Classics

Two children escape their bickering parents through a portal in the bottom of their swimming pool to a magical land watched over by a kind old woman the children call Aunt T.

Hogan sets Klink up with a female agent to deliver secret documents, but ends up sending Schultz when Klink is sent with the wrong ones.

Hawkeye is one word away from his first-ever crossword puzzle completion. When he enlists the help of another unit surgeon, who arrives with the admiral, he must get himself out of big trouble.

Cho Lin of the 4077 is playing Kim Iouki of the 8063 in ping-pong. Later, Cho brings a young Korean who he plans to marry - but he needs the unit's help.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Private Godfrey decides he would be unable to shoot an enemy soldier and decides to declare himself a conscientious objector.

Richard must finally come to terms with early retirement, which includes spending all day and every day with Hyacinth.

In the waning days of World War II, the United States Navy cargo ship Reluctant and her crew are stationed in the 'backwater' areas of the Pacific Ocean.

Granville is undergoing an identity crisis, and discards his apron for a hip new image of shades and snappy threads.

Two children escape their bickering parents through a portal in the bottom of their swimming pool to a magical land watched over by a kind old woman the children call Aunt T.

Jessica is called upon once again to help a most unconventional neighbour. He is accused of murdering his former partner with one of his inventions.

The IMF team infiltrates a revolutionary group which commits robberies to finance plans to overthrow the American government.

Wanting to get rich quick, Bobby begins selling bottles of hair tonic. But, the tonic turns Greg's hair orange just days before his high-school graduation.

When a prosecutor leaks a false story that a liquor warehouse owner is involved in the murder of an union head, the man's life begins to unravel.

In the waning days of World War II, the United States Navy cargo ship Reluctant and her crew are stationed in the 'backwater' areas of the Pacific Ocean.

Two children escape their bickering parents through a portal in the bottom of their swimming pool to a magical land watched over by a kind old woman the children call Aunt T.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

A mysterious, twinkling mass of sapient energy ravages an important archive and Scotty's new girlfriend may be linked to it.

A talent agent signs Greg to become a rock star named "Johnny Bravo." Greg lets his new fame get to his head, until he discovers that he was only signed because he "fit the suit."

CONTROL is transporting vicious killer Big Eddie Little to jail by pretending to run in a marathon with him. Little breaks away from Max, but not before Max shoots him in the shoulder.

Crittendon is the only one to avoid capture when he and his commandos parachute into camp on a mission to capture Rommel.

Jessica is asked to help solve the 'impossible' murder of a wealthy, and much disliked, amusement park owner.

A young black sergeant is tended to after a bullet wound, and, at the same time, a fight breaks out at Rosie's bar between two units.

Hot Lips bemoans the fact she hasn't had a letter from her fiancee recently. When she finally hears from him, she learns he is in the hospital, which makes her a wreck.

Granville advertises for love in the local paper, but with Arkwright's help the relationship is over before it starts.

A Union Cavalry outfit is sent behind confederate lines in strength to destroy a rail/supply centre.

Jessica is asked to help solve the 'impossible' murder of a wealthy, and much disliked, amusement park owner.

The IMF must find information in a secret nuclear-arms treaty to avert an off shore missile crisis.

A mysterious, twinkling mass of sapient energy ravages an important archive and Scotty's new girlfriend may be linked to it.

Mike Ferris finds himself alone in the small Oakwood town and without recollection about his name, where he is or who he is.

Crittendon is the only one to avoid capture when he and his commandos parachute into camp on a mission to capture Rommel.

A young black sergeant is tended to after a bullet wound, and, at the same time, a fight breaks out at Rosie's bar between two units.

Hot Lips bemoans the fact she hasn't had a letter from her fiancee recently. When she finally hears from him, she learns he is in the hospital, which makes her a wreck.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Private Frazer suggests that they enrol a platoon dog in order to find the Germans who have been dropping into their portion of England by parachute.

Now that Richard has retired, Hyacinth has decided that they must spend more time together, taking trips into the country to look for Iron Age remains.

Luke Jackson is a cool, gutsy prisoner in a Southern chain gang, who, while refusing to buckle under to authority, keeps escaping and being recaptured.

Granville advertises for love in the local paper, but with Arkwright's help the relationship is over before it starts.

Mike Ferris finds himself alone in the small Oakwood town and without recollection about his name, where he is or who he is.

Jessica is asked to help solve the 'impossible' murder of a wealthy, and much disliked, amusement park owner.

The IMF must find information in a secret nuclear-arms treaty to avert an off shore missile crisis.

CONTROL is transporting vicious killer Big Eddie Little to jail by pretending to run in a marathon with him. Little breaks away from Max, but not before Max shoots him in the shoulder.

A Union Cavalry outfit is sent behind confederate lines in strength to destroy a rail/supply centre.

Luke Jackson is a cool, gutsy prisoner in a Southern chain gang, who, while refusing to buckle under to authority, keeps escaping and being recaptured.

Mike Ferris finds himself alone in the small Oakwood town and without recollection about his name, where he is or who he is.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

On a planet, looking for an urgent medicinal cure, Kirk, Spock and McCoy come across a dignified recluse living privately but in splendour with his sheltered ward and a very protective robot servant.

Bobby lies to his friends by telling them he knows NFL legend Joe Namath. So Cindy sends a bogus letter to Namath stating that Bobby is dying and that his last wish is to meet the football star.

CONTROL agents are receiving bananas in the mail and then being murdered. KAOS is using Chucko, an ape made to look like a human and currently working as CONTROL agent Armstrong.

Hogan gets Klink to think he is about to capture a POW escape ring.

While attending a special ballet performance, Jessica helps solve the backstage murder of a young dancer by a defecting ballerina.

Potter puts the M*A*S*H unit in full operation to track down a spread of hepatitis when it appears Father Mulcahy has contracted it. Meanwhile, BJ must perform a difficult surgery.

A visiting officer asks Potter for his best doctor. He suggests Hawkeye, but after realising the patient is hard-nosed Corps Commander Korshak, he unsuccessfully tries to withdraw the name.

In an attempt to make Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous, Arkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper.

During WWII, a man persuaded to live on an isolated island and spot aircraft finds himself responsible for a teacher and several students, all female.

While attending a special ballet performance, Jessica helps solve the backstage murder of a young dancer by a defecting ballerina.

The IMF is assigned to free the leader of a West African liberation movement, held prisoner by a racist, tyrannical colonel.

On a planet, looking for an urgent medicinal cure, Kirk, Spock and McCoy come across a dignified recluse living privately but in splendour with his sheltered ward and a very protective robot servant.

A pitchman is visited by Mr. Death and is forced to get his priorities in order.

Hogan gets Klink to think he is about to capture a POW escape ring.

Potter puts the M*A*S*H unit in full operation to track down a spread of hepatitis when it appears Father Mulcahy has contracted it. Meanwhile, BJ must perform a difficult surgery.

A visiting officer asks Potter for his best doctor. He suggests Hawkeye, but after realising the patient is hard-nosed Corps Commander Korshak, he unsuccessfully tries to withdraw the name.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

A vital part of the platoon's machine gun has gone missing after Private Frazer took it to his workshop for cleaning.

Hyacinth and Richard go to the country where they have borrowed Violet and Bruce's cottage to host a barbecue.

In a crumbling Hollywood mansion, two ageing sisters, both former celebrities, are bound together in a psychopathic relationship by their mutual dependency and jealousy.

In an attempt to make Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous, Arkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper.

A pitchman is visited by Mr. Death and is forced to get his priorities in order.

While attending a special ballet performance, Jessica helps solve the backstage murder of a young dancer by a defecting ballerina.

The town drunk in the old-west faces his past when Fate lends a hand.

Jessica's deductive abilities are in demand when a flamboyant hypnotist turns up dead, behind locked doors, in front of an audience of journalists whom he had put into a trance.

A deceased defector's body must be recovered since it contains the only sample of a deadly nerve gas; guest Andrew Duggan.

To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

LeBeau decides to escape, leaving the camp without a chef.

Potter obtains a copy of his favourite film and makes a social event out of it. Tensions rise when the film keeps breaking, until Mulcahy plays the piano while everyone acts out scenes from the film.

BJ can't understand why the soldiers always want to save the shrapnel they extract as souvenirs. While Frank defends the practice, Potter announces that the collecting of these souvenirs should be stopped.

McHale is a wheeler-dealer, a kind of Bilko for the navy, whose sun- and-sand lifestyle is invaded by crazy Russian Major Vladikov.

A wealthy lumberman invites Jessica to his island retreat to discover which of his relatives is trying to kill him.

Revolutionaries kidnap Paris as a hostage, believing his recent undercover role as an American magnate; guest Lou Antonio.

On patrol in deep space, Captain Kirk and his crew find and revive a genetically engineered world conqueror and his compatriots from Earth's 20th century.

Aging tycoon William Feathersmith is bored with life and makes arrangements through a devilish travel agency to return to the Cliffordville of his youth and start all over again.