Me TV Network

Blanche fears she may be pregnant, but is actually going through menopause.

Ozzie Cichetti has a He-Man collection, featuring gift sets, prototypes, a working Eternia playset and more.

A gruff general visits his severely injured son and faces the harsh realities of military life when the young man dies.

An old and dear friend of Col. Potter's arrives with injuries sustained in a careless accident.

The girls move into a Miami Beach hotel; they dress up to attend Burt Reynolds' movie premiere, only to be caught in a hotel raid, mistaken for prostitutes and dragged off to jail.

Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, Stan, but becomes jealous when the couple hits it off; Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.

A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose.

Rose befriends Dorothy's former college buddy (Lois Nettleton), not knowing that the woman is a lesbian.

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Archie ridicules one of Mike and Gloria's friends for being gay.

Archie explodes when he finds out that Gloria is pregnant and Mike has no means of supporting the child.

Hogan must contact a wounded British agent posing as a Nazi officer.

Hogan must collect ammunition and distribute it to the underground.

Ralph follows Ed's complicated plan to avoid a fight and still save face.

Ralph takes over the janitor's job in his building and finds that it is easier to make complaints than receive them.

Phelps and Barney pose as foreign military officials to find $5 million earmarked to finance a coup.

A PR man decides Kimble would be good press after the doctor saves a politician (Steven Hill); guest Jessica Walter.

Just before dying, Quinlan manages to mail evidence to Harry that sets the detective on the trail of an underworld kingpin (Sal Mineo).

A young gunman forces a secretary to withdraw money from a bank and takes her hostage.

A new undercover narcotics officer is suspected of holding up a liquor store.

Malloy and Reed take to the hills on horseback to track down thieves.

Motorcycles and a helicopter add excitement to the Adam-12 team's day.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver has a fight with a friend who is supposed to stay overnight.

The next-door neighbors hire the boys to take care of the yard and cat while they are away.

Perry's client, a dog, is brought to court and helps solve a murder.

Matlock defends the subject of a slain biographer and learns a disturbing fact about his client during the trial.

Foreign and U.S. agents search for nearly perfect plates for counterfeit $20 bills; guest Roger C. Carmel.

Ike Godsey falls in love with the Waltons' cousin Corabeth; John-Boy arranges for Erin to be photographed.

A fugitive assumes the identity of a man he believes has died from the bite of a rattlesnake.

Grieving Dutch parents take Hoss, suffering from amnesia after a blow to the head, to replace their own dead son; guest Signe Hasso.

A poisonous snake gives a prisoner his chance to escape.

Lucas' lust for revenge nearly ruins his life.

After suffering an injury, Flint is held hostage by a bitter woman who plans on surrendering him to nearby Shoshone.

A heavy load of rescue calls and a sleepless night dim the hopes of Station 51 for a victory in the fire department basketball finals.

The Germans employ a super weapon to scare Hogan supposedly from the Russians.

When Charles is handed the job of being the 4077's charity collection officer, he desperately tries to pass the buck.

Everyone steps forth with memorable contributions when Hot Lips insists that a time capsule be left by the 4077th crew.

To raise money to send his Korean houseboy to medical school, Hawkeye raffles off a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse.

Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail.

Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population.

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Blanche has trouble dealing with her father's plan to marry a much younger woman.

Rose's daughter and Dorothy's son visit their mothers at the same time.

TV commercials; cannon fire; heckling.

Perry searches for a glamorous movie star driven into hiding because of a worthless movie contract.

The everlasting youth of a movie star arouses the curiosity of a magazine writer.

An escaped mental patient (George Grizzard) encounters a woman (Phyllis Thaxter) who's afraid to be alone in her house.

Two friends unknowingly tell a middle-aged professor (Robert Emhardt) about his wife's (Cara Williams) reputation.

Mannix ties a Las Vegas comic to the disappearance of a gambler who had just lost $230,000 in the casino.

Terrorists give Cannon poison that will kill in 72 hours without an antidote, which they will exchange for a defector.

When a journalist drowns just before a story breaks, clues lead Barnaby to the man's married lover and her aging spouse.

Four armed bandits, always disguised in red masks, hold up six cocktail lounges in as many weeks.

Friday and Gannon stop a scheme to bilk elderly citizens out of their savings.

The officers refuse to be duped by a press agent who parades his client nude on the beach.

A teenage robber challenges the Adam-12 team.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Wally and Ward are going fishing on the same weekend as Beaver's father-and-son picnic.

Beaver leaves home after his friend Larry drills a hole through the garage wall.

A man who has been declared legally dead seeks Perry's help in a child-custody fight.

Ben's daughter Leanne becomes involved with a man who burgled her home, took her diary and now seems to know everything about her.

The team deals with murder and treason while searching for plates for counterfeit $20 bills; guest Roger C. Carmel.

An unscrupulous student at Boatwright University steals John-Boy's notes; the blame falls on a good friend of John-Boy's, causing a great deal of hurt and distrust.

Five nuns are reluctant to turn in a wounded outlaw because he saved their lives.

Adam meets the daughter of a traveling peddler doing business on the Ponderosa, and falls in love despite their different faiths.

Lucas uses a bullet as evidence to convict a crooked gambler.

Mark is injured in an accident that leaves his legs paralyzed.

A vengeful lawman claims that a town's hero is really a thief and needs to be taken back to Boston to stand trial.

The firefighters of Station 51 negotiate for use of an expensive jet boat they plan to purchase as a group from Charlie, the mechanic.

An Englishwoman defects and designs a supereffective aircraft defense system.

Hawkeye and Trapper attempt to retrieve a supply of hydrocortisone stolen by black marketeers. Guest starring Jack Soo and Robert Ito.

Trapper, coached by Hawkeye, enters the intercamp boxing tournament to prevent the transfer of a nurse.

Frank complains to Gen. Barker when Hawkeye is appointed chief surgeon at the 4077th.

Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney.

Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Rose, Blanche and Dorothy take a vacation at a resort that doesn't live up to its reputation.

While Dorothy is laid off from teaching, she finds work at the same museum where Blanche goes to work.

Skits: "Working at Marriage," "Natural Velvet.".

Perry interrupts plans for a fishing vacation to help an ex-convict accused of robbery and murder by an entire town.

A man (William Demarest) sees himself on television, killing his wife (Joan Blondell).

A brother and sister (Hume Cronyn, Carmen Mathews) scheme to defraud an insurance company. With James Gleason.

A man (Hurd Hatfield) assumes another identity to kill his aunt (Mildred Dunnock) but forgets one important detail.

Injured Peggy falls for a hospitalized African leader marked for death by foreign agents.

Cannon goes to retrieve the body of a friend's son killed in a freak sea accident.

A girl's return after three years triggers an old family feud that results in murder.

After an apartment house manager is bludgeoned to death, Friday and Gannon track the murderer to a small Arizona town.

A gunman successfully holds up 10 stores in a confectionery chain.

The crash of a light plane interrupts Reed's teasing of Malloy.

A know-it-all trainee complicates life for the officers.

On April Fool's Day, Bill's on a mission to prank his closest friends.

Beaver unknowingly insults a Hispanic friend.

Beaver loses the watch that Lumpy gave him to hold while he played baseball.

A client tries to make Perry a suspect in her husband's murder; guest Patricia Barry.

When Matlock takes on the defense of a man accused of murdering his vindictive ex-wife, he also has his hands full baby-sitting the man's daughter.

A munitions dealer (Paul Burke) arranges his wife's kidnapping to force a government to pay a higher fee for an arms shipment.

Grandpa gets angry and moves out with Grandma after John suggests he take life a little easier.

A lovesick, penniless transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career, boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers.

Ben tries to help a woman (Ruta Lee) recognize her alcoholism is troubling a former heavyweight boxer who loves her.

A stranger arrives on the McCain ranch claiming to be a friend of Lucas'.

Lucas refuses help to an old man running from a gang of criminals.

Vivian decides to leave the train to marry her true love.

Stranded Gage and DeSoto, with the assistance of a local physician, provide the only medical help in a town isolated by severe rains.

An Italian agent goes along with a daring plan to photograph a Nazi installation.

Hawkeye, Trapper and Spearchucker try to save a Korean girl from bondage to an American sergeant.

The surgeons at the 4077th decide to "rewrite" an Army documentary spotlighting their unit.

When Hawkeye is denied an R & R pass he thinks he needs, he concocts a wild case history for an Army psychiatrist to study.

Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace.

Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return.

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.

Dorothy and Blanche contrive an answer to Rose's personal ad.

Sophia takes action when a depressed, gun-toting Santa Claus threatens to ruin Christmas for her and her housemates.

Mrs. Wiggins; guest Roddy McDowall.

Perry defends a widow trying to re-establish her dead husband's reputation with his father; guests Simon Oakland, Patricia Barry.

A dying man forces his heirs to wear masks at a Mardi Gras party to receive their inheritance.