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Hawkeye is overcome by a mysterious bout of nonstop sneezing.

Hawkeye must tell a wounded soldier that tests indicate he has chronic leukemia and can't give blood to his best buddy.

A letter from Radar brightens the colonel's day until Klinger accidentally breaks his glasses.

Charles becomes obsessed with death following a sniper attack.

Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.

With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.

Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.

Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.

Rose's cousin, Sven Lindstrom, arrives from Sweden and falls in love with Blanche.

Dorothy hocks an expensive ring to pay off the debt she and her ex-husband owe to the Internal Revenue Service.

Paul Lynde and Nanette Fabray guest on the season finale, featuring an installment of As The Stomach Turns, and a reflection on moments past from Carol's iconic Charwoman persona.

A man is accused of killing the blackmailer threatening the reputation of his estranged wife; guests Otto Kruger, Ed Nelson.

A con man convinces the inhabitants of a Western town that he can raise the dead from the local cemetery.

A murderer (Lee Philips) searches for an alibi after he kills a rival gangster (Chick Chandler) in a fit of rage.

Two sisters (Dorothy Stickney, Carmen Mathews) resort to desperate measures to keep their house.

A decades-old labor dispute that culminated in a deadly bombing comes back to haunt Mannix.

A boy is initially disbelieved when he claims two men dressed as Arabs shot at him while they wheeled a patient into a makeshift hospital.

A con artist must kill when a former victim appears unexpectedly.

Friday and Gannon deal with a mentally challenged man and a dying assault victim.

When Friday and Gannon apprehend a burglary suspect, they discover he is also guilty of forgery and bigamy.

Malloy and Reed turn up a murder suspect in what first appears to be a hit-and-run pedestrian fatality.

Hogan is ordered to London, and Col. Crittendon is his replacement.

Bill and Toony look back at the many Wizard of Oz cartoons over the decades.

Beaver fears that if he doesn't do well on an upcoming IQ test, he will be sent to "dumb" school.

Wally is afraid of meeting a girl to whom he has misrepresented himself in correspondence.

A divorcee retains Perry to defend her former husband in the slaying of his stepson; guests Fay Wray, Nancy Kulp.

Evidence uncovered in Michelle's case may incriminate Ben's murder client (Brynn Thayer), but attorney/client privilege bars action.

Participants in a yachting race from California to Hawaii become the targets of a trio of mutineer-murderers.

Mary Ellen runs into opposition when she decides to become a doctor; Jason and John-Boy enjoy a birthday surprise from back home.

A lawyer (Paul Stevens) agrees to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife.

A lawyer kills a judge to avenge his brother's hanging, then bribes a photographer to provide him a visual alibi; guest Jack Albertson.

Lucas and several others are trapped in the hotel with a dangerous outlaw.

A former gunfighter arrives in North Fork with the intention of settling down.

Rancher Henry Ludlow is determined that his daughter Judy not marry Basque sheepherder Antone Rose.

Early and Brackett compete for a working vacation in Hawaii; DeSoto frets about an impending visit from his critical mother-in-law.

Hawkeye and B.J. become lost in enemy territory.

Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.

When a tornado rips through Kansas, Dorothy and her dog, Toto, are whisked away in their house to the magical land of Oz. They follow the Yellow Brick Road toward the Emerald City to meet the Wizard, and en route they meet a Scarecrow that needs a brain, a Tin Man missing a heart, and a Cowardly Lion who wants courage. The wizard asks the group to bring him the broom of the Wicked Witch of the Wes

Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.

Dorothy, Rose and Blanche seek professional help when living with one another becomes unbearable.

Rose decides to move in with Buddy Rourke, one of her deceased husband's former buddies.

Paul Lynde and Nanette Fabray guest on the season finale, featuring an installment of As The Stomach Turns, and a reflection on moments past from Carol's iconic Charwoman persona.

A political candidate's wife is accused of killing the stepson of her husband's opponent; guests Richard Anderson, Lynn Loring.

A heartless industrialist fires his entire factory staff and replaces them with machines; the machines start acting mischievously.

A man (Robert Horton) stakes his job, home and life savings on the turn of a card. With Robert Middleton.

A young man is overcome with grief when he learns of his father's demise and accuses his new mother of the crime.

Mannix uncovers an unsolved homicide while protecting a controversial writer.

Despite hints of a frame-up, a crusading newspaper editor is arrested after being found unconscious with a murdered girl in a hotel room.

A desperate man (Barry Brown) holds Betty hostage to force Barnaby to reopen his brother's case.

Kate comes home to find that there's a mix-up about where to meet her and fireworks have set the Pixley depot on fire.

Everyone thinks Doc Stuart (Regis Toomey) has been slighted when Steve insists the baby be born in Baltimore.

Granny becomes enraged when Elly's pack of dogs tramples her every time she announces a meal is ready.

Granny convinces herself that she has the gift of prophecy and starts making predictions.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Adventures of the animated cat and mouse.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

Gordon has a vivid nightmare about the ghost of a prisoner's mother, who attempts to clear her son's name.

A little girl's cries are heard during the night, but Charlie is the only one to catch a glimpse of her before she vanishes.

The Barkleys' new friend sets up his medical practice in Stockton but conceals plans to avenge his father's death.

Matt investigates when Doc returns to Dodge City with a strange tale about an isolated cabin on the prairie.

No one believes an over-imaginative boy who stumbles upon the secluded shack of a highwayman and his accomplice wife.

Little Joe falls for a girl who has been disowned by her people because they think she is a witch and, therefore, an outcast.

Lucas begins to believe in ghosts when he sees someone he thinks he killed.

Rumors that Mark may be mixed up with thieves shake Lucas.

A series of murders plagues the drive, each followed by a steer with a "murder" brand; guest James Franciscus.

Paladin intervenes when a madman wants to kill a woman and her baby because he believes they have typhoid fever.

A poor schoolteacher in a Mexican village hires Josh to keep a local witch woman away from his expectant wife.

The Stooges are defense workers.

When a storm transports her to a magical world, a young woman with the aid of three new friends searches for a way to go home.

An accused murderer uses the secret of invisibility to track down his brother's killer. Sir Cedric Hardwicke and Vincent Price star in this classic thriller!

Lumberjacks leave their jobs after hearing rumors about a werewolf roaming the woods.

A presumed-dead magician threatens vengeance.

Smith discovers a machine that manufactures robots and plans to conquer the galaxy.

A reactor explosion creates a bizarre fourth dimension of time and space.

To free Barry and Valerie, Dan must coach a giant trumpet-player (Sugar Ray Robinson).

Tony tries to save his father's life at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941; guests Sam Groom, Linden Chiles.

A high-ranking general (James Daly) asks Vincent to arrange a meeting with alien leaders to discuss peaceful coexistence.

Grizzly teaches a retired ship's captain and his pet chimp about friendship between man and beast.

Ornithologists study migrations of the greater flamingo.

Man and dingo conflict in Australia.

Scientists use rope nooses to capture sharks for display.

The courtship and life cycle of the ostrich.

The United States' history, scenery and wildlife.

Jim Fowler and Marlin Perkins chase a giraffe.

Alice decides the Bradys no longer need her and prepares to leave.

When Jan develops an allergy, it is feared that she is allergic to her new father.

Lucy is "discovered" by an Italian film director while traveling to Rome.

While Ricky heads to a meeting at the film studio, Lucy and the Mertzes go celebrity hunting, and Lucy finds trouble when she meets William Holden and Eve Arden while having lunch at the Brown Derby restaurant in Hollywood.

Lucy and Ethel start their own business making and selling salad dressing.

John Wayne helps Lucy return the cement block with his footprints.

Constant interruptions frustrate Lucy's attempts to tell Ricky she is pregnant.

Lucy promises to produce Superman (George Reeves) for little Ricky's birthday party.

Lucy and Ethel decide to make some extra money by buying a used, walk-in freezer. When they unwittingly buy 700 pounds of beef, they try to sell it to customers at the butcher shop. Lucy later finds herself locked in the freezer.

Lucy dresses as various Hollywood celebrities to impress a vision-impaired Carolyn Appleby; guest Harpo Marx.

Ricky and Fred think doing housework is much easier than earning money but Lucy and Ethel feel the opposite; so the boys try doing the housework while the girls attempt to hold down a job on a conveyor belt at a candy factory.

Lucy gets a job in a TV commercial by telling the chosen actress that another girl's been hired; at the studio, Lucy rehearses tasting spoonfuls of the product, "Vitameatavegamin," but the contents of the product contain far too much alcohol.

A woman (Tina Louise) may lose her body to an ancient ghost; a man's (David Cassidy) marriage hinders his upcoming wedding.

A hypnotist (Vincent Price) fears losing his lover; a habitual liar sees a woman in real trouble; guest Maureen Reagan.

Blanche agrees to pose in the nude for a suave European sculptor.

Ian knows how to follow the rules, the Mogwai rules, that is. A lifelong collector of all things Gremlins, Ian has dedicated himself to the preservation of the cult classic creatures, converting his home office into a museum filled with props, puppets, and memorabilia from the films. Ian shows off some of his chaos-causing house guests, including a Bat Gremlin that can really fly, a Barbie Dream C

The sudden illness of a USO singer brings the touring troupe to the 4077th.

The ailing USO singer undergoes emergency surgery as the troupe entertains the camp.

Blanche reunites with her daughter Rebecca after a four-year estrangement; Blanche wants to defend her from an abusive boyfriend.

Blanche and Rose despise one of Dorothy's friends, the novelist Barbara Thorndyke.

A trip to Hollywood to compete on their favorite game show turns sour for the roommates.

Sophia encourages Dorothy and Stan to pretend they are still married, at least until Sophia's clergyman brother leaves town.

While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.

Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.

Gloria is in a foul mood and argues with Edith over allowing Archie to boss her around. She later gets into a fight with Mike, ruining the birthday celebration.

When the house next door to the Bunkers is for sale, Archie and Henry Jefferson become nervous.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

Ralph creates a unique costume for a party.

Trying to make up with Alice after a quarrel, Ralph takes Ed's advice and sends her a recording.

An underworld czar facing indictment holds a girl hostage to force Briggs to kidnap the state's prime witness.

A black sheriff (Percy Rodrigues) transports Kimble and a murderer (James Farentino) through the killer's territory.

A Shakesperean quote is Harry's only clue to a possible murder confessed to a priest (Laurence Luckinbill) who refuses to reveal more.

While tracking down a narcotics supplier, Friday and Gannon are led to a hippie's pad.

The smoking habits of a murder victim help Friday and Gannon nab the suspect.

Malloy and Reed run into trouble on their day off when a motorcycle gang attacks their picnic.

Newkirk sneaks a girl into Stalag 13, not knowing she is a Gestapo agent.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver messes up a trip to the store to buy a neighbor's little boy a pair of shoes.

A friendless boy has been stealing things at school to give to Beaver.

A beautiful blonde (Whitney Blake) enters Perry's legal life wearing a bathrobe and sporting a black eye.

A grandmother's testimony is vital to Ben's defense of a youth who is charged with murdering his abusive father to protect his mother.

A man who was wrongfully convicted of murdering his wealthy wife escapes from prison to prove his innocence.

A soldier in Jason's group rediscovers his courage; the Godseys are called before the ration board; word comes of a German surrender.

Matt forces a drunken, corrupt judge (David Wayne) to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner.

Ben disapproves when a man (Albert Salmi) hired by the Cattlemen's Association to stop rustlers uses violence.

A charming Irishman claims Lou for his bride.

Lucas gets wind of an assassination plot.

Duke Shannon returns to his small ranch, Shannon's Glen, which he split with his childhood friend.

Paramedics out in the field begin to question the judgment of overcautious Dr. Morton who believes in acting strictly by the book.

The problems of three wounded soldiers disrupt the lives of those around them.

When a general's emissary is sent to the 4077th to check it out, rumors about the visitor's real purpose run rampant.

Hawkeye's letter begs Truman to stop the war.

Col. Potter orders Klinger to tutor him for driving school on a night Klinger has set aside for a big poker game.

Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.

Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.

A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for headshots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.

Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.

Guests include Jim Nabors.

A sculptor's wife is charged with slaying her husband's model; guests June Lockhart, Sue Ane Langdon, Sean McClory.

A popular folk singer persuades a backwoods girl to sing an authentic ballad into his tape recorder and finds the song coming tragically true.