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Hogan befuddles the Gestapo as he continues his efforts to liberate an Allied agent.

Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips and a vanished poker pot to Trapper.

Col. Flagg turns up at the 4077th wanting penicillin to barter for information.

When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command.

Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.

Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth.

Rose, who was adopted, meets her biological father while Sophia is in the hospital.

Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin.

A client tries to make Perry a suspect in her husband's murder; guest Patricia Barry.

A couple is awakened in the middle of the night by the cries of their six-year-old daughter who has fallen through a mysterious door into another dimension.

Two crooks rob a bank messenger and escape with $18,000, only to learn there was a witness to their crime.

A lonely wife's (Anne Francis) attempt to make her husband (Edmund Hashim) jealous unwittingly helps the police.

Mobsters are convinced that Mannix arranged a theft of money from their courier.

An unofficial probe conducted by Cannon's friend (Ford Rainey), a retired police officer, makes both him and Cannon targets for hit men.

A woman (Jessica Walter) becomes involved in her husband's embezzlement scheme.

The national problem of LSD use among teenagers is investigated.

Friday and Gannon must prevent 400 pounds of dynamite from detonating.

The officers initiate an investigation into medical fraud.

The officers become suspicious when the same witness turns up at two traffic accidents.

Old school photography is back! So Bill starts a photomat.

The next-door neighbors hire the boys to take care of the yard and cat while they are away.

The deadline approaches for the poem Beaver promised for the school paper.

A witness of a columnist's murder refuses to testify; guests Cloris Leachman, Gary Collins.

Frugal Ben hires a hitchhiker (Randy Travis) to paint his home; Michelle and an insurance adjuster pursue an ad producer's murderer.

A surrealistic painting holds clues to solving a psychiatrist's murder; guests Richard Hatch, Gretchen Corbett.

Ben decides to take advantage of a wartime increase in traffic by opening an auto court; Yancy studies barbering through the mail.

A bushwhacked Matt will die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed.

Hoss falls in love with a beautiful stranger (Geraldine Brooks) and proposes, despite his family's objections.

Two tough private detectives appear in North Fork looking for a boy.

Two unhappy heirs threaten a young widow.

Flint leads a fragment of the wagon train on a dangerous route through a swamp that supposedly contains mysterious creatures.

Gage begins a rocky affair with a stewardess (Gretchen Corbett) who asked his and DeSoto's help with an in-flight heart-attack victim.

Camp security is raised; Hogan devises a hoax that includes Hitler.

As soon as Frank is in charge, Hawkeye skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper and welcomes a new surgeon.

Hawkeye (Alan Alda) says goodbye to an old friend and welcomes a new one in the form of B.J. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell).

Frank settles in as commanding officer only to have a new one appointed over his head.

Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.

Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Stan interests Dorothy in re-establishing a relationship; Rose makes an ill-advised sale.

Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.

Guests include Martha Raye and Tim Conway.

Perry suspects the fake suicide of a house builder is really part of a $200,000 land swindle; guest Richard Jaeckel.

A man awakens one morning to find that no one recognizes him, not even his mother.