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Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.

Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.

Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.

The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.

Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.

The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.

Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.

Cleveland challenges Junior to get a job to teach him responsibility; Roberta competes with Lacey, the rich girl in school, and gets more than she expected.

Cleveland allows his friends to tag along when he and Donna head to New York for a long overdue honeymoon.

Cleveland is wounded when he and Donna are mugged at an ATM; Roberta takes advantage of Rallo when he thinks she is dying of an illness.

Donna puts Cleveland on a new diet; Quagmire visits Stoolbend to deliver some upsetting news.

Rallo gives Cleveland Jr. tips on how to woo the girl of his dreams; Cleveland Jr. challenges her boyfriend to a rap battle.

Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.

The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.

Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.

Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.

Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

The news breaks that not everyone will be getting a raise; Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim; Pam wants cash instead of wedding gifts.

Dwight and Andy convince Michael that an insurance salesman who visits the office is part of the Mafia.

Michael shocks Pam and Jim when he reveals the identity of his new girlfriend; Dwight offers Jim a strange peace offering.

The office plans a haunted house for children in the community; Michael falls into a koi pond at an important business meeting.

Having run out of excuses, Jim and Pam are forced to go on an uncomfortable double date with Michael and Helena (Linda Purl); Dwight is doing nice things for everyone in the office.

Troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin rock Michael's world; strange diversions upset Jim; Andy finds that his awkwardness is his biggest hurdle in courting Erin.

When David Wallace invites Michael to the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York, Michael brings Oscar, Dwight and Andy along; Jim tries to get Ryan to do work.

Michael must tell the truth when he realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of kids 10 years ago; Jim starts an employee-of-the-month program to boost employee morale.

Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party; Jim and Dwight try to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Oscar has a secret crush.

Michael, Dwight, Pam and Andy try to impress a potential buyer who comes to Dunder Mifflin; Michael remembers good times they have had in the office.

Michael has a difficult time accepting Sabre's new policies; Erin waits for Andy to ask her on a date.

The Sabre CEO visits the Scranton office and says either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman; Andy's Valentine's Day plan backfires.

Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell) and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly) have one thing in common: they are both lazy, unemployed leeches who still live with their parents. When Brennan's mother and Dale's father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' world upside down. Their insane rivalry and narcissism pull the new family apart, forcing them to work together to reunite their parents.