Classics

A wiseacre genie appears from a lamp to a meek man, George Hanley. Hanley is so used to bad luck, he imagines how each of three possible wishes could go very wrong - but the genie will grant him only one wish!

Mike takes the entire family on a trip to the King's Island amusement park, where he is to submit plans to a client, but a mix-up causes the blueprints to go missing at the park.

Hogan learns that London is planning a probing raid on a section of German beach.

Hogan learns that London is planning a probing raid on a section of German beach.

Three patients in post-op create problems for their doctors of a non-medical nature.

When Major Burnham is sent to the 4077th everyone fears it's because the unit is to be dismantled.

The 1949 adaptation of Louisa May Alcott's famous novel about four sisters left at home during the American Civil War.

African explorer Captain Spaulding and his eccentric entourage investigate the theft of a priceless oil painting.

Mike takes the entire family on a trip to the King's Island amusement park, where he is to submit plans to a client, but a mix-up causes the blueprints to go missing at the park.

Jessica, invited to witness the reappearance of a mysterious comet, finds herself involved with astronomy, bodies not quite so heavenly, and murder.

Kirk draws a court martial in the negligent death of a crewman.

Mrs Slocombe is becoming increasingly fond of Mr Humphries and is having dreams in which they become romantically involved.

A panic-stricken Basil tries to cover up the fact that he served rotten fish to a guest who later dies in his bed.

Lionel is not well and Jean is trying to console him while getting to the root of what has upset the housekeeper, Mrs Bale.

Private Godfrey discovers a long lost love is now a farmer's widow and courts her dramatically at the harvest supper.

An advertising man, who thinks nothing of stealing away accounts that other agencies have gone after, constantly tangles with a beautiful competitor.

A wealthy playgirl pursues a potential boyfriend to a small Northern California town, which slowly takes a turn when birds of all kinds suddenly begin to attack people there in increasing numbers.

African explorer Captain Spaulding and his eccentric entourage investigate the theft of a priceless oil painting.

Phelps and Dana pose as professor and student to help young rebels obtain vital scientific information.

A panic-stricken Basil tries to cover up the fact that he served rotten fish to a guest who later dies in his bed.

Lionel is not well and Jean is trying to console him while getting to the root of what has upset the housekeeper, Mrs Bale.

Hogan learns that London is planning a probing raid on a section of German beach.

Hogan learns that London is planning a probing raid on a section of German beach.

Three patients in post-op create problems for their doctors of a non-medical nature.

When Major Burnham is sent to the 4077th everyone fears it's because the unit is to be dismantled.

There's more drama backstage than onstage at the opening night of an opera, where a world-renowned tenor is accused of murder, but claims it was self-defence.

The team is assigned to intercept a list of heroin-ring information before it passes from a dying leader to his successor.

Seeking the answer to a century-old mystery, Kirk and crew encounter a vacantly peaceful society under a 6000-year autocratic rule that kills all those it can't absorb.

A wax-museum employee fights to preserve five figures of famous murderers.

A series of misunderstandings lead the Bradys to believe that Alice and Sam are up to much more than just bowling on their upcoming Saturday night date.

General Stofle, an old chum of Klink's, comes for a furtive visit to Stalag 13.

Hogan decides to join forces with a new underground unit in an effort to sabotage a local railroad tunnel.

Hawkeye sends a letter to President Harry Truman detailing some of the madness that he sees around him.

Klinger misses a crucial poker game when Potter recruits him to tutor him for a traffic school test.

As he tracks a sex killer in New Orleans, a detective who likes kinky sex himself realises they have a lot in common.

A rich rancher wants to incorporate a sacred mountain into his land, so he encourages the natives to war with the white settlers. Meanwhile, the Lone Ranger works to keep the town away from danger.

Seth's family is touched by an ancient curse attached to the history of a ruby.

A famous, ailing playwright proposes marriage to Jessica Fletcher and then finds himself charged with the murder of his business manager.

Seeking the answer to a century-old mystery, Kirk and crew encounter a vacantly peaceful society under a 6000-year autocratic rule that kills all those it can't absorb.

The extraordinary qualities of Mrs Slocombe's home-made perfume causes trouble for Captain Peacock.

Sybil thinks that Basil has forgotten their wedding anniversary when actually, Basil has arranged a surprise party with Sybil's friends.

Jean and Lionel are greeted by an unwelcome guest and a shocking announcement when they return home to London.

Jones cannot remember where he placed the money that he has collected for the new canteen and is subjected to a memory jogging test by the platoon.

A stranger defies the local cattle baron and his sadistic son by working for one of his oldest rivals.

Having escaped execution and assumed an alias, Baron Frankenstein transplants his deformed underling's brain into a perfect body, but the result proves to be mortally perilous.

A rich rancher wants to incorporate a sacred mountain into his land, so he encourages the natives to war with the white settlers. Meanwhile, the Lone Ranger works to keep the town away from danger.

The team is assigned to intercept a list of heroin-ring information before it passes from a dying leader to his successor.

The extraordinary qualities of Mrs Slocombe's home-made perfume causes trouble for Captain Peacock.

Sybil thinks that Basil has forgotten their wedding anniversary when actually, Basil has arranged a surprise party with Sybil's friends.

Jean and Lionel are greeted by an unwelcome guest and a shocking announcement when they return home to London.

General Stofle, an old chum of Klink's, comes for a furtive visit to Stalag 13.

Hogan decides to join forces with a new underground unit in an effort to sabotage a local railroad tunnel.

Hawkeye sends a letter to President Harry Truman detailing some of the madness that he sees around him.

Klinger misses a crucial poker game when Potter recruits him to tutor him for a traffic school test.

A wax-museum employee fights to preserve five figures of famous murderers.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Kirk beams down to the planet Gideon and finds himself trapped on a deserted Enterprise. Spock on the real Enterprise must deal with the uncooperative inhabitants of Gideon and find the captain.

When Mike's boss, Mr. Matthews, sends the family a pool table, Bobby becomes obsessed with pool, challenging all comers including Mr. Matthews himself.

Max is nervous as he waits for 99 to give birth. At the same time, CONTROL is desperately trying to find the new KAOS HQ.

Schultz is going to be sent to the Russian front because Burkhalter found him goofing off.

While in Seattle lecturing at the university, Jessica soon finds herself mixed up in a murder mystery, but she is convinced that the young man she hired as her secretary is not a killer.

During surgery, Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the soldiers he is trying to keep alive. At the same time, Frank is trying to seduce Hot Lips.

Radar gets accepted into the famous Las Vegas Writers School and begins to write his impressions of the camp.

Despite being kept at arms length by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, Arkwright has never lost hope that love will finally triumph. But his optimism is dealt a blow when her old flame arrives.

An unsophisticated country girl falls in love with the downed pilot she rescued and nursed back to health.

When Mike's boss, Mr. Matthews, sends the family a pool table, Bobby becomes obsessed with pool, challenging all comers including Mr. Matthews himself.

While in Seattle lecturing at the university, Jessica soon finds herself mixed up in a murder mystery, but she is convinced that the young man she hired as her secretary is not a killer.

Barney cannot escape a minefield during a mission to sabotage a satellite carrying hydrogen bombs.

Kirk beams down to the planet Gideon and finds himself trapped on a deserted Enterprise. Spock on the real Enterprise must deal with the uncooperative inhabitants of Gideon and find the captain.

Charlotte Scott and state trooper Robert Franklin seem to be stalked by giants.

Schultz is going to be sent to the Russian front because Burkhalter found him goofing off.

During surgery, Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the soldiers he is trying to keep alive. At the same time, Frank is trying to seduce Hot Lips.

Radar gets accepted into the famous Las Vegas Writers School and begins to write his impressions of the camp.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Our heroes are nearly blown to kingdom come.

Hyacinth is worried that she has been neglecting Daddy and decides to take him on a picnic. But when Hyacinth goes to collect Daddy from Daisy's, Daddy escapes in Richard's car.

An independent former ranch foreman is kidnapped along with an heiress, who is being held for ransom by a trio of ruthless outlaws.

Despite being kept at arms length by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, Arkwright has never lost hope that love will finally triumph. But his optimism is dealt a blow when her old flame arrives.

Charlotte Scott and state trooper Robert Franklin seem to be stalked by giants.

While in Seattle lecturing at the university, Jessica soon finds herself mixed up in a murder mystery, but she is convinced that the young man she hired as her secretary is not a killer.

Barney cannot escape a minefield during a mission to sabotage a satellite carrying hydrogen bombs.

When Mike's boss, Mr. Matthews, sends the family a pool table, Bobby becomes obsessed with pool, challenging all comers including Mr. Matthews himself.

Max is nervous as he waits for 99 to give birth. At the same time, CONTROL is desperately trying to find the new KAOS HQ.

Schultz is going to be sent to the Russian front because Burkhalter found him goofing off.

During surgery, Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the soldiers he is trying to keep alive. At the same time, Frank is trying to seduce Hot Lips.

Radar gets accepted into the famous Las Vegas Writers School and begins to write his impressions of the camp.

An unsophisticated country girl falls in love with the downed pilot she rescued and nursed back to health.

An independent former ranch foreman is kidnapped along with an heiress, who is being held for ransom by a trio of ruthless outlaws.

Charlotte Scott and state trooper Robert Franklin seem to be stalked by giants.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

After the Enterprise landing party beams down to investigate a geologically interesting planet, their ship is hurled across the galaxy.

Wanting to get rich quick, Bobby begins selling bottles of hair tonic. But, the tonic turns Greg's hair orange just days before his high-school graduation.

Simon the Likable is coming to town to steal the Huffiker Plans from the Pentagon. Simon is unstoppable because everyone that sees him instantly likes him and will do anything for him.

Hogan sets Klink up with a female agent to deliver secret documents, but ends up sending Schultz when Klink is sent with the wrong ones.

Jessica is called upon once again to help a most unconventional neighbour. He is accused of murdering his former partner with one of his inventions.

Hawkeye is one word away from his first-ever crossword puzzle completion. When he enlists the help of another unit surgeon, who arrives with the admiral, he must get himself out of big trouble.

Cho Lin of the 4077 is playing Kim Iouki of the 8063 in ping-pong. Later, Cho brings a young Korean who he plans to marry - but he needs the unit's help.

Granville is undergoing an identity crisis, and discards his apron for a hip new image of shades and snappy threads.

When a prosecutor leaks a false story that a liquor warehouse owner is involved in the murder of an union head, the man's life begins to unravel.

Jessica is called upon once again to help a most unconventional neighbour. He is accused of murdering his former partner with one of his inventions.

The IMF team infiltrates a revolutionary group which commits robberies to finance plans to overthrow the American government.

After the Enterprise landing party beams down to investigate a geologically interesting planet, their ship is hurled across the galaxy.

Two children escape their bickering parents through a portal in the bottom of their swimming pool to a magical land watched over by a kind old woman the children call Aunt T.

Hogan sets Klink up with a female agent to deliver secret documents, but ends up sending Schultz when Klink is sent with the wrong ones.

Hawkeye is one word away from his first-ever crossword puzzle completion. When he enlists the help of another unit surgeon, who arrives with the admiral, he must get himself out of big trouble.

Cho Lin of the 4077 is playing Kim Iouki of the 8063 in ping-pong. Later, Cho brings a young Korean who he plans to marry - but he needs the unit's help.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Private Godfrey decides he would be unable to shoot an enemy soldier and decides to declare himself a conscientious objector.

Richard must finally come to terms with early retirement, which includes spending all day and every day with Hyacinth.

In the waning days of World War II, the United States Navy cargo ship Reluctant and her crew are stationed in the 'backwater' areas of the Pacific Ocean.

Granville is undergoing an identity crisis, and discards his apron for a hip new image of shades and snappy threads.

Two children escape their bickering parents through a portal in the bottom of their swimming pool to a magical land watched over by a kind old woman the children call Aunt T.

Jessica is called upon once again to help a most unconventional neighbour. He is accused of murdering his former partner with one of his inventions.

The IMF team infiltrates a revolutionary group which commits robberies to finance plans to overthrow the American government.

Wanting to get rich quick, Bobby begins selling bottles of hair tonic. But, the tonic turns Greg's hair orange just days before his high-school graduation.

When a prosecutor leaks a false story that a liquor warehouse owner is involved in the murder of an union head, the man's life begins to unravel.

In the waning days of World War II, the United States Navy cargo ship Reluctant and her crew are stationed in the 'backwater' areas of the Pacific Ocean.

Two children escape their bickering parents through a portal in the bottom of their swimming pool to a magical land watched over by a kind old woman the children call Aunt T.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

A mysterious, twinkling mass of sapient energy ravages an important archive and Scotty's new girlfriend may be linked to it.

A talent agent signs Greg to become a rock star named "Johnny Bravo." Greg lets his new fame get to his head, until he discovers that he was only signed because he "fit the suit."

CONTROL is transporting vicious killer Big Eddie Little to jail by pretending to run in a marathon with him. Little breaks away from Max, but not before Max shoots him in the shoulder.

Crittendon is the only one to avoid capture when he and his commandos parachute into camp on a mission to capture Rommel.

Jessica is asked to help solve the 'impossible' murder of a wealthy, and much disliked, amusement park owner.

A young black sergeant is tended to after a bullet wound, and, at the same time, a fight breaks out at Rosie's bar between two units.

Hot Lips bemoans the fact she hasn't had a letter from her fiancee recently. When she finally hears from him, she learns he is in the hospital, which makes her a wreck.

Granville advertises for love in the local paper, but with Arkwright's help the relationship is over before it starts.

A Union Cavalry outfit is sent behind confederate lines in strength to destroy a rail/supply centre.

Jessica is asked to help solve the 'impossible' murder of a wealthy, and much disliked, amusement park owner.

The IMF must find information in a secret nuclear-arms treaty to avert an off shore missile crisis.

A mysterious, twinkling mass of sapient energy ravages an important archive and Scotty's new girlfriend may be linked to it.

Mike Ferris finds himself alone in the small Oakwood town and without recollection about his name, where he is or who he is.

Crittendon is the only one to avoid capture when he and his commandos parachute into camp on a mission to capture Rommel.

A young black sergeant is tended to after a bullet wound, and, at the same time, a fight breaks out at Rosie's bar between two units.

Hot Lips bemoans the fact she hasn't had a letter from her fiancee recently. When she finally hears from him, she learns he is in the hospital, which makes her a wreck.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Private Frazer suggests that they enrol a platoon dog in order to find the Germans who have been dropping into their portion of England by parachute.

Now that Richard has retired, Hyacinth has decided that they must spend more time together, taking trips into the country to look for Iron Age remains.

Luke Jackson is a cool, gutsy prisoner in a Southern chain gang, who, while refusing to buckle under to authority, keeps escaping and being recaptured.

Granville advertises for love in the local paper, but with Arkwright's help the relationship is over before it starts.

Mike Ferris finds himself alone in the small Oakwood town and without recollection about his name, where he is or who he is.

Jessica is asked to help solve the 'impossible' murder of a wealthy, and much disliked, amusement park owner.

The IMF must find information in a secret nuclear-arms treaty to avert an off shore missile crisis.

CONTROL is transporting vicious killer Big Eddie Little to jail by pretending to run in a marathon with him. Little breaks away from Max, but not before Max shoots him in the shoulder.

A Union Cavalry outfit is sent behind confederate lines in strength to destroy a rail/supply centre.

Luke Jackson is a cool, gutsy prisoner in a Southern chain gang, who, while refusing to buckle under to authority, keeps escaping and being recaptured.

Mike Ferris finds himself alone in the small Oakwood town and without recollection about his name, where he is or who he is.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

On a planet, looking for an urgent medicinal cure, Kirk, Spock and McCoy come across a dignified recluse living privately but in splendour with his sheltered ward and a very protective robot servant.

Bobby lies to his friends by telling them he knows NFL legend Joe Namath. So Cindy sends a bogus letter to Namath stating that Bobby is dying and that his last wish is to meet the football star.

CONTROL agents are receiving bananas in the mail and then being murdered. KAOS is using Chucko, an ape made to look like a human and currently working as CONTROL agent Armstrong.

Hogan gets Klink to think he is about to capture a POW escape ring.

While attending a special ballet performance, Jessica helps solve the backstage murder of a young dancer by a defecting ballerina.

Potter puts the M*A*S*H unit in full operation to track down a spread of hepatitis when it appears Father Mulcahy has contracted it. Meanwhile, BJ must perform a difficult surgery.

A visiting officer asks Potter for his best doctor. He suggests Hawkeye, but after realising the patient is hard-nosed Corps Commander Korshak, he unsuccessfully tries to withdraw the name.

In an attempt to make Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous, Arkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper.

During WWII, a man persuaded to live on an isolated island and spot aircraft finds himself responsible for a teacher and several students, all female.

While attending a special ballet performance, Jessica helps solve the backstage murder of a young dancer by a defecting ballerina.

The IMF is assigned to free the leader of a West African liberation movement, held prisoner by a racist, tyrannical colonel.

On a planet, looking for an urgent medicinal cure, Kirk, Spock and McCoy come across a dignified recluse living privately but in splendour with his sheltered ward and a very protective robot servant.

A pitchman is visited by Mr. Death and is forced to get his priorities in order.

Hogan gets Klink to think he is about to capture a POW escape ring.

Potter puts the M*A*S*H unit in full operation to track down a spread of hepatitis when it appears Father Mulcahy has contracted it. Meanwhile, BJ must perform a difficult surgery.

A visiting officer asks Potter for his best doctor. He suggests Hawkeye, but after realising the patient is hard-nosed Corps Commander Korshak, he unsuccessfully tries to withdraw the name.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

A vital part of the platoon's machine gun has gone missing after Private Frazer took it to his workshop for cleaning.

Hyacinth and Richard go to the country where they have borrowed Violet and Bruce's cottage to host a barbecue.

In a crumbling Hollywood mansion, two ageing sisters, both former celebrities, are bound together in a psychopathic relationship by their mutual dependency and jealousy.

In an attempt to make Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous, Arkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper.

A pitchman is visited by Mr. Death and is forced to get his priorities in order.

While attending a special ballet performance, Jessica helps solve the backstage murder of a young dancer by a defecting ballerina.

The town drunk in the old-west faces his past when Fate lends a hand.

Jessica's deductive abilities are in demand when a flamboyant hypnotist turns up dead, behind locked doors, in front of an audience of journalists whom he had put into a trance.

A deceased defector's body must be recovered since it contains the only sample of a deadly nerve gas; guest Andrew Duggan.

To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

LeBeau decides to escape, leaving the camp without a chef.

Potter obtains a copy of his favourite film and makes a social event out of it. Tensions rise when the film keeps breaking, until Mulcahy plays the piano while everyone acts out scenes from the film.

BJ can't understand why the soldiers always want to save the shrapnel they extract as souvenirs. While Frank defends the practice, Potter announces that the collecting of these souvenirs should be stopped.

McHale is a wheeler-dealer, a kind of Bilko for the navy, whose sun- and-sand lifestyle is invaded by crazy Russian Major Vladikov.

A wealthy lumberman invites Jessica to his island retreat to discover which of his relatives is trying to kill him.

Revolutionaries kidnap Paris as a hostage, believing his recent undercover role as an American magnate; guest Lou Antonio.

On patrol in deep space, Captain Kirk and his crew find and revive a genetically engineered world conqueror and his compatriots from Earth's 20th century.