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A Honolulu death is linked to the disappearance of a valuable human fossil from China just before Pearl Harbor; guest Vic Tayback.

Jim-Bob tries to teach Elizabeth to drive; Corabeth's business ventures are ruined by her secret drinking. Directed by Ralph Waite.

Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaws tries to steer her youngest son into an honest life.

A clairvoyant predicts a beautiful girl (Sally Kellerman) will fall for Hoss.

Lucas and Mark lie to protect a dead man's family.

Lucas becomes involved in the family troubles of the hotel clerk.

A judge notorious for going strictly by the book in his effort to bring order to the frontier faces the ultimate test when his son finds himself in court.

Brackett's father undergoes surgery; the paramedics deal with a trapped magician and an invalid endangered by a fallen power pole.

A ruptured water main beneath Stalag 13 helps Hogan free Resistance fighters.

Mail call brings upsetting news to Father Mulcahy and a hint to Henry that his wife may be straying.

Frank decides alcohol has become a menace to the 4077th and declares total prohibition.

A possible attack causes nurses and patients to leave the camp.

Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcolm Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.

Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Blanche cannot bring herself to enter the hospital following her boyfriend's heart attack.

Rose prepares herself for a visit from her boyfriend's daughter; Blanche schemes to meet wealthy men.

Guests include Bing Crosby, Ella Fitzgerald, Dan Rowan and Dick Martin.

A lawyer (Hugh O'Brian) and former spy solves the murder of a totalitarian state's hated minister.

A strange piano allows the listener's hidden character to be suddenly revealed.

The wife (Jo Van Fleet) abandoned by her husband (John Emery) years before suddenly appears on the night of an important dinner party.

An ex-convict becomes frantic when he loses all his money in the town shortly after being released from prison.

A hit-and-run victim regains consciousness after being in a coma for a year.

An English heiress (Dana Wynter) suspects the supposedly suicidal death of her father on a Caribbean island was in reality a homicide.

A woman impersonates a businessman's dead wife to collect a hefty divorce settlement; guest Susan Clark.

Friday and Gannon track a pair of thieves who steal dogs and then collect the rewards.

Friday and Gannon must learn the identity of a young woman whose body is found off a pier.

While on patrol, a call comes in from a woman who is sure she hears the roar of a lion in her neighborhood. They then pursue a suspect in a holdup, and Malloy is the focus of an article written by his partner.

Malloy draws a police rookie as a partner when Reed draws desk duty.

Bill educates Toony on the world's oldest living things.

After their camping trip is postponed, the boys pitch a tent in their backyard.

To make Ward proud, Beaver takes music lessons.

A geologist is accused of killing the oil tycoon who betrayed him; guest Wendell Corey.

Ben finds a photo that may solve a murder while looking for his cousin's (Christina Pickles) philandering husband.

A computer programmed with erroneous information points McGarrett's murder investigation to the wrong person.

Verdie's daughter Esther (Joan Pringle) arrives with her child, bitter over the frustrations of being a college-educated black woman.

Matt tries to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest.

A young woman falsely accuses Little Joe of assault, ending the Cartwrights' friendship with her family.

Fallen ill, a couple seeks shelter with Lucas.

Lucas and Mark travel across the desert, returning from a trip to lay in a supply of salt.

A sergeant looking to kill two deserters drags a fresh young lieutenant along on his vendetta and mistakes Chris for one of his targets.

Strange seizures result from bad moonshine; a man with an injured back is trapped in his waterbed; a tiger assaults a used-car dealer.

Hogan must disarm a delayed-action bomb in the center of Stalag 13.

Tired of the GI diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye calls Chicago for an order of ribs.

Hawkeye records a letter to his father detailing his day in the OR with a mad Turk, a missing corpse and a gun-happy officer.

While a search goes on for a dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a case of hysterical paralysis.

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

Sophia visits Brooklyn, N.Y., for her anniversary, hoping to confront the ghost of her dead husband.

Blanche must have a pacemaker implanted and worries that it will affect her sex life.

Guests include Andy Griffith and Merv Griffin.

An attorney unveils the murderer of a wealthy electronics man and restores the freedom of a young girl.

When a young man steps out of his coffin at his own funeral the townsfolk grow to suspect that the devil has assumed the man's body.

A man who's fed up with his invalid wife's incessant nagging plans her funeral and prepays for a stylish coffin.

A woman (Madeleine Sherwood) plots her husband's (James Best) death when she discovers he has been unfaithful. With Diana Van Der Vlis and Joe Flynn.

Peggy gets apprehended when mistaken for an informant.

An escaped mental patient bent on vengeance stalks Cannon during the investigator's vacation at a mountain lake.

Barnaby seeks to foil a con man (Bradford Dillman) who impersonates wealthy men and weds rich women.

Friday and Gannon question a suspect in a bunco-forgery scheme involving credit cards.

Friday is nearly forced out of night school when he makes an on-campus arrest of a classmate.

The officers tangle with a bow-and-arrow-wielding Indian and with an armed and wounded robber.

A shooting spree, a bar brawl and a dead husband occupy officers.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

When Wally gets a sore throat, Beaver pretends he is also sick.

Beaver can't throw away his old teddy bear.

A Cockney merchant seaman (Raymond Burr in a dual role) becomes involved in a plot to discredit Perry; guest Arlene Martel.

Ben uses evidence in an altered photo to uncover a murder plot designed to conceal a counterfeiting operation.

Three desperate women in dire financial straits rob tour buses at gunpoint; guest Eugene Roche.

Grandma is visited by a former suitor (Arthur Space); Jim-Bob starts a business with Yancy to produce fuel from alcohol.

A former lawman saves Matt's life then agrees to take his place while the marshal's wounds heal.

A poor Southern colonel and his granddaughter (Julie Parrish) unknowingly involve the Cartwrights in a horse-racing scheme.

Lucas agrees to ride shotgun on the North Fork stage.

Outlaws threaten to kill Micah unless their leader is freed.

Chris and Duke try to rush a group to California despite inclement weather; Duke injures his foot, forcing him off the trail and into a cabin to heal up.

Firefighters and paramedics respond when a light plane crashes into an apartment house; a man goes into cardiac arrest four times.

Hogan must photograph and then destroy a German radio-controlled tank.

Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier.

Frank is driven by his jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips.

A lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic are among the activities scheduled for the 4077th.

Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

A young man claims to be the illegitimate son of Blanche's late husband.

Rose must test for AIDS following the revelation that she may have received a tainted transfusion.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez.

Perry's client, a dog, is brought to court and helps solve a murder.

Apparently benign alien emissaries show mankind how to end the misery of war, plague and famine.