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Hale breaks up a scuffle between a gambler and his former sweetheart (Jeanette Nolan).

A hectic day for the paramedics includes a police officer shot by a sniper, a girl bitten by a lion and a man who landed on a cactus.

Three United Nations delegates visit: a physician who is similar to Charles, an Army officer who teaches yoga and a Swede who catches Margaret's attention.

Charles refuses to solve his annoying snoring problem; Potter's son-in-law visits with some shocking news.

A gruff general visits his severely injured son and faces the harsh realities of military life when the young man dies.

An old and dear friend of Col. Potter's arrives with injuries sustained in a careless accident.

Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.

Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.

A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.

Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.

An eager sergeant complicates Hogan's plan to help 20 men escape.

Hogan designs an officer's club; getting a British POW to England.

Guests Tim Conway, Bernadette Peters.

Perry becomes involved in a murder charge when a private investigator deals in blackmail.

A man (Russell Johnson) travels back to the night of Lincoln's assassination.

A farmer (Pat Buttram) brings home a sideshow jar whose curious contents frighten his wife (Collin Wilcox).

Mannix uncovers an unsolved homicide while protecting a controversial writer.

An admitted mass murderer (Anthony Zerbe) hires Cannon and tells the investigator to prevent him from killing again.

Barnaby seeks the culprit behind a campaign of terror directed at an actress (Anne Francis).

Friday and Gannon search for a former narcotics addict who they fear has returned to drugs.

Friday and Gannon search for a woman who picks elderly people as her victims in a theft scheme.

Malloy and Reed answer a silent alarm and wind up in a shootout with three suspects.

Malloy and Reed break up a narcotics ring as they lead a raid on the apartment of a suspected dope pusher.

Bill and Toony explore the year 1949.

Wally is suspended from the track team for a locker room towel fight.

During a visit with an old friend, Beaver discovers that the two of them have nothing in common anymore.

A bankrupt road builder is charged with murdering the man responsible for his financial woes; guest Jason Evers.

A rare-book collector, who is also a parishioner at Ben's church, is accused of killing a college professor.

McGarrett goes under cover in a California prison to find the connection between a girl's death and the theft of a gem collection.

An old World War I buddy of John's tries to hide his failure in life by bragging about his daring wartime deeds.

A young lawyer tries to reform Matt's approach to law enforcement.

Hoss blames himself for the death of a neighbor he struck in self-defense -- and so does the man's brother.

Lucas risks his life when he offers to appear as a witness in a murder trial.

An outlaw will surrender if his sweetheart gets the reward.

A woman traveler in the wagon train (Marta Kristen) has a premonition that Coop's life is in danger.

A police officer (James McEachin) orders the paramedics to treat his wounded partner before they help a more seriously injured robber.

When Charles is handed the job of being the 4077's charity collection officer, he desperately tries to pass the buck.

Everyone steps forth with memorable contributions when Hot Lips insists that a time capsule be left by the 4077th crew.

To raise money to send his Korean houseboy to medical school, Hawkeye raffles off a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse.

Hawkeye and Trapper attempt to retrieve a supply of hydrocortisone stolen by black marketeers. Guest starring Jack Soo and Robert Ito.

Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.

Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.

Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.

The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.

The POW's plan to destroy a gun emplacement so the allies can attack on Hitler's birthday.

Hogan concocts a scheme to keep French gold from the German government.

Vic Voyeur; the interrogator; The Thin Man.

Perry's client, a woman who retained him on a tax matter, finds herself charged with the fatal poisoning of her husband.

A woman battles two miniature aliens from another planet in a battle of size vs. scientific weapons. With Agnes Moorehead.

A prisoner (Edd Byrnes) convinces a fellow inmate to smuggle him out of prison in another's coffin.

An art collector fears his new Renoir is a fake.

A news reporter (Marlyn Mason) asks old friend Cannon to help her when she faces a contempt charge for refusing to reveal a news source.

A former mental patient (Kristoffer Tabori) is suspected in a murder similar to one he once committed.

Friday and Gannon answer a multiple homicide call at an old apartment house.

While investigating a burglary, Friday and Gannon trail the suspect into a world of small-time narcotics pushers.

Malloy and Reed round up a homesick Texan who has "borrowed" a horse.

Reed is questioned in detail after he shoots and kills a 16-year-old sniper.

What begins as a relaxing day trip to a local history museum turns into an overnight fiasco.

Beaver becomes excited over getting his tonsils out when he is promised gifts and attention.

Beaver tries to win a puppy by counting the number of fish in a pet store window.

A baby gorilla is kidnapped while a murder victim is left to be mauled in a lion's cage.

Ben agrees to participate in a charity event -- a murder mystery weekend that becomes all too real when the host is found dead.

A singer (Tommy Sands) turns to cat burglary when his musical efforts fail to satisfy his mounting gambling debts.

A colorful, self-styled writer (David Huddleston) dazzles John-Boy who jeopardizes a timber contract.

An outlaw with plans to rob a bank kidnaps a baby to use as a cover.

Ben's sons persuade him to stay home while they hunt down cattle rustlers; guest Leif Erickson.

Lucas' old friend arrives for an unexpected visit.

An old enemy of Marshal Micah Torrance's arrives in town, bent on revenge.

Refusing what she considers to be a ridiculous fee to join the wagon train, a willful spinster plans to follow along in her lone wagon.

A series of emergency calls, along with the guest of honor's broken ankle, disrupt plans for McCall's surprise birthday celebration.

Trapper, coached by Hawkeye, enters the intercamp boxing tournament to prevent the transfer of a nurse.

Frank complains to Gen. Barker when Hawkeye is appointed chief surgeon at the 4077th.

Hawkeye, Trapper and Spearchucker try to save a Korean girl from bondage to an American sergeant.

The surgeons at the 4077th decide to "rewrite" an Army documentary spotlighting their unit.

Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.

The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.

An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.

Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.

Hogan gets help from the Gestapo when he tries to detain a German general at Stalag 13.

Hogan starts to work with members of the Underground but runs into trouble.

Daughter of Houdini; guest Steve Lawrence.

Perry's client in a blackmail payoff is charged with a double murder he believes she did not commit; guest Angie Dickinson.

Timid bank clerk Victor Pool discovers that a coin that lands on its edge as he pays for a paper leaves him with the power to read minds.