her first Christmas with the Sheffields.

Daphne returns with a surprising explanation for her recent weight gain. Meanwhile, Roz writes a children's book based on a story her mother used to tell her.

Daphne attempts to prove to Niles she has psychic visions and Frasier is ego-stricken when he discovers that Roz is having an affair with his mentor.

Frasier takes interest in a charming woman named Claire, who he meets in a store line. However, Claire turns out to be a friend of Lana's.

Doug and Carrie make new friends and are afraid if their other friends, Deacon and Kelly, are moving in on them. Arthur gets a shipment of his old favourite, salty cereal.

Arthur's 75th birthday is coming up and Doug and Carrie decide to throw him a surprise party, but the night is ruined when two of the invited guests start fighting and Arthur goes missing.

Though he has promised Carrie to go to the theatre, Doug goes to Atlantic City with Deacon to gamble.

Without Cheryl's knowledge, and while she is still in Florida, Jim seizes the opportunity to transform the garage into a cigar lounge and donates all of the kids' old furniture and clothes to charity.

Jim is forced to host Gracie's doll themed birthday party while a pregnant Cheryl is on bed rest. But when Gracie tells Jim she only agreed to a doll party to please Cheryl, Jim turns a girly tea party into a wild squirt gun fight.

Jim takes advantage of Cheryl's memory lapses during her pregnancy to build a man cave in the basement instead of a kid's room.

JD, Elliott and Turk are assigned to evaluate new medical students and Dr Cox develops a crush for Turk's intern, Kristen.

JD's exposure to a serious disease compromises his relationships with patients, while Elliot reconsiders her new relationship.

A series of mix-ups at the lab cause JD to question the test results of Dr Cox's ex-brother-in-law.

Jerry and George scramble to keep their feeble idea for a TV series alive when they meet with a sceptical TV executive who catches them eyeing his daughter's cleavage.

When an eavesdropping college reporter mistakenly prints that Jerry and George are intimate long-time companions, Jerry vainly works overtime to prove his straightness.

Good Samaritans Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort and assist senior citizens in their homes. Guest stars Tobin Bell.

Alan struggles to deal with some of the toughest challenges on live television; Alan calls on Simon Denton to step up.

Now the main man on BBC magazine show `This Time', Alan Partridge is thrillingly in his depth.

As Paul prepares to film a Halloween parade, Jamie is surprised to find he agreed to babysit their nephew, Jed. After deciding that childcare isn't their forte, Jamie takes 10-year-old Jed trick or treating.

With Lisa and Ira both contemplating new relationships Paul and Jamie debate about what brought them together. Was it fate or was it chance?

Following a burglary at Dunder Mifflin on the night of his third date with Holly, Michael organises an auction to replace what was stolen.

Michael helps Holly move following her transfer. Meanwhile, Pam discovers people at corporate are less enthused about Halloween than she is, and Dwight agitates Andrew by applying to Cornell.

The annual customer survey holds shocking news for Dwight and Jim, and Jim and Pam make the most of their Bluetooth-enabled phones.

Liz and Jack try to settle into their new lives without TGS.

Jack uses his students for revenge on his rival, while Principal Durbin struggles to rein in Jack's actions.

As Jamie's thirtieth birthday approaches she's certain Paul has a surprise party planned. Paul, however, has something else in mind.

Though Paul suspects it's a scam, he and Jamie accompany Ira and Fran on an all expenses paid trip to Atlantic City. However, Paul soon finds out the source of their free trip.

JD and Dr Cox react differently to the news of Ben's illness, Turk learns he is the number two intern and Elliot gets an opportunity to critique Dr Kelso's work.

The interns finally become full-fledged doctors, but Jordan's visit puts a damper on the celebration.

Relationships between the staff of Sacred Heart Hospital have been shaken since Jordan's revelations.

Fran and Maxwell clash over Grace's school pageant.

Chloe Simpson, a 1960s supermodel, re-enters ex-flame Maxwell's life, turning the Sheffield household upside down.

Fran thinks Maxwell treats his children unfairly when Maggie is not allowed to go to a makeout party, but Brighton is encouraged after kissing a relative of Fran's.

When Buck has his way with half the female dogs in the neighborhood, leaving behind a wake of "stupid and ugly puppies," Peg insists that Al have Buck neutered.

When Peggy, Marcy and the neighbourhood girls drop in on a male strip joint, Marcy loses more than her innocence.

When Peggy, Marcy and the neighbourhood girls drop in on a male strip joint, Marcy loses more than her innocence.

When a colleague has gotten flowers (which she initially thought were for her), Carrie is disappointed and Doug tries to show his romantic side.

Doug sees an RV and decides he wants to buy one for his and Carrie's vacation, however Carrie is planning a trip to Paris. So in deciding where to go, they flip a coin.

When Doug does the voice of a new co-worker, he feels that Carrie will only listen to him if he does the voice. Doug now wonders if Carrie is still attracted to him.

Andy is convinced Emily is going to break up with him since his former girlfriends all left him after they'd dated him exactly six weeks.

A very pregnant Cheryl, still on bed rest, wants to have game night, playing a game at which she never loses - but Dana knows she cheats.

Jim is creating a long list of chores for Cheryl to take over from him when she's off bed rest, but Dana tells him that the doctor ordered Cheryl stay in bed until she goes into labour.

Frasier is torn about whether Claire or Lana is right for him, and asks everybody under the sun about what he should do.

Still trying to decide whether to date Claire or Lana, Frasier is confronted by Diane and Lilith in a dream sequence.

A woman who is a wealthy business executive and a patient of Niles' has a crush on him, causing Daphne to become jealous. Meanwhile, Frasier and Martin try to catch a cricket loose in the apartment.

Jerry is shocked when Elaine claims that his new girlfriend has implants. Worried she might be right, Jerry asks Elaine to investigate.

When an artist Elaine stopped dating because of his weight is admitted for surgery, Elaine asks Jerry to pose as her new boyfriend. However, his is now thin and her romantic interest is rekindled.

Jerry and Elaine are bothered by a valet's body odour. Meanwhile, George discovers some surprising news about Susan.

Fran and Maxwell clash over Grace's school pageant.

Chloe Simpson, a 1960s supermodel, re-enters ex-flame Maxwell's life, turning the Sheffield household upside down.

Fran thinks Maxwell treats his children unfairly when Maggie is not allowed to go to a makeout party, but Brighton is encouraged after kissing a relative of Fran's.

Frasier is torn about whether Claire or Lana is right for him, and asks everybody under the sun about what he should do.

Still trying to decide whether to date Claire or Lana, Frasier is confronted by Diane and Lilith in a dream sequence.

A woman who is a wealthy business executive and a patient of Niles' has a crush on him, causing Daphne to become jealous. Meanwhile, Frasier and Martin try to catch a cricket loose in the apartment.

When a colleague has gotten flowers (which she initially thought were for her), Carrie is disappointed and Doug tries to show his romantic side.

Doug sees an RV and decides he wants to buy one for his and Carrie's vacation, however Carrie is planning a trip to Paris. So in deciding where to go, they flip a coin.

When Doug does the voice of a new co-worker, he feels that Carrie will only listen to him if he does the voice. Doug now wonders if Carrie is still attracted to him.

Andy is convinced Emily is going to break up with him since his former girlfriends all left him after they'd dated him exactly six weeks.

A very pregnant Cheryl, still on bed rest, wants to have game night, playing a game at which she never loses - but Dana knows she cheats.

Jim is creating a long list of chores for Cheryl to take over from him when she's off bed rest, but Dana tells him that the doctor ordered Cheryl stay in bed until she goes into labour.

JD and Dr Cox react differently to the news of Ben's illness, Turk learns he is the number two intern and Elliot gets an opportunity to critique Dr Kelso's work.

The interns finally become full-fledged doctors, but Jordan's visit puts a damper on the celebration.

Relationships between the staff of Sacred Heart Hospital have been shaken since Jordan's revelations.

Jerry is shocked when Elaine claims that his new girlfriend has implants. Worried she might be right, Jerry asks Elaine to investigate.

When an artist Elaine stopped dating because of his weight is admitted for surgery, Elaine asks Jerry to pose as her new boyfriend. However, his is now thin and her romantic interest is rekindled.

Jerry and Elaine are bothered by a valet's body odour. Meanwhile, George discovers some surprising news about Susan.

A new make-up artist puts a spring in Alan's step and a blast from his past returns to make amends.

Alan embarks on a high-octane SAS training mission while Rosie joins the team in the studio.

As Jamie's thirtieth birthday approaches she's certain Paul has a surprise party planned. Paul, however, has something else in mind.

Though Paul suspects it's a scam, he and Jamie accompany Ira and Fran on an all expenses paid trip to Atlantic City. However, Paul soon finds out the source of their free trip.

Michael is sent on a business trip to Canada and brings Oscar and Andy along with him. There he meets a beautiful woman. Oscar and Andy bond over some drinks.

Michael tries to frame Toby after he discovers he's back working in the office. Someone makes a big mess in the microwave at the office and won't clean it up. Jim buys his parents' house.

With a $4,300 surplus to spend, the workers fight amongst themselves in order to get what they want. Andy and Angela go to Schrute Farms to work on wedding plans.

Jack leaves his class unattended, causing a student injury and landing him in "teacher jail." A union rep targets Durbin, and students are excited for a substitute, until they get Helen.

Jack sends his students on a revenge mission, while Helen, Principal Durbin's secretary, relentlessly pressures Jack to bake for the annual bake sale.

An unemployed Jamie is envious of Paul, whose work is something he loves to do. Meanwhile, Paul feels betrayed by his producer Lou, who is still tampering with Paul's latest labour of love.

Paul mediates a spat between Jamie and her woeful, unemployed sister Lisa, after Lisa's psychologist publishes a case-study book in which her patient holds Jamie partially responsible for her sad-sack life.

JD, Elliot and Turk find themselves alone in the hospital for the night shift and, for the first time, face responsibilities without supervision.

Dr Kelso will sponsor one the medical students with a trip to a medical conference in Reno if they present an interesting case, which causes a rush of all sorts of cases to become interesting.

JD insists that Carla should open up to him and share a little bit more about herself. When she finally starts to do that, JD screws it up by telling Turk he thinks she's crazy.

While examining Grace for symptoms of the flu, the doctor takes a look at Fran's throat and immediately orders her to the hospital to have her tonsils removed.

The entire Sheffield clan, including CC and Fran, spend the weekend vacationing at Fran's parents house when a blizzard closes the airports and maroons them in Queens.

Maxwell's sister Jocelyn gets engaged to Nigel, the Duke of Salisbury, but the wedding seems ill-fated after Fran discovers that Jocelyn is really in love with her chauffeur, Lester.

When Al refuses to pay the phone bill, believing he's been overcharged, he decides to take on the phone company, despite the fact that his entire family refuses to join the battle.

When his driver's license expires, Al's only wheels are those on a bicycle until he can pass the DMV test.

When Peggy's old high school rival challenges her to a family bowl-off, Peggy is determined to win - with the help of an "adopted" Bundy, ringer Steve Rhoades.

When Doug's boss sees what a comedian he is, he asks him to "roast" him at his banquet. However, Doug finds that he is not as funny as he first thought.

When Doug learns that Carrie is buying him clothing from The Big and Tall Shop, he is now determined to lose weight.

When Carrie spends a night out with her colleagues, she finds out that they are more successful then she is. Carrie tries to juggle work, family and now school to be more successful.

The Devil comes to collect on a deal Jim made with him years ago when he was courting Cheryl - that he would give up his fifth child if the Devil would make Cheryl fall in love with him.

Cheryl finally snaps from loss of sleep after being up all night with the twins, so Jim has to take care of the children. When he realizes Jonathan's special Christmas snowman blankie has gone missing, he immediately blames the older kids.

Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, leading Cheryl to overload Jim with holiday shopping and decorating ideas. Completely bored with her one-sided conversations, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a replacement best friend.

Martin goes back to work as a security guard, and reflects on his last day as a cop, when he was shot.

Frasier tries to change his co-workers' image of him as a snob by throwing a huge party for the entire station; Roz dates a garbageman; Niles recalls his childhood memories with Daphne.

Frasier throws a Halloween party but nobody recognises his costume. Niles dresses as Martin, Daphne as Elton John, Martin as Joe DiMaggio, and Roz as Wonder Woman.

Jerry and George narrowly avoid a public stoning after George parks his father's car in a handicapped spot.

While Jerry and George await news of the future of their pilot, Kramer lobbies to play himself in the show.

As everyone arrives to watch the completed pilot episode on TV, Kramer announces his success in curing constipation. Guest star: Teri Hatcher.

While examining Grace for symptoms of the flu, the doctor takes a look at Fran's throat and immediately orders her to the hospital to have her tonsils removed.

The entire Sheffield clan, including CC and Fran, spend the weekend vacationing at Fran's parents house when a blizzard closes the airports and maroons them in Queens.

Maxwell's sister Jocelyn gets engaged to Nigel, the Duke of Salisbury, but the wedding seems ill-fated after Fran discovers that Jocelyn is really in love with her chauffeur, Lester.

Martin goes back to work as a security guard, and reflects on his last day as a cop, when he was shot.

Frasier tries to change his co-workers' image of him as a snob by throwing a huge party for the entire station; Roz dates a garbageman; Niles recalls his childhood memories with Daphne.

Frasier throws a Halloween party but nobody recognises his costume. Niles dresses as Martin, Daphne as Elton John, Martin as Joe DiMaggio, and Roz as Wonder Woman.

When Doug's boss sees what a comedian he is, he asks him to "roast" him at his banquet. However, Doug finds that he is not as funny as he first thought.

When Doug learns that Carrie is buying him clothing from The Big and Tall Shop, he is now determined to lose weight.

When Carrie spends a night out with her colleagues, she finds out that they are more successful then she is. Carrie tries to juggle work, family and now school to be more successful.

The Devil comes to collect on a deal Jim made with him years ago when he was courting Cheryl - that he would give up his fifth child if the Devil would make Cheryl fall in love with him.

Cheryl finally snaps from loss of sleep after being up all night with the twins, so Jim has to take care of the children. When he realizes Jonathan's special Christmas snowman blankie has gone missing, he immediately blames the older kids.

Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, leading Cheryl to overload Jim with holiday shopping and decorating ideas. Completely bored with her one-sided conversations, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a replacement best friend.

JD, Elliot and Turk find themselves alone in the hospital for the night shift and, for the first time, face responsibilities without supervision.

Jake and Amy convince the Captain to let them work a case together involving a new street drug, but their new relationship gets in the way.

Terry's wife goes into labour sooner than expected. An Internet outage forces Charles and Amy to process all paperwork by hand, and Holt has an encounter with an ex-boyfriend.

In an attempt to solve an international case, Jake and Rosa are forced to work with a pair of Swedish cops and things get very competitive, very quickly.

JD has been living in a hotel since the roof on his apartment collapsed, Elliot is trying to adjust to working at a new hospital and Turk and Carla spend their free time trying to make a baby.

As the new attending physician, JD tries to build a relationship with his interns. Elliot's fellowship goes sour, and she finds herself confiding in loose-lipped Carla.

JD is worried about turning 30, Turk's patient wants him to perform her appendectomy under hypnosis instead of anaesthesia and Turk and Carla are losing patience with JD living with them.

Niles takes up a sword to fence for Maris's honour after a caller to Frasier's show gives Frasier the idea that Maris is having an affair with her fencing instructor.

On Bebe's advice, Frasier stages a sick-out to get a pay raise.

Frasier and Niles open their own restaurant, Les Freres Heureux (The Happy Brothers). But when opening night arrives, nothing goes to plan.

Al arranges for an aerobics studio to open next to the shoe store.

The family tries to console Kelly when Buck dies.

On the party for their eleventh anniversary, Doug and Carrie get a portrait of the two of them from Deacon and Kelly. They dislike it so much they stage a fake robbery to get rid of it.

While they're having dinner at a restaurant, a man who's in the wigs business tells Doug that Carrie's hair is worth $3000.

It'd Doug's 40th birthday and Carrie wonders if Doug should be doing more with his life, so he decides he wants to ride a roller coaster that he was too afraid to ride when he was a kid.

Jake, Charles and Gina are involved in a real-life Die Hard situation while off-duty on Christmas Eve, and Terry must leave his family celebration to try and save his squad.

Charles' ex-wife tries to interfere with his relationship with Genevieve; Amy asks Terry for a recommendation letter; Holt and Rosa turn to Gina for help with a case.

Captain Holt and Jake contract the mumps during an investigation and decide to be quarantined together. Rosa tries to help Boyle mourn and Terry cleans up Hitchcock and Scully's mess.

On Dana's wedding day, Jim accidentally knocks the family's favourite reverend unconscious with the car door, so he has to scramble to find a replacement preacher at the last minute.

Centered around a macho everyman, his loving wife, and their three precocious children.

Centered around a macho everyman, his loving wife, and their three precocious children.

Carla vehemently objects when Anthony, her 16-year-old son, requests her permission to marry Annie, his high-school sweetheart.

Diane dreams that "Andy Andy" has escaped form a mental institution and is coming to kill her. But when she wakes from her nightmare, "Andy Andy" shows up at the bar to ask a favor.

Sam loans Diane $500 to buy a book autographed by Ernest Hemmingway. She later gives the book to Sam as collateral until she pays back the loan, but Sam accidentally destroys it.

Martin's birthday finds everyone in a bad mood, and a citywide power outage does nothing to soothe jangled nerves.

Frasier clashes with Kate, the new station manager, so she banishes his program to the 2:00 am shift.

When Frasier and Niles decides to share office space, the fighting becomes more than they can bear. Niles thinks a therapist might be the answer, but how does the therapist feel about it?

Al and his friends turn No Ma'am into a tax-exempt church.

Kelly accidentally invents a baldness cure with some unusual side effects.

Al suffers public scorn when Peggy is declared a hero for taking out a pickpocket.

It turns out Doug and Kelly have more in common and they start doing more things together. So do Deacon and Carrie.

Carrie has to go build houses in Hartford for work while Doug wants to watch Planet of the Apes all weekend with her. He follows her to Harford and finds out she had a change of plans.

Carrie's work has her mentor a troubled teen, but when actually hanging out with the teen, Carrie begins to become more pressured into her old misbehaving self.

On Dana's wedding day, Jim accidentally knocks the family's favourite reverend unconscious with the car door, so he has to scramble to find a replacement preacher at the last minute.

Centered around a macho everyman, his loving wife, and their three precocious children.

Centered around a macho everyman, his loving wife, and their three precocious children.

Carla vehemently objects when Anthony, her 16-year-old son, requests her permission to marry Annie, his high-school sweetheart.

Diane dreams that "Andy Andy" has escaped form a mental institution and is coming to kill her. But when she wakes from her nightmare, "Andy Andy" shows up at the bar to ask a favor.