Classics

The staff complain about service in the canteen and the caterers issue an ultimatum - present them with a written apology or run the canteen themselves.

Basil needs to find builders to do some work in the lobby and chooses the lowest quote. But soon discovers why they came so cheap.

After their last encounter with the country set, Jean and Lionel reluctantly sneak back to the country house, hoping for some time to themselves.

Captain Mainwaring becomes most unpopular with his enlisted men when on a weekend camp he declares that officers and senior NCOs should have separate accommodations.

Much, much more than a musical. The adaptation of Charles Dickens' famous novel, recounting the life of an orphan who runs away from the orphanage.

Alcatraz is the most infamously secure prison of its time. It is believed that no one can ever escape from it, until three daring men plan a possibly successful attempt at freedom.

Talking mule's Army buddy (Donald O'Connor) mistaken for look-alike bosun's mate.

The IMF must enlist an uncooperative computer genius (Christopher Connelly) when enemy operatives injure and capture Barney.

To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

The Germans plant a spy, Wagner, among the prisoners.

Hogan devises a devilish plan.

Klinger becomes depressed after reading a letter from his ex-wife, so he decides to re-enlist in the army.

Winchester is in charge while the Colonel's away; Hawkeye tries to help a young marine, but winds up tangling with his commander.

After their last encounter with the country set, Jean and Lionel reluctantly sneak back to the country house, hoping for some time to themselves.

Eudora admits she stole Jessica's notes but denies poisoning the apples she brought or murdering the detective who was following her.

Phelps secretly uses his IMF knowledge to help authorities in his home town solve a series of murders.

Captain Kirk investigates whether an actor is actually a presumed dead mass murderer, as a mysterious assailant is killing the people who could identify the fugitive.

Ilse, the orphaned daughter of telepathic parents must learn to speak and deal with a world she cannot communicate in.

After Bobby defends a girl at school, she rewards him with a kiss and he immediately sees fireworks. But after a second kiss, she tells Bobby that she may have the mumps.

London sends an Allied scientist to photograph and sabotage the bomb.

Hogan and his men try to convince the Inspector General that Klink is a cold disciplinarian so that he will pass inspection and keep away from the Russian front.

Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to woo the nurses; Col Potter is furious about the banning of a needed anaesthesia.

BJ is injured when an explosion rips through the 4077th's operating room; bonds of friendship are forged when Klinger saves Charles' life.

An evangelical schoolmarm joins up with a hard-drinking, hard-fighting, one-eyed marshal to capture a gang of incompetent outlaws who killed her father.

The Carry On gang decide to add spice to their intended holiday by spending it in a nudist camp.

A parolee released after 20 years in prison for a murder he says he did not commit vows to find out who did.

Jessica goes to Quebec to testify at the trial of a friend who is accused of killing his wife and burning his house.

Captain Kirk investigates whether an actor is actually a presumed dead mass murderer, as a mysterious assailant is killing the people who could identify the fugitive.

Mr Goldberg sets up his own unofficial employment agency and tries to find new jobs for Mrs Slocombe and Mr Humphries.

Basil is outraged when an unmarried couple want to book a room, and attempts to impose his own ethics upon them.

When Jean asks why Lionel has suddenly taken up model boat building, he admits it's because he's been feeling bored lately.

While attempting to free Walker and Godfrey from a bombed pumping station, members of the Home Guard Platoon become threatened by waters from the leaking pipes.

Allied prisoners of war assembled the finest escape team in military history who worked on what became the largest prison breakout ever attempted from a maximum security German camp.

The four Marx Brothers star in their first film, written specifically for the screen as stowaways on an ocean liner bound for New York. Each of them has a separate adventure on board.

The Carry On gang decide to add spice to their intended holiday by spending it in a nudist camp.

Phelps secretly uses his IMF knowledge to help authorities in his home town solve a series of murders.

After Bobby defends a girl at school, she rewards him with a kiss and he immediately sees fireworks. But after a second kiss, she tells Bobby that she may have the mumps.

London sends an Allied scientist to photograph and sabotage the bomb.

Hogan and his men try to convince the Inspector General that Klink is a cold disciplinarian so that he will pass inspection and keep away from the Russian front.

Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to woo the nurses; Col Potter is furious about the banning of a needed anaesthesia.

BJ is injured when an explosion rips through the 4077th's operating room; bonds of friendship are forged when Klinger saves Charles' life.

Ilse, the orphaned daughter of telepathic parents must learn to speak and deal with a world she cannot communicate in.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Galactic alien scouts capture the Enterprise for a return voyage and a prelude to invasion. Kirk's one advantage: they're not used to their adopted human form.

A talent agent signs Greg to become a rock star named "Johnny Bravo." Greg lets his new fame get to his head, until he discovers that he was only signed because he "fit the suit."

CONTROL receives word that KAOS scientist Dr Canyon has invented an invisibility spray and wants to defect with it. Coupled with that is the news that KAOS has stolen the Ginsberg Papers.

Hogan and his men volunteer for a German suicide squad train bound for the Russian front in order to steal key documents.

Gary and Larry's Frozen Stuff accountant is found dead. Shortly thereafter, $750,000 earmarked for Jessica's Literacy Fund is found missing. It's up to Jessica to find the killer.

Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

Henry gets his discharge on points, and while his friends are saying goodbye, Frank concerns himself with taking command.

Blanco won't accept parole after serving a life sentence for a murder he's always claimed he never committed. So Fletcher decides they must organise a campaign for his pardon.

More mayhem and near misses with the law fill this sequel. Sheriff Justice is hot on the trail of his truckie arch-enemy, who's got a pregnant elephant for a load.

A talent agent signs Greg to become a rock star named "Johnny Bravo." Greg lets his new fame get to his head, until he discovers that he was only signed because he "fit the suit."

Gary and Larry's Frozen Stuff accountant is found dead. Shortly thereafter, $750,000 earmarked for Jessica's Literacy Fund is found missing. It's up to Jessica to find the killer.

The IMF tries to find a place so obvious that authorities will miss it to use to conceal a prisoner rescued from execution.

Galactic alien scouts capture the Enterprise for a return voyage and a prelude to invasion. Kirk's one advantage: they're not used to their adopted human form.

Before leaving on a decades-long solo mission, astronaut Douglas Stansfield meets a woman and falls in love.

Hogan and his men volunteer for a German suicide squad train bound for the Russian front in order to steal key documents.

Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

Henry gets his discharge on points, and while his friends are saying goodbye, Frank concerns himself with taking command.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Howard asks Hobbo to give Pearl a kiss on the cheek for him.

With the Rolls Royce in the garage and no means to cover the cost of repairs, Audrey is delighted when Mrs Proctor asks her to run the riding stables while she is away on holidays.

Luke Jackson is a cool, gutsy prisoner in a Southern chain gang, who, while refusing to buckle under to authority, keeps escaping and being recaptured.

Before leaving on a decades-long solo mission, astronaut Douglas Stansfield meets a woman and falls in love.

Gary and Larry's Frozen Stuff accountant is found dead. Shortly thereafter, $750,000 earmarked for Jessica's Literacy Fund is found missing. It's up to Jessica to find the killer.

Responding to a distress signal, Kirk finds Captain Tracey of the USS Exeter violating the prime directive and interfering with a war between the Yangs and the Kohms to find the secret of their longevity.

Salvadore Ross has a unique talent where he can trade physical characteristics with other people and will do anything to get the love of Leah Maitland.

Hogan and his men plan to destroy a gasoline station that has just been built.

Frank's dream is realised - he's in charge - but Hawkeye is unchanged. He skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper, who's gone, and welcomes a new surgeon, BJ Hunnicutt.

Hawkeye returns to camp with BJ but first has to give medical aid at a small battle on the way. Also, a new member appears - the Colonel.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Everyone prepares for the wedding; Pearl and Howard look back on their relationship.

A rare tropical bird nesting on the estate causes a flurry of interest among local naturalists. Audrey in unimpressed - it's a bee-eater, and she has just gone into honey production.

A small band of soldiers sacrifice their lives in hopeless combat against a massive army in order to prevent a tyrant from smashing the new Republic of Texas.

Salvadore Ross has a unique talent where he can trade physical characteristics with other people and will do anything to get the love of Leah Maitland.

After being subpoenaed to testify at the Grand Jury probe of a brokerage house, Jessica is charged with contempt.

Barney is arrested and marked for execution by a sadistic police chief.

Five famous literary detective characters and their sidekicks are invited to a bizarre mansion to solve an even stranger mystery.

A small band of soldiers sacrifice their lives in hopeless combat against a massive army in order to prevent a tyrant from smashing the new Republic of Texas.

Salvadore Ross has a unique talent where he can trade physical characteristics with other people and will do anything to get the love of Leah Maitland.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Kirk and a sub-skeleton crew are ordered to test out an advanced artificially intelligent control system, the M-5 Multitronic system, which could potentially render them all redundant.

To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

A computer orders 99 laid off when budget cuts hit CONTROL. She goes to work at Knights Stamp Redemption Centre, while Max and the Chief search for the new KAOS munitions depot.

Hogan kidnaps Burkhalter's sister so he can exchange her for a captured Allied agent.

Jessica's delivery to a motorcycle racer in Japan speeds up a series of events that result in the death of another racer.

Frank settles in as commanding officer, only to have a new one appointed over his head.

On a freezing night, an artillery barrage closes down, a patient goes downhill and Frank searches Hot Lips' tent for his letters.

With his parole meeting less than a week away, Godber arranges a fight with Jarvis, which Fletch must try and talk him out of.

Texas drifter Dempsey Rae enters Wyoming in search of work as a cattle herder. When increasing, unfenced herds begin crowding out the smaller ranches, violence escalates on the range.

To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Jessica's delivery to a motorcycle racer in Japan speeds up a series of events that result in the death of another racer.

Paris impersonates a power-mad hypnotist in an attempt to stop the man's plan to depose a duchess and take over her country.

Kirk and a sub-skeleton crew are ordered to test out an advanced artificially intelligent control system, the M-5 Multitronic system, which could potentially render them all redundant.

In a future society, everyone must undergo an operation at age 19 to become beautiful and conform to society. One young woman desperately wants to hold onto her own identity.