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On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Pete stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.

When Meg catches Chris stealing money from Lois' purse, she makes him do her chores; Chris, tired of the pact with Meg, runs away to live with Herbert; Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.

When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter.

An unfortunate sky-diving accident sends Peter to the hospital, where he makes friends with a man named Mahmoud; Quagmire and Joe become suspicious of Mahmoud.

Bill gets drunk and steals a military tank after learning he was used as a guinea pig in a secret army experiment.

Bobby and Joseph are hurt when their dads show more interest in one another's son than in their own; Dale is convinced that Joseph's real father is an alien.

Kahn tries to join the Nine Rivers Country Club in order to one-up Hank.

Fed up with substitute teaching, Peggy takes a job as a bilingual telephone operator at Alamo Beer, where some trouble is brewing.

Peggy persuades lonely Luanne to join a sorority, but the group's cultlike activities prompt Hank to intervene.

While trying to retrace why he hates the government, Dale discovers that his dad is a gay rodeo performer.

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Luanne embraces a religious ceremony that allows participants to regain their virginity, but in the process, Hank learns that Peggy had sex with another man before they were married.

When Bobby develops allergies, Hank must choose between his son and Ladybird.

Bobby gets involved in protecting the environment, which threatens to reveal a 30-year-old secret held by Hank, Dale and Bill.

Nancy decides she needs a face-lift; Dale comes up with a not-so-foolproof scheme to acquire the money.

Hank's unique health condition threatens his ability to compete in the Durndle County Mower Races.

Bobby poses as a high school student with a failing kidney, so that he can enjoy the perks of high school life; Dale goes into the portable toilet business.

Bobby takes a women's self-defense class at the YMCA where he learns to kick assailants in the groin.

When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.

Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl; a saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank.

A judge assigns Buck to community service with Habitat for Humanity; Peggy and Dee Dee plan a Christmas dinner at the Habitat house.

Bobby and Connie pretend to break up to throw off her parents so the two can spend more time together.

Boomhauer gives advice on love so Bobby will impress Connie on St. Valentine's Day.

Bart is suspended from school and must be taught at home; Lisa protests the tradition of snake-bashing.

Bart and Lisa organize a celebrity-studded comeback special for an out-of-work Krusty the Clown.

Homer recounts his trials and tribulations as a member of a barbershop quartet.

Faced with Homer's big meat-eating barbecue, Lisa turns to noted vegetarians Paul and Linda McCartney for help.

Homer takes Bart and Lisa to a rock concert featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Cypress Hill and Peter Frampton.

Marge and the children send Homer to the Rolling Stones' fantasy camp, where he rubs elbows with rockers Elvis Costello, Mick Jagger, Lenny Kravitz, Tom Petty, Keith Richards and Brian Setzer.

After Bart is caught sneaking out to go to a rap concert, he fakes his own kidnapping, hiding in Kirk Van Houten's bachelor pad.

After a trip on Mr. Burns' private plane, Homer enlists the aid of a life coach to help him find a job that allows him to use a corporate jet.

Gene gets kicked out of the Ocean Avenue Hifi Emporium, but Louise takes matters into her own hands to defend Gene's honor.

Tina goes too far trying to be a perfect mentor; Bob and Linda test out the gym next door.

Louise skeptically joins Jessica and fifth-grader Megan in their search for Wharfy, a mythical sea monster; Bob takes an online master class by a world-renowned chef.

Tina competes against Gene and Louise to write a new school song for Wagstaff; Bob and Linda battle blinding glare from Jimmy Pesto's new shiny steel awning across the street.

When Gayle decides to host an artist workshop in a yurt, Linda feels compelled to support her sister; Louise and Gene lead a covert operation to find a lost cat for a cash reward.

Bob and the kids help a down-on-his-luck restaurant owner; Linda and Teddy get carried away with St. Patrick's Day festivities.

The family takes an unexpected road trip with Nat the limo driver.

Tina goes to see Josh perform in a tap show and suspects sabotage when he's injured on stage.

When Marge and Homer leave Grampa to baby-sit the kids, some little green army men trigger a PTSD episode, sending the family on a journey to Grampa's past and the time period when he was a post-war toy model.

When Lisa spots a new best friend from the window of the bus, she gets a taste of what life could be like with a different, more cultured family.