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Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.

Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.

The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.

For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.

Donna becomes extremely jealous when Cleveland is reunited with a former high school classmate who is now thin and beautiful.

Cleveland and his friends get ready to enter Stoolbend's annual boat race; Cleveland is thrilled when his celebrity idol moves to town.

Cleveland becomes jealous when Cleveland Jr. bonds with Donna's ex-husband, Robert.

Rallo and his friends Bernard (will.i.am) and Theodore (T-Pain) perform a rap at the school talent show that is not well-received; Cleveland gets a cable-access TV show.

Cleveland takes the family to a comic convention to try to sell his comic book; Donna learns a that a Blaxploitation film she starred in will be shown; Cleveland Jr. tries to bring to the convention back to its roots.

The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.

Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.

Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.

The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.

The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.

Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.

The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.

Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.

The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.

Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him.

The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral.

Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker.

Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

A selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.

Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist.

Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.

A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades.

To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents; chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when Stewie's machine goes haywire.

To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle; his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.

Quagmire loses his most treasured body part and must learn to live without it; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.

Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions.

Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; after she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.

A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker.

Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

A selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.