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Peter crashes into a satellite dish, knocking out the city's cable TV; Stewie schemes to eradicate all vegetables.

Meg unknowingly attends a cult meeting on Stewie's first birthday, and the cult leader follows her home.

Peter turns the basement into a bar when he is placed under house arrest; Stewie builds a time machine.

Perturbed Peter decides to steal his new neighbor's limelight by foiling a bank robbery. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voices of Jennifer Tilly and Patrick Warburton.

Bender is condemned to robot hell after he returns to his old vices. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.

Romance and danger follow Bender and Fry on the space cruiser Titanic. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.

The crew takes a trip to Mars University where the Professor introduces them to his newest experiment.

Aliens threaten to destroy Earth unless they can see the last episode of a lost TV series from the 20th century.

Luanne embraces a religious ceremony that allows participants to regain their virginity, but in the process, Hank learns that Peggy had sex with another man before they were married.

When Bobby develops allergies, Hank must choose between his son and Ladybird.

Bobby gets involved in protecting the environment, which threatens to reveal a 30-year-old secret held by Hank, Dale and Bill.

Nancy decides she needs a face-lift; Dale comes up with a not-so-foolproof scheme to acquire the money.

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Coping with the loss of her fiancé, Mira Ray sends a series of romantic texts to his old cellphone number, not realizing it was reassigned to journalist Rob Burns. Rob becomes captivated by the honesty of her words in the beautifully constructed texts. When he's assigned to write a profile of superstar Celine Dion, he enlists her help to figure out how to meet Mira in person -- and win her heart.

The Austrian Franz Jgersttter, a conscientious objector, refuses to fight for the Nazis in World War II.

Homer sublimates his anger into a sculpture and wins praise from an art dealer.

When Bart causes Springfield to lose the Olympic Games, he is forced to volunteer at a retirement home.

When a new billionaire comes to town, Homer urges Mr. Burns to go on the radio with shock-jock Jerry Rude.

Lisa is inducted into Springfield's Mensa society, and physicist Stephen Hawking comes to town.

Homer advises Mel Gibson about his new film, "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.".

The family has high hopes when Bob inherits a storage unit; when they learn a man named Chet (Zach Galifianakis) is living inside the unit, Linda invites Chet to stay at the restaurant.

Linda forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar in hope of improving their relationship; Tina asks Bob to teach her to shave her legs.

When the health inspector quits to become a nudist, leaving Bob with a worse alternative, Bob decides to brave the nude beach and try to get him back.

Tina tracks the "Mad Pooper" running wild at the middle school.

The kids talk Bob into letting them cut school so they can help him select a Valentine's Day gift for Linda; Linda organizes a speed-dating event at the restaurant.

When Linda quits her job at the restaurant because she thinks Bob doesn't appreciate her, he tries to run the place in her absence; Tina meets a potential soul mate while restocking the milk fridge.

Peter has to prove he has American Indian blood in him to win back Lois' gambling losses at a reservation casino.

Brian takes the bully pulpit to argue for his rights after Peter enters him in a dog show. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice of Dick Van Patten.

When the Griffins inherit a mansion, Peter bids $10 million on a piece of art, losing his new home. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice of Robin Leach.

Peter's retired father moves in and drives everyone crazy with his religiosity. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice: Colm Meaney.

Peter and his family take cover in the basement on New Year's Eve and emerge to find a different world.

Brian comes to the realization that he's in love with Lois after leaving messy stains on the Griffins' carpet.

The Griffins and their neighbors build an award-winning float, but the trophy disappears; Child Services takes Stewie from the family.

Death asks Peter to fill in for him while he recovers from a sprained ankle at the Griffins' house. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis.

Peter becomes mad with power during a production of "The King and I," wrenching creative control away from Lois.

Peter receives sensitivity training at a women's retreat after he tells some tasteless jokes at work.

Fry tours a soft-drink factory and is disgusted when he discovers what Slurm's secret ingredient is. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.

Professor Farnsworth installs an empathy chip in Bender after he flushes Leela's pet down the toilet.

After Zapp Brannigan is court-martialed, he is hired at Planet Express where he tries to overthrow Leela's leadership.

A couple of clones campaign for the presidency and Bender sells his body to Richard Nixon, who joins the race.

Hank's unique health condition threatens his ability to compete in the Durndle County Mower Races.

Bobby poses as a high school student with a failing kidney, so that he can enjoy the perks of high school life; Dale goes into the portable toilet business.

Bobby takes a women's self-defense class at the YMCA where he learns to kick assailants in the groin.

When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.

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Despite Hank's objections, Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page in hopes of boosting business.

Bobby is identified as special at school, then placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework or take standardized tests.

Bart's personality changes when he's given drugs to fight attention-deficit disorder.

Homer affects the way trendy people eat when he becomes a local food critic, until he starts giving restaurants bad reviews.

Homer causes troubles at the nuclear plant; Bart and Lisa X-ray the Halloween candy; the family murders Ned Flanders.

Homer and Bart grow a highly addictive cross between tobacco and a tomato after moving to an old farm.

After Homer becomes a celebrity by bowling a perfect game, he guest stars on "The Springfield Squares.".

After Apu and his wife give birth to octuplets, they unwittingly allow themselves to become the zoo's latest attraction.

When Homer forms a motorcycle gang with his friends, Marge is kidnapped by a rival gang.

A toy corporation urges the children at Springfield Elementary to develop the ultimate toy for Christmastime.

Lisa takes over the household after Marge is injured in a ski accident.

Homer plays billionaire while house-sitting for Mr. Burns, who has checked into the Mayo Clinic.

Bart and Homer discover that horse racing is a treacherous business after they rescue a horse from the state fair.

When someone passes away, the Simpsons console a grieving friend.

Homer is forced to become a missionary on a remote island after he pledges a large sum of money to PBS.

Plastic surgery transforms Moe into a ladies' man.

A glimpse into the future shows Lisa as president of the United States, and Bart as a White House freeloader.

Homer is upset when Barney quits drinking; Bart and Lisa get into trouble when they enter a photo contest.

In Florida, Homer gets swept up in spring break revelry and accidentally runs over a legendary swamp alligator.

Lisa enrolls in a dance school run by a former child star; Bart and Milhouse camp out at a shopping mall for a week.

A jilted bride moves in with the Simpsons and smothers Homer and the children with motherly love, driving Marge mad.

A profile of the Simpsons a la "Behind the Music," including how Willie Nelson reunited them after their breakup.

Satan kicks Homer out of hell; dolphins take over Springfield; the Simpsons discover the dark side of fairy tales.

After Homer divides the town, waging war against East Springfield, it is up to the Who to reunite Springfield.

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying so that the Make-A-Dream-Come-True Foundation will restore a canceled TV show.

Peter resorts to dirty tricks when he runs against Lois for a position on the school board. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voices of James Carville and Lee Majors.

A gallery owner admires Chris' painting and invites the Griffins to New York; Peter envies an old classmate.

After Meg appears on a talk show, the network executives turn the Griffins' stupefying life into a reality series.

After Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house, Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke.

Peter infiltrates the high school after it is gripped by a toad-licking craze. Guest voice: Gregg Allman.

Stewie develops a crush on a girl at his day-care center, while newly liberated Lois becomes a flight attendant.

Peter becomes embroiled in the affairs of a mob family after he takes a mobster's nephew to the movies.

After undergoing liposuction, a newly lean and handsome Peter goes back for more plastic surgery. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis.

While fighting city hall, Peter declares his property an independent nation-state and makes himself president.

After Meg writes her first article for the school newspaper, Peter replaces her piece with one of his own.

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.

Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl; a saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank.

A judge assigns Buck to community service with Habitat for Humanity; Peggy and Dee Dee plan a Christmas dinner at the Habitat house.

Bobby and Connie pretend to break up to throw off her parents so the two can spend more time together.

Boomhauer gives advice on love so Bobby will impress Connie on St. Valentine's Day.

Hank and Bobby are both nominated to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen; in the end Hank is chosen.

Hank tries to win the Renaissance Faire propane account by getting Peggy to work there; when Peggy is sentenced to the stocks for protesting the treatment of female employees, Hank must defend his wife's honor.

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Peggy plays the stock market with Minh and Dale, hoping to earn money for a new flat-screen TV.

When Hank and Bobby decide to get involved with a boys' outdoor club called the Order of the Straight Arrow, Hank clashes with the Arrowmaster.

When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky asks his sister Myrna and her children to the party.

Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, asks Hank to accompany him to the National Propane Gas Convention.

When Hank and Peggy forget to pick up Bobby at the mall, he uses their guilt to pit them against each other for his attention.

During football practice, Hank breaks his nose and goes to a plastic surgeon to get it fixed.

Peggy becomes friends with Katt Savage, the coolest and most glamorous mother at Bobby's cotillion classes.

Dale gets out of hand when Nancy leaves the small-town news arena for the bright lights of Dallas, prompting Hank and Peggy to beg her to return home.

Bobby sees the error of his ways and decides it's up to him to bring peace to Arlen; Hank and the guys try to outdo another neighborhood with the grandest July Fourth fireworks extravaganza ever.

Hank receives a box of his late father's personal effects and a set of bizarre last requests; Dale and Bill become bitter enemies while fighting over an empty beer can left on the ground.

Hank is vilified by a Little League coach when he tries to be realistic about Bobby's below-average baseball skills.

Luanne creates a franchise around her Manger Baby puppets and becomes a children's performer.

Homer is told he only has 24 hours to live after eating incorrectly prepared blowfish at the Happy Sumo sushi restaurant.

After wishing him bad luck, Homer feels responsible when Ned Flanders' business fails.

Marge volunteers at church and becomes an inspirational leader for Springfield. Voices of Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright and Yeardley Smith.

Trapped in Tokyo with no air fare, the Simpsons become contestants on a dangerous and demented Japanese game show.

Homer tries to fix things when Marge gets tired of his behavior; Milhouse, inspired by "A Streetcar Named Desire," tries to attract Lisa with a bad-boy persona.

When Comic Book Guy meets a woman writing an autobiographical manga, he seeks Homer's advice on dating.

Sideshow Bob kills Bart; Homer has short-term memory loss; radiation exposure gives Lisa, Bart and Milhouse superpowers.

Marge becomes obsessed with the Japanese way of life; Homer must find a new home for the family pig and Lisa must say goodbye to her saxophone.

In an homage to E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds an expensive talking toilet and befriends it; together with Louise and Tina, the Belcher kids help the toilet hide from the evil toilet hunter.

Louise tries to take down her teacher by recreating a Thomas Edison experiment involving electrocuting an elephant.

When Tina starts dating Josh, a ballet dancer, Jimmy Jr. becomes jealous and the two guys wind up in a dance-off for her heart.

When the Belchers visit Linda's parents in Florida, they find that the senior home where they live is full of swingers; Tina, Gene and Louise search for a legendary snake.

Car trouble causes the Belchers to cancel their night out; the family hits a winning streak while competing on a TV game show.

When Bob cuts his finger and Linda has to take him to the hospital, the kids turn the basement of the restaurant into a makeshift casino.

When Louise and Tina go to a Boyz 4 Now concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the singers; Gene enters a table-setting competition.

Bob chaperones the kids' field trip; Louise gets lost in a closed rainforest exhibit at the museum.

Bart meets a girl named Sophie who claims to be Krusty's illegitimate daughter; Krusty later loses Sophie's violin in a poker game.

Lisa is smitten with an eco-terrorist and spends four days in a tree to prevent it from being cut down.

Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland's son, who shows a flair for the game of golf. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Patrick Warburton, Nicole Sullivan and Phil LaMarr.

Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department, where his nose gets him into trouble. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Haley Joel Osment, Patrick Warburton and Leif Garrett.

A down-and-out Brian takes a job directing a porno flick to impress the Griffins. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and Ray Liotta.

Peter's company sends him to Washington, D.C., to give a speech on the benefits of smoking cigarettes.

Fry discovers that Santa Claus is an 8-foot robot who menaces people on Christmas Eve in the year 3000.

When Dr. Zoidberg returns to his home planet for mating season, Fry gives him a tutorial in 20th-century love.

The Professor hires a Bender look-alike to guard a jeweled tiara for the Miss Universe contest, but it disappears.

When Fry's head is grafted onto Amy's body, they are forced to spend Valentine's Day together. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio and Lauren Tom.

Bender becomes a headliner in the Ultimate Robot Fighting League. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio and Lauren Tom.

Determined to perpetuate her race, Leela accepts the marriage proposal of a male cyclops. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.

Professor Farnsworth creates a clone named Cubert on the occasion of his 150th birthday. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.

When Hermes goes on vacation, an attractive bureaucrat takes his place at Planet Express. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom. Guest voice: Nora Dunn.

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Blind veteran Norman Nordstrom has been hiding out for several years in an isolated cabin. He lives with a young girl and has recreated the family stolen from him by a drunken driver. Their quiet life together is soon shattered when a group of unseemly criminals kidnaps her. Norman is now forced to tap into even darker and more creative instincts in an effort to save her.

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When Homer asks for a raise, Mr. Burns pays him to play unpleasant jokes on others.

After Homer creates a tell-all Web page, he is awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his truthful revelations.

Homer and Bart turn into a couple of con artists to pay for a car repair bill.

Gene goes to baseball camp; Tina gets hooked on caffeine.

Bob, Linda and the kids brave river rapids, squirrels and separation while on a camping adventure.

The kids' Halloween adventure goes awry when Louise's friend Millie takes them hostage.

Linda's attempt to spice up date night by signing up for flying lessons backfires when Bob refuses to go with her and she ends up the target of a charming pilot.

When Bob gets a job cooking at a frat house, he and the brothers find themselves in the middle of a prank war; the kids hatch a plan to invade the frat house.

Bob discovers his carefully prepared turkey was put in the toilet in an act of Thanksgiving sabotage.

Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub after being razed by a hurricane.

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.

Lois becomes a black belt while working out the aggression she feels toward the tourists who flock to Quahog during autumn.

Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson.

Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and is forced to defend his family's honor in a duel with the infamous Black Knight.