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Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out.

The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.

A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.

A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.

Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.

Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.

An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.

Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.

Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual.

When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.

The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park.

Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.

Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle.

A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest.

Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.

When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.

While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door.

Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely.

The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.

The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.

Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.

When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.

Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission.

When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.

Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.

A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.