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The 4077th becomes an impromptu orphanage when heavy shelling forces Korean children to seek shelter at the camp.

An intelligence officer and a psychiatrist grapple for the fate of a wounded officer who claims he's Jesus Christ.

B.J. writes home to his wife reporting Klinger's escape attempts and one of Frank's goof-ups.

Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a Dear John letter.

Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.

Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.

Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.

Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.

Hogan plots to sabotage a German gun factory near Stalag 13; Newkirk poses as a German inductee.

Hogan hides a German defector in the camp; Klink is convinced the defector is Hitler in disguise.

Guests Rock Hudson, Nancy Walker.

Perry receives a phone call, supposedly from a man whose funeral he attended three years earlier.

Confederate scout Paradine is given a book of magic which will help the Confederacy win the Civil War.

The old adage of honor among thieves is disproved when a philandering housewife and her suitor scheme to murder her wealthy husband.

Peggy's boyfriend (Yaphet Kotto) disappears; Mannix learns he is an escaped convict; guest Anthony Zerbe.

Cannon becomes the target of a sniper when a mercenary (Jack Cassidy) hires the detective for a murder investigation.

Barnaby seeks a witness (Gary Lockwood) who could clear his client of a bank employee's death.

A wealthy businessman asks Friday and Gannon for help when his daughter and son-in-law experiment with marijuana.

Friday and Gannon are helped by an ex-con when a reply to a newspaper ad indicates that someone wants to hire a killer.

Malloy and Reed arrest the daughter of a wealthy industrialist on a shoplifting charge.

A courageous teenager comes forward as a witness against hoodlums -- only to be abducted.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver becomes the last-minute replacement for Wally on a baby-sitting job.

Beaver tries to live up to Wally's reputation when he joins a basketball team.

A scandal from the past of a college's president-elect threatens a $1,000,000 university endowment; guest Strother Martin.

After bailing out of a fishing trip because of seasickness, Ben thinks the ensuing explosion that killed a judge friend was intended for him.

A small-town salesman witnesses a prostitute's murder but refuses to testify; guest Elaine Joyce. Directed by Nicholas Colasanto.

A widow accuses John of stealing while he was working in her mansion; guest Dennis Dugan.

A group of escaped convicts hold Matt hostage to help them get into Mexico.

A cowboy paralyzed while breaking a horse loses his will to live and attempts suicide.

Shotgun man John Beaumont, who Lucas sent to prison, returns with vengeance on his mind.

After shooting a man in self-defense, Andy Moon and his son turns to Lucas for protection from his vengeful brothers; they take shelter at the McCain ranch.

After Flint happens on the body of an Indian killed by a soldier, the tribal chief threatens to attack if the guilty party does not confess.

A dangerous chemical injures a firefighter during a fire department experiment; a motorcycle daredevil and a hiker require rescue.

When Frank gets a fever, he makes out a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.

Hawkeye and B.J. suspect Frank of stealing a wounded colonel's antique gun.

Mail call brings a "Dear John" letter from Frank's wife and news that Col. Potter is going to become a grandfather.

Radar tries to get some tomato juice for Col. Potter and winds up involving the general of Corps Headquarters.

Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.

The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.

One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.

Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.

A tough new officer assigned to Stalag 13 upsets Hogan's plan.

Hogan gets Klink to believe that Schultz hasn't long to live.

Guests Tim Conway, the Pointer Sisters.

Perry defends his client by invoking the constitutional provision of double jeopardy.

A prospector, threatened with death by a native conjuror for violating African land, feels himself stalked in the deserted streets of Manhattan by some giant jungle beast.

A missionary couple's arrival in India leads a jealous wife to murder.

When Mannix rushes to rescue a kidnapped policeman, he discovers that the abductor plans to murder everyone -- including him.

On a mission to deliver ransom money, Cannon falls prey to opportunists while wandering in the desert with amnesia.

Inconsistencies in a surfer's death put Barnaby on a killer's trail; guests Joanna Miles, Jeff Conaway.

The disappearance of a real estate agent leads Friday and Gannon to a vacant house -- and to a murder.

Dogs come out as the main suspects in a rash of purse snatchings.

Malloy and Reed have to exercise their wits when they have to deal with a drunken driver.

A young purse snatcher tries bigger game.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver convinces Ward to buy him a typewriter.

Ward and June fear that Wally wants to join the Merchant Marine.

Perry defends a man accused of killing a newspaper reporter trailing a Nazi war criminal; guest Denver Pyle.

When Ben's old friend tracks bank robbers, the former FBI agent's rusty skills get him arrested for murder.

Members of a small, foreign guerrilla force burglarize an armory to steal weapons for a revolution in their country.

Widow Verdie Grant (Lynn Hamilton) seeks help to win an itinerant laborer (Hal Williams) with a young son.

A young woman tries to leave an outlaw gang behind so that she can start over.

Little Joe unwittingly wins a Chinese girl in a poker game; later she refuses to leave him; guest Philip Ahn.

A bank-robbing gunman decides to hide out at the McCain ranch.

A sharecropper enters his colt in a horse race; he hopes to win enough money to buy a farm from the owner, who has bet on Mark McCain's entry.

A young man who is determined to avoid becoming a henpecked husband must weigh his love for an overbearing woman.

A sculptor (Sharon Gless) can't free her model from quick-hardening plaster; a truck accident causes the release of dangerous fumes.

Radar writes home to his mother while Hawkeye carries on foot inspection and Col. Potter gets shot in the backside.

Hawkeye and B.J.'s efforts to be nice to Frank backfire when they invite him to join their poker game and he cleans them out.

Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.

Frank decides to make money by auctioning off the camp garbage; Hawkeye's love life suffers a serious attack.

Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.

Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father.

Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.

Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.

Hogan arranges a wedding for a French pilot and gets Klink to marry them.

A British POW and escape artist ignores Hogan and plans to escape.

Skits: "The Family"; "The Wishing Well.".

Perry becomes involved in one of the toughest cases of his career because of a 13-year-old boy; guests Elisha Cook, Nita Talbot.

A janitor mischievously puts on a helmet which really is a time machine.