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At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.

Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.

Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.

Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.

When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.

Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.

Actors Jack Black and Paul Rudd.

Actress Odessa A'zion.

The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest.

Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah.

Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry.

Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the Darling family comes into a fortune of $300.

Hawkeye and B.J. are appointed morale officers.

Hawkeye flees to the front with an archenemy to avoid a "surprise" birthday party.

Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails.

After being duped into helping to shoot and kill an outlaw, Kitty is pursued by the man's brother.

A gang of murderers called the Dog Soldiers swears vengeance against Matt for killing one of their members.

A Kansas farmer (Scott Brady) dreams of making it rich with his quarter horse.

A little cowboy riding a giant horse rides into Dodge claiming that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full.

Two outlaws return to visit their dying mother, then take Doc and Kitty hostage to ensure their safe escape.

Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney.

Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career.

Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.

Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.

An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution.

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.

When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction.

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.

Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.

Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.

Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.

Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.

Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.

Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.

Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.

When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.

Billy Bob Thornton, Andy Garcia and Demi Moore ("Landman") tell how each of them first met Drew.

Billy Bob Thornton, Andy Garcia and Demi Moore ("Landman") play a round of memory bank and dish on their most iconic moments.

Goober, convinced that he has a severe case of whiplash, promptly becomes a helpless invalid.

Aunt Bee and Howard both decide to run for the office of town councilman.

Helen and her teenage students convince the principal the younger generation is no different from his own.

At Christmastime, Hawkeye writes a letter to his father describing what a doctor's life is like at the 4077th.

Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter home to his sister.

The camp throws a Christmas party for Korean orphans.

Deputy Newley marries Patricia Colby, whom he had courted while both were tending the injured from a Kansas tornado.

Newly and a convict disguised as a priest unite to protect a small town from outlaws.

Exhausted Matt returns with a dangerous prisoner, only to find chaos and confusion in Dodge City.

A vengeful gunman and his band of outlaws terrorize Dodge City during Matt's absence.

Seven homeless children spend Christmas on their way from a Kansas orphanage to California.

A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.

Barney becomes smitten with Melissa after he helps her cross the street and soon has dinner with her and her supposed dad. Before Barney can realize what is happening, she announces that they are engaged.

A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry bank's money.

Thelma Lou and Barney play matchmaker for Andy and Karen, Thelma Lou's attractive cousin. However, Barney slips up, making Karen think that Andy is as crude as Barney makes him out to be.

Store owner Ben Weaver gets moonshiner Sam Muggins and his family locked up during Christmas, so Andy and Barney throw Sam and his family a Christmas party in jail.

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.

A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.

Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.

The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby.