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30. A Valentine's Day fight between Bob and Linda has the kids feeling confused. After a failed attempt to see a movie, it's up to Tina, Louise and Gene to tell their own story as a distraction from the awkward tension.

30. Louise convinces her parents to cash in on the lucrative Valentine's Day dinner business, even though it means putting Bob and Linda's own Valentine's Day plans on hold. Meanwhile, Tina attends Tammy's Anti-Valentine's Day party.

30. Bob and Linda accept a Valentine's Day dinner invitation from the chef of a fancy restaurant. Meanwhile, the kids have a scheme to get cheap Valentine's Day candy, but first they'll have to make it past an unusually strict Jen the babysitter.

30. Due to a sudden shortage of police officers in Quahog, Joe is forced to recruit Peter and his buddies into the Police Academy. Brian feels sorry for Meg when she can't get a prom date, so he agrees to take her.

30. When Stewie convinces Brian to go slow with his new girlfriend Carolyn, Cleveland moves in and steals her away. To get her back, Brian does his best to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife.

30. This Valentine's Day episode features a series of comic vignettes centered around the residents of Quahog.

30. The Quahog 5 News reports an ongoing price war between airlines has led to extremely reduced fares. Lois takes advantage of the situation and purchases tickets to Italy for the family.

30. As prom approaches, Chris is having his usual girl troubles at school. When Chris is rejected by his crush, Stewie encourages him to post a fan video asking pop star Taylor Swift to the prom.

30. At the vet's office, Brian meets a female show dog named Ellie. Smitten with her, he enters a show dog competition, in which the winner gets to breed with her.

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30. Broh! Rick and Morty wanna rob a ship in cryosleep. But people are light sleepers, broh.

30. The ramifications of Spear's return from the dead reverberate through the world he once knew.

30. Frances and Marshall attempt to grow the last of their mushroom supply, hoping their plan works. Copano and Harrington, surveilling Frances and Marshall, run into danger when confronted by a neighboring BMX gang.

15. Pim, Charlie, and Flint discover a new realm full of wacky characters. Although, something happens, and Pim now has his own adventure...huh?

15. The boys beg Dad to let them get a hot tub.

30. When Stan becomes his boss' new advisor, he feels like he can't say no to anything, not even outrageous personal requests.

30. Stan reveals to Francine that, in the case she should die, he has a backup wife. Enraged with Stan, Francine takes Jim, one of Stan's CIA buddies, as her backup husband.

30. As Valentine's Day approaches, a cyborg version of Stan attempts to steal Francine away from Stan; Roger directs a shot-for-shot remake of the movie "The Goonies.".

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30. Broh! Rick and Morty wanna rob a ship in cryosleep. But people are light sleepers, broh.

30. Rick and Morty need a break in this one, broh. Times getting tough.

30. The ramifications of Spear's return from the dead reverberate through the world he once knew.

30. Frances and Marshall attempt to grow the last of their mushroom supply, hoping their plan works. Copano and Harrington, surveilling Frances and Marshall, run into danger when confronted by a neighboring BMX gang.

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30. Melissa and Jason help Brendon run for office against the previously undefeated Thurman Thackery. Unsolicited help from the school bully, Shannon, raises questions about the fairness of the campaign. Also, Coach McGuirk gives stand-up comedy a try.

30. Koosie's dog Peepers is stolen from Koosland. Koosie begs Dexter for help. Then, the family is kidnapped by aliens who want Dexter's technology. When the aliens cart Dexter away, it's up to Mom, Dad and Dee Dee to save the day.

30. When Dad won't let Dexter stay up, Dexter disobeys. Then, Mom is out Christmas shopping and when a sale on latex gloves is announced. Finally, when Dexter and Mandark realize they are evenly matched, they each pit their fathers against each other.

30. Tina and Louise get into an argument that escalates across several graphic "apology" cards.

30. Tina becomes the new advice columnist for the school newspaper. Teddy takes on more than he can handle when he volunteers to build a float for the Bounty of the Bay Parade.