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'S6/E13 - The Return Of The Fellowship Of The Ring To The Two Towers'. The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of The Lord Of The Rings to the video store, while Butters watches his first porno.

'S6/E14 - The Death Camp Of Tolerance'. Mr Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr Hat. The boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.

'S7/E1 - Cancelled'. Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show that's about to be cancelled.

'S7/E2 - Krazy Kripples'. When Christopher Reeve's appearance in South Park draws a bigger crowd than Jimmy's stand-up act, Jimmy is angry. He and Timmy want to start a club for people who have been crippled since birth.

'S6/E14 - Secret Santa'. What were those strange lights in the desert, and who are these new Reno Sheriff's Department deputies?

'S5/E23 - Party, Party'. Frasier attempts to be in three places at once as he tries to keep his girlfriend, brother and dad happy.

'S5/E24 - Sweet Dreams'. When Frasier leads a protest demanding better treatment of radio station employees, the head honcho at the station's parent company fires them all.

'S6/E10 - Merry Christmas, Mrs Moskowitz'. Frasier pretends to be Jewish to placate his new girlfriend's mother.

'S6/E19 - IQ'. The sibling rivalry between Frasier and Niles reaches a fever pitch when they compare IQ scores.

'S2/E5 - Bone Thugs And Homeless'. A dog terrorises a news reporter, and Harriet Tubman goes free running.

'S2/E6 - Michael Jackson Halloween'. Jordan and Keegan celebrate Halloween by fleeing racist zombies. The stars of 'Human Centipede' have a scary reunion, and we visit a struggling public wizard school.

'S3/E9 - Getting There'. Abbi and Ilana are going on a trip, but getting to the airport proves to be much harder than they expected.

'S3/E10 - Jews on a Plane'. When Abbi gets her period while on an airplane, she and Ilana go to extreme lengths to find a tampon.

'S7/E15'. In this episode's family-friendly fails, expect disastrous prom dates and golfing flops, plus: when parkour goes wrong!

'S7/E16'. Brand new epic fails: funny farts, wild horses, make-up disasters!

'S7/E17'. This episode's family-friendly fails include pranks gone wrong, pet grooming disasters and how NOT to get away with cheating!

'S1/E11 - See Dad Run, But He Can't Hide'. A stalking paparazzi captures a few innocent photos of David but manipulates them to make him look like he's a horrible Dad.

'S1/E12 - See Dad Assist Kevin'. The Hobbs family must take care of Kevin when he injures himself, but Kevin feels like a burden to them and takes off. They eventually find him, learning much more about themselves.

'S5/E14 - The Wack!'. Darren Harriott narrates this week's family-friendly fails - how not to get a promotion at work, and cycling vs running. This episode is brought to you by our sound of the week - the whack!

'S4/E14 - Corpse Bride'. Melanie gets her dream engagement ring, but not the way she expected, Joy deals with mysterious family issues and Victoria tests a new product from the Mrs. Ladypants line.

'S4/E15 - Canoga Falls'. Victoria travels with the women to her hometown, where her sister Bess asks her to help care for their hand-puppet-loving mother Penny.

'S4/E8 - Life Sentence'. Danny, Spence and Deacon discover a new 'reality show' when Doug installs a camera in the basement to keep an eye on a recovering Arthur.

'S5/E24 - Taste Buds'. When Carrie sides with Arthur on dinner plans, Doug begins a secret campaign of manipulating Arthur into wanting what he wants.

'S4/E3 - Mean Streak'. Doug sets out to break the IPS record for the most days without an accident or bad delivery.

'S6/E4 - Dreading Vows'. When friends and family turn Doug and Carrie's wedding-vow-renewal ceremony into a nightmare, they decide to cancel the event.

'S4/E1 - Walk, Man'. Doug hires Spence's dog walker, Holly, to walk Arthur three times a week, hoping for some more private time with Carrie.

'S4/E4 - Friender Bender'. Doug and Carrie's friendship with Victor and Kelly is tested after a distraction causes Doug to rear-end their car.

'S4/E5 - No Retreat'. Doug goes with Carrie on her company retreat while Arthur is left to fend for himself at home.

'S4/E6 - Ticker Treat'. Arthur gets tricked by Doug's spooky Halloween decorations and lands in the hospital.

'S4/E7 - Lyin' Hearted'. Arthur has heart surgery and a furious Carrie wonders 'what if' when she finds a letter he hoped she'd never see.

'S4/E12 - What Now, My Love?'. Victoria's movie is ending and she's unsure where that leaves things with Emmet. Melanie wonders where her relationship is going as Joy uncovers something mysterious about Elka.

'S4/E13 - It's Alive'. The lives of three past-their-prime entertainment industry veterans are changed when their Paris-bound plane lands in Cleveland, Ohio.

'S4/E14 - Corpse Bride'. Melanie gets her dream engagement ring, but not the way she expected, Joy deals with mysterious family issues and Victoria tests a new product from the Mrs. Ladypants line.

'S4/E15 - Canoga Falls'. Victoria travels with the women to her hometown, where her sister Bess asks her to help care for their hand-puppet-loving mother Penny.

'S4/E16 - The Fixer'. To get Emmet out of jail, Victoria hires a fixer who wants to date Melanie as his payment, while Joy and Elka work on their projects for a film studies class.

'S5/E6 - Voyage Of The Damned'. To take Niles' mind off his marital problems, Frasier invites him on an Alasakan cruise - but neglects to tell Niles he's also invited Maris as a 'surprise.'

'S5/E7 - My Fair Frasier'. The sibling rivalry between Frasier and Niles reaches a fever pitch when they try and 'top' each other's 65th birthday gift to their father, Martin.

'S5/E8 - Desperately Seeking Closure'. When, Frasier gets 'dumped' by his high-powered girlfriend Sam, he makes a fool of himself trying to win her back.

'S5/E10 - Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name'. Daphne's attempts to lift Frasier's spirits by taking him to her favourite British pub backfires when Frasier decides to become a regular at 'her' hangout.

'S5/E11 - Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do'. The discovery of an engagement ring hidden in their father's drawer leads Niles and Frasier to investigate Sherry's checkered past before Martin has a chance to 'pop the question.'

'S5/E12 - The Zoo Story'. Fed up with his cutthroat agent Bebe, Frasier soon learns the high price of hiring a 'nice' agent to represent him in contract negotiations.

'S3/E13'. Becker has a run-in at the office with an elder hostile, Jake's grandmother. Linda dates a 10 year old. Bob and Reggie reminisce about high school.

'S3/E14 - Pretty Poison'. After her marriage ends, Megan re-enters Becker's life and he becomes aware of Megan's sordid past.

'S3/E15 - A Graduation Odyssey'. John is asked to be the keynote speaker at an early graduation for Harding High School's class of 2001. Linda decides to go back to school.

'S3/E16 - Elder Hostile'. John Becker goes on a cruise and Jake dates a supermodel.

'S3/E17 - The Ugly Truth'. Reggie makes John a test subject in her psychology experiment and Jake gets his driver's licence renewed.

'S3/E24 - Klumageddon: Part 2'. Mike tries to convince Nikki that supermodel Heidi Klum does not tempt him in this week's episode. Stuart tries to get in good with Heidi by giving her Carter's dog Rags.

'S4/E1 - Catcher In The Bronx'. Mike's in over his head with Nikki and the Mayor's new campaign manager (Heather Locklear).

'S4/E2 - James And The Giant Speech'. Caitlin has taken over Mike's office and wants to steal his speech-writing job. Mike can't bring himself to fire James, so he appoints him Deputy Mayor.

'S4/E3 - All The Mayor's Men'. Mike takes drastic measures to outwit Caitlin after she orders background checks on his staff. Caitlin opts not to turn him and his co-workers in for the good of the Mayor's campaign.

'S4/E4 - These Shoes Were Made For Cheatin''. The Mayor's intelligence is tested after a student challenges him to take a standardized exam for 8th graders.

'S2/E21 - Welcome To The Speed Bump'. A near-accident awakens Dave's sense of civic duty, prompting him to team up with Calvin to try to improve the safety of their community.

'S2/E22 - Welcome To The Campaign'. Dave makes a run for city council, working hard to earn Calvin's support, only to have a controversial photo threaten to derail his entire campaign.

'S3/E1 - Welcome To The Movement'. The Butlers and Johnsons unite when a member of their community is the victim of racial injustice.

'S3/E2 - Welcome To The Election'. Dave faces off against incumbent Isaiah Evans in a debate for a city council seat and the race comes to a dramatic conclusion.

'S3/E3 - Welcome To Couples Therapy'. After learning Dave and Gemma occasionally see a couples therapist to keep their marriage strong, Tina decides she and Calvin should do the same, to Calvin's consternation.

'S16/E7 - Cartman Finds Love'. There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't seem interested, Eric sets up an elaborate scheme to put the two together.

'S16/E14 - Obama Wins!'. Cartman believes he can affect the outcome of the 2012 presidential election.

'S17/E10 - The Hobbit'. When Butters turns down a fat girl that asks him out, Wendy is upset over Butters' crush on Kim Kardashian because she thinks of her as a Photoshopping hobbit.

'S2/E7 - Slow Your Roll'. Amy meets a skeleton, a few serial killers, and a vulgar interior designer.

'S2/E8 - Tyler Perry's'. Amy browses her boyfriend's search history, loses what makes her a woman, and has a meltdown on television.

'S7/E5 - South Park'. Cartman dresses up his hand to look like a Jennifer Lopez puppet for a presentation on Latinos in the arts. However, after he wins an award, he keeps up the act.

'S7/E6 - Lil' Crime Stoppers'. The boys play 'junior detectives' to earn a little money. They solve the case of a missing doll and the police are so impressed that they make the boys real detectives assigning them to bust a meth lab.

'S8/E3 - The Passion of the Jew'. Each of the boys sees the film The Passion Of The Christ and each reacts to it differently.

'S8/E4 - You Got F*** In The A**'. A group of kids from out of town challenges the boys to a dance contest. Stan is the only one who will accept the challenge and he sets out to find four more dancers to help him win back his honour.

'S8/E7 - Goobacks'. Immigrants from the future time-travel to the present looking for work.

'S5/E13 - The Maris Counsellor'. Niles is shocked to discover that his trusted marriage counselor and Maris are having a torrid affair behind his back.

'S5/E14 - The Ski Lodge'. A weekend ski trip snowballs into a hotbed of romantic antics for Frasier, Niles and their friends.

'S5/E15 - Room Service'. An unexpected visit from Lilith (guest star Bebe Neuwirth) stirs old passions in Frasier and new ones in Niles.

'S5/E16 - Beware Of Greeks'. Sparks fly when a family wedding re-ignites a long-simmering feud between Frasier and his fiery Greek Aunt Zora.

'S2/E5 - Old Man Ders'. Ders celebrates his 25th birthday. At first he feels too old to do his regular birthday routine. But then he makes guys spend the whole day acting immature, channeling their inner teens.

'S2/E6 - Stop! Pajama Time'. Alice is sick and leaves Jillian in charge at work. The guys and their coworkers are supposed to be taking staff photos wearing Fuzzy Onesies.

'S2/E7 - Ninja Rommates'. The guys are invited to a pool party at Montez's gated community, where they find out about his pay bump. The guys get on the bad side of the security guard, who tries to put them under 'patrolman's arrest'.

'S2/E8 - Karl's Wedding'. Ander's plan to hook up with a girl he made a marriage pact with is thwarted when the other guys take over the house to host their drug dealer's wedding.

'S2/E9 - Man Up'. After being bullied in a bar the guys decide to 'man up' and go on a hunting trip.

'S7/E18'. Brand new epic fails: cute kids, shocking pensioners and humans v elements!

'S7/E19'. Brand new epic fails: sneaky ninjas, farmyard flops and boys v girls!

'S7/E20'. Brand new epic fails: holidays from hell, top five mums and wedding disasters!

'S1/E13 - See Dad Get Married And Married'. When Amy learns about David's first wedding, she's jealous of that exotic affair when compared to their quickie-ceremony. So, David and the kids set out to give her the wedding she deserves.

'S1/E14'. When David decides to play hard to get while renegotiating a spokesman contract, his strategy doesn't work out as he planned.

'S5/E15 - Meow!'. Darren Harriott narrates the funniest clips out there, featuring the most ridiculous teenagers plus how to survive music festivals. This episode is brought to you by our sound of the week - meow!

'S5/E16 - Ow!'. Darren Harriott narrates hilarious fails, comparing kids to pets and showcasing workout mishaps.

'S4/E12 - What Now, My Love?'. Victoria's movie is ending and she's unsure where that leaves things with Emmet. Melanie wonders where her relationship is going as Joy uncovers something mysterious about Elka.

'S4/E13 - It's Alive'. The lives of three past-their-prime entertainment industry veterans are changed when their Paris-bound plane lands in Cleveland, Ohio.

'S6/E8 - Dougie Houser'. When Carrie confirms that her boss is being let go, she decides to take her job security up with the head of the firm, Mr Kaplan.

'S6/E9 - Eggsit Strategy'. When Doug lets a stranger whose car just broke down use their phone, Carrie feels uncomfortable and asks the stranger to wait outside.

'S6/E10 - American Idle'. Carrie claims she needs some time to find herself after losing her job but it appears to Doug that she's just loafing all day and losing interest in accomplishing anything.

'S6/E12 - Thanks Man'. When Carrie decides to make Thanksgiving dinner for their friends, an unexpected visit from a stranger disrupts the festivities.

'S6/E13 - Frigid Heirs'. Arthur ultimately agrees to share some of his bingo winnings with Doug and Carrie, although to their dismay, he feels he should decide how they will best spend their portion.

'S6/E14 - Switch Sitters'. After countless times of babysitting Deacon and Kelly's children, Doug and Carrie feel that they should return the favour and babysit Arthur every once and awhile.

'S6/E15 - Cheap Saks'. When Carrie takes an ex-girlfriend of Doug's out to lunch, she realises why he dumped her - she's annoying and needy.

'S6/E16 - Damned Yanky'. Carrie becomes angry when she catches Doug fantasising about other women while he's sedated at the hospital recovering from an appendectomy.

'S6/E17 - Multiple Plots'. When Arthur tries to sell Spence his adjoining burial plot, he somehow winds up selling it to Spence's mother.

'S4/E17 - No Glove No Love'. Victoria and Joy strive to make Wilbur's first birthday a memorable one, but run into a series of obstacles along the way.

'S4/E15 - The Proposal'. Emmet plans to propose to Victoria and enlists the rest of the ladies for help in planning the big event. Unfortunately, Emmet and Victoria's nine previous marriages lead to a series of unexpected interruptions.

'S4/E22 - All My Exes'. Victoria contacts all her exes to find out what she could have done differently, unexpectedly seeing in-person Julian, the one who broke her heart.

'S4/E16 - Pony Up'. Victoria accepts a job as a spokeswoman for a good cause, only to accidentally agree to give her kidney to a dying child. Meanwhile, Joy's P.I. boss asks her to assist him in catching adulterers.

'S4/E19 - Look Who's Hot Now'. Kirstie Alley visits the Hot in Cleveland set, where the cast brings her up to speed on the series thus far and presents a collection of highlights and bloopers.

'S5/E17 - The Perfect Guy'. The radio station hires a handsome new doctor to host a call-in medical show, but Frasier, nursing his male ego, is determined to find a flaw in his new colleague, who seems just a little 'too perfect.'

'S5/E18 - Bad Dog'. When Bulldog wrongfully takes credit for foiling a robbery and saving Roz's life, Frasier becomes determined to make Bulldog 'come clean.'

'S5/E19 - Frasier's Gotta Have It'. Frasier's torn between his 'lust' for his latest conquest and the realisation that they have nothing in common except great sex.

'S5/E20 - First Date'. Niles gets Daphne to help him plan a phony dinner date with a neighbour so she won't realise how much he really cares for her.

'S5/E21 - Roz And The Schnoz'. Roz worries about the fate of her new baby when she discovers that the parents of her baby's father have two of the biggest noses she's ever seen.

'S5/E22 - The Life of the Party'. Desperate to make a love connection, Frasier and Niles join forces to throw a singles party - and end up vying for the affections of the same woman.

'S4/E9 - Dinner And A Showdown'. Reggie dines with her friend Sara and Sara's husband, Richard. She discovers that she and Richard are attracted to each other. Stuck with a large dinner bill, John seeks revenge.

'S4/E10 - The Buddy System'. John tries to keep a casual love affair alive, while Bob tries to turn a found Super Bowl ring into his ticket to fame and fortune.

'S4/E8 - Another Tricky Day'. John is surprised when a patient is disappointed at the news that he's not terminally ill. Then, Jake scams Bob in a scrabble game.

'S4/E12 - The Ex-Files'. Reggie meets John's friend Dan who is recently divorced from an extraordinarily accomplished woman.

'S4/E13 - Barter Sauce'. Becker and the crew decide to barter medical visits for food and services. An obsessive woman keeps calling Becker's office, looking for an ex-boyfriend.

'S4/E5 - Rebel Without A Chair'. Mike's nose is out of joint, and he vows to regain his insider status with the Mayor. Carter worries that he's lost his 'edge' despite being named Activist of the Year.

'S4/E6 - The Mayor May Not'. Mike and Caitlin are ordered to undergo couples counseling by the Mayor. Carter tries to get Nick Mitchell to donate $50 million to charity, but finds out he only has eyes for Stuart.

'S4 - The Great Debate'. Paul stays with Stuart and Carter while his mother-in-law drives the two men crazy with his weird living habits.

'S4 - How To Bury A Millionaire'. Mike 'milks' the press coverage when the Mayor gets trapped in a well. Meanwhile, Paul tries to 'cash in' on 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?'.

'S4 - The Thanksgiving Show'. To win an influential politician's endorsement, Mike and Caitlin must pretend to be madly in love. Paul suspects everyone's after his money, particularly Caitlin.

'S3/E4 - Welcome To The Rooster'. The arrival of Wyatt, an eco-conscious new neighbour, and his pet rooster disrupts the community.

'S3/E5 - Welcome To The Road Trip'. Calvin and Dave embark on their first road trip together, only to hit an unexpected roadblock that tests their friendship. Tina and Gemma decide to take on the home repairs themselves.

'S3/E6 - Welcome To The Turnaround'. Gemma's trouble-making sister returns, claiming she's turned over a new leaf. Dave finally convinces Calvin to accompany him to an escape room, where they both get more than they bargained for.

'S3/E7 - Welcome To The Motorcycle'. Malcolm surprises Calvin and Tina when he brings home a new motorcycle. Dave and Gemma aim to rev up their social life with a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas.

'S3/E8 - Welcome To The Property'. When Calvin discovers a member of the community plans to sell to greedy developers, he vows to find a buyer closer to home instead.

'S18/E3 - The Cissy'. According to Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger has become a lesbian.

'S20/E5 - Douche And A Danish'. Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.

'S21/E1 - White People Renovating Houses'. Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.

'S2/E9 - Raise A Glass'. Amy attends a wedding, a funeral, and an execution.

'S2/E10 - Slut-Shaming'. Amy meets the press, gets ready for sex, and watches her boyfriend turn gay.

'S8/E8 - Douche and Turd'. When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as the South Park Elementary mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one.

'S8/E9 - Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes'. A new Wall-Mart store is built in South Park, and everyone is excited about the great bargains. Stan notices that the local small businesses are suffering.

'S8/E10 - Pre-School'. For five long years the boys have kept a secret about an illegal incident that took place back in their pre-school.

'S8/E12 - Stupid Spoiled Wh*** Video Playset'. Paris Hilton visits South Park to promote her merchandise. When her little dog commits suicide, she wants to keep Butters as her new pet.