2026-03-20 00:00 Seinfeld Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but are apprehensive about the duties they must perform. 00:30 Seinfeld George tries to capitalise on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. 01:00 Seinfeld Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. 01:30 Seinfeld Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. 02:00 Seinfeld Jerry fumes when his masseuse girlfriend refuses to massage him. Elaine dates a man who shares the name of a notorious New York serial killer. 02:30 Seinfeld Elaine's Native American friend, Winona, thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering. 03:00 Seinfeld In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. 03:30 Seinfeld Elaine agonises about a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet paper when she finds that her stall is lacking. 04:00 Seinfeld En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while George and Kramer search for the right wine. 04:30 Seinfeld Romance blossoms between George and his former classmate Diane after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. 05:00 Seinfeld Jerry worries obsessively when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for its apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece. 05:30 Seinfeld When Kramer is hired as a stand-in on a soap opera, he befriends a little person. 06:00 Seinfeld Jerry lets his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive a dry cleaning discount. 06:30 Seinfeld Kramer's money making scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires. 07:00 Seinfeld Inspired by Kramer's idea, George sells his dad's old duds to a second-hand store without asking permission. 07:30 Seinfeld George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route. 08:00 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. 08:30 Seinfeld George does the opposite of everything he would normally do and turns his life around. Guest stars Dedee Pfeiffer. 09:00 Seinfeld Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful. 09:30 Seinfeld Jerry learns his date was once dumped by Newman, Kramer worries that he caused a murder and George's petty remarks cause him trouble. 10:00 Seinfeld Jerry accepts an invitation to help with the PBS studio pledge drive. 10:30 Seinfeld Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and expose the Costanza's plans to divorce. 11:00 Seinfeld Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. 11:30 Seinfeld Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. 12:00 Seinfeld Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he does not like. 12:30 Seinfeld In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. 13:00 Seinfeld Elaine agonises about a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet paper when she finds that her stall is lacking. 13:30 Seinfeld En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while George and Kramer search for the right wine. 14:00 Seinfeld Romance blossoms between George and his former classmate Diane after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. 14:20 Seinfeld Jerry worries obsessively when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for its apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece. 14:45 Seinfeld When Kramer is hired as a stand-in on a soap opera, he befriends a little person. 15:05 Seinfeld Jerry lets his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive a dry cleaning discount. 15:30 Seinfeld Kramer's money making scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires. 15:50 Seinfeld Inspired by Kramer's idea, George sells his dad's old duds to a second-hand store without asking permission. 16:15 Seinfeld George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route. 16:40 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. 17:05 Seinfeld George does the opposite of everything he would normally do and turns his life around. Guest stars Dedee Pfeiffer. 17:30 Seinfeld Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful. 17:55 Seinfeld Jerry learns his date was once dumped by Newman, Kramer worries that he caused a murder and George's petty remarks cause him trouble. 18:20 Seinfeld Jerry accepts an invitation to help with the PBS studio pledge drive. 18:45 Seinfeld Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and expose the Costanza's plans to divorce. 19:10 Seinfeld Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. 19:35 Seinfeld Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. 20:00 Seinfeld When Kramer is hired as a stand-in on a soap opera, he befriends a little person. 20:30 Seinfeld Jerry lets his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive a dry cleaning discount. 21:00 Seinfeld Kramer's money making scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires. 21:30 Seinfeld Inspired by Kramer's idea, George sells his dad's old duds to a second-hand store without asking permission. 22:00 Seinfeld George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route. 22:30 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. 23:00 Seinfeld George does the opposite of everything he would normally do and turns his life around. Guest stars Dedee Pfeiffer. 23:30 Seinfeld Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful.
2026-03-21 00:00 Seinfeld Jerry learns his date was once dumped by Newman, Kramer worries that he caused a murder and George's petty remarks cause him trouble. 00:30 Seinfeld Jerry accepts an invitation to help with the PBS studio pledge drive. 01:00 Seinfeld Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and expose the Costanza's plans to divorce. 01:30 Seinfeld Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. 02:00 Seinfeld Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. 02:30 Seinfeld Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he does not like. 03:00 Seinfeld Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous puffy shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on NBC news. Guest stars Wendall Meldrum. 03:30 Seinfeld Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to pool their money in a contest of self-denial. 04:00 Seinfeld Elaine dates a saxophonist she deems sponge worthy, though he will not do everything. Jerry blabs to a bandmate. 04:30 Seinfeld A college reporter mistakenly prints that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions. Jerry works overtime to prove his straightness. 05:00 Seinfeld George and Elaine tire of Jerry's sweet talk. Elaine slips up before the Soup Nazi and is banned from his stall for a year. 05:30 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. 06:00 Seinfeld Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion, Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date, and Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. 06:30 Seinfeld As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys. Meanwhile, Elaine deals with a scheming employee. 07:00 Seinfeld Jerry finds an old high-school classmate who still disputes the outcome of a big race. George finds evidence that Elaine's new boyfriend is a communist. 07:30 Seinfeld While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine. Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. 08:00 Seinfeld Jerry meets one of his favourite baseball players. 08:30 Seinfeld Jerry's new friend has an eye for Elaine. 09:00 Seinfeld Romance blossoms between George and his former classmate Diane after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. 09:30 Seinfeld As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks. Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. 10:00 Seinfeld As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with his father, and Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. 10:30 Seinfeld George does the opposite of everything he would normally do and turns his life around. Guest stars Dedee Pfeiffer. 11:00 Seinfeld Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight. Guest stars Sherman Howard. 11:30 Seinfeld Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas. 12:00 Seinfeld Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous puffy shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on NBC news. Guest stars Wendall Meldrum. 12:30 Seinfeld Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to pool their money in a contest of self-denial. 13:00 Seinfeld Elaine dates a saxophonist she deems sponge worthy, though he will not do everything. Jerry blabs to a bandmate. 13:30 Seinfeld A college reporter mistakenly prints that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions. Jerry works overtime to prove his straightness. 14:00 Seinfeld George and Elaine tire of Jerry's sweet talk. Elaine slips up before the Soup Nazi and is banned from his stall for a year. 14:20 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. 14:45 Seinfeld Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion, Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date, and Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. 15:10 Seinfeld As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys. Meanwhile, Elaine deals with a scheming employee. 15:35 Seinfeld Jerry finds an old high-school classmate who still disputes the outcome of a big race. George finds evidence that Elaine's new boyfriend is a communist. 15:55 Seinfeld While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine. Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. 16:20 Seinfeld Jerry meets one of his favourite baseball players. 16:40 Seinfeld Jerry's new friend has an eye for Elaine. 17:05 Seinfeld Romance blossoms between George and his former classmate Diane after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. 17:30 Seinfeld As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks. Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. 17:55 Seinfeld As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with his father, and Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. 18:20 Seinfeld George does the opposite of everything he would normally do and turns his life around. Guest stars Dedee Pfeiffer. 18:45 Seinfeld Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight. Guest stars Sherman Howard. 19:10 Seinfeld Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas. 19:35 Seinfeld Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous puffy shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on NBC news. Guest stars Wendall Meldrum. 20:00 Seinfeld Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to pool their money in a contest of self-denial. 20:30 Seinfeld Elaine dates a saxophonist she deems sponge worthy, though he will not do everything. Jerry blabs to a bandmate. 21:00 Seinfeld A college reporter mistakenly prints that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions. Jerry works overtime to prove his straightness. 21:30 Seinfeld George and Elaine tire of Jerry's sweet talk. Elaine slips up before the Soup Nazi and is banned from his stall for a year. 22:00 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. 22:30 Seinfeld Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion, Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date, and Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. 23:00 Seinfeld As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys. Meanwhile, Elaine deals with a scheming employee. 23:30 Seinfeld Jerry finds an old high-school classmate who still disputes the outcome of a big race. George finds evidence that Elaine's new boyfriend is a communist.
2026-03-22 00:00 Seinfeld While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine. Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. 00:30 Seinfeld Jerry meets one of his favourite baseball players. 01:00 Seinfeld Jerry's new friend has an eye for Elaine. 01:30 Seinfeld Romance blossoms between George and his former classmate Diane after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. 02:00 Seinfeld As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks. Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. 02:30 Seinfeld As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with his father, and Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. 03:00 Seinfeld George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route. 03:30 Seinfeld Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. Then, George uses Susan's death to attract women. 04:00 Seinfeld As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. 04:30 Seinfeld George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal. 05:00 Seinfeld Kramer bonds with a caddy who sharpens his golf game. George's bosses eye a promotion when they think he works earlier and later than everyone. 05:30 Seinfeld Elaine accidentally reveals a bit too much decolletage on her Christmas card, which she has sent out to everyone she knows. 06:00 Seinfeld Jerry agrees to make a side-trip to visit a sickly fan, who must live in a protective plastic tent. Guest stars Jessica Lundy. 06:30 Seinfeld Elaine's strange dancing kills staff respect. George cultivates a bad boy image. Jerry becomes an underground legend after bootlegging a new movie. 07:00 Seinfeld After being fired from the Yankees, George helps Jerry with a demanding girlfriend. Kramer accidentally wins a Tony, and Elaine is accused of bullying co workers. 07:30 Seinfeld Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets. George's mum gets an eye job. 08:00 Seinfeld Jerry worries obsessively when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for its apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece. 08:30 Seinfeld When George's car breaks down at the airport, Jerry convinces a waiting limo driver that they are his intended passengers. 09:00 Seinfeld Elaine agonises about a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet paper when she finds that her stall is lacking. 09:30 Seinfeld As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with his father, and Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. 10:00 Seinfeld As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys. Meanwhile, Elaine deals with a scheming employee. 10:30 Seinfeld Jerry and George propose to write a television series. 11:00 Seinfeld As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like. 11:30 Seinfeld With the wedding nearing, George and Susan order invitations. Jerry meets Jeannie, his female counterpart, after nearly geting hit by a car.. 12:00 Seinfeld George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route. 12:30 Seinfeld Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. Then, George uses Susan's death to attract women. 13:00 Seinfeld As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. 13:30 Seinfeld George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal. 14:00 Seinfeld Kramer bonds with a caddy who sharpens his golf game. George's bosses eye a promotion when they think he works earlier and later than everyone. 14:20 Seinfeld Elaine accidentally reveals a bit too much decolletage on her Christmas card, which she has sent out to everyone she knows. 14:45 Seinfeld Jerry agrees to make a side-trip to visit a sickly fan, who must live in a protective plastic tent. Guest stars Jessica Lundy. 15:05 Seinfeld Elaine's strange dancing kills staff respect. George cultivates a bad boy image. Jerry becomes an underground legend after bootlegging a new movie. 15:30 Seinfeld After being fired from the Yankees, George helps Jerry with a demanding girlfriend. Kramer accidentally wins a Tony, and Elaine is accused of bullying co workers. 15:50 Seinfeld Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets. George's mum gets an eye job. 16:15 Seinfeld Jerry worries obsessively when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for its apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece. 16:40 Seinfeld When George's car breaks down at the airport, Jerry convinces a waiting limo driver that they are his intended passengers. 17:05 Seinfeld Elaine agonises about a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet paper when she finds that her stall is lacking. 17:30 Seinfeld As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with his father, and Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. 17:55 Seinfeld As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys. Meanwhile, Elaine deals with a scheming employee. 18:20 Seinfeld Jerry and George propose to write a television series. 18:45 Seinfeld As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like. 19:10 Seinfeld With the wedding nearing, George and Susan order invitations. Jerry meets Jeannie, his female counterpart, after nearly geting hit by a car.. 19:35 Seinfeld George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route. 20:00 Seinfeld When Kramer is hired as a stand-in on a soap opera, he befriends a little person. 20:30 Seinfeld Jerry lets his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive a dry cleaning discount. 21:00 Seinfeld Kramer's money making scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires. 21:30 Seinfeld Inspired by Kramer's idea, George sells his dad's old duds to a second-hand store without asking permission. 22:00 Seinfeld George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route. 22:30 Seinfeld Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. 23:00 Seinfeld George does the opposite of everything he would normally do and turns his life around. Guest stars Dedee Pfeiffer. 23:30 Seinfeld Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful.
2026-03-23 00:00 Seinfeld Jerry learns his date was once dumped by Newman, Kramer worries that he caused a murder and George's petty remarks cause him trouble. 00:30 Seinfeld Jerry accepts an invitation to help with the PBS studio pledge drive. 01:00 Seinfeld Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and expose the Costanza's plans to divorce. 01:30 Seinfeld Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. 02:00 Seinfeld Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. 02:30 Seinfeld Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he does not like. 03:00 Seinfeld George claims he bought a celebrity's used car and Kramer tries to save a failing neighbourhood business. 03:30 Seinfeld George hires an unattractive secretary, while Kramer meets Uma Thurman and uses Jerry's dry cleaning ticket to write down her number. 04:00 Seinfeld Jerry finds an old high-school classmate who still disputes the outcome of a big race. George finds evidence that Elaine's new boyfriend is a communist. 04:30 Seinfeld Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. 05:00 Seinfeld A pair of Superbowl tickets circulates among Jerry and his friends. 05:30 Seinfeld George learns the truth about a friend's illness. Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. 06:00 Seinfeld A look back at the first one hundred shows. 06:30 Seinfeld A look back at the first one hundred shows. 07:00 Seinfeld Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. 07:30 Seinfeld Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly. 08:00 Seinfeld Jerry is intimidated by Mr Pitt's doorman and Kramer plays a joke on some German tourists by pretending to rob George. 08:30 Seinfeld George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal. 09:00 Seinfeld George hates his girlfriend's portrait of him. A flea infested apartment pushes Jerry's parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite. Guest star Len Lesser. 09:30 Seinfeld Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets. George's mum gets an eye job. 10:00 Seinfeld Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. 10:30 Seinfeld Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is. Meanwhile, George tells his girlfriend that he loves her. 11:00 Seinfeld When guest star Bette Midler is injured during a softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy the lead role in a musical. 11:30 Seinfeld Jerry and George rethink women and make a pact to change, though Jerry is in the dark. Elaine loses sleep to a relentless barking dog. 12:00 Seinfeld A neighbourly rabbi with a cable show ends Elaine's dog trouble. Kramer's role in the dog napping rattles him. George decides to postpone his engagement. 12:30 Seinfeld George claims he bought a celebrity's used car and Kramer tries to save a failing neighbourhood business. 13:00 Seinfeld George hires an unattractive secretary, while Kramer meets Uma Thurman and uses Jerry's dry cleaning ticket to write down her number. 13:30 Seinfeld Jerry finds an old high-school classmate who still disputes the outcome of a big race. George finds evidence that Elaine's new boyfriend is a communist. 14:00 No listing available 15:30 No listing available 17:00 No listing available 18:30 No listing available 20:00 No listing available 21:30 No listing available 23:00 No listing available
2026-03-24 00:30 No listing available 02:00 No listing available 03:30 No listing available 05:00 No listing available 05:30 Seinfeld Elaine invites Susan to a clothing exhibition, which worries Kramer. Jerry befriends his pool guy and cannot shake him. 06:00 Seinfeld Finding out that her favoured method of birth control is only available in a limited supply, Elaine must decide if her boyfriend is worthy. 06:30 Seinfeld Kramer backs the reopening of an old theatre and watches over a fragile friend. Lloyd's Chinese gum becomes an obsession. 07:00 Seinfeld Elaine dates a saxophonist she deems sponge worthy, though he will not do everything. Jerry blabs to a bandmate. 07:30 Seinfeld Kramer bonds with a caddy who sharpens his golf game. George's bosses eye a promotion when they think he works earlier and later than everyone. 08:00 Seinfeld Elaine strains her neck reaching for a bike, then offers it to whoever fixes her. Susan's cousin gives her baby the name George had saved for his first child. 08:30 Seinfeld Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new car. George reconsiders his engagement when a friend of Elaine tells him that she could have set him up with actress Marisa Tomei. 09:00 Seinfeld George's fixation on Marisa alarms Susan. Elaine rings Jerry in Florida wanting to join him. Elaine gets Marisa's number so George can claim an alibi. 09:30 Seinfeld Pre trip tests show traces of opium, so Peterman fires Elaine. Jerry's parents linger in New York while waiting to move back to Florida. 10:00 Seinfeld Susan's old roommate hands Jerry a package, and he misplaces his own. Frank turns George's room into a billiard room. 10:30 Seinfeld George is happy because his wedding is delayed three months and excited because Jerry is going to go out with Susan's best friend. 11:00 Seinfeld Jerry uses Elaine to prove a clerk wrong about an expensive jacket, and the clerk asks her out. George hosts an unwanted wig master from a Broadway musical. 11:30 Seinfeld Sharing a calzone makes George Steinbrenner's pet. Kramer raves about clothes straight from the dryer. Jerry thinks Elaine's boyfriend is dating her without asking. 12:00 Seinfeld George doesn't hear the details on a project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Peterman wants Elaine to bid on some golf clubs at an auction and gets into a bidding war. 12:30 Seinfeld George buckles under pressure with Susan. Maestro boasts about a rental in Tuscany, sending Jerry down a research rabbit hole. 13:00 Seinfeld Elaine dates the man from her wake up service who adores dogs. Grapefruit pulp in George's eye sparks chaos when his winks are misread. 13:30 Seinfeld George picks up a bad habit from some baseball officials. Elaine has a runner as a house guest during the New York City Marathon, while Kramer gets a jacuzzi. 14:00 Seinfeld George and Elaine tire of Jerry's sweet talk. Elaine slips up before the Soup Nazi and is banned from his stall for a year. 14:20 Seinfeld George guards his ATM code from Susan. Elaine is baffled when a man remembers a party in detail but not her. 14:45 Seinfeld Elaine invites Susan to a clothing exhibition, which worries Kramer. Jerry befriends his pool guy and cannot shake him. 15:05 Seinfeld Finding out that her favoured method of birth control is only available in a limited supply, Elaine must decide if her boyfriend is worthy. 15:30 Seinfeld Kramer backs the reopening of an old theatre and watches over a fragile friend. Lloyd's Chinese gum becomes an obsession. 15:50 Seinfeld Elaine dates a saxophonist she deems sponge worthy, though he will not do everything. Jerry blabs to a bandmate. 16:15 Seinfeld Kramer bonds with a caddy who sharpens his golf game. George's bosses eye a promotion when they think he works earlier and later than everyone. 16:40 Seinfeld Elaine strains her neck reaching for a bike, then offers it to whoever fixes her. Susan's cousin gives her baby the name George had saved for his first child. 17:05 Seinfeld Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new car. George reconsiders his engagement when a friend of Elaine tells him that she could have set him up with actress Marisa Tomei. 17:30 Seinfeld George's fixation on Marisa alarms Susan. Elaine rings Jerry in Florida wanting to join him. Elaine gets Marisa's number so George can claim an alibi. 17:55 Seinfeld Pre trip tests show traces of opium, so Peterman fires Elaine. Jerry's parents linger in New York while waiting to move back to Florida. 18:20 Seinfeld Susan's old roommate hands Jerry a package, and he misplaces his own. Frank turns George's room into a billiard room. 18:45 Seinfeld George is happy because his wedding is delayed three months and excited because Jerry is going to go out with Susan's best friend. 19:10 Seinfeld Jerry uses Elaine to prove a clerk wrong about an expensive jacket, and the clerk asks her out. George hosts an unwanted wig master from a Broadway musical. 19:35 Seinfeld Sharing a calzone makes George Steinbrenner's pet. Kramer raves about clothes straight from the dryer. Jerry thinks Elaine's boyfriend is dating her without asking. 20:00 Seinfeld Elaine invites Susan to a clothing exhibition, which worries Kramer. Jerry befriends his pool guy and cannot shake him. 20:30 Seinfeld Finding out that her favoured method of birth control is only available in a limited supply, Elaine must decide if her boyfriend is worthy. 21:00 Seinfeld Kramer backs the reopening of an old theatre and watches over a fragile friend. Lloyd's Chinese gum becomes an obsession. 21:30 Seinfeld Elaine dates a saxophonist she deems sponge worthy, though he will not do everything. Jerry blabs to a bandmate. 22:00 Seinfeld Kramer bonds with a caddy who sharpens his golf game. George's bosses eye a promotion when they think he works earlier and later than everyone. 22:30 Seinfeld Elaine strains her neck reaching for a bike, then offers it to whoever fixes her. Susan's cousin gives her baby the name George had saved for his first child. 23:00 Seinfeld Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new car. George reconsiders his engagement when a friend of Elaine tells him that she could have set him up with actress Marisa Tomei. 23:30 Seinfeld George's fixation on Marisa alarms Susan. Elaine rings Jerry in Florida wanting to join him. Elaine gets Marisa's number so George can claim an alibi.
2026-03-25 00:00 Seinfeld Pre trip tests show traces of opium, so Peterman fires Elaine. Jerry's parents linger in New York while waiting to move back to Florida. 00:30 Seinfeld Susan's old roommate hands Jerry a package, and he misplaces his own. Frank turns George's room into a billiard room. 01:00 Seinfeld George is happy because his wedding is delayed three months and excited because Jerry is going to go out with Susan's best friend. 01:30 Seinfeld Jerry uses Elaine to prove a clerk wrong about an expensive jacket, and the clerk asks her out. George hosts an unwanted wig master from a Broadway musical. 02:00 Seinfeld Sharing a calzone makes George Steinbrenner's pet. Kramer raves about clothes straight from the dryer. Jerry thinks Elaine's boyfriend is dating her without asking. 02:30 Seinfeld George doesn't hear the details on a project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Peterman wants Elaine to bid on some golf clubs at an auction and gets into a bidding war. 03:00 Seinfeld Wilhelm is delighted with the job George did on the project. The detective on the case thinks he's found Jerry's car, damaged beyond recognition. 03:30 Seinfeld After George's off hand remark, Jerry and Elaine await a couple's split. Elaine debuts a new hairdo and resumes driving, which makes Jerry carsick. 04:00 Seinfeld With the wedding nearing, George and Susan order invitations. Jerry meets Jeannie, his female counterpart, after nearly geting hit by a car.. 04:30 Seinfeld As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J Peterman's business. 05:00 Seinfeld George is suspected of killing his own fiancee, while Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend. 05:30 Seinfeld Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. Then, George uses Susan's death to attract women. 06:00 Seinfeld Elaine's strange dancing kills staff respect. George cultivates a bad boy image. Jerry becomes an underground legend after bootlegging a new movie. 06:30 Seinfeld George tries to woo a photo clerk with pictures of himself. Elaine's reputation blocks treatment. Kramer offers to secure a refund for Jerry's busted stereo. 07:00 Seinfeld Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny, Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mother is dating Bania, and Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. 07:30 Seinfeld Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. 08:00 Seinfeld As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. 08:30 Seinfeld While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine. Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. 09:00 Seinfeld George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment. Meanwhile, Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii. 09:30 Seinfeld A bad cheque threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation; raising chickens leads Kramer into illegal cock-fighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. 10:00 Seinfeld Jerry buys back his parents' old car as the Costanzas eye George's inheritance. Kramer cannot sleep with his new girlfriend. Peterman returns unexpectedly. 10:30 Seinfeld As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks. Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. 11:00 Seinfeld Jerry's new girlfriend seems too good to be true, George awards a scholarship to an average student, and Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. 11:30 Seinfeld While Elaine suffers a case of mistaken identity, an old friend fears Jerry's retribution, and George avoids a girlfriend who wants to break up with him. 12:00 Seinfeld As George loses a prized key chain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of a highway. 12:30 Seinfeld Wilhelm is delighted with the job George did on the project. The detective on the case thinks he's found Jerry's car, damaged beyond recognition. 13:00 Seinfeld After George's off hand remark, Jerry and Elaine await a couple's split. Elaine debuts a new hairdo and resumes driving, which makes Jerry carsick. 13:30 Seinfeld With the wedding nearing, George and Susan order invitations. Jerry meets Jeannie, his female counterpart, after nearly geting hit by a car.. 14:00 Seinfeld As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J Peterman's business. 14:20 Seinfeld George is suspected of killing his own fiancee, while Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend. 14:45 Seinfeld Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. Then, George uses Susan's death to attract women. 15:05 Seinfeld Elaine's strange dancing kills staff respect. George cultivates a bad boy image. Jerry becomes an underground legend after bootlegging a new movie. 15:30 Seinfeld George tries to woo a photo clerk with pictures of himself. Elaine's reputation blocks treatment. Kramer offers to secure a refund for Jerry's busted stereo. 15:50 Seinfeld Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny, Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mother is dating Bania, and Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. 16:15 Seinfeld Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. 16:40 Seinfeld As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. 17:05 Seinfeld While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine. Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. 17:30 Seinfeld George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment. Meanwhile, Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii. 17:55 Seinfeld A bad cheque threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation; raising chickens leads Kramer into illegal cock-fighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. 18:20 Seinfeld Jerry buys back his parents' old car as the Costanzas eye George's inheritance. Kramer cannot sleep with his new girlfriend. Peterman returns unexpectedly. 18:45 Seinfeld As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks. Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. 19:10 Seinfeld Jerry's new girlfriend seems too good to be true, George awards a scholarship to an average student, and Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. 19:35 Seinfeld While Elaine suffers a case of mistaken identity, an old friend fears Jerry's retribution, and George avoids a girlfriend who wants to break up with him. 20:00 Seinfeld Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. Then, George uses Susan's death to attract women. 20:30 Seinfeld Elaine's strange dancing kills staff respect. George cultivates a bad boy image. Jerry becomes an underground legend after bootlegging a new movie. 21:00 Seinfeld George tries to woo a photo clerk with pictures of himself. Elaine's reputation blocks treatment. Kramer offers to secure a refund for Jerry's busted stereo. 21:30 Seinfeld Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny, Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mother is dating Bania, and Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. 22:00 Seinfeld Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. 22:30 Seinfeld As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. 23:00 Seinfeld While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine. Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. 23:30 Seinfeld George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment. Meanwhile, Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.
2026-03-26 00:00 Seinfeld A bad cheque threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation; raising chickens leads Kramer into illegal cock-fighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. 00:30 Seinfeld Jerry buys back his parents' old car as the Costanzas eye George's inheritance. Kramer cannot sleep with his new girlfriend. Peterman returns unexpectedly. 01:00 Seinfeld As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks. Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. 01:30 Seinfeld Jerry's new girlfriend seems too good to be true, George awards a scholarship to an average student, and Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. 02:00 Seinfeld While Elaine suffers a case of mistaken identity, an old friend fears Jerry's retribution, and George avoids a girlfriend who wants to break up with him. 02:30 Seinfeld As George loses a prized key chain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of a highway. 03:00 Seinfeld Elaine's opinion of a film gets her in trouble, Kramer gets stuck with a trio of cuban cigar rollers, while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend. 03:30 Seinfeld George builds a bed under his desk. Elaine gets a mattress from her back conscious boyfriend. Jerry wrangles an indecisive carpenter, and Kramer takes extreme measures to swim. 04:00 Seinfeld Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion, Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date, and Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. 04:30 Seinfeld As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job. 05:00 Seinfeld Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business. Also, George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date. 05:30 Seinfeld After being fired from the Yankees, George helps Jerry with a demanding girlfriend. Kramer accidentally wins a Tony, and Elaine is accused of bullying co workers. 06:00 Seinfeld George lands a job after being mistaken as handicapped. Jerry suspects Bania is using him. Kramer's shaving trick backfires, and Elaine ends a relationship mid flight. 06:30 Seinfeld Jerry risks losing his girlfriend over a joke. George keeps working despite being told to leave. Elaine finds breaking up is hard, and Kramer hires an assistant. 07:00 Seinfeld As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with his father, and Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. 07:30 Seinfeld Kramer starts his own blood bank while George works at combining, sex, food and television. 08:00 Seinfeld Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardises Newman. Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality. 08:30 Seinfeld As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys. Meanwhile, Elaine deals with a scheming employee. 09:00 Seinfeld While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer. 09:30 Seinfeld Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding. Meanwhile, Kramer is the subject of an evil birthday wish. 10:00 Seinfeld George demands an apology, while Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity. 10:30 Seinfeld Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas. 11:00 Seinfeld Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car. 11:30 Seinfeld Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat. Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet. 12:00 Seinfeld Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career. Meanwhile, an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine. 12:30 Seinfeld Elaine's opinion of a film gets her in trouble, Kramer gets stuck with a trio of cuban cigar rollers, while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend. 13:00 Seinfeld George builds a bed under his desk. Elaine gets a mattress from her back conscious boyfriend. Jerry wrangles an indecisive carpenter, and Kramer takes extreme measures to swim. 13:30 Seinfeld Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion, Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date, and Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. 14:00 Seinfeld As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job. 14:20 Seinfeld Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business. Also, George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date. 14:45 Seinfeld After being fired from the Yankees, George helps Jerry with a demanding girlfriend. Kramer accidentally wins a Tony, and Elaine is accused of bullying co workers. 15:05 Seinfeld George lands a job after being mistaken as handicapped. Jerry suspects Bania is using him. Kramer's shaving trick backfires, and Elaine ends a relationship mid flight. 15:30 Seinfeld Jerry risks losing his girlfriend over a joke. George keeps working despite being told to leave. Elaine finds breaking up is hard, and Kramer hires an assistant. 15:50 Seinfeld As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with his father, and Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. 16:15 Seinfeld Kramer starts his own blood bank while George works at combining, sex, food and television. 16:40 Seinfeld Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardises Newman. Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality. 17:05 Seinfeld As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys. Meanwhile, Elaine deals with a scheming employee. 17:30 Seinfeld While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer. 17:55 Seinfeld Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding. Meanwhile, Kramer is the subject of an evil birthday wish. 18:20 Seinfeld George demands an apology, while Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity. 18:45 Seinfeld Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas. 19:10 Seinfeld Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car. 19:35 Seinfeld Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat. Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet. 20:00 Seinfeld After being fired from the Yankees, George helps Jerry with a demanding girlfriend. Kramer accidentally wins a Tony, and Elaine is accused of bullying co workers. 20:30 Seinfeld George lands a job after being mistaken as handicapped. Jerry suspects Bania is using him. Kramer's shaving trick backfires, and Elaine ends a relationship mid flight. 21:00 Seinfeld Jerry risks losing his girlfriend over a joke. George keeps working despite being told to leave. Elaine finds breaking up is hard, and Kramer hires an assistant. 21:30 Seinfeld As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with his father, and Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. 22:00 Seinfeld Kramer starts his own blood bank while George works at combining, sex, food and television. 22:30 Seinfeld Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardises Newman. Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality. 23:00 Seinfeld As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys. Meanwhile, Elaine deals with a scheming employee. 23:30 Seinfeld While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer.
2026-03-27 00:00 Seinfeld Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding. Meanwhile, Kramer is the subject of an evil birthday wish.