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As the family prepares for Alex's middle-school graduation, Jay tries to hide a cosmetic-procedure mishap, Cameron is upset about Mitchell laughing at his expense, and Phil antagonizes Claire.

The family scrambles to plan a big celebration for Jay's birthday; Phil runs into his college nemesis; Cameron gets into hot water at a bakery.

The family takes a vacation on a ranch in Jackson Hole, Wyo.; Jay faces off with a cowboy.

Mitch and Cam bring the family together to announce their plan to adopt another child.

Jay's relationship with the dog irritates Gloria; Phil and Luke try to master the tightrope; Cameron starts a juice fast.

When Dave decides to disconnect the Johnson home from the grid, he inadvertently causes a community-wide power outage; in the wake of Marty's engagement, Tina struggles with no longer being the primary woman in her son's life.

When Calvin takes Dave's suggestion to try a new method of promoting his business, he soon comes to regret it; Gemma recruits Tina to rescue her struggling after-school music program.

When Calvin is overwhelmed by work, Dave volunteers to counsel his friend; Tina confides in Gemma that she's eager to make a career change.

Squidward is so tired that SpongeBob and Patrick are unable to wake him up, but they do not want him to miss his big audition; Mr. Krabs and his crew cater a fancy party, but they might be out of their depth with their new wealthy customers.

SpongeBob and Patrick exchange tiny living versions of themselves; Plankton tells his grandma that he owns the Krusty Krab, but must keep the lie going when she comes to visit.

SpongeBob's new friend is a giant, fluffy hamster that no one else can see; Patrick wants to be a horse.

Mr. Krabs has an accident and leaves SpongeBob in charge of the Krusty Krab; Patrick takes a job at the Goofy Goober when he finds out the employees get free ice cream.

Plankton tells Patrick he's his conscience so he can convince the wooden-headed star to steal him a Krabby Patty; when Mr. Krabs puts in an open kitchen, SpongeBob gets stage fright and has to invent a new persona.

SpongeBob and Patrick create their own zoo that is made entirely of bubbles; the Krusty Krab goes under emergency quarantine, but no one knows who is carrying the mysterious illness.

When monsters want to get away from it all, they go to Count Dracula's (Adam Sandler) Hotel Transylvania, a lavish resort where they can be themselves without humans around to bother them. On one special weekend, Dracula invites creatures like the Invisible Man, the Mummy and others to celebrate the 118th birthday of his daughter, Mavis (Selena Gomez). However, an unforeseen complication unfolds w

Patrick leads an enthusiastic stranger on a tour of his favorite places in Bikini Bottom.

SpongeBob and Patrick are sent to jail in the underground tunnels of Glove World, leading to a daring escape.

SpongeBob volunteers to baby-sit; SpongeBob and Patrick volunteer as guards at the museum, while Squidward attempts to hang his painting unnoticed.

SpongeBob watches Mr. Krabs' house while he's away and takes extreme measures to make sure no one breaks in; Squidward is forced to room with Patrick.

After his house gets infested, Squidward checks into a hotel where a different kind of pest awaits him; SpongeBob and Patrick get duped into babysitting a grouchy old lady who keeps trying to escape.

Plankton wins the cutest baby contest and becomes the face of a baby food brand; when Squidward's one-off portrait of SpongeBob takes the art world by storm, he has no choice but to produce more.

SpongeBob falls asleep on the bus and ends up in a town full of Bikini Bottom doppelgangers; after Squidward loses his memory, he adopts a new tough guy persona.

Mr. Krabs and Plankton must learn to get along after ending up shipwrecked on an island; SpongeBob and Squidina try to start their very own Captain Quasar fan club after being kicked out of Bubble Bass's.

When Patrick discovers the pineapple's library, SpongeBob introduces him to the wonderful world of book learning; Plankton hasn't tried to steal the secret formula in a while which makes Mr. Krabs nervous.

Mr. Krabs is forced to give out free food to win back customers; SpongeBob needs all of his friends to help him remodel his pineapple home.

SpongeBob finds a sea urchin living in the Krusty Krab; Squidward convinces SpongeBob and Sandy to teach him karate.

SpongeBob and Patrick discover a surprising link to their favorite Kelpbed Kid; chaos ensues as everyone in Bikini Bottom starts meeping.

SpongeBob and Patrick become trapped in an alternate dimension where anything they draw comes to life; SpongeBob and Patrick help Bubble Bass move out of his mother's basement.

Mr. Krabs has an accident and leaves SpongeBob in charge of the Krusty Krab; Patrick takes a job at the Goofy Goober when he finds out the employees get free ice cream.

Plankton tells Patrick he's his conscience so he can convince the wooden-headed star to steal him a Krabby Patty; when Mr. Krabs puts in an open kitchen, SpongeBob gets stage fright and has to invent a new persona.

SpongeBob and Patrick create their own zoo that is made entirely of bubbles; the Krusty Krab goes under emergency quarantine, but no one knows who is carrying the mysterious illness.

SpongeBob and Patrick are sent to jail in the underground tunnels of Glove World, leading to a daring escape.

Monica and Ross cook Thanksgiving dinner for themselves, but everyone else shows up.

The friends renege on a promise not to bring dates to their New Year's Eve party.

Chandler learns details about his mother's (Morgan Fairchild) life when she appears on national television.

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe; Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross; Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered.

Phoebe's psychiatrist boyfriend (Fisher Stevens) annoys her friends with his analyses of their lives.

It's Valentine's Day and, out on his first date in nine years, Ross meets up with his ex-wife; Monica, Phoebe and Rachel rebel against the spirit of the day by burning mementos of past relationships.

Joey asks Phoebe's sister (Lisa Kudrow in a dual role) on a date; Ross takes Lamaze classes with Carol (Jane Sibbett) and Susan (Jessica Hecht).

Monica takes Rachel to the hospital; Ross asks his dad (Elliott Gould) for advice on becoming a father.

The gang celebrates news of Bernadette's pregnancy by singing karaoke; Wolowitz's reaction to the pregnancy announcement worries Bernadette; Wolowitz believes he needs to make more money to support his growing family.

For the first time in nine years, the gang celebrates Sheldon's birthday -- surprising him with a special guest.

Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz file for a patent on their new invention; Penny, Amy and Bernadette give dating advice to Koothrappali after his breakup with Emily.

Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop; Leonard and Wolowitz get sold out by Koothrappali after lying to their wives to attend a movie screening.