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Dr Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. But being so close to the front causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time: when a patient needs the transplant.

Hawkeye hits Frank, and Hot Lips sees him do it. It takes a cry of "Rape!" from a lady colonel to change her mind about what she saw.

After a capsule containing pills that Harris stole ends up in Fletch's tea, Grouty recruits Fletch to locate them.

A young gambler-adventurer implicated in a riverboat murder fights both sides of the law until his name is cleared.

Marcia plants a bogus story in her diary to trap the snooping Cindy, which leads Cindy to believe a talent scout wants her to be the next Shirley Temple.

Jessica is trapped in the dungeon of an ancient Irish castle, but uses her ingenuity to get rescued and find the treasure and a murderer.

The team wants a Middle East terrorist leader to attempt a prison breakout.

Peaceful, primitive peoples get caught up in the struggle between superpowers, with Kirk unhappily trying to restore the balance of power disrupted by the Klingons.

An old man believes that his life will end the moment his grandfather clock stops ticking.

Hogan's men plan to surprise him for his birthday by blowing up an ammunition dump.

Dr Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. But being so close to the front causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time: when a patient needs the transplant.

Hawkeye hits Frank, and Hot Lips sees him do it. It takes a cry of "Rape!" from a lady colonel to change her mind about what she saw.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Howard's attempt to garner sympathy when he is thrown out of the home falls on deaf ears.

Audrey has back trouble and Richard makes her a sympathetic offer. She is forced by her unaccustomed poverty to visit the National Health rather than Dr Horton.

A professional assassin, code-named Jackal, plots to kill Charles de Gaulle, the president of France.

An old man believes that his life will end the moment his grandfather clock stops ticking.

Jessica is trapped in the dungeon of an ancient Irish castle, but uses her ingenuity to get rescued and find the treasure and a murderer.

Max and 99 are about to leave on their honeymoon when he gets a telegram calling him to duty in the Navy. He rushes to the office to get the Chief to intercede but the Chief has been called up too.

Hogan plans to use an American actor in a German propaganda film to get information home.

Hawkeye, Houlihan and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unhygienic medical conditions, the three return to camp with new-found respect for one another.

Hawkeye and Trapper prevent a GI from marrying a callgirl who has TB, while trying to reunite a Korean soldier with his pregnant wife. Radar, of course, provides his usual invaluable help.

Brendan O'Malley arrives at the Mexican home of old flame Belle Breckenridge to find her married to a drunkard, getting ready for a cattle drive to Texas.

A bored housewife propositions an insurance salesman to help her murder her husband.

Movie star Bunny Blake receives a ring from her hometown which is giving her warnings to come home while she flies cross country.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Looking for a missing Federation cultural observer, Kirk and Spock find themselves on a planet whose culture has been completely patterned after Nazi Germany.

Wanting to get rich quick, Bobby begins selling bottles of hair tonic. But, the tonic turns Greg's hair orange just days before his high-school graduation.

While sailing on their honeymoon, Max blows up the boat, marooning the couple on a deserted island. While trying to stay alive on the island, they can't find any food, but they do find footprints.

Hogan steals the Luftwaffe codebook, but can't use it when Newkirk accidentally drops it down a well.

Charlie Garrett's outrageous bid at an auction arouses Jessica's suspicions after the artist becomes the subject of a homicide.

The 4077th prepares for a visit from General Macarthur with Frank and Hot Lips very reverent, and Trapper and Hawkeye the opposite.

Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips, and a vanished poker pot to Trapper.

After the judge's watch is stolen, everyone is convinced that Harris is the culprit, and so a kangaroo court is set up in an effort to convict him of the crime.

An Arizona deputy sheriff applies his rough-and-ready tactics of the frontier when he arrives in New York to find and extradite an escaped murderer.

Wanting to get rich quick, Bobby begins selling bottles of hair tonic. But, the tonic turns Greg's hair orange just days before his high-school graduation.

Charlie Garrett's outrageous bid at an auction arouses Jessica's suspicions after the artist becomes the subject of a homicide.

Phelps poses as an addict with information to sell as part of a plan to stop an assassination attempt.

Looking for a missing Federation cultural observer, Kirk and Spock find themselves on a planet whose culture has been completely patterned after Nazi Germany.

After being involved with a hit-and-run accident that resulted in the death of a child, Oliver Pope is haunted by his car.

Hogan steals the Luftwaffe codebook, but can't use it when Newkirk accidentally drops it down a well.

The 4077th prepares for a visit from General Macarthur with Frank and Hot Lips very reverent, and Trapper and Hawkeye the opposite.

Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips, and a vanished poker pot to Trapper.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Howard's friends try to convince Pearl that Howard is becoming a tramp.

Audrey mobilises the village to fight the closure of the railway station. Her trump card is Richard's traditional right as Lord of the Manor, but he has other plans for the station that he's not shared with her.

Francis Ford Coppola brings his definitive edit and restoration of the final film in his Godfather trilogy. Michael Corleone seeks to free his family from crime and find a successor to his empire.

After being involved with a hit-and-run accident that resulted in the death of a child, Oliver Pope is haunted by his car.

Charlie Garrett's outrageous bid at an auction arouses Jessica's suspicions after the artist becomes the subject of a homicide.

Phelps poses as an addict with information to sell as part of a plan to stop an assassination attempt.

While sailing on their honeymoon, Max blows up the boat, marooning the couple on a deserted island. While trying to stay alive on the island, they can't find any food, but they do find footprints.

An Arizona deputy sheriff applies his rough-and-ready tactics of the frontier when he arrives in New York to find and extradite an escaped murderer.

Francis Ford Coppola brings his definitive edit and restoration of the final film in his Godfather trilogy. Michael Corleone seeks to free his family from crime and find a successor to his empire.

Jessica's old rival, Eudora, shows up with a smile and a gift, but everyone knows she is up to no good.

The IMF must enlist an uncooperative computer genius (Christopher Connelly) when enemy operatives injure and capture Barney.

At Spock's court martial, he explains himself with mysterious footage about when Capt Pike was kidnapped by powerful illusion casting aliens.

A tiny neo-Nazi organization struggles pathetically to succeed in a big city.

To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

The Germans plant a spy, Wagner, among the prisoners.

Hogan devises a devilish plan.

Klinger becomes depressed after reading a letter from his ex-wife, so he decides to re-enlist in the army.

Winchester is in charge while the Colonel's away; Hawkeye tries to help a young marine, but winds up tangling with his commander.

A group of thieves plan to steal a gold shipment from the streets of Turin by creating a traffic jam.

Talking mule's Army buddy (Donald O'Connor) mistaken for look-alike bosun's mate.

To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

A murder occurs while Jessica is recording one of her novels for the Mystery Books for the Blind series.

Murder is around the corner when Jessica travels to Paris to attend the premiere of an old friend's fashion collection.

At Spock's court martial, he explains himself with mysterious footage about when Capt Pike was kidnapped by powerful illusion casting aliens.

The staff complain about service in the canteen and the caterers issue an ultimatum - present them with a written apology or run the canteen themselves.

Basil needs to find builders to do some work in the lobby and chooses the lowest quote. But soon discovers why they came so cheap.

After their last encounter with the country set, Jean and Lionel reluctantly sneak back to the country house, hoping for some time to themselves.

Captain Mainwaring becomes most unpopular with his enlisted men when on a weekend camp he declares that officers and senior NCOs should have separate accommodations.

Much, much more than a musical. The adaptation of Charles Dickens' famous novel, recounting the life of an orphan who runs away from the orphanage.

Alcatraz is the most infamously secure prison of its time. It is believed that no one can ever escape from it, until three daring men plan a possibly successful attempt at freedom.

Talking mule's Army buddy (Donald O'Connor) mistaken for look-alike bosun's mate.

The IMF must enlist an uncooperative computer genius (Christopher Connelly) when enemy operatives injure and capture Barney.

To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

The Germans plant a spy, Wagner, among the prisoners.

Hogan devises a devilish plan.

Klinger becomes depressed after reading a letter from his ex-wife, so he decides to re-enlist in the army.

Winchester is in charge while the Colonel's away; Hawkeye tries to help a young marine, but winds up tangling with his commander.

After their last encounter with the country set, Jean and Lionel reluctantly sneak back to the country house, hoping for some time to themselves.

Eudora admits she stole Jessica's notes but denies poisoning the apples she brought or murdering the detective who was following her.

Phelps secretly uses his IMF knowledge to help authorities in his home town solve a series of murders.

Captain Kirk investigates whether an actor is actually a presumed dead mass murderer, as a mysterious assailant is killing the people who could identify the fugitive.

Ilse, the orphaned daughter of telepathic parents must learn to speak and deal with a world she cannot communicate in.

After Bobby defends a girl at school, she rewards him with a kiss and he immediately sees fireworks. But after a second kiss, she tells Bobby that she may have the mumps.

London sends an Allied scientist to photograph and sabotage the bomb.

Hogan and his men try to convince the Inspector General that Klink is a cold disciplinarian so that he will pass inspection and keep away from the Russian front.

Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to woo the nurses; Col Potter is furious about the banning of a needed anaesthesia.

BJ is injured when an explosion rips through the 4077th's operating room; bonds of friendship are forged when Klinger saves Charles' life.

An evangelical schoolmarm joins up with a hard-drinking, hard-fighting, one-eyed marshal to capture a gang of incompetent outlaws who killed her father.

The Carry On gang decide to add spice to their intended holiday by spending it in a nudist camp.

A parolee released after 20 years in prison for a murder he says he did not commit vows to find out who did.

Jessica goes to Quebec to testify at the trial of a friend who is accused of killing his wife and burning his house.

Captain Kirk investigates whether an actor is actually a presumed dead mass murderer, as a mysterious assailant is killing the people who could identify the fugitive.

Mr Goldberg sets up his own unofficial employment agency and tries to find new jobs for Mrs Slocombe and Mr Humphries.

Basil is outraged when an unmarried couple want to book a room, and attempts to impose his own ethics upon them.

When Jean asks why Lionel has suddenly taken up model boat building, he admits it's because he's been feeling bored lately.

While attempting to free Walker and Godfrey from a bombed pumping station, members of the Home Guard Platoon become threatened by waters from the leaking pipes.

Allied prisoners of war assembled the finest escape team in military history who worked on what became the largest prison breakout ever attempted from a maximum security German camp.

The four Marx Brothers star in their first film, written specifically for the screen as stowaways on an ocean liner bound for New York. Each of them has a separate adventure on board.

The Carry On gang decide to add spice to their intended holiday by spending it in a nudist camp.

Phelps secretly uses his IMF knowledge to help authorities in his home town solve a series of murders.

After Bobby defends a girl at school, she rewards him with a kiss and he immediately sees fireworks. But after a second kiss, she tells Bobby that she may have the mumps.

London sends an Allied scientist to photograph and sabotage the bomb.

Hogan and his men try to convince the Inspector General that Klink is a cold disciplinarian so that he will pass inspection and keep away from the Russian front.

Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to woo the nurses; Col Potter is furious about the banning of a needed anaesthesia.

BJ is injured when an explosion rips through the 4077th's operating room; bonds of friendship are forged when Klinger saves Charles' life.

Ilse, the orphaned daughter of telepathic parents must learn to speak and deal with a world she cannot communicate in.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Galactic alien scouts capture the Enterprise for a return voyage and a prelude to invasion. Kirk's one advantage: they're not used to their adopted human form.

A talent agent signs Greg to become a rock star named "Johnny Bravo." Greg lets his new fame get to his head, until he discovers that he was only signed because he "fit the suit."

CONTROL receives word that KAOS scientist Dr Canyon has invented an invisibility spray and wants to defect with it. Coupled with that is the news that KAOS has stolen the Ginsberg Papers.

Hogan and his men volunteer for a German suicide squad train bound for the Russian front in order to steal key documents.

Gary and Larry's Frozen Stuff accountant is found dead. Shortly thereafter, $750,000 earmarked for Jessica's Literacy Fund is found missing. It's up to Jessica to find the killer.

Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

Henry gets his discharge on points, and while his friends are saying goodbye, Frank concerns himself with taking command.

Blanco won't accept parole after serving a life sentence for a murder he's always claimed he never committed. So Fletcher decides they must organise a campaign for his pardon.

More mayhem and near misses with the law fill this sequel. Sheriff Justice is hot on the trail of his truckie arch-enemy, who's got a pregnant elephant for a load.

A talent agent signs Greg to become a rock star named "Johnny Bravo." Greg lets his new fame get to his head, until he discovers that he was only signed because he "fit the suit."

Gary and Larry's Frozen Stuff accountant is found dead. Shortly thereafter, $750,000 earmarked for Jessica's Literacy Fund is found missing. It's up to Jessica to find the killer.

The IMF tries to find a place so obvious that authorities will miss it to use to conceal a prisoner rescued from execution.

Galactic alien scouts capture the Enterprise for a return voyage and a prelude to invasion. Kirk's one advantage: they're not used to their adopted human form.

Before leaving on a decades-long solo mission, astronaut Douglas Stansfield meets a woman and falls in love.

Hogan and his men volunteer for a German suicide squad train bound for the Russian front in order to steal key documents.

Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

Henry gets his discharge on points, and while his friends are saying goodbye, Frank concerns himself with taking command.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Howard asks Hobbo to give Pearl a kiss on the cheek for him.

With the Rolls Royce in the garage and no means to cover the cost of repairs, Audrey is delighted when Mrs Proctor asks her to run the riding stables while she is away on holidays.

Luke Jackson is a cool, gutsy prisoner in a Southern chain gang, who, while refusing to buckle under to authority, keeps escaping and being recaptured.

Before leaving on a decades-long solo mission, astronaut Douglas Stansfield meets a woman and falls in love.

Gary and Larry's Frozen Stuff accountant is found dead. Shortly thereafter, $750,000 earmarked for Jessica's Literacy Fund is found missing. It's up to Jessica to find the killer.

Responding to a distress signal, Kirk finds Captain Tracey of the USS Exeter violating the prime directive and interfering with a war between the Yangs and the Kohms to find the secret of their longevity.

Salvadore Ross has a unique talent where he can trade physical characteristics with other people and will do anything to get the love of Leah Maitland.

Hogan and his men plan to destroy a gasoline station that has just been built.

Frank's dream is realised - he's in charge - but Hawkeye is unchanged. He skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper, who's gone, and welcomes a new surgeon, BJ Hunnicutt.

Hawkeye returns to camp with BJ but first has to give medical aid at a small battle on the way. Also, a new member appears - the Colonel.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Everyone prepares for the wedding; Pearl and Howard look back on their relationship.

A rare tropical bird nesting on the estate causes a flurry of interest among local naturalists. Audrey in unimpressed - it's a bee-eater, and she has just gone into honey production.

A small band of soldiers sacrifice their lives in hopeless combat against a massive army in order to prevent a tyrant from smashing the new Republic of Texas.

Salvadore Ross has a unique talent where he can trade physical characteristics with other people and will do anything to get the love of Leah Maitland.

After being subpoenaed to testify at the Grand Jury probe of a brokerage house, Jessica is charged with contempt.

Barney is arrested and marked for execution by a sadistic police chief.

Five famous literary detective characters and their sidekicks are invited to a bizarre mansion to solve an even stranger mystery.

A small band of soldiers sacrifice their lives in hopeless combat against a massive army in order to prevent a tyrant from smashing the new Republic of Texas.

Salvadore Ross has a unique talent where he can trade physical characteristics with other people and will do anything to get the love of Leah Maitland.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Kirk and a sub-skeleton crew are ordered to test out an advanced artificially intelligent control system, the M-5 Multitronic system, which could potentially render them all redundant.

To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

A computer orders 99 laid off when budget cuts hit CONTROL. She goes to work at Knights Stamp Redemption Centre, while Max and the Chief search for the new KAOS munitions depot.

Hogan kidnaps Burkhalter's sister so he can exchange her for a captured Allied agent.

Jessica's delivery to a motorcycle racer in Japan speeds up a series of events that result in the death of another racer.