Classics

To get enough money for a retirement gift for a teacher, the Brady family puts on a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

LeBeau decides to escape, leaving the camp without a chef.

Potter obtains a copy of his favourite film and makes a social event out of it. Tensions rise when the film keeps breaking, until Mulcahy plays the piano while everyone acts out scenes from the film.

BJ can't understand why the soldiers always want to save the shrapnel they extract as souvenirs. While Frank defends the practice, Potter announces that the collecting of these souvenirs should be stopped.

McHale is a wheeler-dealer, a kind of Bilko for the navy, whose sun- and-sand lifestyle is invaded by crazy Russian Major Vladikov.

A wealthy lumberman invites Jessica to his island retreat to discover which of his relatives is trying to kill him.

Revolutionaries kidnap Paris as a hostage, believing his recent undercover role as an American magnate; guest Lou Antonio.

On patrol in deep space, Captain Kirk and his crew find and revive a genetically engineered world conqueror and his compatriots from Earth's 20th century.

Aging tycoon William Feathersmith is bored with life and makes arrangements through a devilish travel agency to return to the Cliffordville of his youth and start all over again.

Jan makes a bunch of promises to be elected the Most Popular Girl in her class, but backs out of them after she wins the election. Mike and Carol try to make plans for their second honeymoon.

Captured during a sabotage mission, LeBeau, Newkirk and Carter are being held by the Gestapo for questioning.

Hogan tries to lure an Italian arrival to his camp with pizza.

Charles receives highly valued newspapers, while Hawkeye deals with a pair of Korean brothers who haven't been together since the war began.

A Polaroid camera arrives at the 4077th, a gift from a grateful father addressed to: "The doctor responsible for saving the life of my son."

During World War II, several oddly assorted military experts are teamed in a mission to raid and destroy a bridge vital to enemy strategy.

An American destroyer, on patrol in the North Atlantic, comes in direct contact with a submarine of a foreign power and finds itself the centre of a fateful controversy.

A priest and government agents using a 'safe' house get Jessica into a complicated case.

On patrol in deep space, Captain Kirk and his crew find and revive a genetically engineered world conqueror and his compatriots from Earth's 20th century.

Mr Humphries arrives late for work and is also accused of stealing. Could this mean his distinguished career might end in disgrace?

Manuel thinks he has purchased a Siberian hamster for a pet. Basil is convinced that the gullible Spaniard has been sold a rat, just as the health inspector comes to the hotel.

Lionel, Jean, Judy and Sandy are concerned when they hear noises from the empty house next-door.

In order to keep his younger troops out of a newly formed commando unit, Mainwaring suggests he will challenge the other commander using native wits against his experts.

Mel Gibson delivers an electrifying performance in Peter Weir's compelling story of friendship and adventure between two Australian soldiers in 1915.

A teak-tough colonel leads an elite Green Beret unit to capture an enemy general during the Vietnam War. This controversial USA flag-waver was released at the height of the conflict.

When Cochise bands together with Geronimo and other Indian nations, Major Colton abandons his fort, heading towards Fort Sheridan, through Apache Pass.

Barney and Dana go under cover to thwart a political boss's plans to use a student riot to place his man in the state house.

After being hit on the head with a golf ball, Mrs Slocombe regresses to her childhood.

At the age of 60, and after 26 years of loyal service, Victor is retired from his job as a security guard for Watson Mycroft.

Hogan's plans are dashed by a member of Klink's gang.

An elderly corporal arrives, much to Hogan's displeasure.

Klinger is tried for the theft of the polaroid camera and enlists Charles as his representation in court, against the advice of Hawkeye and BJ.

Colonel Potter boosts morale by holding Boxing Day at the 4077th - the officers and enlisted men trade places for the day.

Toymaker Horace Ford is increasingly preoccupied with memories of his childhood, endangering his job and marriage.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Kirk and Spock are caught up in a revolution on a planet where intellectuals and artists live in a utopian city in the sky while the rest of the population toils in mines on the barren surface below.

After Bobby defends a girl at school, she rewards him with a kiss and he immediately sees fireworks. But after a second kiss, she tells Bobby that she may have the mumps.

Everyone important in Washington suffers bad dreams and the president orders CONTROL to discover why.

Hogan saves a German radio expert whom the Nazis want to kill.

Jessica is assigned to fill the empty seat of a deceased congressman for a brief period of time and finds a great deal of political game-playing in Washington.

The 4077th work throughout the night on an incoming group of patients. They listen to the soldiers' stories as Potter tries to acquire some desperately needed blood from Seoul.

After Frank's constant jabs, Margaret contacts Don Penobscott and they arrange their wedding. The nursing staff throw a bridal shower while the men celebrate a drunken bachelor party.

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel and Granville invent a visit from the inspector of the Good Shop Guide to teach Arkwright a lesson in manners.

An angel helps a compassionate but despairingly frustrated businessman by showing what life would had been like if he never existed.

Jessica is assigned to fill the empty seat of a deceased congressman for a brief period of time and finds a great deal of political game-playing in Washington.

The IMF uses a captured spy's wife (Antoinette Bower) to release information on a list of enemy agents from the man's memory.

Kirk and Spock are caught up in a revolution on a planet where intellectuals and artists live in a utopian city in the sky while the rest of the population toils in mines on the barren surface below.

Barbara Jean Trenton is a faded film star who lives in the past by re-watching her old movies instead of moving on with her life, so her associates try to lure her out of her self-imposed isolation.

Hogan saves a German radio expert whom the Nazis want to kill.

The 4077th work throughout the night on an incoming group of patients. They listen to the soldiers' stories as Potter tries to acquire some desperately needed blood from Seoul.

After Frank's constant jabs, Margaret contacts Don Penobscott and they arrange their wedding. The nursing staff throw a bridal shower while the men celebrate a drunken bachelor party.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

As part of its War Weapons Week, Walmington-on-Sea's Home Guard will parade along with all the other auxiliary services.

Hyacinth decides to quench Richard's boredom by giving him a new hobby: filming. Sent off to film anything, Richard does not know how to film, or what to film for that matter.

Two government agents go under cover and join an outlaw gang, but they have to scramble after they are accused of murder and face a lynch mob's rope.

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel and Granville invent a visit from the inspector of the Good Shop Guide to teach Arkwright a lesson in manners.

Barbara Jean Trenton is a faded film star who lives in the past by re-watching her old movies instead of moving on with her life, so her associates try to lure her out of her self-imposed isolation.

Jessica is assigned to fill the empty seat of a deceased congressman for a brief period of time and finds a great deal of political game-playing in Washington.

The IMF uses a captured spy's wife (Antoinette Bower) to release information on a list of enemy agents from the man's memory.

After Bobby defends a girl at school, she rewards him with a kiss and he immediately sees fireworks. But after a second kiss, she tells Bobby that she may have the mumps.

Everyone important in Washington suffers bad dreams and the president orders CONTROL to discover why.

Hogan saves a German radio expert whom the Nazis want to kill.

An angel helps a compassionate but despairingly frustrated businessman by showing what life would had been like if he never existed.

Two government agents go under cover and join an outlaw gang, but they have to scramble after they are accused of murder and face a lynch mob's rope.

Barbara Jean Trenton is a faded film star who lives in the past by re-watching her old movies instead of moving on with her life, so her associates try to lure her out of her self-imposed isolation.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

Kirk, Spock, Abraham Lincoln and Vulcan legend Surak are pitted in battle against villains from history to help a conscious rock creature's understanding of the concept of 'good versus evil'.

Greg gets Peter to pretend to be an older guy and go with him on a double date, and Mike and Carol prepare to entertain one of Mike's clients from Mexico.

The planet is being frozen by a giant KAOS fan in the North Pole. Max gets snowed in, so 99 and CIA agent Quigley journey to the North Pole to find Mounties Siegfried and Shtarker.

Hogan gets Klink to believe he is a great painter so that Hogan can meet an underground contact at an art gallery.

Broadway legend Rita Bristol and her daughter star in a musical produced by her son, not knowing that murder is lurking in the wings.

Frank becomes distraught after Margaret leaves for her honeymoon, so Potter sends him on R&R.

Frank's behaviour is so strange that Hawkeye is already packing his trunk in preparation for his leave.

Arkwright will do anything to get himself into Nurse Gladys' bedroom, including the use of a ladder and a box of chocolates.

Texas drifter Dempsey Rae enters Wyoming in search of work as a cattle herder. When increasing, unfenced herds begin crowding out the smaller ranches, violence escalates on the range.

Greg gets Peter to pretend to be an older guy and go with him on a double date, and Mike and Carol prepare to entertain one of Mike's clients from Mexico.

Broadway legend Rita Bristol and her daughter star in a musical produced by her son, not knowing that murder is lurking in the wings.

An arms dealer (George Sanders) concocts a plan to supply American arms to guerrilla groups in Africa and the Middle East.

Kirk, Spock, Abraham Lincoln and Vulcan legend Surak are pitted in battle against villains from history to help a conscious rock creature's understanding of the concept of 'good versus evil'.

A man, fed up with where he's at in life, finds himself not only in his old hometown, but back to the time when he was a boy.

Hogan gets Klink to believe he is a great painter so that Hogan can meet an underground contact at an art gallery.

Frank becomes distraught after Margaret leaves for her honeymoon, so Potter sends him on R&R.

Frank's behaviour is so strange that Hawkeye is already packing his trunk in preparation for his leave.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

The Walmington-on -Sea Home Guard platoon take part in an exercise against the Eastgate platoon led by Captain Square.

Hyacinth prepares for her trip to the art exhibition, she is, of course, an avid art lover. But her plans are interrupted when Daddy runs off to join the French Foreign Legion.

Allied agents stage a daring raid on a castle where the Nazis are holding an American General prisoner, but nothing is as it seems.

Arkwright will do anything to get himself into Nurse Gladys' bedroom, including the use of a ladder and a box of chocolates.

A man, fed up with where he's at in life, finds himself not only in his old hometown, but back to the time when he was a boy.

Broadway legend Rita Bristol and her daughter star in a musical produced by her son, not knowing that murder is lurking in the wings.

An arms dealer (George Sanders) concocts a plan to supply American arms to guerrilla groups in Africa and the Middle East.

Texas drifter Dempsey Rae enters Wyoming in search of work as a cattle herder. When increasing, unfenced herds begin crowding out the smaller ranches, violence escalates on the range.

Allied agents stage a daring raid on a castle where the Nazis are holding an American General prisoner, but nothing is as it seems.

A man, fed up with where he's at in life, finds himself not only in his old hometown, but back to the time when he was a boy.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

When Kirk, Spock and McCoy investigate the disappearance of a doomed planet's population, they find themselves trapped in different periods of that world's past.

When a rival high school steals the mascot from Greg's school, Greg gets involved in stealing the rival schools goat to get even and hides it in his room.

The Chief worries that living with Max has made 99 clumsy, but she convinces the Chief to give her another assignment. He sends her undercover to a radio show which KAOS is using to send information.

An English traitor, who could pass for Colonel Crittendon's twin brother, parachutes into camp with information for Hitler.

While in New Orleans, Jessica must solve the mysterious murder of a famous musician who died while performing on stage.

Radar is depressed because so far during the war nothing has happened to make him feel that his manhood has been fulfilled.

While Klinger is busy with his latest attempt to get himself certified crazy, Potter is sending a colonel to determine if BJ is a doctor or impostor.

Having inherited the shop from his uncle, it's business as usual for Granville at Arkwright's corner shop.

A gritty depiction of the ever deepening alienation of a Vietnam veteran, as he becomes a psychotic cab driver who obsessively cruises the mean streets of Manhattan.

While in New Orleans, Jessica must solve the mysterious murder of a famous musician who died while performing on stage.

After eye surgery, Phelps poses as a blinded FBI agent to infiltrate a crime syndicate.

When Kirk, Spock and McCoy investigate the disappearance of a doomed planet's population, they find themselves trapped in different periods of that world's past.

A hypochondriac man sells his soul to the devil, exchanging it for several thousand years of immortality.

An English traitor, who could pass for Colonel Crittendon's twin brother, parachutes into camp with information for Hitler.

Radar is depressed because so far during the war nothing has happened to make him feel that his manhood has been fulfilled.

While Klinger is busy with his latest attempt to get himself certified crazy, Potter is sending a colonel to determine if BJ is a doctor or impostor.

The Emmy-winning quiz show features a unique answer-and-question format.

In order to make his men battle ready, Captain Mainwaring starts a foot hardening program that involves lengthy marches, a program which his troops dislike intensely.

Hyacinth and Richard learn they don't know much about sailing while spending the weekend aboard a cruiser.

An ex-bounty hunter reluctantly helps a wealthy landowner and his henchmen track down a Mexican revolutionary leader.

Having inherited the shop from his uncle, it's business as usual for Granville at Arkwright's corner shop.

A hypochondriac man sells his soul to the devil, exchanging it for several thousand years of immortality.

While in New Orleans, Jessica must solve the mysterious murder of a famous musician who died while performing on stage.