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Station 51 plans a lavish farewell party for an unpopular superior officer; a model suffers from heat stroke during a promotion stunt.

Klinger falls victim to the peculiar behavior of the 4077th's personnel.

The officers are drafted into running the saloon while Rosie is in the hospital.

B.J. and Charles clash when they are both honored for an operation.

A Korean-American infant is abandoned at the 4077th.

A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry bank's money.

Thelma Lou and Barney play matchmaker for Andy and Karen, Thelma Lou's attractive cousin. However, Barney slips up, making Karen think that Andy is as crude as Barney makes him out to be.

Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.

Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.

Rose becomes convinced she is dead after suffering an esophageal spasm; after this experience she decides to live for the day.

Dorothy and Rose agree to baby-sit a group of children, but one set of parents fails to claim its child.

Guest stars Ken Berry and Totie Fields drop by to take part in some of Carol's most popular recurring sketches.

An actress searching for her long-lost son is implicated in the murder of a drama critic; guests James Stacy, Victor Buono.

While horseback riding, a wealthy girl is nearly run down by another woman, who chases her.

Using a haunted house in their ploy, two men (Ralph Clanton, John Irving) scheme to con a wealthy American (Biff McGuire) out of his money.

A garrulous babysitter (Thelma Ritter) enjoys being the center of attention after her employer is murdered.

Mannix protects a flamboyant film star after a time-bombed press conference.

A petroleum company's vice-president, on the verge of being fired after being accused of misappropriation of funds, asks Cannon for help.

A murder witness says she was listening to a talk-show host (Larry Hagman) just before the crime.

A fellow officer tries to include Friday in a gambling operation.

Thrill-seeking teenagers find that car theft can lead to more serious crimes -- and tragedy.

A smitten heiress pursues Malloy after he gives her a ticket.

Hogan hides a downed Soviet pilot and tries to smuggle him to England.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

The cover of Ward's office magazine bears a picture of Beaver kissing Fred Rutherford's daughter.

Beaver uses bleach to remove an oil stain from Wally's sport jacket.

Perry volunteers to defend a down-and-out man (Fred Sherman) charged with robbery and the murder of a dance-hall girl.

While back home for the town's bicentennial festivities, Ben is retained to defend a man for two homicides linked to a 15-year-old crime.

The probe of a theft of nerve gas puts McGarrett on Wo Fat's trail, which leads to Hong Kong; guest Dina Merrill.

John's nerves are strained to the limit as the orders pile up and his machinery breaks down; Jeffrey builds a soapbox race car.

The surviving son (Richard Dreyfuss) of a Russian emigrant seeks vengeance for the hazing death of his brother.

Paiutes attack a group, including the Cartwrights and Candy, and capture an accused killer's (Steve Forrest) only witness (Tina Louise).

A young man arrives in North Fork to claim the body of his dead brother.

A gunman threatens to kill Micah and Lucas tries to help.

The Perez family is run out of their town because people believe their daughter Juana is a witch.

Bewildered Gage debates several possible courses of action when a computer error results in his paycheck being considerably inflated.

Hawkeye puts the 4077th on edge when he goes on the wagon. Guest starring Shelley Long.

Col. Potter and Charles become strange bedfellows when they come down with the mumps.

When Hawkeye becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, he must contend with an "invasion" of Koreans.

Hawkeye and B.J. are appointed morale officers.

Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader.

Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership.

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.

The roommates reminisce about the adventures they have shared.

Dorothy becomes romantically interested in Frank Leahy, a fellow teacher whom she later discovers is a priest.

Carol salutes MGM with the help of guest stars Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart; spoofs of classic movies abound, including Ninotchka, Blackboard Jungle, Gone With The Wind, and more.

A woman who fears she is going insane becomes involved in a murder.

The everlasting youth of a movie star arouses the curiosity of a magazine writer.

A murderer (Jack Mullaney) hides from a posse after killing a school teacher's (Pat Hitchcock) fiancé.

A man (Biff McGuire) struggles to remember the license plate number of the vehicle that killed his fiancée (Judith Ames).

Mannix tries to locate a homicidal maniac who may be killing police.

An heiress's boyfriend receives a death threat from the Chinese underworld in the form of a melting snowman with a hatchet in its head.

Barnaby must determine if the dog that killed a boy's stepfather was attack-trained; guest Ina Balin.

Computer data reveals that disability checks are being issued to dead people.

When Friday and Gannon investigate a child-abuse case, a young boy is reluctant to reveal who injured him.

Malloy and Reed investigate a dispute between neighbors over a jointly owned boat.

Hogan and his men arrange to blow up a room full of Nazi brass.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver is taken in by a magazine-advertised modeling agency scam.

Wally comes up short in his ice-cream business.

Perry defends a woman (Josephine Hutchinson) who confessed to the murder for which she is being tried; guest Ruta Lee.

While back home for the town's bicentennial festivities, Ben is retained to defend a man for two homicides linked to a 15-year-old crime.

In Hong Kong on Wo Fat's trail, McGarrett has amnesia from nearly drowning; guest Dina Merrill.

Rose renews an acquaintance with her former dance partner, who then asks her to marry him; Jim-Bob decides he wants his own room.

Settlers and travelers are taken captive by renegade Indians and sold as slaves.

A vengeful gambler targets a man who changed his mind about ordering his daughter (Kim Darby) to throw a horse race.

Lucas is accused of murder by a man who claims to be an eyewitness.

Mark deliberately disobeys his father and a convicted prisoner escapes.

While scouting in Wyoming territory, Duke is forced by outlaw Tom Tuesday to act as his guide to an important rendezvous in Ruby City, Idaho.

Rescues of injured mountain climbers and burn victims hurt in a boat explosion disrupt Gage and DeSoto's long-awaited fishing trip.

Hawkeye flees to the front with an archenemy to avoid a "surprise" birthday party.

Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails.

Two days without sleep produce strange dreams.

Happily married B.J. falls for a war correspondent (Susan Saint James).

Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.

A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town.

Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.

Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out "thank you" notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.

Angela Petrillo pays a return visit to Miami, making her sister's life miserable.

After attending a sorority reunion, Blanche considers having a face lift.

Carol salutes MGM with the help of guest stars Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart; spoofs of classic movies abound, including Ninotchka, Blackboard Jungle, Gone With The Wind, and more.

A woman believed killed in a plane crash returns, only to be murdered; guest Michael Ansara.

A man (William Demarest) sees himself on television, killing his wife (Joan Blondell).