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30. Things go ham in this one, broh. They all don mussed up this time. The whole family mussed up, broh.

15. The classic gang help a disgusting, vile loser they found on the streets. However, Allan sprays him with the hose.

15. Yes, You Do Need to Watch This Important Episode of Smiling Friends Where They Help the President Smile. Here's Why That's a Good Thing.

4. While on a quest for spiritual enlightenment (and getting laid) Chip takes on a megalomaniac cult leader.

15. Step aside pigs, and make way for fitness!

15. An episode where Dewey and Vanessa sound a lot like Danny Trejo and Lance Henriksen.

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30. Our heroes travel through Compton in a food truck, spreading the good word and fish tacos. When Jesus's phone falls into the wrong hands, Trayvon is desperate to get it back.

30. Ami spots Nephrite on the street and follows him down to an animation studio that is making the upcoming Sailor V movie. Suspecting that Nephrite is up to no good, Ami calls Usagi and Rei so they can investigate the studio.

30. The Kingdom of Diamonds is hosting a party to reveal their treasure to the world.

30. When a brilliant and lonely scientist decides he wants neighbors, the family is awakened to find the farmhouse "walking" itself to a new location.

30. Le Quack tricks Muriel's into thinking her cookie recipe calls for rare Swedish vinegar, so he takes her to Sweden so she can get some. Mmm ... vinegar.

30. Gene has a freak-out about growing up and desperately tries to relive his youth. Meanwhile, Linda is tempted to try the fancy new hair salon that opened up next to Bob's Burgers, but she's scared of her hairdresser-slash-friend Gretchen's wrath.

30. When the Belcher kids participate in a beach clean-up for Wagstaff Volunteer Day, Louise gets drawn into a battle of wits with Mr. Fischoeder. Meanwhile, Teddy surprises Bob and Linda with a new look.

30. Linda and the girls attempt to build a loft bed for Louise in just one day. Meanwhile, Bob and Gene host a group of gamers and their tabletop role-playing game.

30. Susmita offers to help Tina with a photography class assignment, but Tina can't stop thinking about all the fun Tammy, Jocelyn, Zeke and Jimmy Jr. are having ditching class. A woman who used to live in the Belchers' apartment comes for a visit.

30. Louise realizes that Mr. Frond's new plan of students evaluating their teachers has shifted the balance of power at school from teacher to kid. Bob and Linda discover that they don't agree on where they want their final resting place to be.

30. To Stewie's surprise, he quickly befriends a boy his age but is devastated when he realizes he isn't invited to his birthday party. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attend a self-empowerment seminar.

30. After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size.

30. Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care.

30. After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school.

30. To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

30. The family deals with stuff in this one, broh. What's Rick gonna do? This is a real episode right here, broh.

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30. It's family therapy time in this one, broh. Classic stuff. Pickle Rick, too.

15. Allan is tasked with finding more paper clips for the office. *Spits on you*.

15. DISCLAIMER: Just a heads up, this is the scariest episode of any cartoon that's ever been created, so … yeah. We're not legally allowed to tell you what happens in this episode, you just need to watch it (if you do decide to do that, which you shouldn't).

4. Chip grapples with her lack of maternal instinct when she accidentally facilitates the kidnapping of a small child heiress.

15. Carl's home becomes a haven for furries.

15. Master Shake's megalomania soars to new heights once he steals Frylock's laser-shooting contact lenses.

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30. The family deals with stuff in this one, broh. What's Rick gonna do? This is a real episode right here, broh.

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30. Vic plunges into sin courtesy of Lloyd's estranged wife. Meanwhile, the gang shoots a music video for Boonie's latest track, "Side Bitches.".

30. Naru has fallen in love with Masato Sanjoin. Knowing that Sanjoin is really Nephrite, Usagi tries to convince Naru to give up on her feelings without having her learn the truth.

30. Nephrite uncovers Sailor Moon's identity as Usagi.

30. Muriel gets a cold and sneezes uncontrollably. Muriel's sneezes produce a cloud, each with an image of a creature crying for help. Then, hunting season is announced, and a prize is offered to whomever blasts the biggest deer.

30. A swamp monster vows to make Muriel his bride, and a nasty goat is being rude to the family. So, a typical day in Nowhere.

30. Bob and Linda accept a Valentine's Day dinner invitation from the chef of a fancy restaurant. Meanwhile, the kids have a scheme to get cheap Valentine's Day candy, but first they'll have to make it past an unusually strict Jen the babysitter.

30. Linda encourages Teddy to attend a farewell ceremony for the ship on which he served in the Navy, but it means confronting his Navy pals -- and his past.

30. Gene begrudgingly agrees to participate in a music video for Courtney. Teddy and Linda obsess over a mysterious customer at the restaurant.

30. After feeling slighted by a teacher during a special Ancient Greece unit, Louise, Millie and Regular Sized Rudy take matters into their own hands to restore justice. Meanwhile, Bob gets a room of his own.