2026-03-15 00:10 Are You Being Served? Captain Peacock has problems with a loudmouth from another department. A boxing match seems to be the only solution. 00:45 Fawlty Towers Basil Fawlty's pretentious snobbery leads him to encourage a somewhat classier clientele to Fawlty Towers, and Lord Melbury's arrival is right up his street. 01:20 As Time Goes By Lionel unexpectedly receives a letter from ex-wife Margaret. When he and Jean meet with her, Margaret is far from the frumpy woman Lionel remembers. 01:55 Dad's Army When the chief warden is bombed out of his headquarters, he secures permission to use Captain Mainwaring's office as a temporary HQ. 02:30 Spartacus The slave Spartacus leads a violent revolt against the decadent Roman Empire. 05:35 Horse Feathers Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff is the new head of a failing college. He learns his only hope of continuing his tenure is by turning the losing football side into one that can beat rivals Darwin College. 06:45 Carry On... Up the Khyber The group portray Scottish soldiers who encounter a native uprising in India in 1895. 08:13 Mission: Impossible Dana and Paris infiltrate an international drug ring headed by a ruthless man (Sal Mineo); guests Dana Elcar, Robert Alda. 09:03 The Brady Bunch Bobby lies to his friends by telling them he knows NFL legend Joe Namath. So Cindy sends a bogus letter to Namath stating that Bobby is dying and that his last wish is to meet the football star. 09:30 Hogan's Heroes Hogan and his men start an avalanche to stop a panzer division. 09:55 Hogan's Heroes Hogan becomes the partner of a beautiful underground agent when he and his men team up with the underground to destroy a guided missile battery. 10:20 M*A*S*H Korean orphans lift everyone's Christmas spirits, although Hawkeye and BJ try to keep alive a mortally wounded soldier long enough so he won't die on Christmas. 10:45 M*A*S*H The New Year's Eve festivities encourage the staff to look back at the past year and find new forms of entertainment. 11:10 Are You Being Served? Captain Peacock has problems with a loudmouth from another department. A boxing match seems to be the only solution. 11:40 The Twilight Zone A reporter stumbles into a peaceful town where miracles seem to occur due to technology and the townsfolk won't let him leave. 12:30 Jeopardy! The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format. 12:55 Star Trek The crew of the Enterprise struggle to cope with a planet of imitative people who have modelled their society on 1920s gangsters. 13:55 The Brady Bunch Peter meets a schoolmate who looks and sounds exactly like him. When Peter finds he has two dates for the same night, he hatches a plan to use his doppelganger to stand in for him. 14:30 Get Smart The day before his wedding, Max meets Dr Madre, who has a KAOS map to a uranium mine. Max unknowingly drinks the map, which will appear on his chest, but only if he remains standing for 48 hours. 15:00 Hogan's Heroes Hogan must destroy an anti-aircraft defence system designed by a beautiful Englishwoman who defected to Germany. 15:30 Murder, She Wrote When Jessica's friend Norma asks her to come to Gila Junction, Jessica is roped into helping Norma investigate a possible conspiracy, while a rumoured treasure may have led to a murder. 16:25 M*A*S*H While a search goes on for the dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a combat case of hysterical paralysis. 16:55 M*A*S*H Radar vanishes a lamb meant for a Greek festival and Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier. 17:25 Porridge A broken ankle provides Fletcher with a break in the hospital. Blanco, convinced Fletcher is going to die, gives him a map showing the whereabouts of money that was stolen from him. 18:00 Raid on Rommel In 1942, in Libya, a German-speaking British Intelligence officer uses former British POWs, some dressed in German uniforms, to fulfil a secret sabotage mission inside German-captured Tobruk. 19:40 The Brady Bunch Peter meets a schoolmate who looks and sounds exactly like him. When Peter finds he has two dates for the same night, he hatches a plan to use his doppelganger to stand in for him. 20:10 Murder, She Wrote When Jessica's friend Norma asks her to come to Gila Junction, Jessica is roped into helping Norma investigate a possible conspiracy, while a rumoured treasure may have led to a murder. 21:05 Mission: Impossible Phelps concocts a scheme to convince a young prince (Barry Williams) that a trusted adviser is plotting to assassinate him. 22:00 Star Trek The crew of the Enterprise struggle to cope with a planet of imitative people who have modelled their society on 1920s gangsters. 23:00 The Twilight Zone On June 25, 1964, three Army National Guard soldiers on maneuvers near the Little Big Horn battle site find themselves unwittingly involved in Custer's Last Stand. 23:30 Hogan's Heroes Hogan must destroy an anti-aircraft defence system designed by a beautiful Englishwoman who defected to Germany.
2026-03-16 00:00 M*A*S*H While a search goes on for the dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a combat case of hysterical paralysis. 00:30 M*A*S*H Radar vanishes a lamb meant for a Greek festival and Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier. 01:00 Jeopardy! The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format. 01:25 Last of the Summer Wine Pearl tells Nelly she is certain that Howard will forget her birthday. 02:00 To the Manor Born An itinerant worker whom Audrey has helped with employment in years past arrives to ask work from Richard. He is disinclined to make the offer, but Audrey reminds him of his manorial duties. 02:35 Bullitt An all guts, no glory San Francisco cop becomes determined to find the underworld kingpin that killed the witness in his protection. 04:30 The Twilight Zone On June 25, 1964, three Army National Guard soldiers on maneuvers near the Little Big Horn battle site find themselves unwittingly involved in Custer's Last Stand. 05:00 Murder, She Wrote When Jessica's friend Norma asks her to come to Gila Junction, Jessica is roped into helping Norma investigate a possible conspiracy, while a rumoured treasure may have led to a murder. 05:55 Mission: Impossible Phelps concocts a scheme to convince a young prince (Barry Williams) that a trusted adviser is plotting to assassinate him. 06:45 The Brady Bunch Peter meets a schoolmate who looks and sounds exactly like him. When Peter finds he has two dates for the same night, he hatches a plan to use his doppelganger to stand in for him. 07:15 Get Smart The day before his wedding, Max meets Dr Madre, who has a KAOS map to a uranium mine. Max unknowingly drinks the map, which will appear on his chest, but only if he remains standing for 48 hours. 07:40 Hogan's Heroes Hogan must destroy an anti-aircraft defence system designed by a beautiful Englishwoman who defected to Germany. 08:05 M*A*S*H While a search goes on for the dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a combat case of hysterical paralysis. 08:30 Raid on Rommel In 1942, in Libya, a German-speaking British Intelligence officer uses former British POWs, some dressed in German uniforms, to fulfil a secret sabotage mission inside German-captured Tobruk. 10:10 Bullitt An all guts, no glory San Francisco cop becomes determined to find the underworld kingpin that killed the witness in his protection. 12:00 The Twilight Zone On June 25, 1964, three Army National Guard soldiers on maneuvers near the Little Big Horn battle site find themselves unwittingly involved in Custer's Last Stand. 12:30 Jeopardy! The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format. 12:55 Star Trek The Enterprise encounter a gigantic energy-draining space organism that threatens the galaxy. 13:55 The Brady Bunch When an FBI agent makes a visit to check Mike's security clearance, Bobby and Oliver both become convinced that Mike is working on some plans for a top secret project. 14:30 Get Smart Max goes to a Hong Kong tailor (Hong Kong Tailors - We Duplicate Anything!) to pick up a new secret weapon, but all the tailor gives him is a blue blazer. To make matters worse, it's not even Max's size. 15:00 Hogan's Heroes The Italian officer who studied under Klink helps Hogan photograph an air base. 15:30 Murder, She Wrote A haunted spirit and antique smugglers are just a few challenges Jessica faces on her Irish vacation. 16:25 M*A*S*H With bombs falling on the 4077th, the work continues and Frank is driven by jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips. 16:55 M*A*S*H The bulletin board and the PA announcements cue the camp's activities - a lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic cookout. 17:25 Porridge Lennie Godber takes up boxing, enters the prison championships and is soon the favourite to win. But Fletch, tries to rig the match so he doesn't. 18:00 Dad's Army British villagers rally in their own confusion, ready to repel a World War II invasion. 19:40 The Brady Bunch When an FBI agent makes a visit to check Mike's security clearance, Bobby and Oliver both become convinced that Mike is working on some plans for a top secret project. 20:10 Murder, She Wrote A haunted spirit and antique smugglers are just a few challenges Jessica faces on her Irish vacation. 21:05 Mission: Impossible Phelps and Barney try illusion to convince a ruthless dictator's aides he is no longer fit to rule; guest Antoinette Bower. 22:00 Star Trek The Enterprise encounter a gigantic energy-draining space organism that threatens the galaxy. 23:00 The Twilight Zone An aging married man convinces his brother to inject him with a youth serum. 23:30 Hogan's Heroes The Italian officer who studied under Klink helps Hogan photograph an air base.
2026-03-17 00:00 M*A*S*H With bombs falling on the 4077th, the work continues and Frank is driven by jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips. 00:30 M*A*S*H The bulletin board and the PA announcements cue the camp's activities - a lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic cookout. 01:00 Jeopardy! The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format. 01:25 Last of the Summer Wine Hobbo and the team help Toby win back his ex-wife's affections; Glenda helps Morton find a woman. 02:00 To the Manor Born Audrey and Marjory spearhead a campaign to save the hedgerows from Richard's plans to modernise the farm and there are rumours that a prominent local person will be on the New Year's Honours list. 02:35 The Professionals Four soldiers of fortune are hired by an American millionaire to rescue his beautiful young Mexican wife, kidnapped by a Mexican guerrilla leader following the 1917 Mexican Revolution. 04:35 The Twilight Zone An aging married man convinces his brother to inject him with a youth serum. 05:05 Murder, She Wrote A haunted spirit and antique smugglers are just a few challenges Jessica faces on her Irish vacation. 05:55 Mission: Impossible Phelps and Barney try illusion to convince a ruthless dictator's aides he is no longer fit to rule; guest Antoinette Bower. 06:45 Get Smart Max goes to a Hong Kong tailor (Hong Kong Tailors - We Duplicate Anything!) to pick up a new secret weapon, but all the tailor gives him is a blue blazer. To make matters worse, it's not even Max's size. 07:10 Hogan's Heroes The Italian officer who studied under Klink helps Hogan photograph an air base. 07:35 M*A*S*H With bombs falling on the 4077th, the work continues and Frank is driven by jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips. 08:00 M*A*S*H The bulletin board and the PA announcements cue the camp's activities - a lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic cookout. 08:25 Dad's Army British villagers rally in their own confusion, ready to repel a World War II invasion. 10:00 The Professionals Four soldiers of fortune are hired by an American millionaire to rescue his beautiful young Mexican wife, kidnapped by a Mexican guerrilla leader following the 1917 Mexican Revolution. 12:00 The Twilight Zone An aging married man convinces his brother to inject him with a youth serum. 12:30 Jeopardy! The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format. 12:55 Star Trek Peaceful, primitive peoples get caught up in the struggle between superpowers, with Kirk unhappily trying to restore the balance of power disrupted by the Klingons. 13:55 The Brady Bunch Marcia plants a bogus story in her diary to trap the snooping Cindy, which leads Cindy to believe a talent scout wants her to be the next Shirley Temple. 14:30 Get Smart While Max and the Chief are involved in a gunfight with KAOS, 99 is preparing dinner at home for Max. While being domestic, she spends time talking with her new neighbour, Naomi Farkas. 15:00 Hogan's Heroes Hogan's men plan to surprise him for his birthday by blowing up an ammunition dump. 15:30 Murder, She Wrote Jessica is trapped in the dungeon of an ancient Irish castle, but uses her ingenuity to get rescued and find the treasure and a murderer. 16:25 M*A*S*H Dr Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. But being so close to the front causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time: when a patient needs the transplant. 16:55 M*A*S*H Hawkeye hits Frank, and Hot Lips sees him do it. It takes a cry of "Rape!" from a lady colonel to change her mind about what she saw. 17:25 Porridge After a capsule containing pills that Harris stole ends up in Fletch's tea, Grouty recruits Fletch to locate them. 18:00 The Rawhide Years A young gambler-adventurer implicated in a riverboat murder fights both sides of the law until his name is cleared. 19:30 The Brady Bunch Marcia plants a bogus story in her diary to trap the snooping Cindy, which leads Cindy to believe a talent scout wants her to be the next Shirley Temple. 20:05 Murder, She Wrote Jessica is trapped in the dungeon of an ancient Irish castle, but uses her ingenuity to get rescued and find the treasure and a murderer. 21:00 Mission: Impossible The team wants a Middle East terrorist leader to attempt a prison breakout. 22:00 Star Trek Peaceful, primitive peoples get caught up in the struggle between superpowers, with Kirk unhappily trying to restore the balance of power disrupted by the Klingons. 23:00 The Twilight Zone An old man believes that his life will end the moment his grandfather clock stops ticking. 23:30 Hogan's Heroes Hogan's men plan to surprise him for his birthday by blowing up an ammunition dump.
2026-03-18 00:00 M*A*S*H Dr Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. But being so close to the front causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time: when a patient needs the transplant. 00:30 M*A*S*H Hawkeye hits Frank, and Hot Lips sees him do it. It takes a cry of "Rape!" from a lady colonel to change her mind about what she saw. 01:00 Jeopardy! The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format. 01:25 Last of the Summer Wine Howard's attempt to garner sympathy when he is thrown out of the home falls on deaf ears. 02:00 To the Manor Born Audrey has back trouble and Richard makes her a sympathetic offer. She is forced by her unaccustomed poverty to visit the National Health rather than Dr Horton. 02:35 The Day of the Jackal A professional assassin, code-named Jackal, plots to kill Charles de Gaulle, the president of France. 04:55 The Twilight Zone An old man believes that his life will end the moment his grandfather clock stops ticking. 05:25 Murder, She Wrote Jessica is trapped in the dungeon of an ancient Irish castle, but uses her ingenuity to get rescued and find the treasure and a murderer. 06:10 No listing available 07:40 No listing available 09:10 No listing available 10:40 No listing available 12:10 No listing available 13:40 No listing available 15:10 No listing available 16:40 No listing available 18:10 No listing available 19:22 No listing available 20:52 No listing available 22:22 No listing available 23:52 No listing available
2026-03-19 01:22 No listing available 02:52 No listing available 04:22 No listing available 05:52 No listing available 06:40 Get Smart Max and 99 are about to leave on their honeymoon when he gets a telegram calling him to duty in the Navy. He rushes to the office to get the Chief to intercede but the Chief has been called up too. 07:10 Hogan's Heroes Hogan plans to use an American actor in a German propaganda film to get information home. 07:35 M*A*S*H Hawkeye, Houlihan and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unhygienic medical conditions, the three return to camp with new-found respect for one another. 08:00 M*A*S*H Hawkeye and Trapper prevent a GI from marrying a callgirl who has TB, while trying to reunite a Korean soldier with his pregnant wife. Radar, of course, provides his usual invaluable help. 08:25 The Last Sunset Brendan O'Malley arrives at the Mexican home of old flame Belle Breckenridge to find her married to a drunkard, getting ready for a cattle drive to Texas. 10:15 Double Indemnity A bored housewife propositions an insurance salesman to help her murder her husband. 12:00 The Twilight Zone Movie star Bunny Blake receives a ring from her hometown which is giving her warnings to come home while she flies cross country. 12:30 Jeopardy! The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format. 12:55 Star Trek Looking for a missing Federation cultural observer, Kirk and Spock find themselves on a planet whose culture has been completely patterned after Nazi Germany. 13:55 The Brady Bunch Wanting to get rich quick, Bobby begins selling bottles of hair tonic. But, the tonic turns Greg's hair orange just days before his high-school graduation. 14:30 Get Smart While sailing on their honeymoon, Max blows up the boat, marooning the couple on a deserted island. While trying to stay alive on the island, they can't find any food, but they do find footprints. 15:00 Hogan's Heroes Hogan steals the Luftwaffe codebook, but can't use it when Newkirk accidentally drops it down a well. 15:30 Murder, She Wrote Charlie Garrett's outrageous bid at an auction arouses Jessica's suspicions after the artist becomes the subject of a homicide. 16:25 M*A*S*H The 4077th prepares for a visit from General Macarthur with Frank and Hot Lips very reverent, and Trapper and Hawkeye the opposite. 16:55 M*A*S*H Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips, and a vanished poker pot to Trapper. 17:25 Porridge After the judge's watch is stolen, everyone is convinced that Harris is the culprit, and so a kangaroo court is set up in an effort to convict him of the crime. 18:00 Coogan's Bluff An Arizona deputy sheriff applies his rough-and-ready tactics of the frontier when he arrives in New York to find and extradite an escaped murderer. 19:40 The Brady Bunch Wanting to get rich quick, Bobby begins selling bottles of hair tonic. But, the tonic turns Greg's hair orange just days before his high-school graduation. 20:10 Murder, She Wrote Charlie Garrett's outrageous bid at an auction arouses Jessica's suspicions after the artist becomes the subject of a homicide. 21:05 Mission: Impossible Phelps poses as an addict with information to sell as part of a plan to stop an assassination attempt. 22:00 Star Trek Looking for a missing Federation cultural observer, Kirk and Spock find themselves on a planet whose culture has been completely patterned after Nazi Germany. 23:00 The Twilight Zone After being involved with a hit-and-run accident that resulted in the death of a child, Oliver Pope is haunted by his car. 23:30 Hogan's Heroes Hogan steals the Luftwaffe codebook, but can't use it when Newkirk accidentally drops it down a well.
2026-03-20 00:00 M*A*S*H The 4077th prepares for a visit from General Macarthur with Frank and Hot Lips very reverent, and Trapper and Hawkeye the opposite. 00:30 M*A*S*H Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips, and a vanished poker pot to Trapper. 01:00 Jeopardy! The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format. 01:25 Last of the Summer Wine Howard's friends try to convince Pearl that Howard is becoming a tramp. 02:00 To the Manor Born Audrey mobilises the village to fight the closure of the railway station. Her trump card is Richard's traditional right as Lord of the Manor, but he has other plans for the station that he's not shared with her. 02:35 The Godfather Coda Francis Ford Coppola brings his definitive edit and restoration of the final film in his Godfather trilogy. Michael Corleone seeks to free his family from crime and find a successor to his empire. 05:10 The Twilight Zone After being involved with a hit-and-run accident that resulted in the death of a child, Oliver Pope is haunted by his car. 05:40 Murder, She Wrote Charlie Garrett's outrageous bid at an auction arouses Jessica's suspicions after the artist becomes the subject of a homicide. 06:25 Mission: Impossible Phelps poses as an addict with information to sell as part of a plan to stop an assassination attempt. 07:15 Get Smart While sailing on their honeymoon, Max blows up the boat, marooning the couple on a deserted island. While trying to stay alive on the island, they can't find any food, but they do find footprints. 07:40 Coogan's Bluff An Arizona deputy sheriff applies his rough-and-ready tactics of the frontier when he arrives in New York to find and extradite an escaped murderer. 09:15 The Godfather Coda Francis Ford Coppola brings his definitive edit and restoration of the final film in his Godfather trilogy. Michael Corleone seeks to free his family from crime and find a successor to his empire. 11:50 Murder, She Wrote Jessica's old rival, Eudora, shows up with a smile and a gift, but everyone knows she is up to no good. 12:40 Mission: Impossible The IMF must enlist an uncooperative computer genius (Christopher Connelly) when enemy operatives injure and capture Barney. 13:30 Star Trek At Spock's court martial, he explains himself with mysterious footage about when Capt Pike was kidnapped by powerful illusion casting aliens. 14:30 The Twilight Zone A tiny neo-Nazi organization struggles pathetically to succeed in a big city. 15:30 The Brady Bunch To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. 16:00 Hogan's Heroes The Germans plant a spy, Wagner, among the prisoners. 16:30 Hogan's Heroes Hogan devises a devilish plan. 17:00 M*A*S*H Klinger becomes depressed after reading a letter from his ex-wife, so he decides to re-enlist in the army. 17:30 M*A*S*H Winchester is in charge while the Colonel's away; Hawkeye tries to help a young marine, but winds up tangling with his commander. 18:00 The Italian Job A group of thieves plan to steal a gold shipment from the streets of Turin by creating a traffic jam. 19:40 Francis in the Navy Talking mule's Army buddy (Donald O'Connor) mistaken for look-alike bosun's mate. 21:05 The Brady Bunch To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. 21:35 Murder, She Wrote A murder occurs while Jessica is recording one of her novels for the Mystery Books for the Blind series. 22:25 Murder, She Wrote Murder is around the corner when Jessica travels to Paris to attend the premiere of an old friend's fashion collection. 23:15 Star Trek At Spock's court martial, he explains himself with mysterious footage about when Capt Pike was kidnapped by powerful illusion casting aliens.
2026-03-21 00:10 Are You Being Served? The staff complain about service in the canteen and the caterers issue an ultimatum - present them with a written apology or run the canteen themselves. 00:45 Fawlty Towers Basil needs to find builders to do some work in the lobby and chooses the lowest quote. But soon discovers why they came so cheap. 01:20 As Time Goes By After their last encounter with the country set, Jean and Lionel reluctantly sneak back to the country house, hoping for some time to themselves. 01:55 Dad's Army Captain Mainwaring becomes most unpopular with his enlisted men when on a weekend camp he declares that officers and senior NCOs should have separate accommodations. 02:30 Oliver! Much, much more than a musical. The adaptation of Charles Dickens' famous novel, recounting the life of an orphan who runs away from the orphanage. 04:55 Escape from Alcatraz Alcatraz is the most infamously secure prison of its time. It is believed that no one can ever escape from it, until three daring men plan a possibly successful attempt at freedom. 06:45 Francis in the Navy Talking mule's Army buddy (Donald O'Connor) mistaken for look-alike bosun's mate. 08:10 Mission: Impossible The IMF must enlist an uncooperative computer genius (Christopher Connelly) when enemy operatives injure and capture Barney. 09:00 The Brady Bunch To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. 09:30 Hogan's Heroes The Germans plant a spy, Wagner, among the prisoners. 09:55 Hogan's Heroes Hogan devises a devilish plan. 10:25 M*A*S*H Klinger becomes depressed after reading a letter from his ex-wife, so he decides to re-enlist in the army. 10:50 M*A*S*H Winchester is in charge while the Colonel's away; Hawkeye tries to help a young marine, but winds up tangling with his commander. 11:15 As Time Goes By After their last encounter with the country set, Jean and Lionel reluctantly sneak back to the country house, hoping for some time to themselves. 11:45 Murder, She Wrote Eudora admits she stole Jessica's notes but denies poisoning the apples she brought or murdering the detective who was following her. 12:40 Mission: Impossible Phelps secretly uses his IMF knowledge to help authorities in his home town solve a series of murders. 13:30 Star Trek Captain Kirk investigates whether an actor is actually a presumed dead mass murderer, as a mysterious assailant is killing the people who could identify the fugitive. 14:30 The Twilight Zone Ilse, the orphaned daughter of telepathic parents must learn to speak and deal with a world she cannot communicate in. 15:30 The Brady Bunch After Bobby defends a girl at school, she rewards him with a kiss and he immediately sees fireworks. But after a second kiss, she tells Bobby that she may have the mumps. 16:00 Hogan's Heroes London sends an Allied scientist to photograph and sabotage the bomb. 16:30 Hogan's Heroes Hogan and his men try to convince the Inspector General that Klink is a cold disciplinarian so that he will pass inspection and keep away from the Russian front. 17:00 M*A*S*H Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to woo the nurses; Col Potter is furious about the banning of a needed anaesthesia. 17:30 M*A*S*H BJ is injured when an explosion rips through the 4077th's operating room; bonds of friendship are forged when Klinger saves Charles' life. 18:00 Rooster Cogburn An evangelical schoolmarm joins up with a hard-drinking, hard-fighting, one-eyed marshal to capture a gang of incompetent outlaws who killed her father. 19:50 Carry on Camping The Carry On gang decide to add spice to their intended holiday by spending it in a nudist camp.