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Thirty-two-year-old Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler) has spent his whole life avoiding responsibility. But when his girlfriend dumps him for an older man, he's got to find a way to prove he's ready to grow up. In a desperate last-ditch effort, Sonny adopts 5-year-old Julian (Dylan Sprouse), (Cole Sprouse) to impress her. She's not impressed ... and he can't return the kid. Uh-oh for Sonny!

After their first adventure with the "Hot Tub Time Machine," Lou (Rob Corddry) and Nick (Craig Robinson) are living very well off their ill-gotten gains, while Jacob (Clark Duke) still cannot rely on Lou to be a positive role model. When an unknown assailant breaks into Lou's mansion and shoots him, Nick and Jacob take him for another trip in the hot tub. They emerge in the year 2025, where they m

The Jokers steal America's babies at the mall; while they lie in wait trying to succeed in an impossible task, Sal, Q and Murr hash on some never before seen clips.

Sal and Murr air out their dirty laundry by sorting out the whites and colors of their relationship through past clips from the "Couples Therapy Special" with Casey Jost, unlicensed therapist.

Claire and Phil plan a Valentine's Day excursion; Jay takes Gloria to a comedy show; Cameron and Mitchell try to play cupid for Manny.

Claire and Phil decide to reprise their role-playing adventure from the previous year; Jay's elaborate Valentine's surprise for Gloria keeps getting held up; an admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell.

Claire and Phil's Valentine's Day romp ends with Claire in the hospital; Jay and Gloria's attempts at romance are interrupted by the kids; after hosting a wild party, Cam and Mitch are left with hangovers and a new housemate.

Claire senses Phil may be more into "Juliana" than her; Gloria's sister visits; Mitchell and Cameron get into a situation with Anders.

Phil thinks that Gloria is upset at Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing; Mitch and Cam must make things right when they unwittingly ruin Luke's Valentine's Day date.

The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan heads to Paris so Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award for his work in the closet industry; Claire has a secret rendezvous; Cam finally gets a chance to perform as Fizbo on the streets of Paris.

It's Valentine's Day and, out on his first date in nine years, Ross meets up with his ex-wife; Monica, Phoebe and Rachel rebel against the spirit of the day by burning mementos of past relationships.

Monica takes Rachel to the hospital; Ross asks his dad (Elliott Gould) for advice on becoming a father.

Ross (David Schwimmer) catches up with Marcel on the set of a movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme; Chandler gets a date with a girl he liked in fourth grade.

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark; Monica dates a millionaire.

The gang goes to the opening night of Joey's plays; Rachel brings a date (Ben Stiller) to make Ross jealous; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his co-star provides some comfort.

Ross starts dating a beautiful but messy co-worker from the museum; Monica and Phoebe cater a sad event.

Ross has concerns about Emily's interests; Rachel's plans for Joshua are upset by a late change of venue.

Monica and Phoebe find life in wedding attire has its charm; Rachel asks Joshua for more spontaneity.

Ross vows to try something new; Joey resolves to learn guitar from Phoebe; Rachel gives up gossiping.

After bleaching his teeth, Ross discovers they glow in the dark; Joey's new roommate wants to redecorate.

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

A prospective birth mother (Anna Faris) labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

After seeing Penny with a handsome new guy, Leonard rushes into a rebound relationship with Sheldon's nemesis, Leslie Winkle.

Howard and Raj hit a Goth nightclub to meet women; Sheldon tries chocolate-based behavior modification on Penny.

Leonard realizes he is the only one in his group without a girlfriend; Sheldon wants to get rid of his girlfriend.

After a bad date, Koothrappali decides to never leave his apartment; Penny's acting skills impress Sheldon.

Sheldon has a personal crisis when he decides string theory is a waste of his time; a double date ends in embarrassment for Howard.

Sheldon feels pressured to participate in romantic traditions when the gang re-creates a high-school prom on the roof.

Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali post an ad online to find a new girlfriend for Sheldon; Penny and Bernadette decide to spy when Amy is secretive about who she is dating.

Sheldon and Amy go crazy trying to figure out what "perfect gift" Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding; Koothrappali decides to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him.

George Banks (Steve Martin) and his wife, Nina (Diane Keaton), are the proud parents of Annie (Kimberly Williams), but when she returns from studying abroad and announces that she's engaged, their whole world turns upside down, especially that of overprotective George. From meeting the in-laws to wedding plans with an over-the-top consultant (Martin Short) and his flamboyant assistant (B.D. Wong),