2026-03-07 00:00 Seinfeld Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source. 00:30 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. 01:00 Seinfeld George and Elaine tire of Jerry's sweet talk. Elaine slips up before the Soup Nazi and is banned from his stall for a year. 01:30 Seinfeld En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while George and Kramer search for the right wine. 02:00 Seinfeld George lands a job after being mistaken as handicapped. Jerry suspects Bania is using him. Kramer's shaving trick backfires, and Elaine ends a relationship mid flight. 02:30 Seinfeld Jerry risks losing his girlfriend over a joke. George keeps working despite being told to leave. Elaine finds breaking up is hard, and Kramer hires an assistant. 03:00 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends try to escape a Puerto Rican day traffic jam. 03:30 Seinfeld Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous puffy shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on NBC news. Guest stars Wendall Meldrum. 04:00 Seinfeld Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle is related to something he snorted. 04:30 Seinfeld Elaine invites Susan to a clothing exhibition, which worries Kramer. Jerry befriends his pool guy and cannot shake him. 05:00 Seinfeld As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys. Meanwhile, Elaine deals with a scheming employee. 05:30 Seinfeld Jerry takes pity on a poor foreigner whose important immigration papers were mistakenly left in his unopened mail box. 06:00 Seinfeld Kramer backs the reopening of an old theatre and watches over a fragile friend. Lloyd's Chinese gum becomes an obsession. 06:30 Seinfeld Romance blossoms between George and his former classmate Diane after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. 07:00 Seinfeld George does the opposite of everything he would normally do and turns his life around. Guest stars Dedee Pfeiffer. 07:30 Seinfeld Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to pool their money in a contest of self-denial. 08:00 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. 08:20 Seinfeld Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets. George's mum gets an eye job. 08:45 Seinfeld Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source. 09:05 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. 09:30 Seinfeld George and Elaine tire of Jerry's sweet talk. Elaine slips up before the Soup Nazi and is banned from his stall for a year. 09:50 Seinfeld En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while George and Kramer search for the right wine. 10:15 Seinfeld George lands a job after being mistaken as handicapped. Jerry suspects Bania is using him. Kramer's shaving trick backfires, and Elaine ends a relationship mid flight. 10:40 Seinfeld Jerry risks losing his girlfriend over a joke. George keeps working despite being told to leave. Elaine finds breaking up is hard, and Kramer hires an assistant. 11:05 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends try to escape a Puerto Rican day traffic jam. 11:30 Seinfeld Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous puffy shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on NBC news. Guest stars Wendall Meldrum. 11:55 Seinfeld Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle is related to something he snorted. 12:20 Seinfeld Elaine invites Susan to a clothing exhibition, which worries Kramer. Jerry befriends his pool guy and cannot shake him. 12:45 Seinfeld As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys. Meanwhile, Elaine deals with a scheming employee. 13:10 Seinfeld Jerry takes pity on a poor foreigner whose important immigration papers were mistakenly left in his unopened mail box. 13:35 Seinfeld Kramer backs the reopening of an old theatre and watches over a fragile friend. Lloyd's Chinese gum becomes an obsession. 14:00 Seinfeld Romance blossoms between George and his former classmate Diane after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. 14:30 Seinfeld George does the opposite of everything he would normally do and turns his life around. Guest stars Dedee Pfeiffer. 15:00 Seinfeld Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to pool their money in a contest of self-denial. 15:30 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. 16:00 Seinfeld Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets. George's mum gets an eye job. 16:30 Seinfeld Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source. 17:00 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. 17:30 Seinfeld George and Elaine tire of Jerry's sweet talk. Elaine slips up before the Soup Nazi and is banned from his stall for a year. 18:00 Seinfeld En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while George and Kramer search for the right wine. 18:30 Seinfeld George lands a job after being mistaken as handicapped. Jerry suspects Bania is using him. Kramer's shaving trick backfires, and Elaine ends a relationship mid flight. 19:00 Seinfeld Jerry risks losing his girlfriend over a joke. George keeps working despite being told to leave. Elaine finds breaking up is hard, and Kramer hires an assistant. 19:30 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends try to escape a Puerto Rican day traffic jam. 20:00 Seinfeld Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous puffy shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on NBC news. Guest stars Wendall Meldrum. 20:30 Seinfeld Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle is related to something he snorted. 21:00 Seinfeld A college reporter mistakenly prints that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions. Jerry works overtime to prove his straightness. 21:30 Seinfeld Elaine agonises about a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet paper when she finds that her stall is lacking. 22:00 Seinfeld Elaine's strange dancing kills staff respect. George cultivates a bad boy image. Jerry becomes an underground legend after bootlegging a new movie. 22:30 Seinfeld After being fired from the Yankees, George helps Jerry with a demanding girlfriend. Kramer accidentally wins a Tony, and Elaine is accused of bullying co workers. 23:00 Seinfeld Elaine accidentally reveals a bit too much decolletage on her Christmas card, which she has sent out to everyone she knows. 23:30 Seinfeld A bad cheque threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation; raising chickens leads Kramer into illegal cock-fighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.
2026-03-08 00:00 Seinfeld At dinner with his parents, Jerry accepts a special astronaut's pen as a gift. 00:30 Seinfeld Good Samaritans Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort and assist senior citizens in their homes. Guest stars Tobin Bell. 01:00 Seinfeld Jerry and George propose to write a television series. 01:30 Seinfeld Elaine is dating an older man who has a heart attack in front of Jerry's apartment. 03:00 Seinfeld En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while George and Kramer search for the right wine. 03:30 Seinfeld Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants. Guest stars Teri Hatcher. 04:00 Seinfeld Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight. Guest stars Sherman Howard. 04:30 Seinfeld Jerry is frustrated in his attempts to squeeze in two comedy appearances on opposite sides of town while shadowed by a pesky fellow comedian. 05:00 Seinfeld While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine. Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. 05:30 Seinfeld Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. 06:00 Seinfeld Elaine dates a saxophonist she deems sponge worthy, though he will not do everything. Jerry blabs to a bandmate. 06:30 Seinfeld Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. 07:00 Seinfeld A college reporter mistakenly prints that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions. Jerry works overtime to prove his straightness. 07:30 Seinfeld Elaine agonises about a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet paper when she finds that her stall is lacking. 08:00 Seinfeld Elaine's strange dancing kills staff respect. George cultivates a bad boy image. Jerry becomes an underground legend after bootlegging a new movie. 08:30 Seinfeld After being fired from the Yankees, George helps Jerry with a demanding girlfriend. Kramer accidentally wins a Tony, and Elaine is accused of bullying co workers. 09:00 Seinfeld Elaine accidentally reveals a bit too much decolletage on her Christmas card, which she has sent out to everyone she knows. 09:20 Seinfeld A bad cheque threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation; raising chickens leads Kramer into illegal cock-fighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. 09:45 Seinfeld At dinner with his parents, Jerry accepts a special astronaut's pen as a gift. 10:05 Seinfeld Good Samaritans Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort and assist senior citizens in their homes. Guest stars Tobin Bell. 10:30 Seinfeld Jerry and George propose to write a television series. 10:50 Seinfeld Elaine is dating an older man who has a heart attack in front of Jerry's apartment. 11:15 Seinfeld En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while George and Kramer search for the right wine. 11:40 Seinfeld Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants. Guest stars Teri Hatcher. 12:05 Seinfeld Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight. Guest stars Sherman Howard. 12:30 Seinfeld Jerry is frustrated in his attempts to squeeze in two comedy appearances on opposite sides of town while shadowed by a pesky fellow comedian. 12:55 Seinfeld While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine. Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. 13:20 Seinfeld Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. 13:45 Seinfeld Elaine dates a saxophonist she deems sponge worthy, though he will not do everything. Jerry blabs to a bandmate. 14:10 Seinfeld Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. 14:35 Seinfeld A college reporter mistakenly prints that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions. Jerry works overtime to prove his straightness. 15:00 Seinfeld George tries to capitalise on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. 15:30 Seinfeld Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. 16:00 Seinfeld Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. 16:30 Seinfeld Jerry fumes when his masseuse girlfriend refuses to massage him. Elaine dates a man who shares the name of a notorious New York serial killer. 17:00 Seinfeld Elaine's Native American friend, Winona, thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering. 17:30 Seinfeld In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. 18:00 Seinfeld Elaine agonises about a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet paper when she finds that her stall is lacking. 18:30 Seinfeld En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while George and Kramer search for the right wine. 19:00 Seinfeld Romance blossoms between George and his former classmate Diane after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. 19:30 Seinfeld Jerry worries obsessively when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for its apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece. 20:00 Seinfeld When Kramer is hired as a stand-in on a soap opera, he befriends a little person. 20:30 Seinfeld Jerry lets his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive a dry cleaning discount. 21:00 Seinfeld Kramer's money making scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires. 21:30 Seinfeld Inspired by Kramer's idea, George sells his dad's old duds to a second-hand store without asking permission. 22:00 Seinfeld George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route. 22:30 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. 23:00 Seinfeld George does the opposite of everything he would normally do and turns his life around. Guest stars Dedee Pfeiffer. 23:30 Seinfeld Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful.
2026-03-09 00:00 Seinfeld Jerry learns his date was once dumped by Newman, Kramer worries that he caused a murder and George's petty remarks cause him trouble. 00:30 Seinfeld Jerry accepts an invitation to help with the PBS studio pledge drive. 01:00 Seinfeld Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and expose the Costanza's plans to divorce. 01:30 Seinfeld Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. 02:00 Seinfeld Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. 02:30 Seinfeld Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he does not like. 03:00 Seinfeld George claims he bought a celebrity's used car and Kramer tries to save a failing neighbourhood business. 03:30 Seinfeld George hires an unattractive secretary, while Kramer meets Uma Thurman and uses Jerry's dry cleaning ticket to write down her number. 04:00 Seinfeld Jerry finds an old high-school classmate who still disputes the outcome of a big race. George finds evidence that Elaine's new boyfriend is a communist. 04:30 Seinfeld Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. 05:00 Seinfeld A pair of Superbowl tickets circulates among Jerry and his friends. 05:30 Seinfeld George learns the truth about a friend's illness. Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. 06:00 Seinfeld A look back at the first one hundred shows. 06:30 Seinfeld A look back at the first one hundred shows. 07:00 Seinfeld Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. 07:30 Seinfeld George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route. 08:00 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. 08:30 Seinfeld George does the opposite of everything he would normally do and turns his life around. Guest stars Dedee Pfeiffer. 09:00 Seinfeld Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful. 09:20 Seinfeld Jerry learns his date was once dumped by Newman, Kramer worries that he caused a murder and George's petty remarks cause him trouble. 09:45 Seinfeld Jerry accepts an invitation to help with the PBS studio pledge drive. 10:05 Seinfeld Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and expose the Costanza's plans to divorce. 10:30 Seinfeld Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. 10:50 Seinfeld Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. 11:15 Seinfeld Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he does not like. 11:40 Seinfeld George claims he bought a celebrity's used car and Kramer tries to save a failing neighbourhood business. 12:05 Seinfeld George hires an unattractive secretary, while Kramer meets Uma Thurman and uses Jerry's dry cleaning ticket to write down her number. 12:30 Seinfeld Jerry finds an old high-school classmate who still disputes the outcome of a big race. George finds evidence that Elaine's new boyfriend is a communist. 12:55 Seinfeld Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. 13:20 Seinfeld A pair of Superbowl tickets circulates among Jerry and his friends. 13:45 Seinfeld George learns the truth about a friend's illness. Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. 14:10 Seinfeld A look back at the first one hundred shows. 14:35 Seinfeld A look back at the first one hundred shows. 15:00 Seinfeld Jerry accepts an invitation to help with the PBS studio pledge drive. 15:30 Seinfeld Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and expose the Costanza's plans to divorce. 16:00 Seinfeld Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. 16:30 Seinfeld Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. 17:00 Seinfeld Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he does not like. 17:30 Seinfeld George claims he bought a celebrity's used car and Kramer tries to save a failing neighbourhood business. 18:00 Seinfeld George hires an unattractive secretary, while Kramer meets Uma Thurman and uses Jerry's dry cleaning ticket to write down her number. 18:30 Seinfeld Jerry finds an old high-school classmate who still disputes the outcome of a big race. George finds evidence that Elaine's new boyfriend is a communist. 19:00 Seinfeld Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. 19:30 Seinfeld A pair of Superbowl tickets circulates among Jerry and his friends. 20:00 Seinfeld George learns the truth about a friend's illness. Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. 20:30 Seinfeld A look back at the first one hundred shows. 21:00 Seinfeld A look back at the first one hundred shows. 21:30 Seinfeld Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. 22:00 Seinfeld Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly. 22:30 Seinfeld Jerry is intimidated by Mr Pitt's doorman and Kramer plays a joke on some German tourists by pretending to rob George. 23:00 Seinfeld George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal. 23:30 Seinfeld George hates his girlfriend's portrait of him. A flea infested apartment pushes Jerry's parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite. Guest star Len Lesser.
2026-03-10 00:00 Seinfeld Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets. George's mum gets an eye job. 00:30 Seinfeld Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. 01:00 Seinfeld Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is. Meanwhile, George tells his girlfriend that he loves her. 01:30 Seinfeld When guest star Bette Midler is injured during a softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy the lead role in a musical. 02:00 Seinfeld Jerry and George rethink women and make a pact to change, though Jerry is in the dark. Elaine loses sleep to a relentless barking dog. 02:30 Seinfeld A neighbourly rabbi with a cable show ends Elaine's dog trouble. Kramer's role in the dog napping rattles him. George decides to postpone his engagement. 03:00 Seinfeld George buckles under pressure with Susan. Maestro boasts about a rental in Tuscany, sending Jerry down a research rabbit hole. 03:30 Seinfeld Elaine dates the man from her wake up service who adores dogs. Grapefruit pulp in George's eye sparks chaos when his winks are misread. 04:00 Seinfeld George picks up a bad habit from some baseball officials. Elaine has a runner as a house guest during the New York City Marathon, while Kramer gets a jacuzzi. 04:30 Seinfeld George and Elaine tire of Jerry's sweet talk. Elaine slips up before the Soup Nazi and is banned from his stall for a year. 05:00 Seinfeld George guards his ATM code from Susan. Elaine is baffled when a man remembers a party in detail but not her. 05:30 Seinfeld Elaine invites Susan to a clothing exhibition, which worries Kramer. Jerry befriends his pool guy and cannot shake him. 06:00 Seinfeld Finding out that her favoured method of birth control is only available in a limited supply, Elaine must decide if her boyfriend is worthy. 06:30 Seinfeld Kramer backs the reopening of an old theatre and watches over a fragile friend. Lloyd's Chinese gum becomes an obsession. 07:00 Seinfeld Elaine dates a saxophonist she deems sponge worthy, though he will not do everything. Jerry blabs to a bandmate. 07:30 Seinfeld Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly. 08:00 Seinfeld Jerry is intimidated by Mr Pitt's doorman and Kramer plays a joke on some German tourists by pretending to rob George. 08:30 Seinfeld George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal. 09:00 No listing available 10:30 No listing available 12:00 No listing available 13:30 No listing available 15:00 No listing available 16:30 No listing available 18:00 No listing available 18:18 No listing available 19:48 No listing available 21:18 No listing available 22:48 No listing available
2026-03-11 00:18 No listing available 01:48 No listing available 03:18 No listing available 04:48 No listing available 06:18 No listing available 07:48 No listing available 09:00 Seinfeld George's fixation on Marisa alarms Susan. Elaine rings Jerry in Florida wanting to join him. Elaine gets Marisa's number so George can claim an alibi. 09:20 Seinfeld Pre trip tests show traces of opium, so Peterman fires Elaine. Jerry's parents linger in New York while waiting to move back to Florida. 09:45 Seinfeld Susan's old roommate hands Jerry a package, and he misplaces his own. Frank turns George's room into a billiard room. 10:05 Seinfeld George is happy because his wedding is delayed three months and excited because Jerry is going to go out with Susan's best friend. 10:30 Seinfeld Jerry uses Elaine to prove a clerk wrong about an expensive jacket, and the clerk asks her out. George hosts an unwanted wig master from a Broadway musical. 10:50 Seinfeld Sharing a calzone makes George Steinbrenner's pet. Kramer raves about clothes straight from the dryer. Jerry thinks Elaine's boyfriend is dating her without asking. 11:15 Seinfeld George doesn't hear the details on a project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Peterman wants Elaine to bid on some golf clubs at an auction and gets into a bidding war. 11:40 Seinfeld Wilhelm is delighted with the job George did on the project. The detective on the case thinks he's found Jerry's car, damaged beyond recognition. 12:05 Seinfeld After George's off hand remark, Jerry and Elaine await a couple's split. Elaine debuts a new hairdo and resumes driving, which makes Jerry carsick. 12:30 Seinfeld With the wedding nearing, George and Susan order invitations. Jerry meets Jeannie, his female counterpart, after nearly geting hit by a car.. 12:55 Seinfeld As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J Peterman's business. 13:20 Seinfeld George is suspected of killing his own fiancee, while Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend. 13:45 Seinfeld Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. Then, George uses Susan's death to attract women. 14:10 Seinfeld Elaine's strange dancing kills staff respect. George cultivates a bad boy image. Jerry becomes an underground legend after bootlegging a new movie. 14:35 Seinfeld George tries to woo a photo clerk with pictures of himself. Elaine's reputation blocks treatment. Kramer offers to secure a refund for Jerry's busted stereo. 15:00 Seinfeld Susan's old roommate hands Jerry a package, and he misplaces his own. Frank turns George's room into a billiard room. 15:30 Seinfeld George is happy because his wedding is delayed three months and excited because Jerry is going to go out with Susan's best friend. 16:00 Seinfeld Jerry uses Elaine to prove a clerk wrong about an expensive jacket, and the clerk asks her out. George hosts an unwanted wig master from a Broadway musical. 16:30 Seinfeld Sharing a calzone makes George Steinbrenner's pet. Kramer raves about clothes straight from the dryer. Jerry thinks Elaine's boyfriend is dating her without asking. 17:00 Seinfeld George doesn't hear the details on a project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Peterman wants Elaine to bid on some golf clubs at an auction and gets into a bidding war. 17:30 Seinfeld Wilhelm is delighted with the job George did on the project. The detective on the case thinks he's found Jerry's car, damaged beyond recognition. 18:00 Seinfeld After George's off hand remark, Jerry and Elaine await a couple's split. Elaine debuts a new hairdo and resumes driving, which makes Jerry carsick.