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Richie poses as the owner of a chain of hardware stores in order to meet the Wisconsin Cola poster girl.

The gang tries to raise money to save Frank's annual Pizza Bowl dinner for less-fortunate men.

Spirits visit an old bitter miser on Christmas Eve.

Spanky and Porky's mother buys them a gift instead of a new coat. Animated.

Beaver wins a bike at the movie theater on the day he was told to stay home.

June sends Beaver's teacher a nude baby picture of Beaver for a school contest.

The Clampetts try to participate in some of the more civilized pleasures of Beverly Hills.

The Clampetts are somewhat befuddled by their Christmas gifts, all from Mr. Drysdale.

On Christmas Eve 1933, a rural Virginia clan, the Waltons, are preparing to celebrate the holiday. But patriarch John Walton (Andrew Duggan), who has gone off to the big city in search of work, still hasn't returned home, and a heavy snowstorm only adds more cause for worry. Teenage son John-Boy (Richard Thomas) tries to distract his siblings by explaining the real meaning of Christmas to them, be

A priest travels with six orphans; a couple pretends to be compatible; a wrongly convicted man meets the person he holds responsible.

Rafe Hollister, a farmer with a golden voice, is chosen to represent Mayberry at a musical, but Mayor Stoner believes he looks too seedy. It is then up to Andy to make Rafe presentable enough.

Lisa Whelchel travels the country to discover the nostalgic world of personal collections and amazing treasures, and meets the people who own them.

Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.

Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.

When a crowded subway is invaded by an obnoxious drunk, Mike violates one of his strongest principles.

The Bunker home is ravaged by fire -- then by Archie -- in an effort to collect more insurance money.

A game of Scrabble causes a huge fight between Gloria and Mike, forcing Mike to spend the night with Archie.

The newspaper accuses Archie's "Kings of Queens" club of being bigoted, which causes them to fear protests and the loss of their tax exempt status.

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.

Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

Spurred by his wife, Ralph attempts to regain his lost youth and tries to show off at a roller-skating rink.

A mysterious power failure causes paranoid suburban residents to suspect one another of being disguised creatures from outer space.

After a mild-mannered man commits a strangulation, he becomes a juror in the trial of the man accused of the crime.

The IMF must retrieve material on America's nuclear arsenal, which a defense expert (Kevin McCarthy) sold to a foreign power.

Kimble tries to help Mrs. Gerard (Barbara Rush) who is temporarily blinded; guest Herschel Bernardi.

To save a girl who desperately needs a kidney transplant, Harry searches again for a missing man who eluded him during his police days.

Friday and Gannon break up an extortion plot and reveal a new scientific crime device.

Friday and Gannon race against time to stop a man from killing himself.

Malloy draws a police rookie as a partner when Reed draws desk duty.

The officers tangle with a bow-and-arrow-wielding Indian and with an armed and wounded robber.

Bill tries to survive the year's breakdancing celebration in one piece.

Beaver bets his fielder's mitt that he can walk 20 miles in one day.

Beaver and Larry are accused of taking a boat.

An orphan goes to a California town to search for relatives and winds up accused of murder; guest Denver Pyle.

Nightmares give Ben clues to the murderer of a celebrity doctor who was selling secrets about a client to the press.

Gillespie is leery of the evidence in the murder of an abusive landlord (Hunter Van Leer). Directed by Larry Hagman.

Rose's old suitor returns, concealing a secret about his health; Jason and Jody hire a singer to bring business to the Dew Drop Inn.

Brothers get more than they bargained for when they go to visit their dying mother.

A wanderer seeking his parents' lynchers, arrives in Virginia City as Ben and Adam are convicted of murder.

The McCains get new neighbors when a couple moves into a nearby ranch.

A Southern belle arrives in North Fork claiming that Micah is her husband.

The four Hooper brothers are orphaned when their parents are killed in a wagon accident.

Gage and DeSoto escort a visiting English firefighter; the Rampart staff treats an injured police officer and a singer with diabetes.

Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit.

The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.

A strong windstorm affects the members of the 4077th in various ways.

Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.

Opie meets Arnold Winkler, a spoiled kid who teaches him how to manipulate Andy into increasing his allowance by throwing tantrums.

Andy uses common sense and Barney uses modern technology to solve several burglaries at a filling station.

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

The Heroes attempt to save Klink from an officer who caught him borrowing money.

Hogan teams with a singer to foil Gestapo plans to arrest all the Allied agents.

The spy; Ham Actor; George & Zelda.

A witness of a columnist's murder refuses to testify; guests Cloris Leachman, Gary Collins.

A businessman inexplicably finds his office has become a set for a movie in which he is a character.