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The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.

When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.

The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.

Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.

Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out.

Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.

South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.

When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.

The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.

Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.

The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.

When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.

After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.

The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.

One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.

The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.

Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.

Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.

Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show.

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Andy returns from anger-management classes, planning to make a fresh start with his co-workers; Michael and Dwight try to illustrate the dangers of the workplace.

The staff goes into crisis mode after a shipment of paper goes out with an obscene watermark; Michael holds an impromptu press conference; Jim and Andy handle harried clients who used the paper.

Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher; Dwight and Andy work on catching the perpetrator.

Michael must recommend his own replacement when the company considers him for a corporate position; Pam must watch Jim and Karen have fun together at a company outing.

Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to interview for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan brings exciting news.

Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to be interviewed for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan comes in with exciting news.

A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.

A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.

There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.

There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.

Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment after Stanley snaps at him; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car; after spending the night at Jim's, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience.

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Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission.

When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.